Your name D'Vante Dindunuffin
You currently are in your cell
The only thing you have on you is your trusty shank, you have it hidden up your ass with room your two more things
Wat Do
8 Decides
>Take shower
Look around for more stuff to put up my ass.
>>675150444
Checked
>>675150275
stab self
Wait for a cop to come by to give you lunch, then stab him in the crotch.
Sing something from Les Misérables.
Suck your own cock.
shank off own leg and eat it
>>675150444
You search under your mattress and find your crack pipe, you keister for later use
>>675150275
Wait for a cop to come by to give you lunch, then hide his cock up your ass, thus stabbing him in the dick
grow arms
cut open mattress
Take shower
>>675151189
reroll
>>675151016
>>675151022
Does this count?
>>675151022
You wait for a cop to come by and fuck you, he gets stabbed in the cock
Look around
>>675151448
Yes as the are trips and dubs
>>675151620
Roll
cut the police man open, put his skin on you, walk out of the cell
>>675151598
Cop is incapacitated with pain. Knock him unconscious and swap clothes with him to escape.
>>675151189
You cut open your mattress and find another shank
>>675151620
Rollarino
>>675151598
Rape cop to death
>>675151969
roll
Smoke crackpipe
This is cool. You should make this a real game.
>>675152156
Rollin
>>675152008
This then take cop's clothes
you open the door
>>675152267
Roll
Use the dead cop to dig a tunnel
>>675152292
get on the floor
>>675152156
Rooloo
>>675152008
You rape the cop to death
You hid his body under the bed and steal his hat for good measure
switch clothes with the cock stabbed cop
>>675151983
Shank self, become ghost and steal body of a guard, as guard bring your dead body outside then take control of body again
wait out my sentence and stab my parole officer with the shank
Climb in to the cops body and pretend to be him.
cut off cops head, carve out inisides, wear cops head as a mask over your own, switch clothes, escape, go to cops families home, rape all of them, kill them, run to mexico.
>>675153174
Jesus man keep it simple
>>675152726
you turn into an 8 and feel gr8
>>675153376
roll
Jerk off into crackpot and smoke it.
>>675152726
carve out a hole in the cop's stomach and sleep inside
>>675153598
Roll
Hold a shank in each hand and the pipe in your mouth. Go looking for trouble
>>675153766
Should be crackpipe not crackpot
>>675152726
Call the guards telling them that the officer is having a heart attack and then stab them in the balls.
>>675151983
stick each shank in eyes
>>675153766
Nice roll on a winrar
>>675153630
Roll
Meld through the door and escape prison
Punish the guilty.
>>675153766
Where's the winrar?
roll for >>675153835
8 for open door with keys and leave into a hallway
>>675154866
Or an 8 and dubs
>>675154922
Check em
OP must have actually jerked off into his own crackpipe and smoked it...
Throw the jew down the well
So my country can be free
Then we have a shower party
With a lot of zyklon b
a challenge white supremacist in a fight