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fluffy thread v2 last one hit image limit
Would anyone care for some fluffy runner?
Is thread gonna die?
>>678395361
Sure hope not
>>678394653
yes. It's a great series. Wish someone would finish the final series.
>>678394653
fluffy runner is shit
post literally anything else
I wonder what fluffy would taste like. I imagine it'd be pretty close to pork since they appear to be omnivorous. You could skin them alive, sprinkle them with salt and seasonings or lemon juice, then cook them over a stove top like a steak and serve them with a side of beans or corn as the rest of their herd is forced to watch on in horror.
Continuing for anon in last thread
So when he gets out he's like struggling to breath, cuz oil all up in his shit, but manages to clean most of it off, but now is permanently black instead of yellow. This causes some real existential shit in him because his entire hers abandons him. Later on he'll develope how to run better to survive from predators.
Continuing if you guys want
>>678395480
>>678395517
Oh god, what do I do???
>>678395571
yes. Remember, no matter what lessons a fluffy learns, he will almost always become an asshole once he remembers he is a smarty.
>>678395571
Dude. This is already awesome. Keep developing it and make it into a story, don't spoil the whole plot to us here. You have our approval, it sounds great
>>678395596
>>678395762
Hold on I gotta do some shit, but I'll be back to continue
>>678395571
you're gonna go far, kid
>>678395843
>>678395543
Are you going for a shark grill's belly type meme here?
You guys wanna read my first venture into fluffy fiction? I can't draw for shit but I can write, and it got pretty good reviews on fluffybooru except that my fluffy talk wasn't quite up to par.
Any interest? It's a 4-part series
>>678396182
How do we get to it?
>>678396182
did you post it there?
>>678395571
Black is one of the collor that is seen as good in most of the comics or even text stories and it is rare puke green and shit brown are the hated ones. Black is tyipicaly seen as a way better color then yellow too in this.
>>>/mlp/
Hey guys! Don't want to be rude, but there IS a board for this kind of stuff! Haha, don't worry we all mess up occasionally :)
>>678396457
nope. posting this stuff there will get you banned.
>>678396457
Nobody respond to this guy
>>678394653
I would anon
>>678396585
Dammit
What is this pile of autism? What the actual fuck is a fluffe? Get laid you pathetic faggots.
>>678394553
A newboarn foal makes a chirping sound. When an adult fluffy is under extreme stress which it feels it cannot escape, it may revert to chirping as a comfort mechanism. In this comic, the discipline giver is unhappy with the regression, as a chirping fluffy is not capable of learning anything.
>>678396260
I'll just copy/paste it out here, 2000 characters by 2000 characters:
(1/?)
It’s 6:45 am. Though I’ve showered and currently drinking my second cup of coffee, I still wish more than anything to go back to sleep. I lay on my bed, browsing the internet, not allowing my eyes to drift off for even a moment. My cell phone buzzes, text message reads “I’m outside”. I close my laptop, throw it into a bag, and head out the door.
My co-worker Sandra waits outside in her car. She’s blonde, fit, an absolutely gorgeous girl, who of course won’t cheat on her cycling enthusiast boyfriend Jeff. I enter her car and hand her a cup of coffee which she sips and then places in the cupholder. She drives away, dialing Ian on her car phone.
Ian Diamond is a fantastic actor - really, and surprisingly not that shitty of a person when you get to know him. He was mostly a TV actor in the 80s, before getting his big break in the action movie Mr. Revenge in 1992, followed by it’s sequels Mr. Revenge 2 and Mr. Revenge 3. A-List status has followed him ever since, hell he even won a Best Supporting Actor Oscar for playing a gay prison inmate back in 2011. But right now, Mr. Diamond is shooting a movie in Italy, where it’s at least midday. Ian picks up the phone.
“Hey Sandra, Don with you?”
“Yup.”
“Perfect. We just wrapped shooting, what time is it in LA?”
“Almost 7”
“Alright. Sandra, you’re meeting with the investors from Brazil at noon. We need them to believe in theproject otherwise it goes to shit. You understand?”
“I was up til midnight researching it”, Sandra says, “they’ll be hanging on my every word.”
“Wonderful! Don, I got an offer for a part, they’re meeting my quota of $15 million but I want to make sure it’s a decent script. Need your honest input on if I should do this, or wait for the next one. The script should be in your inbox.”
“Yeah” I say, “I’ll get you a full report by tonight.”
>>678396762
“Just make sure I have it when I wake up tomorrow, okay? If you need to call me, do it in the next four hours but otherwise, I’m going to sleep. Anything else?”
“No, we’re good”
“Alright, have a good one.”
Ian hangs up the phone as Sandra turns on the radio, pulling into the Wholesale Fluff parking lot, right into a handicapped space.
“You can’t park in a handicap spot”, I say.
“You do it today”
“Really?”
