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How many dicks has your gf/wife taken before you? Do you care?
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Fuck it I'll answer.

I've had 13 (he's 13).
He really doesn't care about my past. He doesn't have any hints of jealousy either. Which honestly is hot. I know he's confident in me being faithful and staying by his side and that confidence shows
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>>767633396
>He's 13
>mfw
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>>767633259
My girl has had two previous dicks and I have had two previous puspus.

Feels good to be equal but it's not something I think about at all until I'm directed to the thought. It doesn't fucking matter in the end
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>>767633259
Don't care. It only really matters if you're carrying something, you should always be honest about that.
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Less than I've had pussies. Around 10 I think. (Married 5 years) doesn't bother me at all.
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19 dicks, I've only been with 3 girls, not phased at all lol.
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>>767633259
I have this teenage Mormon girl that wants to be together. She's pretty decent looking and wants me to take her virginity. Should I do it? A girl that's never been touched before...so pure...so tight...but is it worth the clinginess and inevitable relationship?
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>>767633259

she's had one before me, i'd been with many different women, 20 maybe? maybe more.

got with her when i was 26, she was 19, been together about 6 years now.

i dont care, she doesnt care, or appears to not care, as long as we're justf ucking each other, we're good, but i know how girls can be.

all it takes is a thougtht, a single thought reminding her she's not had many dicks and could try more, and it would niggle at her until she wanted one, and she's the type of girl to tell me and we'd break up, its a pretty chill relationship, no BS
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>>767633435
Haha I meant he's number 13!
I knew I should have specifies.
Though he is like 2 years younger than me
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>>767633596
>so bloody, torture to actually get it in for both, clings like crazy afterward
Would not recommend, but it's yo dik my man.
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>>767633688
Yeah I had to
PS: Check'd
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>>767633259
4 i did a little bit but you wont find a virgin today unless you start slaying really young.
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>>767633703
Virgin?
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>>767633703
Did I mention she said she would be into anal as well and is naughty as hell? Screw this I just convinced myself I'm doing it
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>>767633837
Yeah, that's what happens if you pop a cherry. What needs clarifying?
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>>767634104
Not really dear.

First time I had sex there was no blood and it really wasn't that painful.
A woman's hymen varies on shapes. They're not all the same
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>>767634104


Just thought I'd show you this hunny.
It's nice to learn.

Some women aren't even born with a hymen.
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>>767634104
Yea, no it doesn't. Most girls have popped their cherry with tampons st like 12. That's what me and my friends thought in like 6th grade, that it was some bloody horror show. Lol u in 6th grade?
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Never really bothered to know. I know she had 3 or 4 boyfriends from the age of 15ish. I met her when she was 20, been together 11 years now.

I don't know how many girls I've been with. Used to work in different bars throughout Sydney every night and generally slept with some backpacker chick at their hostel or in the hotels upstairs every other night cause it was easier than catching the night ride home or waiting for the 6am trains to start.

She knows my history, won't let me have female friends from my past, she threatens to 'kick em down the stairs'. Shes a keeper.
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>>767633596
Pic of her face im mormon too and that kind of stuff turns me on
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>>767633259
He had around 13 dicks I believe. I've had 2 pussies.

I actually asked her about that when we met she said she only had fucked 3 dicks. But I guess she didn't consider dicks in her mouth as anything because she didn't bring it up until 3 years later.

I'm still with her because we've been together this long and it would be stupid to brake up with her because of this now. I would've broken up to her on day 1 if I knew that.
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>>767634502
>pop with tampons


No also wrong anon.
When you first get your period your mom's most likely gonna only give you pads.
.firstly tampons are recommended for virgins and mothers also don't like the idea of buying their little girls cotton Sri k they gotta shove inside them.


I started mine at 11. Didn't switch to tampons till I was about 17.


Fact though. A lot of girls rip their hymen as little girls because of the physical activity and falls and random shit little kids get into.


Like I'm pretty sure I ripped mine when I was around 8 and i accidentally slammed my vag into my bike seat. Shit was painful
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>>767633259
jokes on you
dont have a wife
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>>767634838
Are not recommended* I mean
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>>767633438
i mean...assuming she is saying the truth, but really who cares if she had 2 or 200 hundred right guys
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>>767633396
Show us the tits.
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>>767633259

I've had way more pussies and assholes on my dick, so no i do not care
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>>767635073
Nah I'm good
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2. She's basically uninterested in sex, borderline asexual.
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>>767634104
I think you've been watching too much hentai anon.
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>>767634838
>i accidentally slammed my vag into my bike seat
^kek
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>>767633396
question meant for straight people
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>>767633259
Including mine?
My wife has had three
My girlfriend has had two.
Inb4 implications that I don't have both
Polyamory 4 the win
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>>767635195
>uninterested in sex
>2 dicks
Pick one.
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>>767635260
I am straight
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>>767635323
'Polyamory' sounds better than 'being scum', doesn't it?
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Around 3 dicks and 2 pussies. When she said she lost her virginity to a 9" dick and let him do anal I was a tad insecure. At average with 6" here but in the end she is with me now. Her past relationships are hers not mine and don't effect me in any way other than they lost her and I gained her.

