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My gf is a bitch and i hate her but she dosent know, wat do,

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My gf is a bitch and i hate her but she dosent know, wat do, pic related
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kill
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78 decides wat do
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Post nudes then dump the whore
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Post nudes of her
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Interest
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Timestamp
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>>674839578

Ha get, now provide it faggot
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>>674839578
Winrar?
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>>674839578
Winrar
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>>674839578
this
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>>674839578
Look at the clock in the back of the room and the filename you dumbass
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Kill yourself then her
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Cum on her
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>>674839115
Break up with her and move on. For bonus decent-human points, tell her why without just berating her about it or resorting to calling her a bitch.
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dick in pooper
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Cum on her face
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>>674839704

Jesus Christ your on /b. You aren't dealing with a bunch of crime scene investigators. Make it easier next time faggot
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Talk your problems out like adults and get on with your life.
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>>674839944

This
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Op here, im taking a shit, ill timestamp soon
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>>674839578
winrarr
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1. Why is she a bitch
2. Is she fat?
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>>674840028

Glockamole?
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>>674840220
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>>674840220
ye
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>>674840220
Top kek
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>>674840220
fucking kek
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>>674840334

Anyone else hungry now?
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>>674840464
A lil' bit, ye.
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>>674839115
break up obviously. Make sure to do so about 1-2 seconds before cumming next time you have sex.
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finger up butt then up nose
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Get her pregnant.
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>>674840220
i cant even...
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>>674840571

Been there before, can't wait to cook it so you nibble on a bit raw to satisfy the craving
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>>674839773
2nd
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Take her for a ride in your car, drive past her house and be like "hey, my ex girlfriend lives there...." And she'll say something like "that's my house??" Kick her out of your car and drive away. I did this to my ex-girl, hated that bitch. I kept her around to hate fuck her.
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Timestamp or it didn't happen
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>>674840220
I really really like this joke.
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>>674839115
Stab her in the butt
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donkey punch with a side order of telling her that her sister/mom/cousin/best friend is a better fuck
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>>674840806
It just takes so long to prepare, not to mention that it's just not complete without stir-fry.
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>>674840334
I eat my candy with pork and beans
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>>674840878

Decided
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>>674840878
rolling for this
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>>674839115
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>>674841113

Mmm such an easy cheap meal, literally walk from gas station to gas station and there is your main course. Made this countless of times
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>>674841121
Ye, me, too.
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>>674839115
>>674839115
OP IS A FAGGOT
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Lift her shirt and put some nudes of her up. Simple and beautiful cuntery.
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Post her nudes
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>>674839115
You should stick a fork into her anus
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>>674839115
Do what a man would do.
>Sit her down
>Look her dead in the face
>Say "I hate you and your face gtfo bitch I'll rek u!"
>Deal with impending bitch fit
>Let her leave
>When she calls the cops ask for proof
>After police leave tell her to pack up her shit and go
>If she takes a swing at you don't hit her until she gets 3 good solid blows no pussy shit
>If you have to hit her immediately call the cops by you calling you have a better case for self defense
>Try to avoid this
>When she leaves throw a dank party
>Send invites via doubles gained
>Lastly more importantly
>Check em
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Nudes
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>>674839115
did you ever try having an honest conversation about feelings?
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Fuck her right in the vagina
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>>674841875

Fag
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Fuck her in the ass then tell her in the middle of fucking her you are done
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>>674839115
show her this thread and apologize to her
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>>674840334
Milk steak with your finest jelly beans
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