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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Now hear this
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>>675151123
I got the lyrical gift
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>>675151261
To drop a nude girls gif
And make your new bitch strip
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>>675151123

Flippity floppity floop
Op's mom is called mahboob
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chillin in da crip yau
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>>675151536
all of y'all can just give me head
if I 69 GET I won't rap the thread
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zip zippity boop
bill cosby's comin' for you
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hustlin all day stacking up that bread
all night fucking in your mom's bed
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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel-Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
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Your maternal guardian's pasta.
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Blabadaba I came listining to Abba
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>>675152075
You already rapped in the thread,are yiu fucking retarded?
Don't even respond unless yout wanna get fucking bombarded
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nope
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>>675152821
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I look like cheddar bob but i aint grippin on the glock
I aint hustlin on the block
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Ill bust some dope rhymes like a I bust a nut
On your fucking bitch while youre just a cuck
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What, what, what, what... [x8]

Bada, bada, badadada [x8]
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my neck, my back, lick my pussy and my back
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fuck
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nigger
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my
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Niggers rule planet earth, this be my home turf bitch
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nigga nigga,,nigga mah nigga?

yo nigga!

ya nigaa.

you is be mah nigga.
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Try me bitch
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Lick the roast beef, smell the salmon. Make that bitch queef, and get to jammin
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Niggers tongue my anus
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>>675151123
I don't speak nigger
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woof woof bark bark
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Alright
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and I , will always, be yours
and you, will always be mine
girl you so fine
like a sun to my world you shine

nigga, mah nigga, fuck nigga, i am a sick nigga
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I look to my left and I see Bill Crosby, my vision starts to blur. when I wake up I have a saw ass, look around I'm all alone
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nah
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Lucky me! I am not 69
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All these lines I gotta rhyme I don't have time
to make em shine. Gotta make a dime of mine all while sitting in this pine.
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and then , there was nothing.
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>>675153870
Holy shit that was close. Still don't speak nigger
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>>675154000

Checked
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0111101100011001110001010111000111000011101010101010111001
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Ill do it but no more then 5 words per person also you have to wait an hour in a half im still at work.
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>>675154000
Checked
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I wanna rub my cock with a rubber duck
I want my puppy dog to give it a lil suck
I got a pet rock who rocks
Fuck
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you is be mine forever
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killurselfniga

1 word
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If I rap this, it'll sound like shit
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>>675151123
yeah whatever
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Kbg
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give me beat, i'ma rap this shit
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123 gimme a scree
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i roave thea
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nigger
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dw i got this
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Kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk
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you must construct additional pylons
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queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
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Fuck my anus like a nigga
Winrar
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>>675154469
REKT
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I'm 200% nigga
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>>675154364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDO0DEwG2v4
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dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass dicks in ass
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>>675154469
rekt, rap bitch
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>>675154469
OH SHIT
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>675154469
now deliver fgt
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>>675154555
Checked bitch
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>>675154469
That;s what you get.
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All Your Base Are Belong To Us
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>>675154555
checkerd
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>>675154469
get to rappin
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well
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>>675154469
cmon faggot
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>>675154546
give me a better beat, this one is shit.
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im lickin little boy toes shoutin nonsense to these hoes, suck my dick you little prick and nibble on my anal hair i dont care but if you dont i will chase you down and rub my waxy taint on the back of the head of your cock.
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And thats my lyricals
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nigga girlz tryna get a nigga girlz cash
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>>675154469
u better fucking not delete this
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>>675154900
fucking faggot deleted it
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Fuck
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ejaculating onto
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don't make me do it i beg of you
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>>675154999
checked
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Tits, knockers, double D's.
Fun bags, hooters, chest puppies.
Boobs, melons, jubblies.
Chesticles, mammaries.
Milk jugs, big breasts.
Shoulder boulders on your chest.
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>>675151123
I'll be spittin some licks,
Some lickidy dippity shit,
Lay it down in your stead,
I fucked your mum in your bed,

You really don't have a chance,
It's a rap battle de-pants,
So give it up while you can,
Grab the next flight to Japan,
Ching chong a chingaleechong,
Who gives a shit where you're from?
Just squint your eyes and pretend,
You might get free bus rides my friend,

