Leave Thanos to me.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Leave Thanos to me.
>>767490118
I don't get it.
>>767490118
Poor bait
>>767490118
Who is this?
>>767490118
>Leave Thanos to anyone but me
Ftfy
Leave Thanos to me.
I'll deal with him
Leave Thanos to me
Leave Thanos to me
They drew first blood...
Leave thanos to me
I’ll take care of it
>>767490118
>movie superman
>tumbles from taking a bullet
>>767490118
genuinely who would win thanos or superman ?
Get your bitch-ass back to Titan.
Leave thanos to me
Where’s the trouble?
Leave Thanos to me.
>>767492608
Why does he have a giant dick on his chest?
Leave Thanos to me.
Sir Phobos! Knight of mars beater of ass! Ineed thee to find Thanos ass, and beat it
Leave thanos to me. I'll drink his milkshake. I'LL DRINK IT UP! SSSLLLUUUURRRRPPPP!
>>767493141
Wtf is wrong with your dick?!
>>767493141
It signifies that he's always open for business
...what???
>>767493513
kys plainview
Déjenme Thanos a mí
>>767494141
you're a fucking nigger kill yourself bitch
Leave Thanos to me.
Tetanos?
>>767493645
serious question, where the fuck were the xmen in infinity war?
Leave thanos to us.
We will show him how we can share the universe and its resources.
>>767494238
El Santo was no nigger
>>767490118
Please..... Superman's a pussy .
>All powerful
>Still gets fuked up by mortals
>Crime still rampent
Leave Thanos to me.
BTW, best thread on /b in a long time
>>767494407
you mean 80's superman or 10's?
>>767494353
being re-casted. or helping illegal aliens jump two borders so nobody cares that they die.
Leave Thanos to me!
>>767494407
Supes doesn't want to destroy the earth with a flick of his finger, he can erase several plantes with just a sneeze. It's called holding back and not being a tyrant god
Leave Thanos to us
>>767494576
kek
>>767494440 (You)
or better yet, this one will deal with Thanos just by staring at him with her blue eyes...
Leave Thanos -urrrp- to me.
leave thanos to me
Only one dimension? No problem...
>>767494353
The teams of heros weren't gathered up for months it was literally like 2 days before thanos shows up can't get ahold of everyone that's not even apart of your team, now that people are just vanishing I would assume X-Men might pop up next movie
>>767494350
This one's actually pretty good, if you know what Tetanos is
I will fling my poo at Thanos
>>767494792
Just have to turn your blood to Jell-O and watch you die an akward death
Leave Thanos to me.
Leave Thanos...
>>767494988
...To ME
I am Groot.
Danger...
Kwave tjsbos tp nr
Thanos? Never heard of her
>>767494841
Yes I know, that's why I used that character's hearing impairment when he gets scared
>>767494353
At fox
>>767494353
The Phoenix Force vs Infinity Gauntlet Thanos when?
Tony... I don’t feel so good.
Leave Thanos to us!
>>767490175
I do!
Leave Thanos to me
L-l-l-eave Thanos to m-m-me Anons <<hugs tightly>>
Leave Thanos to me.
>>767490118
Leave Thanos to someone else
Avengers Infinity War part 2 right here folks.
>>767490118
Doc, you watch the boys. I'll deal with this asshole.
>>767491951
Kek. underrated.
Leave Thanos to me. Yum yum eat 'em up!
Leave Thanos to me.
My poop smells nice
>>767492218
Fictional characters. So whoever writes the story decides who wins.
>>767492218
The answer to every possible version of this question involving Superman is Superman.
Thanos better give me that fucking Lemon Drop.
Leave Thanos to us!
Leave Thanos to me!
>>767496298
prove it's fictional
>>767496434
Thanos is mine
>>767490118
The stones are magic. Superman has always been weak against magic. Sounds like a bad idea.
Leave Thanos to me
>>767496618
Then what about everyone else?
Leave Thanos to me.
>>767496366
Except if the other person has some sort of magic. Like infinity stones.
>>767496298
Wrong. Whoever has the best feats and resistances wins. The writers can just write in new feats.
Ok.
Leave Thanos to me.
Leave Thanos to me!
>>767493860
I love 2021
What's going on in this thread?