“How about you pay me for gas?”
I groan and get out of the car. Wholesale Fluff is a decent sized-store, right in the wholesale district. The sliding doors open up, as I walk into the waiting room. Sveltana, the owner’s daughter, greets me as I enter.
“Hello Mister Don”
“Hi Svetlana, everything ready?”
Svetlana grimaces a bit, then buzzes the intercom. She smiles at me for a bit, then her father, Vladimir, enters from the back room and beckons me to come back with him.
“Don, my friend!”
I follow him into the back, a bit cautious. Something’s not right.
“Everything okay, Vlad?”
“Wonderful, wonderful. I have your 24 fluffies ready and willing to go.”
Vlad leads me back into the halls of the Warehouse, into a solitary room. Already I can hear fluffy whining and crying, and as Vladimir turns on the lights 24 tiny foal faces look up at me.
“New daddah?”
“Please Mistur room vewy dahrk!”
“Babbeh scared!”
This is always the hardest part. But, I’ve learned it’s much easier to deal with a happy fluffy who believes everything will be okay, then a scared fluffy. The tiny foals are each separated into little boxes, some of which are already filled with piss and shit. Almost looks like a collector case of fluffies, if you were into that sort of thing. Some of them are brown, which is a major problem, but I’ll take that up with Vlad in just a moment. For now, I need to reassure today’s batch.
“Hello little fluffies. I’m your new friend Don. Is anybody scared?”
>>678396703
>>678396876
A couple of them peep up that they are, and keep babbling more bullshit about this or that, I can barely make it out.
“Well, you don’t have to be scared anymore. All of you are going to live in a mansion, with a movie star!”
Most of the fluffies start to get happy, and a few squeak and chirp with glee. Perfect.
“You’re gonna have a rich daddy and rich mommy, who will buy you anything you want and always have sketti for you to eat!”
Now all the fluffies are chirping and absolutely elated. I look over to Vlad who gives me a sleazy smile, but he knows this is bullshit. I count five brown foals, and he knows exactly what the rules are. I make a head motion for him to talk to me outside, as the two of us leave the room and close the door so the fluffies don’t hear us.
“What the fuck, five brown foals? You know our rules.”
“No, no brown. Mocha, yes. But no brown.”
“Brown, mocha, beige, beaver, I don’t give a fuck Vlad! You know better than to give us brown foals!”
“My top wrangler, she quit last week. I’m having trouble replacing her, the mocha foals, they are fine.”
“Bullshit Vlad! We have a deal, so take away those five browns and give me any other color. I’ve told you before: any color but brown.”
“Don, we need, we need more wranglers. We don’t have any more foals to give.”
“Seriously?”
“I’m sorry, next week we’ll have all the foals you want, you can pick the color. But now...”
“Jesus fuck Vlad! This is my ass on the line!”
“I give you 25% off, today’s order. You’re a loyal customer, and I don’t want...”
“You’ll give me 40% off, and you can keep the five brown foals. I’ll take the 19 normal ones.”
Vlad considers this for a moment. I shoot him a nasty glare.
“35% for the 19.”
“Deal. But don’t you ever fucking try to sell me brown foals again, got it?”
Vlad nods and we shake hands. He grabs a shoebox as we go back into the room.
>>678396876
oh, you're that poster. Hope the fluffy gets what's coming to her.
Repost from last thread, just finished this one.
>>678396457
>newfag
>>678397018
“Okay, fluffies. Some of you are staying with Vlad today. Let’s see here...”
He opens the box and starts taking the brown fluffies and putting them into the shoebox. Naturally, the brown fluffies cry and protest: they want to live in the mansion with the rich movie star. But we all know that brown fluffies are too ugly to participate, and Vlad knows that too.
“No! Fluffy want new daddah!” screams one brown fluff, struggling to stay as Vlad picks it up and throws it in the shoebox.
Finally, the five brown fluffies have been removed from the rest, as 19 good, colorful fluffies remain. I grab the box containing the rest of them, send Vlad a nasty stare and walk back outside. I knock on the car window and Sandra rolls it down.
“Only 19.”
“What?”
“Vlad tried to throw five brown fluffies in there. Apparently his top wrangler quit, he’s down on supplies this week.”
“What the fuck? That’s bullshit.”
“Yeah, well maybe if you would have come in it would have been different. Pop the trunk.”
“We need 24, not 19.”
“We’ll figure something out. Pop the trunk.”
Sandra grunts and pops the trunk. I bring the box around and place the 19 foals inside.
“Wan upsies!”
“Nummies?
I sigh, looking down at the fluffies and saying in a soothing tone.
“It’s about to get very darksies, but don’t be afraid. Soon you’ll be at a mansion and have all the nummies and lovies you’ll ever want!”
Most of the fluffies seem happy. I slam the trunk.
