Dating a conservative christian hottie afraid of unexpected pregnancy
Give me some hot things to do in bed that don't require penetration / violence / satanic rituals
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Conservative Christians don't believe in any form of artificial birth control. At least that's what Catholics believe.
Face it OP, she'll only pit out after marriage. And then its all about the babies
Cover her face with a pillow. Keep for 5 minutes. (You might want to zip tie her wrists and elbows behind her back first.) When she stops twitching remove the pillow.
Now put her in a bathtub. Make a cut on her neck. Drain the blood. All of it!
Now make a few selfies together.
Fuck the body. Make sure to creampie so the cops can trace back to you.
Dump her body in a play yard by a kindergarten.
if you pressure her enough she'll do anything you want women are weak willed creatures as long as there are no other conservative christians around to shame her it should be easy
Why is she kneeling in the macaroni and cheese?
Op here i mean we've already done every normal thing you could do in bed (aside from anal. Maybe next time.
I'm lookin for some real kinky shit that still doesn't require penetration or human sacrifice
> tfw I have a pregnancy risk fetish and my gf hasnt been on BC for two years
I'd just do tons of cameltoe slide imo. In a spooning position, just rub your duck back and forth across her hole and clit, and have her use her hand (with yours over it) to put pressure on her clit with your dick. Feel when she hesitates while contemplating going over the line and just pushing it in. Even hotter if you start with your underwear on and then take each of your underwear off one at a time, or start by eating her out until on the edge of orgasm, deny her orgasm a few times after she cums the first time.
It's also fun standing in thr shower, face to face. Angle your dick down and stand up so that the harder you are, the harder it pressed up against her. Then grab her ass and move her against you.
FYI: you could also try rhythm method if her period is regular. That combined with pulling out is at least as effective as condoms.
Tl;Dr the forbidden is sexy; specifically toying with danger and coming close to crossing the line, while trying not to close it, and redrawing boundaries as judgement becomes clouded by lust and comes up with terrible rationalizations = the best
You can do an awful lot without it 'technically' being sex
Most of the fun is in the 'technically' part
Eating the fruit is lame; touching it, smelling it, licking it, those are way funner.