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Balls
Ballz?
Is it bad that I immediately got hard as soon as I saw one of these threads?
>>675867791
No... Welcome to the club
>>675867791
Perfectly normal reaction
>>675868146
Fun club, I get to have a pretty permanent bulge.
>>675867791
one of us, brother.
>>675868451
>>675868745
Lol well my boner isn't going anywhere so I guess you guys are right.
Yay, I finished applying to a few jobs.
>>675868883
hng
>>675869646
Time to celebrate with cock.
>>675869646
time to celebrate, with cock
Celebrate benis
>>675870025
Jeez, almost made me reach down. That's a great one.
Not many of the old faggots left it seems
>>675867791
Yes.
>>675869760
>>675870013
I was thinking the same but I do have to get ready for a D&D game where I may have inadvertently created an overpowered paladin.
>>675871193
Hey do what you gotta do, cock will always be there...I think.
>>675871077
A majority of them aren't here yet, give it a few hours. Or 12 hours ago some would have been here too
>>675871556
Not there at the D&D game. They're Mormons.
It's a bit sad though, one of the Mormons is kind of hot but he's also married in addition to being a Mormon.
>>675871557
Oh right, keep forgetting most of them are american. How is Wrex by the way?
>>675871988
No clue and a lot of them are in Europe but they don't come around as much
>>675871557
Hallo?
>>675871823
Sucks when this is basically what your dick looks like.
>>675871843
Lol I personally wouldn't advise pursuing a married person so you can't win them all...plus he's Mormon.
Gotta go to class. Praise benis
>>675872160
I wish you'd come around to my house for some dicking.
>>675872160
Kinda sounds like me.Haven't been around for.. a year?
Eh!
>>675872251
I know. I wasn't going to try anything.
>>675872491
Yeah good call.
>>675872742
fuck?
>>675874351
Yo you rabbit?
>>675874454
No.
>>675874609
you should stream strip poker.
>>675872742
Wow that's pretty gay.
>>675874789
No.
>>675874871
Does it get lewder?
So are most of you guys gay, bi, or just into g-fur
>>675875224
No.
>>675875109
I mean it could but I can't say right now.
Hey hey hey
>>675875224
gay.
>>675874956
WTF am I looking at here
>>675875442
Lol that's what I was thinking, my dick was confused.
>>675875224
I'm gay. Pretty fun Tbh. No women drama.
>>675875224
I really like these threads but I could never get with a dude.
>>675875436
Homosexual even
>>675875728
don't knock it till you try it.
>>675875778
If a bit queer.
>>675872211
Oh, Wrex?
BlueGummy here, just wanted to pop in adn say hi.
>>675875442
It appears he was shot in the head at orgasm, mid pull out. He's pissing now because he's dead. I don't know why anyone would draw that though>>675875985
Just a bit...
>>675875645
I've thought about experimenting with guys. It seems like it would be pretty good, but idk. I gotta try and see I guess. I can't see myself getting into an actual romantic relationship with a guy. Just some fuck friends
>>675876107
That artist makes a lot of comedic and weird furry porn.
>>675875728
I used to think that way, but the more I'm here the more I think I should give it a go.
>>675875588
I saw the bottom half and was thinking, 'yeah I could get into this,' then the top half instantly killed my boner.
>>675875985
Nah if you're into that I have nothing bad to say about it but to me, I'm more attracted to women but I also enjoy visiting these threads because it's the one thing that I never expected to get me worked up but it only shows up when I'm here.
>>675876391
Borderline necrophilia, comedic, pick one.
>>675876320
Man love is best love.
I'd give you the best cuddles bro.
>>675876523
Never.
>>675867302
THEY'RE GREAT.
>>675876406
I wanna give it a go too
>>675876525
I'd certainly accept with an open mind.
>>675876406
Yeah it sounds good in your head but I've never found myself attracted to guys in real life.
>>675876430
Lol yea same here.
>>675876706
Dangerously cheesy
>>675876482
It's because these threads are usually hot and steamy and teeming with testosterone.
>>675876744
Yeah. Like I don't look at guys in public and think they're attractive the same way women are. It's always the face that gets me.
>>675876641
I've never talked to you yet. Who are you?
>>675876741
Do you have sensitive nipples? I might like to play with them.
>>675876940
Lol I guess that gets me going
>>675876979
Yeah it doesn't even really register to me, I don't see guys like that at all.
>>675877085
I am the hero the world needs.
>>675877171
They're relatively sensitive I'd say
>>675877248
Yeah gurl...
>>675877235
Yeah, I don't know what it is. I like feminine features. There's this guy at my college that has long hair and feminine features I'd definitely go for but that's about it.
>>675877403
What do you think would happen if I played with them?
>>675877593
Ask him out. Or to "hang out" at least.
>>675877646
The odds of sexual arrousal would be pretty high to say the least.
>>675877593
Well if it's possible id say see what you could do with him and if you don't like it then you just don't do it anymore. But I guess my advice doesn't mean much since I'd have no way of knowing.
>>675877836
Yeah, that would be a good start. At least find out if he's into guys, more particularly ones like me. I'm kind of a heavier set chub
>>675878192
Any advice is nice to have. It would be a better way to find out I think. I've heard bad things about using grindr and such
>>675878409
Lol yeah there's a decent chance those don't end well.
>>675878192
I like your area
>>675878198
Like bara or just chubby? We don't judge, bellies are cute
>>675878590
Thanks bud, I know it's not much.
>>675878590
More like bara
>>675867614
mmf fuck.
>>675878810
>>675878838
Cute
>>675878838
Also id say start working out a little, it's not too hard to change chub to muscle. You just won't be too defined.
>>675877486
Post your butt.
>>675875224
In real life im hetero sexual, i really am.