>>678396026
Story time
>Feral herd in vegetable garden
>Trap them with a laundry hamper and the promise of sketti
>Force entire herd to watch as I cook and eat all of their babbehs one by one,day by day then move on to eating all the females, then the males, until only the smarty remains.
>Cut bits off of the smarty to eat as snacks, using medicine to keep him alive.
>Cut off his eyelids, but let him keep his eyes. He will not look away. He will know before the end.
>>678396901
That picture won't get you social skills
>>678397189
It’s just after 7:45 when we pull into Antonio’s in Beverly Hills. Antonio, the namesake of Antontio’s - is an artist when it comes to Italian cooking. His pizza - better than every pizza joint in New York and Chicago, combined. His Chicken Parm - Leonardo DiCaprio gets it at least twice a week. But his spaghetti and meatballs - holy goodness. At $25 a plate, you may think that’s ridiculous overpriced for a simple dish, but the way Antonio makes it - the spices and sauces he uses - it’s the reason he’s able to afford Beverly Hills rent. If you ever vacation in Los Angeles, give Antonio’s a try, you’ll thank me later.
We park as Sandra gives me a bitchy look and gets out of her car.
“I’d stay but you’d probably fuck things up again and get ravioli” she says.
We walk into Antonio’s, as Antonio himself is putting the finishing touches on a sausage-and-pepper pizza. He smiles and welcomes us in.
“Antonio!”
“Lovely Sandra! And Don! Right on time!”
“You’re got our order perfect?” I say.
“Of course!”
Antonio grabs two bags from behind the counter, and places them near the cash register. Sandra opens them up to check.
“6 orders of spaghetti and meatballs, just as ordered.”
“Thanks Antonio.”
We pay him $160, take the two bags and head back to the car. More chirping and whining from the foals as we open the trunk.
“Home?”
“Fluffy no like dark! Fluffy scawred!”
Sandra holds up the two bags and addresses the fluffies.
“We’ve got sketti for good fluffies! All we gotta do is wait until fluffies get home, then fluffies can have all the nummies they want! Look!”
Sandra takes out a tray of spaghetti and shows the fluffies, who salivate at the nummies.
“Soon, but fluffies have to patient!”
>>678397209
this actually would be much better as a cartoon.
>>678397356
Sandra puts the two bags in her trunk and closes it. Immediately, you can tell the scent of the spaghetti infiltrates the box, as the fluffies smell the spaghetti and freak the fuck out. Nevertheless, they can’t get out of the box they’re in, so the spaghetti is safe.
“What the fuck do we do?” says Sandra.
“We only need five, let’s just go to a petshop.”
“We’re in Beverly Hills jackass!”
“So, we’ll charge it to Ian’s card. We only need five.”
Sandra glares at me, angry. I point down the block.
“Look, there’s a petshop down there. Come on, let’s go.”
Sandra grunts at me as we walk towards the petshop. We get to the crosswalk, as she turns to me and puts her arm on my shoulder.
“Don, these fancy Beverly Hills shops have rules about cruelty. Just follow my lead, okay?”
“Okay.”
Sandra grabs my hand and squeezes it, as we walk into the petshop together. A skinny, obviously gay employee greets us from behind the counter.
“Hello!” says Sandra.
“Hello!” says the employee, “What can I do for you today?”
“Well, my and my boyfriend here were watching a documentary last night on fluffies, and we just think they are the cutest things in the world, don’t we baby?”
“Uh, yeah!” I say.
“I want at least eight. One red, one orange, one pink, one yellow, one green, one blue, one purple, and one white. The full rainbow!”
The salesman starts to sweat a bit.
“Well, I don’t know if we have every color, but let me take you back to our fluffy selection.”
The salesman leads us into a back room, where gorgeous-looking fluffy foals all sit pampered, in individual play spaces. I see the price tags, $19.95 for a fucking fluffy foal? Seriously? We paid less than that to get the other 19 fluffies. I take a closer look at the fluffies. Well-trained, making all poopsies into their litter boxes and not chirping or misbehaving.
“I don’t see any purple fluffies! I want a purple fluffy!”
>>678395543
Fluffy "flesh" is a porous, rubbery material. Only the lowest of carrion eaters can tolerate it, and only when there is no other food source.
The "meat" of a fluffy was bio-engineered to be lightweight (due to the low strength of the fluffy) and durable (due to the potential for "accidents) specifically because it was meant to be a toy for little girls.
The side-effect is that a fluffy can survive damage that would immediately kill another creature (keeping in mind the scale) but they could barely hurt a retarded infant unless they somehow managed to smother it by laying on top of its face while it slept.
>>678396375
>>678396537
I think I need to appreciate JBerg more, he has a good sense of humor.
>>678397467
Sandra is acting like a spoiled rich cunt, but the salesman is buying it.
“I’m sorry ma’am, we get new fluffies in every Tuesday, if you want to check back...”