One thing that does bother me is the fact she cheated twice in previous relationships with the same dude so that's always fun to deal with but whatever, benefit of the doubt, if she does it now she is on her own and I spend all my money and booze and MDMA.
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>>767633259
my gf had 4 before me but they all sucked at sex apparently and after i showed her how its done it turned her into a huge slut and shit fucked like 15 more guys not counting me so atm shes at 20
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>>767635342
I'm uninterested in Football, but I still watch the occasional game if my friends want to watch.

She has sex because it's expected of her as a wife or girlfriend (I'm her third partner) but she never initiates. Is that hard to understand?
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>>767635383
Why you jealous anon?

Believe or not there are girls out there who man's a bf and gf, a husband and wife.

My gf wants a gf, so that would mean me and her having a relationship with another girl.u
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>>767633396
>confident in me being faithful

So young and naive, he's in for a dose of reality
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>>767635383
Green is a good color on you.
Makes sense why you wear it all the time
:^)
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>>767633259
1
not really.
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>>767633259

The whore I used to call my wife has been riding the cock carousel hard. Only found out about it too late.
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>>767635708
Reality is that I love him fuckwad.

Been faithful for years and there isn't any slowing down
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>>767635708
Agreed. Doesn't matter if she was a cock whore before or after she meets you. Can't make a ho a wife. Fact.
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>>767635761
you love him now sure, women tend to get tired of that eventually before they reach their 40's when they know they are too old to find a new replacement easily.

Give it time, first mistep he does when he cant be there for you (Getting depressed because of work or something) you will start notice that really great friend who helped you through those rough times

Women aren't loyal except out of necessity or embarrassment
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>>767635823
Yea that's bs lol
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0DWj4lwtpeY
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>>767633688
Nice try, pedo fuck. Now we know.
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>>767633259
Femanon here, I lost my virgnity to my boyfriend. He had 3 sexual partners before me I believe, but I don't particularly care.
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>>767635965
https://vocaroo.com/i/s030Wzx6MUIn
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>>767633396
>he's 13
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>>767633259
Wife = Mine was the 1st dick she had in her pussy but gave her ex a handjob. I think she is lying, actually, but her culture expects girls to be virgins when they marry so she is sticking with that line :)

Ex=sexy sluty teenager, about 30 cocks
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>>767636046
So it's just a matter of time before you start wondering what a bigger dick would feel like or just a different dick or maybe 2 dicks. Don't bother with the reply of I love my BF and would never bs. Yes, you will, it's ok to enjoy the dick.
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My exwife had 3 cocks before we met. While we were married I watched her get fucked by 8 different cocks. I'm sure she had many more since she would have me clean her up when she got home from going out
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I fucked my wife the first time we hung out. She was also an alcoholic throughout college and law school. She has mentioned that she has a lot of regrets and has been in some rough situations. This all leads me to believe she was a huge slut, but has never told me specifics. We both managed to stay clean, so it doesn’t matter.
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>>767635969
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0DWj4lwtpeY

It's not about dumb shit happening to me, I've seen that example of beahviour multiple times. Women just think differently than men do, they need someone to be there for them and it crashes down on them when that person can't. It's not like ''OMG IM GOING TO CHEAT ON HIM NOW'' it's stuff that just happens and feels right at the time, as an evolution of a relationship affected by negative stuff.


The couples that last longer are the ones like you parents where the woman is a housewife. Rest assured that if she had more autonomy she would bitch about mundane stuff to your father more often to the point of straining a relationship of years to their limit.

But hey im glad you think like that and I hope you will as years go by. Don't let the negativity of some random shitheads get you any ideas.

Crazy sexy voice tho
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>>767636222
wrong, we've been together for 5 years and already making plans for engagement
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My current girl has had a lot more pussy than dick but she had a few of them too. I am her 4th man.
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Oh and no why would I care? Maybe if it were 100
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>>767635323
Poly people are disgusting, freak.
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>>767635492
>>767635723
cucks over here that like other guys fucking their girl lmao
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>>767636606
This week you mean.
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>>767636479
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0OA78krmV3T
Sorry I rambled. But I mean I do suppose there are girls out their who are as you say they are
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>>767636780
She way gay for a lot of years before we got together because of some unfortunate shit in her past. Honestly I wouldnt care either way long as she is faithful, which she is.
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None. Wouldn't care if he did.
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Big ol slippery slope. Best not to ask or think about it
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>>767633259
Dozens at least. Did porn before we met but got out of the business because it's a shitty life and there are a lot of creeps.

No, I won't tell you who she is because that chapter of her life is closed. Yes, there's a chance you've seen her because she was doing anal and dp back when it wasn't as common.

Yes, she still does anal occasionally, not camera.
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>>767633259
wife: 16 dicks

me: 30+ pussys

so, im cool with it..
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Bump
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>>767633259
>your gf/wife
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>>767635154

Allow me to pontificate for a moment.

Get the Fuck Out.
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>>767633259
my African wife had 0, I broke that seal damn it
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Mine had around 30 or so, she told me she was a total prude in HS but a total slut in college, especially when she was at parties and drunk. Did a bunch of three ways with random guys and other crazy shit. I don't care in the slightest as long as she tells me the stories.
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>>767639508
Niggers dont count.

If your wife is the only thing youve stuck your dick into, then you still a kissless virgin.
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>>767636662
Faggot here doesn't understand it's 1 guy with 2 girls.
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>>767633259
5 in her pussy. Mines the only one that's been in her ass. I'm okay with that.
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