What's up, faggots. Time for another adventure.
You and your wife are trying to get across the Trump wall so that she can have your baby in the land of the free. Dubs decides what you do next.
Around you, you find:
-Some cacti
-A sign pointing you to the nearest town
-A vulture
-A guard who will shoot you if you try to climb the wall or tunnel under it.
Rules:
-You only control you and your wife. Ex: "Summon Cthulhu" is fine, but "Cthulhu appears" is not.
-Only the first dubs after each update will be counted. No special rules for trips.
-Quads will always be counted. No restrictions whatsoever.
-"Kill yourself" gets will be unsuccessful unless quads.
fuck your wife
fuck the bird
>>675880406
Despite singles, you fuck your wife.
Dubs decides.
fuck the cactus, then use the blood from your dick to summon Satan.
Kill myself.
>>675880488
You fuck the bird. Your wife is confused and slightly angry.
Dubs decides.
>>675880725
Kill bird, use as gloves, Throw cacti at the guard
why didn't you fuck the bird
>>675881058
Reroll
>>675881114
Reroll
Eat sign
Punch your wife
help build the wall larger with the remains of your family
>>675881036
Try to dig to the other side but you strike oil.
>>675881197
Reroll
try to climb the wall and dodge the rockets matrix-style
>>675881465
Reroll
>>675880896
Reroll
>>675881433
wew lad winrar
>>675881497
Reroll
>>675881433
sasuge
>>675881433
You use the bones of your dead children to show the guard that you have the utmost respect for the wall by making it wider. He smiles.
Dubs decides.
Perform an abortion using the cactus.
>>675881497
reroll
mention to the guard how gay that rainbow over there is
>>675881666
OP I rolled trips that cancelled cause of the dubs beforehand?
Beat wife.
>>675881840
i meant the remains of the entire family but whatevs dont kill them all OP
>>675882022
No. No special rules for trips.
>>675882000
This won this time. Drawing now.
>>675881840
just sit down look at the wall and smile take the wall off take the bones and burn them to ashes then use the ashes as soil for ur ganja plant sell weed profit take the money and buy a plain and parchute down across the wall to have the baby
>>675882022
Read the rules you fucking mongoloid. And how did you get the dotted sickle upside down¿
Spit on Rapunslut's pussy and fuck it
>>675882000
You tell the guard how gay that rainbow is, and he pivots around and starts firing at it. He is temporarily distracted.
Dubs decides.
>>675882212
reroll
fuck the guard and take his rocket/allah akbar
>>675882212
come on dubs
Take a bone off the wall and throw it at the guard to knock him out
>>675882627
you summon allah
Surprise butt sex the guard
>>675882212
flooww baby floww
PUNCH WIFE
>>675882866
winrar
Throw Wife over wall then kill yourself
>>675882866
OP here. I legitimately don't understand this post, so I am going to interpret it to the best of my ability.
Kill your baby and fat mexi wife to go live a happy life
>>675882866
You construct a network of illicit connections, and use your drug/blood money to buy a private plane which allows you to parachute over the Trump wall.
Unfortunately, the guard still sees and wants to shoot you. He is about to fire.
Dubs decides.
>>675883852
Yell at the bird to attack the guard
me and my wife make the land we're currently in a little better with hardwork, and negate the need to flee to another place.
Cum in his eyes to blind him
>>675883852
Morph into the Green Ranger and retaliate.
ask one punch man to punch your wife
>>675884062
Roll
Jack off onto guard while flying overhead
>>675884155
WINRAR
>>675883999
Winrar
>>675884222
>>675884155
DOUBLE CHECKED
>>675884447
>off by 3
>>675883999
You call upon the bird you previous fucked to attack the guard. It distracts him while you soar across the wall. He drops his gun on your side of the wall.
Dubs decides.
>>675884887
Grab gun, shoot your wife.
>>675884887
Morph into the Red Ranger and kill the guard.
>>675885066
Winrar
>>675885066
WINRAR
>>675885066
You morph into the red ranger and knock the guard off of the Trump wall. He falls to his death.
Dubs decides.
get over the wall again and fuck the dead guards body
>>675885640
You summon the mecha chicken that was supposed to be in the earlier thread
PUNCH WIFE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE
>>675885640
Seppuku
>>675885871
This
Kill self
>>675885640
Fry the birb and eat
You realize that the soldier has placed a trap on your cards , sending you to the graveyard
>>675885871
I did actually do a thread yesterday with giant chickens.
>>675885640
You kill your wife and jump back over the wall
Have the baby and win the game
>>675885640
Inherit the role of gaurding the wall
Morph into that dope Super Ranger Robot and ride into the sunset with your wife
Explore land of free
>>675885871
Roll
>>675886199
This one?
>>675886199
Winrar!
>>675886267
Yep
>>675886199
WINRAR
>>675885640
Make a whipknife
>>675886199
>>675886267
You morph into that robot for the second time in the history of these adventures.
Nobody dares to fuck with you.
Dubs decides how this story ends.
Op kills self and live stream
>>675886947
ALLAHU ACKBAR THIS STORY
>>675886947
You get cancer and die
>>675886947
Go home and jerk off to shitty anime.
>>675886947
summon jesus and make him watch yiy fuck the wife in the robot suit
>>675886343
Eyy
>>675886199
Very excite
You start an adventure
The objective? Killing trump
>>675886947
Your crudely made legs break and your wife gets crushed
>>675887111
Kek winrar
>>675887111
Winroar
>>675887111
winrar?
Fight the mecha chicken
>>675887111
Winar