Did i say friend i meant freak,
We just happen to live on the same street,
I really don't know this guy,
His sister flogs some hot pie,
Tastes real good dripped with cream,
Its as innocent as it seems,
I'll leave the rest up to you,
Let the illiterate stew.
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>>675155037
do it or get more cancer than this thread is
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69 get
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I'm on the 4chan.board
Only cuz I'm very bored
Chillen with the /b/tards
Online original retards
Faggots wit fedoras and guitars
Banana threads and skeet porn
Cuckolds b warned
And bitches get de-throned
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69
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chicken pot pie for dinner please mother
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lets 69 while we 420. my visions blurry. hindsight is 20-20, 20 yearof life and laughing at the 20 to come, come on faggot bring it up all in one.
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Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!
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me?
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>>675154469
Fucking faggot
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Do you how do
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i feel sorry for the faggot that needs to rap this amiright?
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>>675155369
You did it!
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You better hold onto your weave while im weaving through traffic.
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>>675155369
winner winner chicken dinner
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I came here to drop lyrics and spit,
Instead I'm just eating dogshit,
Fat girls got triggers,
My porch has niggers,
This is all legit, no tricks,
I love sucking big black dicks.
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i got 69 nigga, what the fuck is this?
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>>675151123
Bagabi laca bachabe
Lamc cahi achababe
Karrelyos
Lamac lamec Bachalyas
Cabahagy sabalyos
Baryolas
Lagoz atha cabyolas
Samahac et famyolas
Harrahya
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i don't have to do anything i don't want to
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>>675155369
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>675155369
Damn winrar
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>>675155369
You gonna delete too?
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>>675155369
You gonna rap or nah nigga?
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>>675155369
you're it niggah
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When da children taste just right
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>>675155411
this faggot has to, but deleted his comment
>>675154469
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>>675155369
now you're the faggot. deviler
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>>675155369
Someone give this nigga a good base
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alright give me a fucking beat.
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>>675155614
Yes! Just give me five fucking minutes

Post beat requests if you've got em
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i accept this responsibility
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>>675155369
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>>675155733
and dubs confirms it
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You /b/tards love this shit
This freeky online shit
U like girls with hairy pits
Cock rates and DICKS
Porn webms and gifs
Beta males with lisps
And an ugly fat bitch
While most claim ya.rich
Ya live in Ur mothers.ditch
With a penis so small we can call it a clit
So /b/tards suck on my dick
While I rap in this shit
Make this whole thread kick
Like a lickity split
Bitch
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Potato
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>>675155787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDmG-NgY-L4
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>>675151123
shiiet
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>>675155369
ah fuck my life :/
Not a mic-owner sorry
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>>675155841
>>675155787
>>675155700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7ALZOSS7Fw
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>>675155210
cringe
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>>675155733
https://youtu.be/8DGeLt6XXqs
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Are you feeling it now Mr.Krabs?
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>>675155787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOSyfz_DUvI
slow it down if you're too pussy
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okay let's hope someone will deliver
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>>675155210
If Eminem was touched as a child.

>>675155411
>implying they will
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv6i6_4yG4o
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>>675156188
>>675156584
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>>675155966
Chekd
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c-c-c-c-ombo breaker
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Lol no
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/b/tards lurking,
Cover all your bases,
/b/tards fucking any empty spaces,
Hear their dicks go,
pump pump squidge,
Hear their mums shout about their sandwich,

Get out your fucking basements,
Your life is getting wasted,
Reciting recycled me-me-memes,
Give me a beat and i'll take you to the street,
No mighty feat,
I'll turn you into meat,
Beat,
Give me just one beat,
I'll turn you into meat,
Bleeding on the street,

Cut your lip,
You're not shit,
Eat this spit,
Eat my shit,
Cut your lip,
You're not it,
Eat my spit,
You love it,
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pussy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyub39AXxUw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnNArfYekx4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdAtAIaP8yk
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>>675157672
>>675157773
>>675157911

da fack are you doing?
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To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!

A tree toad loved a she-toad,
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was she.
The three-toed tree toad tried to win,
The two-toed she-toad's heart,
For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground,
That the two-toed tree toad trod.
But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower,
With her two-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.

Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.

Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
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This thread it's shit, fuck you asshole !
You shouldn't have post if you didn't wanted to do it !
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>>675157998
What of tweetle beetles?In a fucking bottle
Messing with the fox with the wicked fast tongue swather?
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Interior crocodile alligator
I drive a Chevrolet movie theator
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>>675151123
no
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Rolling for 69 because I can drop sick rhyme
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I'm rapping to teach you all a lesson.