Sandra starts crying. It’s fake, but the salesman believes it, which is all that matters. I go over to talk to her.
“Baby, it’s okay. Maybe we don’t get eight. Maybe we get a bit less, and then maybe get more later.”
“I want the full rainbow!”
“I know, we can get them later. How about now, we just get red, pink, yellow, green, and white?”
Sandra sniffs.
“Okay.”
We exit the pet shop with five individually wrapped fluffies, having paid literally over $100 for these shits. We walk across the street and back to the car, where the warehouse fluffies are all worked up over the spaghetti smell. Sandra opens the remaining holes that the brown fluffies were in, and starts putting in the petshop fluffies, one-by-one. Naturally, the petshop fluffies protest, they’re used to having cushy spaces, and not confined. Some struggle and try to get away, but they are small and weak, and Sandra has no problem getting them in. Finally, we have 24 non-brown fluffies. We just spent a shitton of money making sure we had them. We ignore their cries of nummies and huggies, slam the trunk, and drive over to the Diamond Estate. Gotta get there before the spaghetti gets cold.
Diamond Estate is a beautiful one: costs $125 million on the open market. Tennis courts that Ian never uses, 9 bedroom/15 bathroom, movie theater, bowling alley: all the works. I carry the 24 fluffies in while Sandra brings in the two bags of spaghetti. We buzz the door, and are greeted by Ian’s wife Tiffany: a supermodel when she was younger, now has developed into a world-class Beverly Hills MILF. She welcomes us inside, giving me a kiss on the cheek.
“Sandra, Don, everything go smoothly?”
“Not quite. Warehouse only had 19, we had to buy the last five from a petshop.”
This is honestly just as bad as furries/bronies.
>>678397491
Yeah bro, if only he posted more
>>678397600
“Oh. Well I suppose we need to make Princess happy.”
“Exactly” says Sandra, “I’ll prepare the Spaghetti.”
“I’ll wake Princess” says Tiffany.
Well, guess I know what my job is. I hate this part of the job the most, but do it anyway. Grabbing the box with the 24 foals, I walk down into the basement and into a bright, multicolored room with many toys and a stage. The foals chirp in glee when we enter, this room was specifically built to be a fluffy’s delight. I open the box and start taking the foals out, one by one, careful not to injure or hurt them in any way, as they run around the room, exploring the new toys and environment. Even the pet shop fluffies are excited, and the warehouse fluffies too, this room is essentially a fluffy’s dream come true. By the time I’ve taken all out of the box, the fluffies are already adjusting well to the environment. I start to think about that script I have to read, how I wish Ian would have told me what it’s about or at least the genre. Oh well, that’s what you get when you have a rich boss.
“Okay fluffies, gather around” I say.
The fluffies stop playing with the toys and obey me, looking straight forward.
“We’re going to have a fluffy beauty pageant to find the most pretty fluffy!”
The fluffies chirp with excitement, they always do.
“One by one you’ll go on stage, and tell the judges why you’re the prettiest fluffy! You can sing, or dance, or just play! But the prettiest fluffy wins a prize!”
“Snowflake am pretteest fluffy!”
“No dummah Pinkay am prettest!”
The fluffies begin to argue, and some of the warehouse ones start attacking the others. I pipe in immediately.
“If you attack another fluffy you are not pretty! Be nice!”
The fluffies calm down. I leave the room, as Tiffany and Sandra are waiting on the other end of it.
>>678397607
Don't respond to this guy either
>>678397488
carnivorous_duck made such a story.
>>678397736
“We good? Where’s Princess?” I ask.
“She’s making poopsies, she’ll go on last like always” says Tiffany, “shall we start?”
The three of us nod and enter the room. I instruct the fluffies to wait in single-file line, as each will have the opportunity to go up, sing, dance, whatever: impress the judges. The fluffies that don’t understand are forcibly put in line. Eventually, they all figure it out, as me, Tiffany, and Sandra sit down in three chairs.
“First fluffy!” Tiffany calls.
A little green fluffy, one of the warehouse ones, steps onto the stage first.
“My name Shamrook, and I’m a dancey fluffy!”
Shamrock starts dancing. A shitty, little babyish dance that I’ve seen a million times before. I let my mind wander and think about anything else but a stupid fucking fluffy talent show...
And just like that, number 24 is up. One of the pet store fluffys, the red one. “Cinneymun”, if it’s to be believed. Cinnamon gets on stage and talks to us.
“Cinneymun good dancie! Cinneymun dancie!”
And Cinnamon starts dancing, and it’s cute. It’s really fucking cute. It’s clear this dance was taught to it, but if I were some 6-year-old daughter of some Hollywood Producer, I’d fall in love. Naturally, I’m too desensitized, but I do feel a moment of sadness for poor Cinnamon. Well behaved, knows its cutesy dances, truly this is a fluffy that deserves to be loved and cared for. Shit, we shouldn’t have gone to the pet shop. Oh well, too late for that now. Cinnamon stops dancing and bows.
