My neighbor smokes weed. The doorway smells of weed all the time. How do I get the cops to arrest this piece of shit junkie?
>weed
>junkie
Geez, you must not have friends.
>>684116255
>call me police
>report a murder
>kill you self
>????
>profit for everyone
2016 and you care about someone smoking weed, kill yourself
>>684116255
Just leave him alone, also if you are still adamant on being a dickhead, call the police and once they smell the weed outside the door they can enter and arrest him due to probable cause.
>>684116359
/thread
>>684116255
An hero. all your problems over
>>684116255
Buy him a vaporizer.
>>684116431
No longer a legal cause for intrusion at least in the US... if this happens a lawyer can tear it apart in a matter of minutes and any evidence gathered is inadmissible in a court of law. Lawfag here ask me how I know? Wait don't go fuck yourself OP.
>>684116359
Go fuck yourself faggot
>>684116255
put a dead hooker under his bed
>>684116255
Well have they actually commited a crime in your area? And make sure you are right. Cause the money they could get for a false arrest is retarded.
Fuck you op. Leave your neighbor the fuck alone
>>684116594
Mostly because they make incense that smells just like weed. Thats why its not probable cause anymore.
>>684116649
"Wah!"
>>684116838
Worse. There are enough plants that smell close enough that false arrests have occured with law enforcement getting sued afterwards.... and who pays for that? taxpayers.
light an incense candle, read a book, chillax
>or incite violence
>>684116255
you can ask him nicely before fucking him over, you fucking coward.
>>684116255
To directly answer the question, you find the number to your local PD (not 911, weed isn't an emergency) and tell them you'd like to report a crime.
But that's only if you want to be a faggot. If it's actually bothering you, try talking to your neighbor first.
>>684116255
Op's going to MAGA
>>684117056
This
Troll
>>684116255
What state do you live in?
>>684116255
>Mfw all these newfags
Shoot yourself and say he did it.
big fucking deal
>>684117377
Well have you tried talking to them you autistic faggot?
People still care about weed? Grow up, OP, you cocksucking faggot. Leave your neighbor alone. He's probably trying to relax after a long day of dealing with shitters like yourself.
>>684116649
truth hurts, eh spergie?
>>684116255
die you fucking faggot piece of bitch.
i bet youre vegan n shit. bastard.
gimme an adress and i smoke your punk ass.
Old pasta is crap
>>684117801
lol
>>684116359
this
Let me guess OP, you never went to public school, and if you did you were that one weird outcast who all the kids hated on you and never tried pot.
Fuck off man, he isn't hurting anyone. Ask him to be more conscious about the smell before you call the cops on him, faggot.
People that call the cops on people for having weed should be gangraped and stabbed to death.
>>684116255
fill a jar half way with ammonia and the other half with bleach, then inhale deeply, if it hurts that means its working
>>684116255
You suck
tfw you can't sage anymore
2/10 bait
Made me respond
>>684116255
This thread again? Same Swedish fucker from Gothenburg as well?
>>684116255
This aint Reddit fag
AHAHA Faggot OP.
No cop is going to waste their time to come and sniff around in a hallway because some little pussy bitch whined at them over the phone.
Get a life dude and stop being such a punk ass bitch.
>>684116413
kek
>>684116649
Fagot OP is mad
Leave bag of good weed by they door. Wait till smoke billows out. Call cops and say you are building owner and there is a domestic happen in that room. Come out of your pad and look surprised and tape it and put it on b.
>>684116255
Download a shitload of CP. Post about it online until the feds catch on. When they come in the Party Van, throw a smoke grenade and blame your neighbor.
OP is angry because his pothead daddy buttraped OP.
>>684116693
Takes a crane to get it out.
>>684116255
Kill yourself OP
pic related
I'd never encourage this in real life, but consider an hero please, happy friday the 13th
>>684116359
> xDxD I 420 BlaZn. LOOK HOW COOL I AM GUYZ EEEEEEXXXXXDDEEE
Kill yourself.
>>684116255
Pasta
>>684120353
My fuckin sides
Hey guys, don't usually post here but just came by to say OP is a faggot.
