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It's my birthday /b/ros
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kill yourself
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don't leave me alone like all my friends did
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happy birthday
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happy bitchday
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kill yourself..
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then go do something
pamper yourself
fuck it if you can't celebrate with people
just do something
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>>676974394
Happy birthday anon!

I hope you'll enjoy your special day alot! All of my best wishes to you!
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Do something good. You can make it happen if you give it a bit of thought. Just make sure you have a good day.
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>>676974394
birthday

you get nudes
i'm feeling nice
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>>676974394
Happy birthday OP!
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>>676974394
Happy birthday OP. how old are you?
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Have a rare one frand
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>>676974394
Happy birthday buddy
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>>676974394
30?
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kill your self you fucking nigger
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>>676974394
Happy birthday faggot
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happy birthday m8

>so many edgy faggots today
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Birthdays are always shitty
I hope yours isnt too bad
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happy birthday
i hope things get better for yu
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its my birthday too OP! i ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING FAG HAHAHA BOOM ROASTED NIGGERS AYYY
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>>676974770
>>676974829
>>676974963
>>676975057
>>676975115
thanks guys

>>676974927
>>676975013
I was thinking about going to the beach.
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happy brithday now go shoot up ur family
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Happy birthday anon!
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>>676974394
happy birthday mayne
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Happy birthday anon
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but 4 real happy birthday bud :)
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>>676975572
nigga just got and stare at the waves and listen to your shitty music
one of live's simple pleasures

i'd also recommend taco bell as ultimate comfort food

do it faggot
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happy birthday anon!
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>>676974394
'_'7
happy birthday
today, op is not a faggot
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happy birthday heres some porn
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Merry Christmas Op, have this cringelord as a present..
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>>676976550
lord of the crings
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>>676976550
>you boys have swag
>but youll never have class
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>>676974394
Happy birthday Anon
>mfw I'll celebrate my birthday alone in a new city
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happy birthday anon, have a picture of a 9 volt battery
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>>676976470
sauce?
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>>676975572
Here OP have this picture, it's the cutest one I have.
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>>676976057
I will, but we don't have taco bell here. I know a place where you can get good quesadillas tho.
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>>676975572
Yea do it.
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>>676976721
>Crings
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Happy Birthday Anon
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>>676974394
My birthday was on the 14th. I didnt do anything. I cant remember if even my mother called me to wish me a happy birthday. I turned 28.
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>>676974394
me too
happy birthday, anon
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>>676976882
Zozz
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>>676975057
You?
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Happy Birthday homie!
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I can't find Pete time anywhere please help me
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>>676976550
reminds me of my old roommate
fuck you, sam, you really let yourself go
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>>676977318
Thank you man, it really is a cute cat

>>676977557
Still a happy birthday to you, I hope good things come to you this year.

>>676977590
Happy birthday to you as well
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>>676978097
If this guy looks like your old roommate, I feel sorry for ya, m80..
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>>676974394
Happy birthday OP! have this pic and don't feel sad :)
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what a wat to spend a birthday... With the lowlife on /b - anon - I salute thee...

Happy bday /b/ro
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>>676978209
i got drunk as fuck starting at midnight
spent the last six hours asleep
you should get some booze, man
makes it all bearable again
>>676978300
for one birthday he gave me half a box of entenmann's so he's alright in my book
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>>676977628
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happy birthday bro heres a tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_h55O66uf0
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>>676978702
Well yeah I probably will, but midnight has only just begun here.
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>>676978702
>half a box of donuts
Still sounds like he tips fedoras hardcore.
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>>676974394
It's mine too
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>>676979425
juggalo and everything, mate
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Happy Birthday OP
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>>676978209
Hey OP what's your favorite song? Mind sharing it with me? ^-^
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>>676979533
Did he atleast hook you up with some dank memes, or weed?
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This thread isn't toxic enough guys, step it up.
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>>676974394
Me, too OP. Happy Birthday.
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>>676979997
he had every weed connect in the county, i swear
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>>676979858
I don't really know, but I'm listening to this at the moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg6oam97C3g
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why celebrate a day where you're actually closer to death?
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>>676980106
Happy birthday to you as well. Got any plans?

>>676980349
What's there not to celebrate about that? Besides, every day is a day closer to death.
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>>676980349
good question, it's a tradition.
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>>676980325
If I had any runescape gold, I'd give it to you.
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>>676980295
Finally found a redeeming quality, he sounds like a neckbeard but he had weed, so he had something going on.
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Happy birthday, man. Go get yourself a drink, maby you'll meet someone new
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>>676974394
A pick of my gf for u anon
Happy birthday :)
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>>676977665
huh? me?
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>>676981097
Haha awh, very kind of you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRNeGC7k5J8
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>>676981097
Whats your ign?
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>>676982490
I quit cause I don't have any.
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>>676980732
Went and saw Batman v Superman, and had cake. Nothing much.
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>>676982813
I wanted to give you some but k
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>>676982131
>>676980325
These are actually really nice OP. Thanks for sharing.
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>>676981848
Just answer the question you idiot.
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>>676974394
Happy birthday.
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>>676983202
how about you ask like someone who doesn't have half a brain faggot

jesus the nerve
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>>676983438
>jesus the nerve
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>>676983438
IS IT YOU?
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>>676974394
i fucked ur mom 14 years and 9 months ago.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
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>>676983709
no
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>>676983997
So we went through that for you to just say no. What's wrong with you?
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>>676983849
yeah sure
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>>676984191
dear god
i mean you could have easily reverse searched it and realized it wasn't me
whatever man
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>>676974394
Shit anon it's my birthday aswell today, turned 23.
I'm sitting here at midnight alone drinking beer, think I'm gonna head to bed soon to just end this day. How are you holding up?
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>>676984418
Why do I have to do that!?
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>>676984482
Happy birthday anon, I hope you'll have sweet dreams!
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>>676984502
it'd be quicker then asking, A
and B the chances are astronomically low it'd be true

and if i said yes? you'd believe me?

that is why
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>>676974394
i hope you have a truly wondeful day anon, nobody should be sad on their birthday. have a good one.
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>>676974394
happy bday, nigger
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Happy birthday.
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>>676984853
Ok man. Who's this now? She has a nice face.

Don't tell me I've got to reverse search this too?
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>>676974394
Happy birthday!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMU5x3--h4E
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>>676984482
Playing Morrowind and hoping I get tired soon.
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happy bday, have a good one
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