“Great job!” says Sandra, “now 24 fluffies have performed, but there’s still one left!”
>>678397861
Tiffany takes her cue and leaves, as the 24 fluffies sit in anticipation. After a moment, Tiffany opens the door and Princess struts in. Princess was once a very cute fluffy, pink fur with a purple mane. Now, she’s morbidly obese, looks pregnant with a litter of nine, but that’s just fat. Worse yet, she has plastic surgery done to her face, in an effort to make her more “cute” just comes across as creepy, the stuff nightmares are made of. Her pink fur sparkles with glitters, as she struts towards the stage.
“MOAW IMPORTENT!” Princess screams, glaring at the other fluffies.
Some of the foals, not knowing any better, recoil in horror at the sight of the fat, pampered, surgically adjusted fluffy. Princess notices this, stomping her hoofs in disapproval.
“MOAW IMPORTENT!”
“More important” Tiffany says, motioning towards us.
“More important” Sandra says.
“More important” I repeat.
Princess looks at the three of us, and satisfied steps onto the stage. She glares at the foals, clearly older and bigger than every one of them, and proclaims.
“PWINCESS AM PWETTEIST FLUFFY AND AM MOWE IMPORTENT BUT ALSO PWETTEIST! OTHER FLUFFIES UGLEY AND PWINCESS IS MOST PWETTY!”
Princess stomps her hoofs angrily, as Tiffany walks over, picking Princess up and stroking her. Tiffany walks back to her judges table and sits Princess down on her lap.
“Okay then” Tiffany says, “Don, who is prettiest fluffy?”
The 24 foals look up at me with hopeful eyes, as I hear “me, pwease pick me” and other pleas.
“I think Princess is the prettiest fluffy.”
“Sandra?” says Tiffany.
“I also think Princess is the prettiest fluffy.”
Princess looks up at Tiffany and lets out a whine. Tiffany pets Princess and smiles.
“And I also think Princess is the prettiest fluffy.”
Princess jumps up in Tiffany’s lap, shitting herself all over Tiffany.
“YES PWINCESS IS PWETTIEST FLUFFY! PWINCESS WINS!”
why cant i stop reading this garbage???
>>678397994
Some of the other fluffies start to cry. The pet shop ones seem sad, but don’t show emotion because they know their new owner would be upset. Damn, these Beverly Hills fluffies are well trained, I kind of want to steal one and raise it myself.
“PWINCESS WINS! PWINCESS WINS!”
Now the part I hate. 30 minutes and I’ll be reading a script, I just have to tell myself that. I don’t want to be an assistant forever, but everyone needs to do shit when they’re starting out. 30 minutes and I’ll be reading a screenplay and forget what I have to do next.
Even though 24 fluffy foals surround me, I’m alone. I tell myself - it’s not me doing this, it’s Tiffany Diamond, and her sociopathic need to feed the wishes of that cunt Princess, who is living proof what horrible monsters exist when you overpamper a fluffy. I’d love nothing more than to murder that fat fucking shitrat, but this is what I do every morning. Ian Diamond isn’t a bad man, he just doesn’t want a divorce and Tiffany getting half of everything. In a sick, twisted way, I can understand that. A buzzer sounds overhead, and I walk over to television broadcasting FluffTV and pick up a yellow foal. A warehouse foal, pretty sure of it.
“Daddeh upsies? Fluffeh sorrew that am not pwetteh, but fluffeh wan to be pwetteh! Fluffeh love daddeh!”
I ignore it, walk into the torture room and close the door. A glass window separates me from another room, where Tiffany and Princess sit, 6 trays of Antonio’s spaghetti for Princess to eat. The little yellow foal smells the spaghetti and tries to run towards it, but hits its head on the glass.
“Owies!” screams the foal.
“You wan nummies? You no get nummies.” says Princess, “only pwettiest fluffy get nummies.”
Princess munches a mouthful of spaghetti, chewing greedily in full view of the foal. The foal looks to Princess and Tiffany, then back up to me.
“Can I get sketties mister?”
>>678398028
it's funny. ending of above story is what's called sadbox.
>>678398174
“NO SKETTIES ONLY PWETTIEST FLUFFY GET SKETTIES” screams Princess.
The yellow foal starts to cry. I lie down on the ground, as low as I can get to Princess’ eye level so she doesn’t have to look up at me, and talk to her.
“What will the punishment be, Princess?”
“She yelloh, which mean she buwn!”
The yellow foal looks up at me.
“Pwease don’t hurt me mistah, I good babbeh I be pwetteh next time!”