Become an hero. Problem solved
>>684120557
>>684116255
>>684116255
>piece of shit junkie
>guy probably only smokes weed
>>684116255
Be a good civilized neighbor and go talk to them. Explain you dont smoke weed and would appreciate it if they could put a towel down or some shit.
>>684120557
the fact that you think that's what everyone who smokes weed is like just proves you have no friends
ITT people defending weed, denying addictions.
>>684117056
This
>>684122437
Give me one valid reason alcohol should be legal and weed illegal.
Just one.
Why should you get to indulge in your favorite drug, but not I?
>>684123678
>implying I like alcohol
>>684117056
this, also, dont be a dick, do this.
>>684123678
Lol. Potheads who are constantly high because they can't deal with reality calling other people cowards. That's rich.
Op is a fag.
Let your neighbor smoke and stop being a jealous cunt.
Its not his fault that you got married had a kid and now hate your life.
>>684124198
>implying weed is used to escape reality.
>implying weed is not used for pain tolerence.
>implying that pharamceuticals are safer than weed
>>684116255
Try framing him for murder. Get a gun. Write out a note mentioning him, and then shoot yourself in the head. We'll all corroborate it so you don't have to worry. Go ahead.
>>684116255
Looks like we got us a hater. Get over yourself you fucking faggot.
>>684120557
Fug:DDDDDD
>>684123960
Ok but clearly lots of people do, so my point remains. Why should weed be illegal if alcohol is legal? Or do you think alcohol should be illegal too?
OP, kindly fuck off your neighbor's business. You don't see your neighbor posting on here complaining about how much dick you suck.
>>684116255
You should got smoke with him, maybe you'd be less of an asshole once you'll get high.
Pretty sure this is my buddy's neighbor.
Bitch ass helicopter mom called the local PD on him saying he runs a drug ring.
Local PD kek'd.
>>684124198
who called anyone a coward?
>how do I reading comprehension
>mfw all these weed low-life dropouts trying to defend their shit habit that bothers the fuck out of everyone since they can't shut the fuck up about smoking weed
Uh call the cops? It's probable cause.
you don't.
your right to have your own privacy at home weighs way more than any anti-drug law.
Unless you are traficking, of course.
Also any judge will turn down the order from the cops if they want to get into anyone's home unless he has +40 plants.
So in the end you have to suck it up, faggot.
>>684125362
Loner or just plain weird.
>>684125593
This is not true. It's called probable cause.
>>684125469
Cant arrest someone on probable cause.
Probable cause is for search w/o a warrant.
>>684124685
Because high profile business men made sure as shit to make Alcohol stay legal via bribes and influences. Same reason with the Smoking industry.
Weed doesn't have this.
Even so:
>Trying to defend weed
Just as bad a smoking tbqh. It's a useless addiction and if you use it you're just portraying yourself as a teenager who does nothing but smoke weed and doesn't shut the fuck up about it, since they consist of the majority of users. Vaping too, but that's for even bigger faggots.
>>684125756>>684125854
>addiction
Kek
>>684125812
The smell of weed is probable cause to search his apartment. If he doesn't open the door management will for them.
>>684125756
In Europe we don't have this bullshit.
From what i'd read only free people (muricans) get this law so....
![Pot-Head[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JXgTjbQ.jpg "Pot-Head[1].jpg")
>>684125672
>This is what weed fags actually believe
You Jonah Hill & Seth Rogan movies have left you delusional.
Pic related is probably what you look like, long hair included because why the fuck not.
>>684125971
say what you want, all the studies and that jazz, but i've definitely seen some of my hs buddies throw their life away over daily pot smoking.. and this is coming from someone who smokes daily. if you have an addictive personality, weed will fuck you like all the other drugs
>>684125854
>makes stoner hate thread
>claims that I'm the one who won't shut up about it
I'm sorry I picked on you back in high school, but in my defense. You're a pretty weird kid
>Call cops
>Report self for being piece of shit
>Cops come shoot you
>Everyone is happy
>>684126094
I've been to jail 4x in 12 years. Kinda shocking you guys are this ignorant. I'm either getting trolled or kiddies with no knowledge of the law.
