Pooooop?
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Pooooop?
>>767861631
UH OH
>>767861631
yawn
>>767861631
mmmmm... warm doo doo
dump
This fucking nigger
Thanks nigger
>>767861631
KIiiiiiilll yourself.
Dump
>>767866765
Obsessed
>>767867086
Handsome. Handsome for a man
>>767861631
boring newfag trash.
>>767861631
Oh look, it's THIS thread again.
Fuck off newfag.
>>767867601
He mad
>>767861631
And now...
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>>767867601
>>767867639
boring newfag trash
>>767861631
This is a poem I wrote about logs on 4chan
[speaker stands on stool and puts a noose around neck]
Shit.
Diarrhea, stinky?
Choking, heaving, gasping - I cum.
Sweet vanilla nectar runs down my jeans.
Poopy doo doo anus.
Shit, shit, shit, poopy ass fill clog shit.
[speaker kicks stool away, hanging himself]
[speaker starts jacking off]
>>767867590
kek saved
>>767861631
Hehehe stinky poopy doodoo!
>>767868066
Double Sixx's logged
>>767868126
*wipes away tear*
So beautiful...
>>767868361
boring newfag trash
>>767868548
Oh it's you again I remember ya. How about you go flood the porn threads with your garbage?
>>767869085
Rolling
>>767869085
boring newfag trash
>>767869085
plz log me
>>767868852
>Oh it's you again I remember ya. How about you go flood the porn threads with your garbage?
ITT: logfag bawwwwws about his thread being derailed by spam. Irony.
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>>767870180
boring newfag trash
>>767870805
Lol what, the cat pic?
>>767871153
Whoops sorry I thought you were
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>>767871189
Fuck I'm fucking wasted.
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>>767871153
I didn't tag in the cat pic, that was the bloke above you.
>>767871222
all g bro.
checked.
>So it was andy's behind...
>>767871346
boring newfag trash
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>>767871733
boring newfag trash
>>767872333
trips logged
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>>767871229
Yeah I know, bit too much to drink
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>>767872846
boring newfag trash
>>767873183
Hows your day been today?
>>767861631
>Pooooop?
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>>767873679
Terrifying.
>>767874137
>Terrifying.
Poop && logs
>>767875066
double sixxes logged
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>>767875149
boring newfag trash
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>>767877344
boring newfag trash
>>767877501
What the fuck did you just fuckin' spew at me, you little shit? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cincinatti School for Creative and Performing Arts, and I've been involved in numerous scat videos on Pornhub, and I have over 666 confirmed clogs. I am trained in Glam Metal and I'm the top logger in the entire BVB Army. You are nothing to me but just another slidder. I will clog you the fuck up with logs the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, suck my fucking hole. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me from the moshpit? Think again, slidder. As we speak I am clogging my secret network of fangirls across Ohio and your ticket is being voided right now so you better prepare for the shit, asshole. The shit that chokes out the pathetic little thing you call your throat. You're fuckin' clogged, kid. I can log anywhere, anytime, and I can clog you in over Sixx hundred ways, and that's just with my fiber diet. Not only am I incredibly sexy on the cover of every album, but I have stocks to the entire laxative supply of the Johnson & Johnson Corporations and I will use them to their full extent to smear your miserable lips with the cream of my asshole, you little logposter. If only you could have known what steamy diarrhea your little "shitty" comment was about to unleash into your mouth, maybe you would have relaxed your fucking throat. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're slidding the log, you goddamn teen. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fuckin' clogged, sliddo.
>>767877626
>>767877689
boring newfag trash
what the fucks going on in here
I’m a 27 year old Japanese Logsucker (I suck Andy's Creamy Logs down my fucking throat for those of you who are immature). I draw Log memes on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my gag reflex and playing superior Black Veil Brides albums. (Wretched and Divine: The Story of the Creamy Ones, Rebel Logs,We Suck These Logs)
I train with my throat every day, this superior toilet can suck clean through Andy Sixx's asshole because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other toilet on earth. I earned my anus license sixx years ago, and I have been getting filled with more creamy logs every day.
I suck massive, smelly brown loafs expertly, both girthy, clogging ones and slimy, explosive ones, and I slurp corn-studded ones as well. I know everything about Andy Sixx's personal biography and his Logshido code, which I swallow 100%
When I get my American visa, I am moving to Hollywood, California to attend a Black Veil Brides performance to learn more about their magnificent throat-cramming abilities. I hope I can become a porta-jon toilet for BVB's tour bus or Andy Sixx's personal yard!
I own several hot topic chains and belts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Hollywood, so I can fit logs in my throat easier. I hide in public toilets and suck logs of shit as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to produce a big one as steamy as Andy's.
Wish me luck in Hollywood!
>>767877854
logless shills btfo
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boring newfag trash
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boring newfag trash
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boring newfag trash
>>767878575
hot diggity damn these breads are entertaining (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง
>>767878807
Best on /b/
>>767879094
sad but true
>>767879195
Not sad, this shit is great
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>>767879296
boring newfag trash
>>767879403
literally you.
