/b/ whats the best to use as lube for wanking
>>676412446
foreskin
>>676412446
raw blended slugs
>>676412446
vomit
>>676412446
your grandmothers mouth
>>676412446
Spit... just spit
Keep it in your mouth for a long time though
>>676412446
5W-30 full synthetic.
>>676412623
/thread
>>676412446
sugar gravy
baby oil
Astro-Glide
>>676412446
Shampoo Definitely
>>676412446
coconut oil, good for anal too
>>676413075
Im already bored of it doe
pepper juice
Blood.
Astroglide works really well for me. Sometimes I switch between the gel variant and the regular if it gets boring. Both are pretty good. Super slick, and wash away easily.
human feces
>>676412446
Margarine
/thread
>>676412446
hot sauce
>>676412446
tabasco sauce for an extra tingle.
Sauce on the vid?
>>676412446
Just lotion, oil based or water, might as well have nice soft dick skin, serves two purposes
>>676412446
bengay
>>676413457
That way you can be efficient and clean your pubes while you spank it. Plus it's super slippery.
>>676413654
>/threading yourself
>>676413654
>2016
>not using salted butter
/faggot
>>676412446
Olive oil.
Warms up pretty fast and stays slippy.
It also looks awesome when your dick is all oiled up.
Sometimes I turn off the porn and just jack it looking at my cock.
No homo
do a dry fap and right when u about to bust a nut switch hands and cum into your fapping hand then use the cum as lube
FeelsGoodMan
>>676412446
Castrol magnetex or gtx.
>>676413762
Why would you want a soft dick? What's the point of jerking then?
Mango flesh, baby
>>676412446
siliconbased lube ofcourse
>>676412446
Your moms tears
>>676413895
Are you a gaybutt?
>>676413895
>likes looking at oily dicks
this nigga gay
Spit, fag
Shampoo is for champions
>>676414295
Lol no you're a fucking queer for thinking that, bitch boy
>>676412446
I've been using blood
>>676413765
>bengay
only correct answer, newfags
chilli
Sometimes I use exfoliating face scrub and have an angry wank.
Feels awesome but my glans is sore for days afterwards
>>676414793
Yeah if your a niggerfaggot maybe
>>676412446
Salt + crushed ice. Almost free, will get u der faster then eva bfow fo sho
Wd40
>>676413457
Or how about lube?
>>676412446
Lube.
Coconut oil. Trust me.
>>676415374
Shampoo is much more readily available and way less awkward to buy. Plus it smells good and maintains you bushes healthiness. Pubes are hair so it's good to shampoo them. And most of all it feels much thicker and better that's lube.It's like using cum except less gayer
>>676412446
get laid
>>676415257
>>676415988
I order lube online, for free. 14 packs every 14 days.
>>676413895
Olive oil is a pretty damn good lube indeed.
Dont know bout the gay looking at my own dick stuff tho.
Ultrasound gel. $20/gallon. Medical supply stores carry it. I'm actually serious.
>>676412446
Lube, you fucking idiot!
>>676416408
Well your a ducking normie unadventurous twat. Seriously fuck you if your so stubborn that you miss out on a chance for Ultimate pleasure. People like you are the reason the world never gets better and never will. Instead of trusting a fellow person, you just cling to your old beliefs. Shampoo is the best for jAggin hands down (and up and back down lol) but fuck you though
>>676412446
Sauce?
>>676412446
Shower soap. Thank me later.
>>676412446
A fistful of sand. Builds character.
>>676416408
Sorry for ranting but I lose hope when I have to correct plebeians like you and no one even ever listens to me. It's like I'm wasting my time. I might as well Tuggin one but I do that all the time anyway which is why I know SHAMPOO IS BETTER FOR A SLIPPERY DICK YOU SEE.
I used sunless tanning lotion for five months one summer just because that was all that was in the house. By the end of it, my peen pole was like a chocolate tootsie roll.
