New YLYL Thread
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New YLYL Thread
>>678391834
Okay fags, it's time to talk business. The market doesn't lie. People want banana, and they want banana now. Statistics show that banana is on a steady increase across the board, and I plan on riding this gravy train to the last stop. The time is now to invest in banana. No hesitation, no pussyfooting around the issue. It's time to put our trust in banana!
>>678391834
tell me this is a joke
>>678392161
Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.
>>678392241
its real
I say, let the boy post his bananas if that be his passion in life.
>>678392161
NAKED BANANA!
Gonna feed ya potassium!
Naked Banana!
Get on ya knees and suck it!
Suck that big hard bananacock!
Deep deep deep deep deep deep down ya throat!
Grabbin the back of ya head and rammin deeper deeper!
Suck it … suck that big hard bananacock deep down ya throat!
Oil that butthole … I want to fuck ya so deep so deep so deep deep!
Rammin this big hard cock deep inside ya! Fucking ya hot cancer hole!
Lovin it here in the hottest thread on this whole damn planet … YLYL THREAD!
>>678392810
>>then who was phone
>>banana was phone
>>profit
Well this thread died like my boner did
There's a perfectly good banana thread right here:
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>>678391834
>New YLYL Thread
>>678395277
>>678394963
>>678394212
>>678394129
>>678394102
>>678393757
>>678392810
>>678392161
>>678392666
>>678391834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJmmW7tJldk&nohtml5=False
Okay fags, it's time to talk business. The market doesn't lie. People want banana, and they want banana now. Statistics show that banana is on a steady increase across the board, and I plan on riding this gravy train to the last stop. The time is now to invest in banana. No hesitation, no pussyfooting around the issue. It's time to put our trust in banana!
>>678395745
just stop
>>678392161
EVERYONE, GRAB THIS WEAPON TO VANQUISH THE BANANA MEMES.
>>678396338
>>678396338
Cringed and laughed.
You did a good job, anon.
>>678392161
Dunno why but that picture genuinely pisses me off. Like I don't fucking understand it's purpose. It's so incredibly stupid and not even in a way as to make it funny. Who was the retarded faggot who's great fucking idea it was to release this piece of backed up cuntwater into the eyes of the Internet anyhow? Of what purpose did they intend with this abomination? Is it supposed to be cute? Is it supposed to be situationally funny? Why should i care that it is naked? Why does it look at me like i should want to laugh at its immature gesture?
Seriously fuck this dumbass banana and the 40+ year Olds who are to blame for surfacing this aborted shart of a sad attempt at humor.
>>678396883
fuck off randy x2
>>678391834
You know what you fat fucking loser, I'm tired of your shit. Day in and day out wasting space in your moms basement, your face and fat fucking neckbeard covered in Cheetos crumbs, the floor littered by empty Mt Dew bottles your mom stopped picking up long ago because she has given up on you. The dark room only partially lit up by the computer and monitor casting your fat shadow against the back wall, you load up 4chan giggling to yourself making your fat hairy neckbeard jiggle, dropping Cheetos crumbs all over yourself and the floor which you promptly pick off your shirt put into your greasy face. you know exactly what you are going to do to "troll" other users again its the only form of enertainment you know, You find a ylyl thread and load up your epic banana pic, laughing harder now making your man tits bounce around pushing the limits of your computer chairs weight limits, and start to fill out the captcha. No I take that back you dont fill out the captcha because you are on this site so much you paid to not fill out the captcha because it was to much work, and as you post your obviously not fucking funny banana meme you sit there and wait for "it" and you know exactly what "it" I am talking about, don't you. The only fucking response to your shitty fucking meme "i really, really like this pic" by another fellow neckbearded basement dwelling faggot contributing to the cancer. Well I have had enough, but I dont want you to leave I want you to go fucking kill yourself and stream it, I want to watch the life fade from your eyes so I can actually lose to this ylyl.
>>678394919
“The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it.” ― Neil deGrasse Tyson
>>678397828
Beautiful
>>678395490
I upvote this xD
>>678397828
very arrogant indeed
>>678396338
a song about fucking ugly women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OQHJBlYqg
>>678398756
Hes gonna have a lot of eggsplaining to do....
>>678392161
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room,
giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha.
Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture.
The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok,
your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup,
she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day,
for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you,
and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET.
A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear.
She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self.
And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>678391834
>>678391834
Holy fuck thats mind boggling
>>678400739
>>678401190
>>678396883
Fuck off Randy
Fuck off Randy
>>678400186
my brain refuses to comprehend
subcribe plz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYgBDhCKvkU
>>678395430
Bearded hipster in their 20s out of touch with humor-tier
Too cringy.
