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It's my birthday today.

I have no one to invite, or to spend it with.
what do i do?
i suppose i'll be a wizard, /b/rothers.

:(
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Happy birthday
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>>767632030
only person that remembered about it was my mother, she just said: "oh, its your birthday today anon, isn't it?"
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>>767632063
<3
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i wish you to be miserable

oh wait
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>>767632030
Happy bithday bro
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>>767632030
Mines coming up. I don't like my gf anymore. Rather be alone
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>>767632030
Happy Birthday, be more confident in this new year of your life and take some risks. I bet there are plenty opportunities to make new friends and maybe even a girl.
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>>767632030
I'll come to your birthday party OP
There'll be blackjack... And hookers
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>>767632223
>>767632359
>>767632133

thank you so much b/ros
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Happy birthday OP
Have a good day
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>>767632030
Happy B-Day <3<3<3
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happy birthday
The autism of the Internet will never abandon you as long as you live
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I'm a guy that sells weed, goes out regularly to people's houses to get drunk and smoke (not really parties but some people call it that) get blowjobs from girls to give them free weed and a decent looking person whose just degenerate enough to come here. Literally me and most of my friends have done jack shit for our birthdays except get drunk/high. No one said happy birthday to me and I didn't spend mine with anyone (April 10). I got stoned, went for a hike with my dog then got a new grip for my gun and went to the range. Then I came home and made some bomb ass meatball subs and pirated that black panther movie. Was honestly a great birthday. Don't feel bad man, just do whatever you like. Only time I do shit with other people that's all feelgood is like Christmas, I don't even do Thanksgiving anymore, or Halloween, or Easter
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>>767632030
what are you, 12? who gives a fuck about birthday parties. just suck it up and go to work, or school, or just do whatever you want if you're a basement dwelling neet retard.
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>>767633034
its not about the party, its just no one gives a fuck about me, that's the thing i was sad about.
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Happy Birthday anon.

It’s my father’s birthday today, so I’ll slip in “anon” when we sing later.
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>>767633409
No one told me happy birthday after I turned 19. It's not that people don't care it's that most people are just too busy. Trust me it's not that bad
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>>767633548
:D
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Happy Birthday<3
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>>767632030
Happy birthday, anon. :-)
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>>767632030
I'd almost feel sorry for u if u didn't use a pepe. Happy birthday anyway. Download a free to play mmo on me. Maybe you'll make friends
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>>767632030
take it like a man faggot
I never even had a single friend in my life and stopped being sad on birthdays when I was like 17.
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I luv you. Happy birthday anon <3
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>>767632030
How old is you, nigga?
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>>767632030

do nothing but get drunk. its obvious isnt it?
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>>767632030
My birthday next week and I am in the same boat. Every birthday i want to kill myself, some i try, but usually get real high. This birthday i go to th doctors to have a phone meeting with insurance or work cover or or something. One good thing i got a 16k payout today, bad thing is i don't know where to get some drugs from.
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happy bday anon
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I got an orange with a string tied around it for my 12 birthday. Lmao
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>>767634652
why do you want to kill yourself if you're rich
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>>767632030
happy birthday man, here, have some dubs
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>>767632030
Happy birthday anon
You don't have to make us feel sorry for you to get a happy birthday either. Next time just state the b day.
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>>767632030
invite me
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Happy birthday op
Rub benis in celebration
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>>767633409
No one in your adult life will give a fuck about you l, it's best to accept that fact now. Also dont be the faggot who gets hung up on a girl because she pays him the slightest bit of attention.
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>>767635229
this
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>>767632972
stop lying you never touched a girl
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>>767632030
How old are you? Have some titties for birthday.
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>>767632030
Happy birthday, anon!
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>>767636796
The expected is so fucking unexpected
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>>767632030
hope you like cake
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Happy birthday OP! I got you an action figure of your favorite character.
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>>767632030
Happy bday anon - i hope you get Real a good day

A week a go i progressed to lvl 21 wizard. Ate dinner with mom and sister and that was it..
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>>767637375
Aqua chewy
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happy b day
here a picture of my cat i hope it makes u smile
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>>767632030

Happy Birthday anon. Try to have a good one for the both of us.
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>>767632030

Happy Birthday anon. Try to have a good one for the both of us.
>>767632030
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>>767632030
Da feels happy birthday anon there are people u will meet
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>>767632030
Hap BDay
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Happy birthday anon. Mine are always shitty too. It's okay though. I hope yours turns out decent. Much love
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>>767632030
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>>767632030
Happy birthday anon, don't sweat it I spent my last 3 birthdays alone case away from friends & family. It ain't that bad enjoy your peace & treat yourself.
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>>767634652
what a waste. paypal me the money and jump instead lol
kidding. don't do it.
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>>767632030
HAPPY BIRTHDAY /b/ro!!!!!
I never care about my birthday cuz it's always unlucky but I wish you the best on yours!
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Congratz man, i'll drink one on you tonight
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>>767632030
Happy B-day, /b/ro.

Mine was two weeks ago. Didn't tell anybody because it makes me sad to get reminded of it. Family is long gone or dead. Only notes I got were from a few online services that knew my real birthday from my registration.

tl;dr: being lonely sucks but it´s still better than not being at all, you hear me?
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Happy bday fag
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>>767637417
Chewbaqua Man would sound better.
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Little late but happy birthday! Don't let the lack of people get you down. I remember spending Christmas alone in the Army. Just play your favorite video game. Eat your favorite food and enjoy your own self. Again happy birthday OP!
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>>767632030
Happy Birthday Anon!
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>>767639315
You're right. Exactly why I need to kill myself... sigh
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>>767632030
Happy Birthday /b/ro <3
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>>767632030
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>>767632030
Happy birthday OP. Don't worry so much about the birthday thing, you got a pretty dank thread goin on.
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>>767632030
happy birthday bro!
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>>767639476
fuck you too kid rock
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>>767632030
>SO.O He is behind of it??
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>>767639387
>no reverse image results
well shit, nice present
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