>>684120557
>trying this hard to be socio-critical
you must be a superior human being who understood all of humanities characteristics
>>684126012>>684126135
Yeah but that's genetic predisposition.
Thats like saying everyone /will/ develop schizophrenia if you smoke weed.
No, its case by case.
>>684116255
just go and smoke with them you fat nerd thats why nobody likes you at college
kys fgt
>>684126094
Wrong person but actually I don't even smoke anymore. But don't get butthurt at the truth.
>>684116255
Give your neighbor a brand new vaporizer as a welcome present. Vaporizers don't smell.
Peace out.
>>684116255
Join your neighbor and smoke a bowl. You will enjoy it Son.
>>684126058
Well damn Europe doesn't make sense. There's no such thing as probable cause or is that only for weed smoke? Honestly I could make a living then transporting drugs because it got hard doing it in Chicago.
>not wanting to smoke weed
fine
>being madbro that other people do smoke weed?
autistic af
>>684116255
Or, why don't you just act like an adult?
Knock at his door, and tell him "Hey, dude, I don't mind that you smoke pot or anything, but it smells weed all around the doorway, you should open the windows or something, someone may ends up calling the cop".
>>684126952
They smell like shit.
If you're going to do it then at least take the proper precautions to not bother people while you're doing it. It's like people smoking at restaurants, some people don't like smelling that shit.
Knock on his door, display manners and request he toke it down a bit...: otherwise fuck off, an if I you knock on my door well you know how many stairs it takes to go up, and it's a longer fall than the rise ever took.
TLDR: bitch ass nigga BUTTHURT cause he to beta to nut up- so fuck off then.
>>684127133
Neighbor in question is doing it in the orivacy of his own home, not a public restaurant.
>>684127021
My 40 year old lesbian neighbor did this when i was 19 but she called the fire department before because I burned a bunch of shit tier incense and she smelled it. I guess they showed up thinking it was a fire and felt the wall but didn't feel the heat. They told her it's probably just some kid smoking a joint lol.
>>684126445
agreed, didn't think of it that way.. it if wasnt gunna be weed it prolly woulda been something else
You can tell 4chan has been completely overrun by newfags because when common pasta gets posted, everyone yells bait.
But when an uncommon pasta comes up, just like this one, the amount of serious replies are just unreal.
IMO this site was going downhill for years but the fappening put the nail in the coffin.
>>684116255
People who hate on marijuana are the people who need it the most!
I bet money you're baiting or just a overly sensitive asshole.
>>684127510
We get it. It's pasta. I'm so fucking happy for you.
>>684127510
Honestly the older ones take breaks and new "memes" get produced. Sorry but you sound like a "new fag" no one used to try and brag how long they've been on here.
OP please walk to the closest train rails and lay there until you're dead thanks. You'll do the world a favor.
>>684127510
Confirmed newfag
>>684127742
Not bragging, I'm just pointing out something I've observed and giving my opinion
>>684127718
This is why I can tell a "newfag" when they use the term "meme"
>>684116255
OP is a bot.
>>684116255
Freeze! This a nice copypasta mate
>>684127893
Accepted. Just don't be so judgemental towards us old folks when we don't catch up on the latest pasta when we take breaks. It's hard to take breaks but shit happens in a /b/rothers life over the years.
>>684127742
KEK
This is now a cringe thread
>>684128413
This pasta is old as dirt dude, if you've been here as long as you're implying there's no way you wouldn't have seen it.
It used to be posted all the time
>>684128653
I probably don't even remember it then because it's a pretty lame pasta.
I had a similar problem in the past too. I just called the cops and took pictures as he got hauled out of the apartment below mine, and then got evicted. Problem solved, and I even got a good laugh out of it.
>>684128635
KEK
>>684128507
Kek...really? I miss the old /b/ where you couldn't reload the page without seeing Gore or just plain nasty shit. You get immune to it.
>>684129078
yeah that story sounds so true, dude
"we were able to secure this search warrant for your property because your neighbor claims you smoke weed."
>>684130233
It's hilarious when you can actually sense the butthurt, and bask in its greatness.
>>684130461
your made up shitpost had little effect on my mood, anon