Your virgin tears faggot
Coconut oil For fap
Crisco for butt stuff
>>676413457
kek
>>676417613
WHAT THE FUCK! THATS WHAT VE BEEN SAYING! FUCKING SHAMPOO.
HOLY FUCK
>>676412446
Sauce, please.
>>676417799
Double doubles
Megakeks
>>676418038
both very good lubes for an out of shower experience.
Icy Hot.
Shit will bring you to a whole new world.
>>676416476
Thats homophobic to a new lvl man...
>>676413457
>tfw I actually tried it
Never, for the sake of god, ever do it. Its alkali and it will burn like shit.
i heard lighter fluid works pretty well
>>676418353
I h8 wanking in the shower. I like to wank 20 min before showering. So my dick feels clean after shower
>>676418638
I've used shampoo and it doesn't burn.
>>676418353
They (or maybe) you just want credit for my answer just wording it diferintly. Fucking shower soap really. What the fucking fuck is shower soap. Uhh shampoo, moron. Like I said first
>>676418638
This faggot used the super cheap Malaysian shampoo. Don't listen to him.
>>676418638
The burn helps make you a man
>>676418947
Soap and shampoo are two different things you neanderthal
>>676412446
SAUCE
It's makeup remover, but it's great for long sessions.
>>676418868
>>676418977
Thank you these guys are master race wankers.
>>676417793
At first i thought u wur just another wankr. But a whimpy wankr who appolegyses on 4 chan... jeez get a life faggot
>>676419120
Lost
Instant hand sanitizer
>>676419479
I have a perfect good like gaybutt that i like very much I spend stroking my totempole with master race shampoo
>>676412446
Flak seed. You just can buy it without being awkward at all and you put it in eater and boil the oil out of it, its completely natural and easy to clean
>>676412446
guacamole
Anyone ever give this a shot? Thought it would be weird. Was like getting oral from gods butt
baby oil, cheap and available everywhere
>>676420455
Oral from a gods butt???
Oral =mouth
So mouth butt from a god??
>>676412446
What is the sauce??
Stroke 29....amazing
>>676420745
Oh Oral =mouth like you the expert right. God can do anything he wants when ever he wants. One day maybe God will suck you off with his tight little ass and you'll feel me
>>676420745
yes.
I like hair get
>>676412623
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>>676412446
I just bought a gallon of water based lubricant and I have that and a pocket pussy. But when I use it, my dick head is way too sensitive.. I don't understand.
>>676421851
Oh no problem. Mix in orajel to reduce dick sensitivity.
>>676422219
I'm gonna put that on the list with "add bengay to increase the variety of feelings"
>>676421549
Oh shit sorry hair gel
And I forgot honey works nicely too and then if your flexible you can suck yourself off for a nice energetic treat after you wear yourself out plumbing the pipes
>>676413457
It burns so bad to pee after doing this
Sauce you faggots, you're welcome.
Lorena Aquino
http://www.xvideos.com/video4149796/lorena_aquino_-_mami_culo_grande_4
Not really lube but 5-10 drops of visene on the tounge acts as a strong aphrodisiac and helps you get harder and make more precum which can sorta help with the lube situation
>>676423067
Maybe your lovebone is sick with some sort of disease
>>676423317
This.
Forgot about this one
the #1 dick wanker uses baby oil in every clip
http://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=lilu+handjob
>>676423897
I guess if your a pedophile sure why not
Fucking chomo
>>676423317
or massive diarrhea lol
>>676424133
it's not made from babies you putz
>>676412446
Aloe
My pre cum
>>676424270
I bet you'll say next oh olive isn't made from olive oil like I'm some kind of dumb neanderhal
>>676424792
you should try the visine trick
Mustard on your beef spear
>>676424792
What you think I won't?
>>676425868
Was supposed to be to
>>676425485
Tears
>>676412446
Take a terminally ill cancer patient and put them in a meat grinder, then take the resulting ground stuff and mix it with ammonia. After that ferment it in yeast for a year. The result is the best lube for wanking.