Yo,
yo,
I'm a /b/bro,
If you think i'm messing,
Get on and go,
I have a mindset that will show you so,
Don't push me homedawg,
It will overflow,

Check it!
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BITCH
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>>675151123

Swiggity Swooty, Gun Get Dat Booty
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Mutilated genitalia.
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>>675158403
Not even dubs, not even trips,
Your bars are so shit just callin' it newfag apocalypse.
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Excuse Me Im bout to rap this
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>>675158666
Checked
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escalator, elevator,double barreled shotgunator, troublemaker, you're a saviur, with your leather boots you weara,give it fairer, to the hailer,from the town you love to hatea, this rhyme sucks just like your data.
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orange orangus orangeez potatos wasatos makatos orange orangus orange juice orange lime
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>>675159075
Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit
Big dope dealer money, he was gettin' some coins
Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish
Now that's real, real, real
Gun in my purse, bitch, I came dressed to kill
Who wanna go first? I had them pushing daffodils
I'm high as hell, I only took a half a pill
I'm on some dumb shit, by the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and fuck him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills and he tellin' me to chill
And he telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
Say he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag, and I hit him with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun

My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun

Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her butt
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>>675158983
But I'm not a rapper
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>>675159135
This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
Dick bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's
Real country-ass nigga, let me play with his rifle
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
Now that bang, bang, bang
I let him hit it cause he slang cocaine
He toss my salad like his name Romaine
And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain
I'm on some dumb shit, by the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and fuck him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills, and he telling me to chill
And he telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
He say he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag, Mayweather with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun

My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
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Jews suck nigger willies
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>>675159215
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her butt

Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
(Oh my God, look at her butt)

My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
Don't want none unless you got buns, hun
>>
>>675155115
Actually decent. Ending was especially mixtape material.
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>>675159135
Tits or gtfo.
-drops mic, leaves thread-
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>>675159274
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her butt

Yeah, he love this fat ass, hahaha!
Yeah! This one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the fucking club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
Fuck the skinny bitches! Fuck the skinny bitches in the club!
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the muthafuckin' club
Fuck you if you skinny bitches, what?! Kyuh
Haha, haha
I got a big fat ass (ass, ass, ass)
Come on!
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>>675159354
I'm a fat hairy man, you probably don't want to see my tits anon.
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or u don't bitch
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>>675151123
I won't deliver
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Lickedy my dicky.
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism
floccinaucinihilipilification
antidisestablishmentarianism
lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon
>>
Te mudas ahora mismo con tus tíos de Bel Air!
>>
>>675151123
Gotta roll this
>>
>>675151123
He don't know I won't deliver.
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>>675160069
FUCKING CHECKED.
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>>675160069
do it faggot
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>>675160069
its you retard
>>
>>675151123
lyrical spiritual miracle individual lyrical mircale individual spiritual
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>>675160069
hf m8
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>>675159321
Thanks dude. Writing poetry comes in handy for some things.
>>
>>675160069
Nigger deliver
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didn't finish.. fuck me only got 53 seconds /4m34 seconds
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>>675160069
WINRAR
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>>675160069
>>
>>675160069
It'd be hard enough for you just to rap your post.
>>
FUcky mucky i wike de beg bwack cowk
>>
fuck it. Ill do it pussies
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>>675160225
>>
Mam Czinkłaczento w holenderskim gazie, siadaj na kanapie, jak nie no to na razie.
Wiesz o tym bejbe !

Nie wchodź mi tu, ej, z brudną podeszwą, bo mam nowe dywaniki kupione w Tesco!

Mam czinkłaczento w holenderskim gazie, będziemy się całować za moim garażem.
Wiesz o tym bejbe !

Wsiadaj mała, ej, będzie dobra faza, mam homologacje na butle do listopada.

Hej, niunia dla Ciebie Lil Antonio się kłania, wsiadaj ze mną do mojego microvana czeka na nas bania.
W remizie znam tam kolegę kolegi ochroniarza , mówi że nas wpuści i nie będą nas obrażać.
Nie, nie!

Ty pijesz piwo a mi kupisz soczek, proszę?
Bo ja mam tylko tyle by zalać czinczina za grosze.
Szlugi? Hmm... Mam gdzieś ze trzy, bez pudełka, bo kupiłem je na sztuki, rano dziś.
Poszuramy na parkiecie nóżką, potem może pójdziemy do ciebie stestować łóżko?
Otworzę drzwi, jedź ze mną , nie daj się prosić dłużej. Po drodze puszcze z kasety dobrą muzę.

Mam Czinkłaczento w holenderskim gazie, siadaj na kanapie, jak nie no to na razie.
Wiesz o tym bejbe !

Nie wchodź mi tu, ej, z brudną podeszwą, bo mam nowe dywaniki kupione w Tesco!

Mam Czinkłaczento w holenderskim gazie, będziemy się całować za moim garażem.
Wiesz o tym bejbe !