I walk to a cabinet, grab some lighter fluid and a matchbook. Princess is greedily eating spaghetti, while Tiffany gives me the same look she always has in this room. She hates it, it kills her as much as it kills me, but she refuses to tell Princess no, or put this awful creature out of it’s misery and get a new fluffy. Today won’t be the day the beauty pageant ritual stops.
“MOAW IMPORTENT! PWINCESS IS MOAW IMPORTENT!”
I pour the lighter fluid on the yellow foal, who tries to run away but gets doused nonetheless. I kick it against the glass wall, not hard enough to kill it but hard enough to stun it. As it sits their dazed, not a couple inches away from Princess gazing at it, I light a match and toss it as the foal. Instantly the foal catches fire, and runs around, but the burns are already covering too much of its body, and it’s too late. After a few seconds of desperation, the foal collapses to the ground and dies.
“MOAW IMPORTENT! MOAW IMPORTENT! MOAW IMPORTENT! MOAW IMPORTENT! MOAW IMPORTENT! MOAW IMPORTENT!” Princess repeats over and over again.
I take the foal’s dead corpse and throw it down a trash chute. Princess continues to hop around excitedly, eating bites of spaghetti. I wash my hands, then open the door and exit back into the room where 23 foals await. Sandra is there waiting for me, as I walk over and sit down next to her.
>>678398245
“You need me at the Brazil meeting?”
“Yeah, actually, if you can help it. Just to back me up.”
“No problem. Just tell me more about the proposal afterwards.”
“Yeah, can do.”
The little red pet shop fluffy, Cinnamon trots up to us and politely pokes Sandra on the leg.
“Um, judgies? Cinneymon sowwy that wasnt pwetteh enuff. Cinneymon pwamiss to do bettah next time. Can Cinneymon have nummies nao? If not its okay.”
The buzzer sounds, and Sandra sighs at me. She picks up Cinnemon, petting her mane, and tickling underneath her chin.
“Okay Cinnamon, we’re going to get nummies now” says Sandra.
“Yay!”
Sandra and Cinnamon enter the torture room, as I hear the door lock behind them. 22 foals have forgotten about losing the beauty pageant and are playing with the toys.
THE END
This is gay, furry, sadist autism. Get out of the house, you spergs.
>>678398313
Thanks. heading to the booru soon to see what is new.
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>>678393970
http://bit.do\BLOWJOB
When I was young I would catch rats in my parents' basement and disembowel them with power tools. This sort of gives me a watered down form of the feeling that I would get. It's nice but not the same. I want to decapitate a helpless rodent now.
>>678398404
or you could close the thread and hide it and would be problem solved why you people keep whining about it and hurting your pretty little heads thinking about it it's beyond me
by the way do you guys have the one of the razor condom for mares that's my favourite
>>678398962
I have no problem with this.... when it comes to vermin. outside my place, I ignore them. in my home, they get exterminated with extreme prejudice.
enjoy the posts. just got a call to go out to drink. I'll have an extra one for the laughs you people gave to me.
Alright guys i'm back and on my laptop now, still want the continue or no?
>>678399598
fashow
>>678399598
Hey bro, I gotta sleep. Could you tell me what your booru account is?
>>678398962
And I bet those rats didn't even understand you were a living being. They never felt guilt for being bad. They never spoke one human word. That is the difference, little one. *pats you on the head and sends you out the door*
>>678397134
this makes me sad because people do this with dogs. I could never do that to my bub...
>>678399598
Do you have the one of rainbow dash and mini baby?
>>678399275
this is true
hurting mice/rats that invade your home is different from hurting puppers or kittys or any non-vermin animal
Here's some sick OC
>>678399959
autist
>>678399959
>Using asterisks to denote action
Go back to Tumblr
>>678395088
Dont older fluffies just get grey hair and start slowing down?
>>678399828
Alright so i left off at him developing the ability to survive, he eventually finds refuge in a junkyard. this entire time he's also been developing this genuine hate towards fluffies because in his mind it was their fault as to why he lived in that harsh environment. so in this junkyard he spends like, i dont know, 6-8 months there trying to be everything a fluffy isnt. such as running, talking somewhat normally etc. A huge plot point happens when he finds Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar", as he learns the tactics of power and all the other shit in that book. He also takes on the name Caesar instead of cheese
>>678400572
You really think a fluffy is going to live that long?
Im sure it would be replaced easily when it gets old and needs more maintance.
>>678399937
I dont got an account man
>>678400442
Ok, just for you
>>678397488
so they can do all of these but can't make them not shit every 5 minutes?
>>678400925
Fucking sick, Jerry
>>678400925
Best artist right here
>>678400572
In most stories they have a lifespan of 2.5 years. I think I read they were designed to live 15 years, but most lived 2.5. I don't know if that number is an average or if it excludes the high foal mortality rate, but I do know it excludes ferals.
>>678400925
>>678401077
PETA made them free the fluffy's before they could geneticall fix that defect.