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge logloaf HEUH
>>767879763
KEK
>>767879842
One of the best
boring newfag trash
>>767880544
Dubs logged
>>767880795
Nice. OC?
what if the logless shill and the logposter are the same person arguing with himself
>>767880855
It's new but not mine, friend who also logpost made it. He did the Logbowski .webm, too.
>>767881043
Tell him nice work for me, always appreciate new OC.
-archivist
Does Andy know about his army of logposters on /b/ who want to eat his shit
>>767881315
Google Andy sixx
There is no possible way he doesn't know. Also I have this saved from about a months ago
>GF won vip tickets for two @ house of blues in houston, off local radio station
>we're from katy but everyone knows house of blues
>bvb and asking alexandria
>heard of them but never cared about that genre
>she was really excited to go because she likes those sorts of bands
>after the show we were given a chance to meet all the band members in a nearby lounge
>I didn't really care much but I was kind of tipsy and I put two and two together and figured "oh, andy sixx? the fucking log meme guy?"
>I didn't even realize this was the guy until I heard his name and saw him
>actually approached my gf for a picture and I didn't bother
>he turned to me because I was standing there expecting me to say something
>I just said 'hi' and shook his hand with my arm around gf
>it was really loud still so I just drunkenly smiled and felt happy to see my gf happy
>he turned back to her, still smiling. I guess he liked her makeup and zombie facepaint
>I raised my voice, leaned over a bit and asked "hey Andy? what's with the log things? the log meme?"
>he sort of paused. then turning away suddenly as I could still see the left side of his face turn into a frown
>almost stormed off but very gently ignoring everyone else trying to approach
>he disappeared
>we hung around and drank with a few other fans
>>767881093
Will do.
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>>767880646
These were all the ones I've made. Lol I didn't post the flag, someone else did, but made it. Seen a couple others being re-circulated. Feels good.
>>767881508
Keep up the good work! Oldfags like me sick of the porn appreciate it
>>767881732
This is absolutely true, I speak from experience
>>767867324
Trying to Log a horse ehh?
>>767881674
Thanks, here's some OC pasta.
Our peoples in Iceland have very honorable traditions! Let me elaborate on our most famous.
Every new year, on the first Sunday of January, within the community in preparation for the coldest temperatures of our winters, we will hold a sequence of activities in succession.
A very short community trek to the nearest pond, lake, or body of water is required. Longtables and tents will be set up fashionably for the celebration.
>>767882011
The first event is what we have taken to calling "The Dump Tank", or informally "Dumping."
The eldest are obligatory nominees for this activity, as their weakened sphincters are most suitable and the walk will loosen them up nicely. The elders will sit upon chairs atop several beautifully hand-crafted mechanisms that are rigged up to a target. When the target is triggered, the chair will collapse and the participant is dropped. The device is suspended above the water, and children will have the first attempts at hitting the targets. We are very conservative people here though and do not use a ball, or a rock, for example. The children must squat and dig around their backside for any fecal matter to use as their projectile. This has always been my favorite part of this activity. If a participant does succeed in hitting the target with their excrement, the elder is dropped into our coldest of Icelandic waters. The drastic change in temperature instantaneously evacuates the bowels of the elder.
>>767882042
The next event is the most interactive and most fun for the children. After the dumping, the children will rush to the waters and begin what we call "Log Bobbing", or just "Lobbing" is fine.
With hands behind their backs and using nothing but their mouths and teeth, they must fish out as many of the fresh elder nuggets and logs that they can. Brown pebbles are generally frozen solid by the time they are reached and many can be collected in the mouth at one time. The children will bring their collection and spit them out onto the longtables. Once a sufficient amount of feces is harvested from the elders, the final phase of the celebration begins.
>>767882064
The final event is fun for the entire community, in which everyone will sit down to enjoy what we call "The Last Supper of Sixx." An evening-long feast limited only by the volume of your stomach and intestines. Water is boiled, bread is baked, and places are set among the tables. The table is topped with an abundance of many popular fecal delicacies made from the harvest. "Poopoo platters" if you will. Steamy stool chowder, sourdough breads with a creamy spread, and even dreamy shit sorbets for dessert to name just a few.
The Icelandic tradition will leave the community and its families stuffed from both ends for the harsh upcoming weather.
>>767882011
OC dubs logged
Reminder that logposter is a 40+ year old fatass virgin with terriblephotoshopskills and zero friends. He smells like piss and crippling loneliness; a truly pathetic individual who derives pleasure from rustling the Jimmies of easily-baited newfags. He will die alone in a pile of jizz-rags and empty pizza boxes. Nobody will miss him except for his dog, who only likes him because he gets to lick peanut butter off his balls. Sage grows in all fields.
I'm not laughing
>>767882132
I wonder who posted this
>>767882177
Indeed, the names Rajesh.
>>767882177
dubs logged
some logless shill in a third world country. he can't even afford BVB tickets kek
>>767882275
Shocking that you can't avoid a thread about poop
>>767882122
Dubs logged, throat clogged
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/slidding
>>767866765
Gris the fuck up. I am so ambarrased that you are so immature.
>>767882333
Trips fucking logged
Loggers on fire tonight
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>>767882394
Trips logged, throats clogged but were all nignogged.
>>767882686
I'll hear that
El Sixxo
>>767882622
>address logged
Fucking kek
>>767882744
Kek, dubs logged