>>678397821
So fucking edgy. This post makes me side with the bananas, honestly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGSomWAs4yg
kek
>>678402319
Newfag
>>678399928
Shut the hell up anon
>>678402845
>my eyes are up here
>>678401846
who is this little semendemon?
>>678399928
This nigga
>>678396338
>you can't just go to /b/
Um, then how did he get here?
>i hope ur proud moot
Cringed so hard. I do every time I see this.
>>678399928
Actually kek'd
>>678403755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CayMeza487M&nohtml5=False
>>678403718
fuck you niggerr
>>678395282
ALLAHU SNACKBAR
>>678391834
>>678402333
TRIPS
>>678402333
lost
>>678399928
>>678399928
lost
>>678396883
fuck off randy
>>678402333
fucking checked
>>678402088
says the upset christian faggot
>>678391834
>>678396338
Newfags responding to this en masse
< 30 > Girlfriend has cheated on me after 5 years. Time to pay her back https://hive.am/vxjM9 Enjoy this leak /b/, it has 3 videos of this bitch. Will remove it in a few minutes
>>678402333
kek'd and check'd
>>678396883
Fuck outta here, you cheeseburger tiger
>>678397828
>scientist here
He's a moron
I'm willing to bet I have the rarest bannana in this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GifS4zwggE
>>678402333
>>678406593
Yeah, science has become a new religion, theories like gravity and evolution are aggresively pushed and tought in schools/universities as actual fact.
Neil degrasse tyson is just a puppet, his job is to brainwash people
>>678396411
Nigga those slices are too thick, even for frosted flakes. For shame.
>>678396883
Goddammit Randy I can't stop laughing now
>>678399928
This isn't reddit. Die faggot
>>678400186
>>678401680
have some water it might help with your confusion
>>678400186
Jesus Christ, that has to be the all-time winner for the "not my job" award, twice over
>>678400270
This fucking pasta is so stale that it's become as bad as the banana. Fucking stop.
>>678400739
This is horribly depressing
>>678401112
Fuck off with your retarded ARG.
>>678399928
Buddum tsss
>>678391834
This thread died as fast as it started.
Why are people so insistent on posting bananas? It was barely funny for the first week it started, but now it's not just annoying, it's infuriating.
Seriously, I suspect it's the same 2 people or so posting the same shit over and over again. What is it about this that's so fucking appealing that it's gone on for more than a year? It's a given that YLYL threads are gonna get derailed sometimes, but can't they use something different besides spiderman and bananas? I mean, for fucks sake, if you're gonna do it at least be unique.
>>678395430
>>678408636
at least he found someone with pussy
>>678402276
underrated post right here
plz rate my oc
>>678408926
I wish there was more of this.
>>678391834
>>678391834
Gets me erry time...
>>678400531
this made me laugh, "the fuck is wrong with you carol?"
>>678407638
Why am i feeling aroused by this? Oh god... What have you done?
>>678407638
LMAO? I mean it's not exactly cruel..
>>678409580
Worst case of gonorrhea ever
>>678406821
>>678403718
combo-breaker
I zozed at this
>>678392666
Banana is satan
>>678407638
lostr
>>678411289
Dammit it was just supposed to be hitler and fags would laugh at me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=setUR5s0BBg
subscribe faggots
>>678395953
My sides
>>678391834
Hello there, my name is Dave and I am a 43 year old man from Ohio. I am searching for the perfect Mommy Dom who will take care of me, feed me, bathe me, and occasionally spank me when I have been bad. I am bathroom and yard trained and used to wearing diapers and leashes. I am basically up for anything. Let me know if interested. Thank you for your time.
WE OWN YOUR WOMEN, REDNECKS. NOW, BE GOOD, LITTLE, OBEDIENT CUCKS, AND HELP OUT YOUR INDIAN MASTERS!
Banana thread is over now
>>678411966
Checked x2
>>678411909
Those people are clearly from Sri Lanka you dumb fucking faggot
http://www.diarioextra.com/Noticia/detalle/288634/yuca-de-45-centimetros-le-perfora-el-recto
>a 50 years old guy did a yucca dildo to play with himself
>he perforates his anus
>Goes to emergency
>says that was by mistake
>wrapped with two condoms
>>678412415
At least he plays safe.
>>678412415
Did he died?
>>678411909
>>678412415
oops
>>678404226
welp this was definitely not archive worthy
therefor it had no repost value
3/10 great job anon
>>678412942
>implying a naked banana is worthy
Fuck you
>>678412415
If that were me, I'd simply tell them I had a huge dildo in my ass, and it got stuck. It'd be more embarrassing to say it was an accident. How the fuck do you accidentally fuck yourself in the ass at all? The only thing that's ever been in my ass is ecstasy pills and some Diazepam , and that was no accident.