There is no Hasbio anymore and all the fluffys in the world are from the inital release.They bread faster then rabbits and have a 3 day gestation period before they can fuck again.
1-12 babies per week.
>>678401077
The bodies were based on herd animals, which pretty much shit constantly. They weren't designed to be better than real animals. They were made to capitalize on the popularity of cartoon ponies. It is also quite likely that HasBio..... overestimated the amount of care and clean-up the customer base would put into a biological toy.
>>678401543
Read up on the lore. You're grossly mistaken
jesus christ what the fuck is up with this particular group of people.
Yall fucked.
Yall need some love from yo mothers or some shit.
Yall shouldnt be allowed to be in public unsupervised
>>678400828
Yeah, there has to be atleast one instance where a fluffy was adopted by an owner who dosent have an autistic blood lust and treats it like a normal pet.
>>678402198
Yes those are called #hugbox stories
>>678402198
hugbox is full of those stories. you could just go to /mlp
>>678402198
well yeah.. but the it probably looked at water and drowned...
>>678397134
please god do a comic with a smarty mother giving birth with a humans help, like manners, but give it a not shit ending
>>678402198
There's some that say their bodies start to rapidly break down after 6-8 years (like skin falling off and shit), I prefer to think that they just get old though, like in this pic.
>>678403083
They are genetically created.I wouldnt put it past them turning in to rabid zombies shortly after adult hood
There was one last thread about a yellow foal called lemon who killed her orange sister so she could stay with the woman who picked them up, and I didn't get to finish reading before thread 404'd. Can an anon help another anon out?
>>678403285
I think that Hasbio would've had the decency to make sure that didn't happen, even with them being incomplete due to PETA
>>678402647
I don't know man, maybe you should give it a shot. I prefer to draw sad shit more than straight up abuse.
>>678402148
Why are you posting in southern dialect?
>>678403410
turns out a maniac is behind the whole thing. Artist_twistee on fluffybooru
>>678403435
My vision of a story like that would be after all the smarty shit the mom gives, the dad takes the babies away to raise them himself, and keeps the mom away from them
eventually when she demands them back when they've grown, he does that and gives them back but kicks them out (not literally) and the babies end up resenting the mom
not too abusive?
>>678397238
Part 2 should be the human just drilling the fucker with his driver...knock the carcass a couple hundred yards away.
>>678403997
Hasn't something like that been done before? I haven't saved it so I'm not too sure
>>678403908
>>678399275
>>678404141
To be honest it's a bunch of ideas from comics, and small snippets combined into one
i think it would work as one big story
>>678404167
Thank you anon.
>>678404141
something very similar. dad takes foals in. feeds and cares for them. mother comes back and asks for foals. they begin to starve and freeze. they hate her.
>>678403553
That art style is horrifying.
>>678404167
I definitely prefer this being the ending, and not the twist ending where the ex is secretly behind it all
>>678403997
That's not too abusive, I think wolfram did one very similar though, let me see if I can find it...
>>678403997
Put the smarty in a smartbox with seethrough material on the sides while the babies have a one way seethrough walls so the mother can seeout
Raise the babies across from the mother.Her entire life she only sits in her safebox.
Not being abused physically abused,just ignored and never touched by a human,use tongs or the likes.She watches as the babies eaty sketti 3 times a day, while she only gets nutriant supplement paste.
If she gets too rowdy amputate her legs. and add less sensory stimuli
>>678404594
entire storyline is coming to an end soon.
>>678403997
>>678404644
this is the one I was thinking of, not nearly as long as Good Manner though
>>678404705
oh my god yes
>>678404926
i feel like if this was expanded into a full story it would be so good
>>678393970
Nice mistew hewp bestest fwuffy?
>>678404705
Ha, so when the mother demands the babies back, the owner just says "ok" and throws the babies in the box with her. Not really my style, but I could get behind that.
>>678404594
I would much prefer frankie getting her rude awakening, or even killed by the guy in the end... since shes a horrible psychotic cuntface.
>>678405612
and the babies then hate her like >>678404926
maybe afterwards she gives the babies back after one dies and eventually gets to the 'wan die'
>>678405681
I take it that you didn't see her getting sprayed with sorry poopies by Rosie?
>>678405612
No. They would point at teh babies pen and tell her to get them.Being the smarty will never be able too. This also wears down the smarty attitude.Days maybe weeks will go by as the mother demands things and the likes.
Ask the mother every day if she is a smarty.If she says yes,leave and ignore her for the day.One day she will break and not want to be a smart.Keep treating her like one to further break her down.Eventually acknowledge she isnt a smarty and provide some sort of stimuli perhaps a stuffed toy,but she only gets it once a day for X hours.For added effect,one time at nite take the toy away and pretend it never existed,and that you would never give a smarty any toys.
I wish i could fucking draw
>>678406167
You can write.