But as soon i visit /b/ my sexual preferences go full fucked up ^^
>>675879386
Yeah I've been needing to do that. Some friends have mine have been inviting me to work out with them so maybe I'll take them up on their offer
>>675879563
Yeah it can never hurt. It's a good self esteem booster to know you're working hard.
I just got done watching the great British feast and now I want marco to cook for me.
Dev come cook for me.
>>675878838
If I might add to>>675879386
Losing chub is all about calorie count. Find a TDEE calculator and eat 500 cals below it. Count EVERYTHING. You will lose weight.
Re-adjust it every 60~days and lift HEAVY. You're gonna be a shredded cunt
>>675879512
I don't wanna. You'll show it to everyone.
I used to be fully hetero, but these threads ruined me, for the best.
>>675879754
That is true. I imagine it'll help in a lot of ways.
>>675879904
can he even cook
>>675880177
I think he can cook like, a pizza.
But like those ones you buy frozen at the supermarket.
>>675879951
This guys gets it. Diet will be the hardest.
>>675880145
Game sucks.
>>675880063
Atta boy
>>675880256
why would you want him to cook for you then
>>675879951
I'll definitely look into that. Calories are a problem for me. I just can't get rid of soda
>>675880330
Imagine getting a pizza you did not have to prepare.
I want to live the life.
I'll cook for you stairs
>>675880063
There was a point in my life, before /b/ and furry threads, that I wasn't into the idea of being fucked by an uncircumcised bear cock. But time makes fools of us all.
>>675880297
Post butt for Snarf and I
>>675880428
Are you the soda bro from earlier threads?
>>675875224
bi
AND NO IM NOT IN 'DENIAL' OR 'JUST REALLY HORNEY'
>>675875991
Nah m8 im Mr. Fur
Get 4chanx + namesync
>>675880454
so you would like to be taken care of
>>675879951
No, YOU'LL show it to everyone, by posting it.
>>675880593
You want my butt?
>>675880629
Dude, what do i call you then...
>Mr. Fur
>>>/out/
>>675880556
Indeed, time makes fools of us all.If someone told me when I was 13, that, later in life, I'd wish to be a furry femboy..
Absolutely no regrets.
>>675880556
>that I wasn't into the idea of being fucked by an uncircumcised bear cock
I know that feeling... Sometimes I look back and wonder if my life would have been better if I wasn't into furry porn, then I just go on /b/ and find the first furry thread I can find and jack off.
>>675880593
No I usually don't contribute much
>>675880882
There is a difference between being taken care of and being made a pizza.
>>675880953
Master.
>>675881104
"I want to live the life."
>>675881149
Got it.
>>675881072
Ok. There was another anon that couldn't stop with the soda either. It's hard for the first few weeks but soon your body forgets about it. Think of the money you'll save not buying soda!
>>675881214
I'd take a free pizza right now too
>>675881214
Well.
Nou.
>>675881481
That is true. I spend too much on gas station fountain drinks
>>675880993
Exactly, man. Though in my case it'd be if someone had told me that I wanted to be a chubby fucktoy for a dom bear but let's not split hairs.
>>675881047
Dude, I legit did that 3 times today with right now being the fourth. It reached the point where I scoured for some furries on Kik but to no avail :c
bitches up in here talking about frozen pizzas
you don't get this fat by eating shit that awful
In class looking in this thread
>priorities
>>675881553
I'm sorry if there's been a misunderstanding
I just assumed
>>675881802
You should have thought about it before oppressing me with your audacious accusations.
>>675881630
Where do you find furries to talk to?
>>675867302
>Balls
Your doing it wrong.
>>675881716
Sounds like solid priorities.
>>675881605
It takes like a mile to run off a soda.
>>675882033
Not him but 4chan seems to work lmao
Guys I think I have a big crush on my best friend.
>>675881716
Heh heh...
>>675882157
So you gonna show us or what?
>>675882033
actually him, but yeah 4chan or reddit. Only ever found one guy who was uncut and from the Netherlands, which was great. So many good conversations.
>>675880744
Can't be bothered, and thought namesync went under.
>>675882157
We're you the same dude who gave me this?
>>675882345
If I get hard again I'll show if that's what you want. I just put it there since I have nothing else.
>>675882253
H0i dev!
Question, how do I mark threads in stairsync or is it done automatically
>>675882403
I am uncut and from Europe as well, ha.
>>675882636
Lol yeah. Flattered you saved it.
>>675882303
Suck his dick
Like fine poetry.
>>675882303
Rape him.
>>675882578
>>675882634
Nao
>>675882740
Ideal candidate if that's the case then haha. I'm uncut and from Europe as well but I guess that was kinda obvious.
>>675881918
let me make it up to you
>>675882974
That's indeed the case, but from what you've said, I think I'm totally the opposite of the bear you're looking for. :C
>>675883109
Are you going to make me a pizza?
>>675882706
You lick my taint.
>>675883189
even better
I'll take you out to dinner
>>675882847
He's in another country, I've never met him in person
>>675882706
google "tripfag finder" by terrence
>>675883117
Hey, I'm happy to talk and fuck around with anyone, I just have a thing for bear types ^_^
>>675882692
I wouldn't complain.
>>675882303
Aww cute!
>>675883257
Ask him out
>>675883242
Where to?
>>675883544
mendy's
>>675882809
I crave benis
>>675883408
I'm more of a sub-feline type Id say.
Still, in real life I enjoy girls more, but if furries existed, oh man.
>>675883415
I'll get there in the next thread probably.
>>675883735
Good to know lol
>>675883829
Oh fuckin definitely, man. IRL I prefer girls but I love furry cock when it comes to being online. Anyway, hopefully I'll speak to you in the next thread :3
>>675868451
LEEEE-HAOOOOWWW!!!