Thanos beats hulk without the infinity glove, now give thanos his glove and there's nothing that stops him but the marvels version of god, so I believe he would make Superman into bubbles and pop them as he makes his way to fuck Lois
>>767494800
Dubs of lies
Leave Thanos to me
>>767497106
Saitama punches Thanos
Where's your infinity glove now?
>>767496004
Yes!
Leave Thanos to me.
>>767493500
Best one
>>767497229
i'm fairly confident that Saitama could 1 punch Thanos, but I think Saitama is susceptible to magic/teleportation, perhaps instant death bullshit. Not sure how it would play out.
Leave Thanos to me
>>767491180
Fuck did I just nostalgia hard.
>>767497547
... how old are you?
>>767495863
>>767495863
That actually made me laugh hard
Leave thanos to us
>>767490118
i don't feel too good batman
Leave Thanos to me.
Leave Thanos to me.
>>767497581
Who cares?
>>767497581
I worked in a Blockbuster. I rented pretty much everything. Plus I liked comics.
Leave Thanos to us.
>>767497887
I'm 27, i'm just curious for comparison's sake. I'm also canadian, so maybe i didnt have as much exposure to these types of things growing up.
I'll kill u everyone
>>767497962
So they're going to get their asses kicked AND they have shitty grammar?
Leave Thanos to us
>>767497764
Sorry, you have troubles with mushrooms, insects, and space hobo of questionable sexuality. Let someone else try.
>>767490118
Epaminondas?
Leave Thanos to me!
>>767495863
Well done
>>767494692
HOLY FUCK PEOPLE STILL KNOW WHO THEY ARE??
Amazing.
Leave Thanos to us!
Leave Thanos to me
>>767498204
as much as I don't like DBZ fanboys, I don't see them losing against the marvel universe.At least not the ones in the pic. Marvel has much better stories to tell, so I don't like judging to seperate works of fiction on their 'power level'
All i'm saying is that GOku and Vegetable are stronger, but that doesn't mean anything when it comes to how good a piece of work is.
>>767498034
>>767495230
Wow
>>767498467
/thread
>>767498532
The 4chan demographic is so interesting.
Leave Thanos to us.
>>767498783
which band is this?
>>767496366
Kek superman would get his shit pushed in by Thanos and be made to like it
>>767498204
>implying most of Marvel can deal with nigh-multiversal levels of power
LEAVE THANOS ALONE!!!!
>>767498489
>>767498922
well played sir
>>767498834
Mutant X. BLATANT X-men rip off, right down to having an invisible jet.
>>767495230
kek
>>767490118
don't do it dude, you'll end up in a wheelchair.
>>767499010
why would a band need an invisible jet?
>>767491180
when your helmet protects you from low-velocity 12-30 m/s bicycle collisions and not 850 m/s 5.56mm assault-rifle rounds.
>>767499089
For flying to their next show obviously
Leave Thanos to us.
>>767499256
o shit
>>767499234
Wrong. It's made of unobtainium like his sheild
/1/2 the Thread
>>767499089
Who doesn't need an invisible jet?
It’s too bad...because there is a character that could defeat just about everyone in the Marvel Universe.
leave that motherfucking thanos to me!
>>767495863
There goes a ... being that could shit thunder down Thanos' throat.
>>767499492
who dis? explain
>>767498249
HERESY
>>767492811
shazam would actually beat thanos's ass though
I say, you should leave that Thanos ruffian to me! I'll give him a good old thrashing, I will.
>>767499574
He's Skeleburn. He was killed in a haunted house and spooked spiderman to death in issue 332 of New U 52. Basically just a meme because it's a named skeleton.
>>767499574
Ghost Rider. He has an ability called a Penance Gaze. If you have any guilt in you it will fuck you up, up to killing you.
Fuck, I had to get through a street sign captcha to post, and there was a fucking homeless guy sleeping in the back ground.
anyone wanna cyber?
Are ya prone ta havin' blackouts?
Leave Thanos to me.
>>767499492
In the comic "thanks wins" thanos makes him his personal man-bitch. Makes him use his penance stare on him daily because it "relaxes him"
Leave Thanos to me
Leave Thanos to me
>>767492061
based
![EqIAg3l[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qo4lYQg.jpg "EqIAg3l[1].jpg")
Leave Thanos to me
Leave Thanos to me.
>>767494407
You should read the injustice comics. Superman turns evil and basically rules the world
The real Avengers would have taken care of Thanos!
