Just woke up and eating some fucking captain crunch. What are you homosexuals up to?
>>678335888
Nice trips show tits if you got em...or cock
Checked OP. Currently pooping, need to finish this assignment on the New Deal but I'm too lazy
>>678335888
it's dinner time.
which junkfood should i stuff into my fat face:
spaghetti with a lot of cheese
or
mini pizzas & ice coffee?
>>678335888
Nice numbers.
Just finishing work for the week. Ill be heading home in about an hour.
fuck the spaghetti do the mini pizzas
>>678335888
Need help pranking some ex friends of mine, the violent the better
Checked. In a bit of a pickle, I think I broke my hand or fingers punching a door. Don't want to say I broke my hand doing something so stupid. Anybody got any suggestions
Just watching Friday the 13th enjoying my pain meds. Just got my wisdom teeth out.
>>678336088
Sure. Nothing better to do
>>678336990niceee
>>678337002
Daaaaannnggg. That bush doe
>>678335888
About to take a nap. Hopefully i dont oversleep and miss work again.
>>678337294
Indeed. Really the only bad thing about it is so swollen i look like a fucking potato
>>678336990
lucky. vicodin?
>>678337307
danng.
the visible homosexualiy doe
Pour that cereal on your dick.
>>678337377
Where do you work
>>678337532
Yeah
>>678336990
don't smoke a bowl. do a joint or something. when i got mine taken out it hurt like fuck to put my mouth in that shape. and of course the blood kept gushing too.
>>678337643
500 mg?
>>678337575
UPS as a package hurler. I gave my two weeks about a week ago, and im considering just falling asleep and not worrying about waking up.
>>678337694
sorry 5/10 not 500
>>678337672
I ain't smoking anon. I have pills
>>678335888
checked
>eating shit tier cereal
Not even trying any more are you?
>>678336088
I'm trawling /b/ and reading and responding to newfags instagramming /b/, you newfag.
>>678336937
Self bump. This is bullshit
>>678337833
i was just saying if you did smoke that would be a better option.
>>678337753
Kek 500. Instant OD. They are 5/325
>>678337994
Oh ok. Noted
>>678338010
yes i quickly realized my mistake. although i could probably handle 500 mg tbh. just gotta spread it out right
>>678337567
Tht sounds fun, too bad I poured that shit out already
>>678338138
do you have a bowl on a plate?
>>678335888
>just woke up
Either your work night shifts or you're a lazy nigger. Either way that sucks.
Getting off work for the weekend here, gonna smoke like a chimney and drink like a fish for the next 3 days. Yeeeee hoo!
>>678337833
OP here. I just took pills for the pain, seemed to work
>>678336937
If you go to a doctor, im pretty sure it wont be the first time theyve seen someone do that while punching a door. As for friends or family, say you stopped at a gas station. Left your hand on the door, and there was a gust of wind that slammed your hand between the pump or door. Bonus points if you know of a gas station with concrete pillars. It will sound better and be more believable.
>>678337886
pretty much
>>678338138
You poured the milk, and wasted it? You little shitlord. That was good milk.
>>678338346
thats how it all starts man. you better send those things to me so you wont get hopelessly addicted like some of these nerds.
>>678336822
Stab him with a knife and leave him in an empty parking lot while you drive off shouting "its just a prank broooooo"
>>678338290
Naw nigga I put the bowl on top of my other dishes, nigga
>>678338346
Yeah it really isnt that bad. I would probably be fine just with ibuprofen but thats no fun
>>678335888
Hey asshole, that's Cap'n Crunch with Crunch Berries not REGULAR style Cap'n Crunch. Get it right you fucking trashbag.
>>678335888
Just got back from shopping and a job interview. Now, I'm going to relax until I begin my workout in about 1.5 hours.
>>678338770
CLEAN YO SHIT FAM!
6am here in aus havnt slept yet just bee getting stoned as fuck
>>678338878
Fuck me holy shit im so sorry, fuck I have to go hang myself now
>>678339056
There now it's clean
>>678337002
Good shit man
>>678339285
no dishwasher OP? that sux
>>678335888
Why is your captain crunch multicolored?
>>678338138
Break the dishes
>>678339305
Wasn't feelin it/10 but thanks anyway
>>678335888
I'm fapping to this
http://www.streamboobs.com/love_raquel_xo/
>>678339376
here in corporate america, we strive to promote ethnic diversity in every box of captain crunch.
>>678339416
rollin
>>678339556
Top kek
just sitting here scraping resin and trying to get spiderman 2 to run on my laptop. rather tiresome
>>678339416
>spend money on dishes
>break dishes
Not so sure about that one
>>678335888
Nice trips! Too bad your an unemployed faggot who wakes up at dinner time
>Woke up at 7am
>Shower
>Leave for work at 0730
>Arrive at 8am
>hide in back room until 12
>eat lunch
>get told to go home early as it's friday
>get home for 1230
>fap
>shower
>shitpost on 4Chin for 8 hours
>>678337002
Kek well done OP
>>678340052
Don't be a faggot, your sacrifice will not be in vain.
>>678340158
>implying
I work overnights, and go to bed in the morning, so I wake up when it's dinner time. OP may very well be the same way.
>>678340285
mission fuckin accomplished
>>678335888
sage
>>678340158
Because everyone lives in 'murica. Right guiz?
