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I have $50 and have to live for atleast 3 weeks
(until i get my payment) What should i do?
i tried to get an another part-time job but no luck
i need survival guide.

The only thing which i had right now is a half bottle of vodka and 2 packs of cigarettes
and maybe some eggs.
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>>767633511
"maybe" some eggs?
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>>767633511
Street corner no condom you gonna get rich
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>>767633511
rice + salt = onigiri
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>>767633511
>quit smoking
>quit drinking

There u go, I saved u 50+ monies a week
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>>767634153
Also, ramen is like 2 bucks for a thousand, slandered hotdogs ate cheap as well. It sucks but maybe the next 3 weeks will learn ya
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>>767634153
Also, ramen is like 2 bucks for a thousand, standered hotdogs are cheap as well. It sucks but maybe the next 3 weeks will learn ya
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>>767633511
Carbs & basic proteins.

50lb bag of rice, salt, eggs.
Whatever you have left for $$, use to get some eggs.

Would be wise to also go to a food bank.
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>>767634210
>>767634230
Wtf happened
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>>767634210
>>767634230
Wtf happened
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>>767634210
>>767634230
>slandered
>standered
>Standard?
Yeah take advice from this guy
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>>767633511
Let's face it you are not going to make it
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>>767633511
Your payment for what? Lotto? Legal case?

How the fuck you end up with $50 for 3 wks you live in Somalia? You blow the cash on a silicone doll?

Here's What You Do.

Take $12 and get a Subway. You now have $38.
Take $11 and see a movie.

Use $6 to buy lots of gum.

Stick the gum in the Subway and sell it at the movies to someone's who's stoned as fuck for $100.

Repeat till unlimited credits.

Tis what I do.
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1. buy ramen. lots of ramen
2. donate blood/plasma. i found a place that would give you 75$ the first five times
3. find a temp agency, preferrably one that would pay you at the end of the day.

good luck
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>>767634966
Nice idea.

Actually i went to a small trip to Moscow.
and later stuff happened.
And i didn't even realize that i only have 50 dollar. Even though i only went one to a night club in moscow and it was so fucking expensive.
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>>767634872
i could or Maybe not

But i'm the most slavic person!!
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>>767635175

Still havent said what kind of "payment"
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>>767635001
nice.
But i don't think that they are gonna pay me $75 thou.
I live in a small slav country. that's why

yeah ramen is pretty cheap
i was thinking the same thing
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>>767635175

What did you sneak through security in your buttholes?
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>>7676352275
a cheque of $1257
i live in a small slav country
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>>767635175
Well fuck nice way to fuck it up, I went to KTV in Australia and it cost me $500 and I got blown by a 63yr old Somali woman who I thought was the bar girl but was actually a homeless woman who wondered in looking for money.... speaking of which.

Call yr mom, and send her to KTV.
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>>767633511
Dumpter dive at night at local grocery store, go to a small one big box store lock everything up
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>>767635312
Well if you take a photo of Russian federation building you're gonna end up in a list
If you take photo of kgb secret building
than you are gonna end up in other list
and so..
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>>767635470
i see it's kinda depressing :)

lmao my parents will never me a single cent.
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>>767635542
I wrote this, done this many times, you can eat for free doing this, and you can find perfectly good food, its a good time to do it in the colder times of the year but you can still do it in the spring/summer, depending on where you live if you have alot of small/meidum size grocerie stores/delis/butchers you can eat very very well trust me done this for years and never gotten sick, just use your nose and your common sense
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>>767635542
i have did it in past
and i severely fallen sick because of that.
never ever gonna do that again
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>>767635542
Also travel on a bicycle wear cloths you don't care about getting dirty and gloves and a light band to attach to your head and your good to go, it can be alot of fun too. I moved and live in a really small town so I can't do it anymore as we only have major store like walmart and save on but if you live in semi big city your solid
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>>767635766
Like I said before You have to know what your doing, you can;t just be a pleb and take everything you need to look at dates smell with your nose, and eat the food usually the same day or next day or so, also I have had stuff like cheese that has lasted weeks, I lived in a prime area when I was doing it so I was very fortunate
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>>767635785
its fun :)
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Slav as fuck....

but flower, buy rice, buy ramen.

Make ghetto Cherbreki, ramen, rice, ect. Just be cheap. Drunk right now, but you get ideas
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>>767635302
yeah that was in chicago. they might still do it for cheaper.

anyway if you want a more dangerous way to make money, i used to steal bottles of liquor from grocery stores in nicer areas (less security) and sell them on the streets. usually 10$ a bottle for a fifth, people can't argue with that. you dont even have all that much to lose getting caught. ive been caught doing it three times. in retrospect i really wish i didn't now that i have it on record, but it really helped me when i was in dire need of cash
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>>767635862
Well i'm the most slavic guy.
I used to pick up the best slav food only or sometimes the food of western propaganda.
I guess i was unlucky.
My cousin is fucking suka
he is doing that shit from 4 years.
it feels like he has grown an immunity for it.

But i'm not that lucky
even thou i'm very skilled for this kind of stuff.
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>>767636144
I used to smoke meth with my friends and go out at night, we used to love dumpster diving and roaming around on bikes, I miss those days in a way but probably wont touch meth again when schizo in the brain after a few years of daily use, good for getting shit done though
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>>767636007
sunflower seeds
vodka ... that would cost around 200 rubles
And some potatoes and 20 packs ramen :)
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>>767633511
Life of Boris made a guide how to survive with 50 euros a month
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