>>767494440
Yeah finally a good thread which you had to ruin with your pic. So many porn threads and you post your kike here. Kys
Leave Thanos to me.
Thanos? Is he looking for teamups?
Thanos you so dumb, we gon get u
>>767501243
OK, these two I don't know.
>>767501438
Dr. Girlfriend gives makes me diamonds.
>>767490118
Spectre literally ass raped you...... Nice try
Reave Thanos to me
Tell me mad titan... you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Thanks did nothing wrong
>>767502122
Thanos*
>>767490118
You going to make him laugh to death or something?
>>767490118
Tough talk from a dude who got fucked up by a horse.
Leave Thanos to me.
I will leave Thanos to all of you, for he is beneath my notice.
Leave Thanos to us.
Even with the Infinity Gauntlet, Darkseid could just Omega Beam him once and he's a goner
I'll fuckin' clock this goofy bastard back to parts unknown boys.
What will Thanos even do? What can he do against the chadlad...
Somebody leaf this thread outta existence please
Titan... my vengeance shall know no end.
Leave Thanos to me.
Leave Thanos to me boys.
>>767494593
Is it mad that I read that in his voice?
Leave Thanos to us!
Thanos...
Leave Thanos to me.
Leave Thanos to me
Leave Thanos for the worms...
Leave Thanos to me!
This is silly. Who would win in a contest between Thanos and Superman? The question is pointless -- Thanos is a fictional character.
>>767495230
Kek
Leave Thanos to me
Leave Thanos to me.
Leave the anus to me.
Leave Thanos to me. Pablo your buying drinks
>>767498290
He scares me why?
Leave Thanos to us!
>>767501522
The Monarch and Mrs.Dr. Girlfriend from Venture Bros.
>>767504236
Lost
>>767494353
Different universe
Leave Thanos to me.
leave Thanos to me!
Leave thanos to us.
Leave me to me
>>767490118
>>767490118
>>767490118
https://soundcloud.com/go-to-bed/atan-but-its-actually-emen-by-yung-lad-and-his-pal-kanye-west
leave it to yung lad
I will sanctify Thanos...with BLOOD!
>>767490118
IG Thanos would unironically assrape everyone ITT put together (except squirrel girl).
>>767505910
Even so, rolling up on him with this squad would be badass overload.
>>767505910
Actually, Death may well be the only force that would have a chance against him, since everything dies.
Leave Thanos to me...
Leave Thanos to me.
>>767494800
Not gonna happen.
Why does nobody realize that the fox/Disney deal isn't even close to going through yet and avengers 4 has already filmed? I see this shit everywhere.
Everyone sit down and let me do my work.
>>767504991
Fucking awesome character and actor. Too bad the show got cancelled
Leave Thanos to me
>>767494350
chapolin is good anon, congrats on good taste.
>>767498922
well fucking played
>>767500191
good one.
Leave Thanos to us royal men. DEUS VULT WE WILL TAKE THE UNIVERSE BACK
Leave Thanos to me.
Leave Thanos to me.
Leave Thanos to me. One morning I even killed a Thanos in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
>>767490118
Thanos will get his ass handed to him even with his magic rocks. Stepenwolf was tougher. The Witch girl caused Thanos trouble.
>>767508415
I was sitting in front of the tent, smoking some meat. There wasn't a cigar store in the neighborhood.
>>767508505
This is Rufus T. Firefly. We're in a mess, folks! Three men and one woman are trapped in a building! Send help at once! If you can't send help, send two more women!
Leave Thanos to me.
>>767497962
"I'll take the left--"
You fucking idiot, you're already on the right, Jesus
>>767498922
I chuckled
>>767500439
and Thanos was never heard from again.
>>767500978
now if only Mrs Gale and Mrs Peel coulda teamed up...
Leave Thanos to me
>>767508837
Brother!
I know it won't happen but I really want them to team up for an Amalgam movie universe. I'd settle for Marvel and DC each introducing their own alternate movie universes with same-same but different heroes and villains that occasionally interact across verses. Give us, like, Batfleck vs. Christian Bale as Owlman who came through a portal. But that's too much for normie audiences to handle...
>>767509343
Batfleck would be gone by then so Gyllenhaal vs. Bale as Owlman. Now that would be fucking incredible. Crisis on Infinite Earths would be amazing to watch, it would be better to me than Infinity War
