Claim your historical waifu
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Claim your historical waifu
>>675879062
I'd bust in her wig
>>675879481
she could get it
anne frank is fucking hot
too bad it was already hitlers waifu
>>675879062
Jackie was a foxxy first lady
>>675880407
Who is this
>>675879062
Carrie Nation. I'd get that bitch loaded and hatefuck her up her strata chocolata while she was heaving into the shitter.
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>>675880978
I hope you would be loaded to, taking on that job
>>675880865
Jackie Kennedy
>>675881347
good claim
>>675881451
I wonder who was fucking her after Kennedy got shot
Catarina Sforza.....i'd impregnate her so many times man!!!!
>>675881662
A disgusting greek shipping magnate.
she had a pretty good bod for an old broad.
>>675881432
My nigga... The more power hungry they are, the more cock hungry they get.
>>675882103
oopps. forgot pic
>>675881995
reading a brief summary and seeing what time period and where she's from she sounds like a hot fuck
>>675882172
Nipples are a little messed up but I wouldn't mind hate fucking Kennedys wife
>>675879062
Was probably so fine. I bet she had insane orgies.
>>675882172
is this fucking real?
>>675882172
WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>>675881662
>>675882103
I guess Kennedy was fucking Marilyn Monroe right before his assassination. They were pretty much separated.
Young Queen Elizabeth had some nice juggs, I bet her reptilian vagina feels good too
>>675882532
It's actually said from her autopsy (autopsy on her mummy) that she died of heroin overdose
>>675882532
I would like to suddenly pop up in ancient egypt and see the real egyptians of that time. Then I would ruin the passage of time by cumming in multiple egyptian women
>>675882963
Yeah, I think I could hate fuck her...
>>675879062
The communist daughter
The communist daughter
>>675882266
my students are too young too see it that way!!!! but when they reach puberty they'll remember me and say: damn man, caterina sforza would have been a really hot fuck!!!!
I'd totally pluck all of her holes!!!
>>675883527
Standing on the sea-weed water
>>675879062
I'd follow that ass anywhere if slavery was still around.
>>675883758
Kek wrong pic
>>675883441
I would have a raging boner if I were plowing the young version of her and gripping those big tits
>>675883581
Yeah they probably just want to get out of school
>>675882580
>>675882620
How do you not know this? These were published in Hustler in the 70's. It was the first first-lady hullabaloo.
If it didn't happen in your lifetime it may as well not exist. I suppose you don't know about the Janet Reno strap-on video either.
>>675883885
Bitch looks like an ant
>>675884047
0.o
>>675883885
wow that's a weird shaped ass but I would like to rape her and spit on her and call her a nigger
>>675882963
What is it with that group of inbreds and their monkey mouths? Honestly, they have massive fucking chowholes.
>>675879062
anyone have the picture of the girl who looks like her?
>>675884287
must be a reptilian trait
>>675879062
you stole my waifu u shit
>>675884483
Dude, look for it. It's fucking insane, She's yelling like a beast and ass-slamming some fat dyke with a strapon. At the end it cuts to a closeup of her muff getting fisted. The fattie can only get it in to the last knuckles, but its pretty hot.
>>675879062
I'd play it safe
>>675885285
wealthy pussy
I'll fuck Eve
>>675886186
/thread
>>675879062
>SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPS
>>675886186
This means you'll be a father to all of mankind
>>675886275
somebody stole your waifu >>675881347
>>675879062
Goddammit, she's mine! You can have that retard Helen Keller.
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