Do it, sounds cool.
>>678405426
What the fuck...
>>678406494
The extra parts of writing,im not good at that either,to convey the scene.
>>678405935
You take it incorrectly. I mean I hope that she finds out that her hatred for these animals is misguided. The fluffy rapist thing twistee is currently doing is a bit boring btw.
>>678406167
as long as you get that fluffy speak down, you'll be fine
>>678406718
ah, ok. I have a sneaky suspicion that Frank was Rosie (little girl).
>>678406167
For real though, the fluffy fanbase is probably the most accepting toward shitty artists, unless it's COMPLETE AND UTTER shit, you'd be fine.
I'd take good writing over good art any day.
>>678406684
Try it.
Not everyone is born knowing it's writing style.
Write something, read it many times, change it, correct it, etc...
Your text would be much appreciated here.
Would like to see a comic in which The Grim Reaper decides he will no longer deal with these creatures since theyre unnatural... resulting in forever torturable fluffies.
>>678407351
You mean Lucifer.Grim reaper just transitions the soul to Hell.
>>678407351
Holy fuck, that's horrible! And positively brilliant!
>>678407503
Lucifer, no. If the reaper decided he was no longer going to deal with these creatures, their souls could no longer pass on.
>>678407351
I think I remember you from a thread a while back.>>678407351
>>678407657
Grim reaper dosent have a choice.Lucifer controls the gates of Hell. He can open or close them at his will. Grim Reaper isnt an entity, it is a title, one which Lucifer can change givin such insubordination.
What would you do this bottle on the shore?
Let's say they passed only 2 days because the experiment was a failure, they have terrible "tummy huwties" and are "thiwsty".
>>678407761
possibly. too bad im too lazy and/or an alcoholic to put it into fruition.
>>678408363
did he ever finish this, or did he ragequit?
>>678407920
I know this is 4chan and everything but I dont really care to debate something that doesnt make sense in the first place bud.
>>678408009
They would all be dead. They'd somehow drown themselves in their own piss and shit.
>>678409144
There are millenia of lore supporting this.
>care to debate
Yet to had to make the last remark?
>>678409327
eh. More like just lurking in the thread.
>>678409439
>had to make the last remark
>>678409495
>Isnt doing the same thing.
>>678409617
>didnt say he wasnt going to debate
>>had to make the last remark
>>678407611
More green text/stories plz
>>678409617
>>678409719
Shut up and post more fluffies.
>>678410157
I dont have anything that isnt constantly spammed in every thread
>>678409804
<3
More of a weirdbox one
Last one, sorry folks.
Anyone got more like this?
>>678393970
Thanks
>>678411111
>>678400925
>those fucking bones
>>678412067
I'll post of few from my favorite artist.
>Go to back yard to sit and drink beer
>Fence is broken
>Fluffy herd is behind the tree closet to it
>Walk up to find the smarty
>"gib sketti to smarty or get biggest sorry"
>'Oh really then"
>Grab all non foal/infant fluffies
>Go throw them in a box
>Get inside get thread and needle
>Make fluffy centipede(bout 10 fluffies)
>'Ill give you bestest sorry"
>Enject bioluminest dye in to penis
>Violently rape the smarty at the front
>Cum in smartys mouth,close it to make sure it swallows
>Once it is down,sew end fluffy to the smarty
>Infinite cum shot
>Make freak show out of it.
>With help of science and lights,able to show the cum going inside each fluffy.
>make a carrosel and follow the cum in each floofy as it rotates
OC here
>>678412123
>>678408797
Ring of Fire ragequit in his/her citizen fluffy, just when it was getting good too.
>>678412874
I wish I had drawing skills. I'd make a series of these where the fluffies are placed in a lab expressly meant to evolve them and stop their abuse, but they just end up treating each other like shit.
>>678412924
>>678412966
same here. I've been highly considering trying my hand at this.
>>678413029
>>678405426
Holy fuck that's creepy
>>678413120
>>678404278
There's another comic with the same style, it was like a fluffy exterminator thing or whatever
>>678412137
I love this one so much. It's so satisfying. Any more like it?
>>678410497
Thanks /b/ruh
If it hasn't been posted already, imma drop The Hills Have Fluffies in here.
Author's Introduction: https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/17147#search=hills_have_fluffies
Part 1: https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/17148#search=hills_have_fluffies
Part 2: https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/17149#search=hills_have_fluffies
Part 3: https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/17177#search=hills_have_fluffies
Part 4: https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/17206#search=hills_have_fluffies
Part 5: https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/17229#search=hills_have_fluffies
Part 6: https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/17256#search=hills_have_fluffies
Part 7: https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/17304#search=hills_have_fluffies
Part 8 (Final): https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/17326#search=hills_have_fluffies
I've read it and it's honestly a very good fluffy caboose story
(pic related)