>>678412415
Honestly I laughed harder at the video title. "Le perfora el recto". From now on, REKT threads will be dubbed "el recto" threads.
>>678413099
Fuck you lol
>>678413242
My point exactly. Cancerous newfags.
>>678413221
kekd pls yes
>>678413346
Im just kidding anon. Banana is indeed cancerous.
>>678412786
Actually doesnt, but everyone in Costa Rica know who is this guy so he kind of die, socially speaking
>>678396883
Fuck off randy
>>678413111
this fucking faggot
>>678413501
That feminist meme "don't ever talk to me or my son again" is even fucking worse. Spreading feminist propaganda on /b/ and they don't even realize it.
>>678401923
>>678411289
classic gif
>>678413111
>>678413099
..Where did I imply a banana was funny?
I assume you are replying to the wrong post.
Really, you 16 Yr olds laugh at anything nowadays
Have a good day, newfriend :)
>>678399928
How is this post the funniest thing on a YLYL thread? mfl
>>678413831
Fuck I hate that shit. That and the sudden influx of nigger talk on the internet, coupled with lazy screenshots of a fucking twitter post or some shit.
It's like the whole fucking world has gone insane with feminist SJW bullshit, and it's also becoming cool to write like an inner city nigger.
>>678413638
Also lol yeah it was pretty funny. You'd be surprised how much a little pill fucking hurts. Wouldn't do it again, mind you.
>>678413099
> Implying 'ayy lmao' is funny and not cancer
k
>>678414298
>..Where did I imply a banana was funny?
>implying you're implying that what is worthy only gets posted
>>678414298
why has god abandoned us?
>>678414507
The point I'm making is that just because it's fucking cancer being posted doesn't mean it's worthy to be in ylyl threads.
>>678412942
>welp this was definitely not archive worthy
>therefor it had no repost value
>you're implying that only funny OC gets posted and reposted
Do you get it now retard?
>>678414730
I am God.
>>678414507
This is now a CANCER thread
>>678414732
>>678414693
>>678414627
roody poo
>>678407638
Like I've always said, "If that egg can get out, I can get in"
>>678399999
>>678415053
You're a braindead moron.
>>678397821
are you okay sir
>>678411093
Edgy faggot.
>>678396883
fuck off randy
>>678392161
>>678402845
Bill Plympton is a fukn legend
>>678414850
no explain it to me again yung neckbeard
>>678414465
lost
>>678401112
>if your name is dan, you know what to do
I got no idea.
>>678415232
get out
>>678415578
Holy shit my name is Dan.
Can I go to bed now? It's 6:12am
>>678415200
lOloLol whys so butthurt, newfriend? :)
>>678415765
Pretending to be a retard isn't pretending. And it's not trolling, it's just you being yourself.
>>678391834
>>678391834
poo in the loo
>>678415877
So mad though.
I love how easily the socially retarded /b/tards get aggravated.
Of course you would be on this thread on a Saturday night replying to everything I say
>>678401633
jenk em...
>>678415689
this is quite interesting
>>678415782
The fact that that thing knows what an orgasm is means she has had one.
That disgusts me on a molecular level.
>>678401633
Wait a fucking minute.
A jenkem addict? In the US?
LMAO. Niggers gonna nig but holy shit this is next level. You'd think he'd at least be smoking crack or something. Y'know. At least something that's meant to be a drug.
>>678391834
>>678415699
how the fuck did she fall in there
>>678396883
frig off
>>678416164
>Of course you would be on this thread on a Saturday night replying to everything I say
>implying you're not doing the same thing
Are you even capable of realizing how retarded you are?
>>678416429
hey man, who doesn't love inhaling turd methane?
>>678416645
I prefer to butt chug the stuff but that's just me
>>678415699
>giraffe-stuck-in-hole.jpg
wut
>>678416429
you stink of new my faggot friend
>>678416571
yep
>Of course you would be on this thread on a Saturday night replying to everything I say
>implying you're not doing the same thing
>>678416828
You know, ive read a few articles about that. Are there any young /b/tards that can confirm that highschool lads are doing this?
>>678416571
>Saturday night
what is timezones?
>>678417289
Sry
*Saturday night in the part of the world that matters
>>678417058
I fucking wish you were right.
Genuinely, about 2 minutes ago, I looked at the time (6:23am) and wondered why the hell I've been doing pretty much this for 9 years.
So yeah, lol
>>678412854
This is unfair.
You are showing a fancy indian neighborhood.
>>678416221
Oh God, I didn't even realize that was a female.
>>678409580
wat do /b/?
How is the banana not dead yet?