Wsiadaj mała, ej, będzie dobra faza, mam homologacje na butle do listopada

Jedźmy na stację zatankować LPG, złapaliśmy kapcia. Co za pech!
Lubię cię, dziewczyno, masz wysoki iloraz.
Lubię cię, bo jesteś córką wulkanizatora.
Jesteś moją podporą, tworzymy parę, ja daję zapasowe koło, ty kręcisz lewarek.
Zróbmy fiku-miku. Lubię cię dotykać, przecież skończyłaś technikum na profilu mechanika.
Podjedzmy pod remizę, plan jest taki tak to widzę, błyszczą się moje alu-kołpaki.
Gaz lepszy niż diesel , wiedzą to chłopaki. Dobrze, jedźmy na Ibizę, z tyłu zamontuje spojler!
>>
My rhymes are more dope than a soap on a rope
>>
>>675160867

Mam Czinkłaczento w holenderskim gazie, siadaj na kanapie jak nie no to na razie.
Wiesz o tym bejbe !

Nie wchodź mi tu, ej z brudną podeszwą, bo mam nowe dywaniki kupione w Tesco

Mam Czinkłaczento w holenderskim gazie, będziemy się całować za moim garażem.
Wiesz o tym bejbe !

Wsiadaj mała, ej, będzie dobra faza, mam homologacje na butle do listopada.
>>
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Uh uh yo yo yo uh yeah yo nigga nigga
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>>675161004
https://youtu.be/2CVzh3K29TQ
Link if you cant sing it
>>
>>675156023
>Not a mic-owner sorry
what the fuck
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>>675160960
>At some point in your life you saw soap on a rope and said 'that's dope'
>>
Huehuehue
>>
Je n'ai rien à dire
>>
Fuck you 69!
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YNnIkYJI2o

Cringy shit yo, but pretty cool all in all
>>
>>675161135
Popek]
To gang z Albanii, otwieraj drzwi, i VIP nam dawaj lożę
Przyślij tutaj kilka świń, niech się tarzają po podłodze
Polej wódki braciom mym, a dla mnie z pomidorów soczek i
Zabierz stąd swój świński ryj, bo jesteś brzydka, aż się patrzyć nie mogę
Przepijemy dzisiaj trochę siana w klubie go go
Jesteśmy wulgarni, szczególnie ten z pociętą mordą
Kręć swą dupą, a Ty bracie do tego skacz
Gang z Albanii napierdala, ram pam pam pam, ram pam pam pam
My robimy rap pod drum and bass, dubstep, grime, blues i jazz
My robimy też la la la li la la la la (la la li la la, la la la li la la, la la la li la la)


Pizda nad głową, pi pi pizda nad głową.
Kręć dupą swoją, kre kre kręć dupą swoją
Tańczy z Albanii kowboj, napierdolony koką
Wszędzie się czuje dobrze, ale najlepiej w klubie go go (x2)


[Borixon]
Stoi na ulicy kurwa z parasolem i ma bardzo niewyraźną, znajomą twarz
Pracownik miesiąca w klubie go go, w kilku innych klubach odjebany staż
Dzisiaj wyruszamy na kozacki balet, prowadzi nas po krętych schodach w dół
Zaraz się rozegra niezły kabaret, wchodzi Gang Albanii a na czele król
Proszę wyszykować, ładnie dla króla, jedną z najlepszych w tym dobytku lóż
Uczyć kurwy szybko hymnu Albanii, niech żyje gang i niech żyje król
Wszystkie szpagatami wskakują na rurki, odegrać najlepszą ze swoich ról
A my zaczynamy dziś w klubie go go dyskotekę, muzyka na full


Pizda nad głową, pi pi pizda nad głową.
Kręć dupą swoją, kre kre kręć dupą swoją
Tańczy z Albanii kowboj, napierdolony koką
Wszędzie się czuję dobrze, ale najlepiej w klubie go go (x2)
https://youtu.be/d9PTWolqpCo
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Fuck everyday,
Fuck this job i hate,
My life full of decay,
Nothing left to say,

Wait here comes some more breath into my chest,
I will attest that i can not put this to rest,
Just need to grab your mind bulletproof vest,
So nod your head and say you understand,
You no nothing of what i said,
You live your life inside your head,

So i won't hide this ugliness,
Truthlessness i detest,
GEt to the point,
I'll ram it in your head,
Here it comes,

You are never gonna be anymore than you will be,
No more than you,
No more than me,
You are never gonna be anymore than you,
Capiche,
Hahaha look at your face,
Wonder if its gonna lift and show some space,
Ha you are a disgrace,
Your life is such a waste.
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QtB5jGn7BD
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i ate hot cheetoes last night, now i got spicy butthole, it huirts all the time, espically when i touch hole
>>
>>675161938
oh
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>>675160069
lel instant karma
>>
>>675161938
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QtB5jGn7BD
he fucking DELIVERED!
3/10 rap skills
>>
>>675161938
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QtB5jGn7BD
too fucking long
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