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Alright so you guys know how SJWs pressure every retarded company to do their bidding?
What if we pressure Mattel to make a trans Barbie with a dick and everything. If we can get the conversation big enough Mattel will have two options
1)make a shemale Barbie
2)not make a shemale Barbie and have the LGBTQ+ mad at them
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>>767779170
Intredasting but if you're gonna have any chance OP you need to get petition signed at change.org or whatever
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>>767779333
Nice trips how about like a Facebook page or a hashtag
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>>767779170
they won't even give ken a dick, you think they're gonna give barbie one?
how about small steps. first you pressure them into making a ken with a dick. then you pressure them into making an openly gay ken. then you pressure them into making a trans ken who now goes by the name barbie
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>>767779333
Or just get any celebrity to retweet it..
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>>767779170
I think they make them all with skin coloured plastic underpants that are a part of the plastic mould, so other than looking female, sadly it would accomplish nothing.
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>>767779170
You fucking madman. I love you. In a platonic sense.
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>>767779170
Maybe in 20 years when trans fags become out of control

Trans fag pesticide will also be available.
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>>767780366
no dumbass. you have to play the oppression hierarchy. nobody gives a fuck about white men's rights so you definitely do not start with giving a cis gendered white male a dick as "equality".

you have to play the emotions of the oppressed like

>hey LGBT people... like why are there no LGBT dolls... that doesn't seem fair, right guys?

then they get all pissy and start writing articles on buzzfeed and shit. then you start poisoning the well.

>well how can you tell that trans-gendered barbie is a MTF if she just has breasts? that's just a woman... she needs male genitalia too.

then it gets complicated with pre/post-op and then those LGBT splinter cells start arguing with eachother and then everyone is fucking uncomfortable and then profit
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>>767780366
its 2018.
there's a legit better chance of Shemale Barbie getting a dick than Ken.
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>>767779170
I'm in
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we can easily get a gay ken doll
next step would be a bearded barbie
then we get the shemale barbie
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/pol/ needs to make this happen.
i wanna wake up one day and hear the morning news talk about Matel making a Gender Queer Coding Brown Skin Barbie
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>>767781580
or a Barbie that has no Gender.
The girl (or boy) can choose.
penis addons
boy clothes
girl clothes
different skin color paint
buzz cut hair to long flowing blonde hair

goddamn this is a million dollar idea
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>>767781864
AND YOU POSTED IT TO B LIKE A NIGGER

also thanks
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so what hashtag are we using
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>>767782470
#transbarbie
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>>767782470
#transken
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>>767782535
#leakedpics
#transbarbie
@matel
@barbie
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>>767779170
I love the concept but I think Mattel is going to hardcore ignore it.
1. There actually are already novelty queer dolls
And
2. The toy market is buckling right now and companies like Mattel are going to be able to fall back on excuses about prioritizing proven successful lines over new dolls.
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Bump
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>>767782865
It wont work if you dont believe
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bumpity bump op
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>>767782865
Plus LGBTQ going after Mattel for not doing it is just as funny
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Im in. Someone tweet something and Ill send it out. I have 40K twitter followers.
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>>767783596
Something that hits Mattel directly but is catchy
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>>767783596
#freetheweewee
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>>767783596
#transbarbie
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>>767781580
If this does happen give "VHS" some credit please unless that makes Mattel hunt me down in which case don't
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>>767783752
#genderbender Mattel refuses to accept that their can be more then two genders
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>>767783893
#transbarbie is the best option
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bumping
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>>767783945
I myself am furious and will be telling everyone i know to boycott mattel
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>>767779170
We need a photoshop fag to fake some news articles about people's outrage about this topic
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>>767782449
>B
You have to go back.
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>>767779170
totally on board
BUT
BUT
they haven't made genitals for a barbie ever so they have a pretty good excuse, what do you do then?
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>>767784957
They haven't made genitals for straight, white, cis in other words NORMAL Barbies. But a trans Barbie is better, she's stronger, faster, and most importantly she's oppressed. #transbarbie
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>>767779170
Hey uh could y'all sign this real quick

https://www.change.org/p/mattel-make-a-pre-op-trans-barbie-doll
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Earing Magic Ken. Complete with standard issue cock ring necklace. Mattel's highest selling Ken Doll...slowpoke.jpg
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Bump
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>>767783596

Get @ me
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>>767786516
You're the man. I see you changed your profile pic and bio, excellent touch
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>>767786746

Glad I could be of service
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>>767781180
Haha
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# TransBarbie let's roll fuckers
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