i hate these fuckers
how do you deal with them? I always have a bad time putting em on, it completely detaches me from the experience and if I'm not fast enough I just lose my boner, it's like that seinfeld episode
I never, in 15 years of experience managed to put a condom on and have sex without issues
>>767861410
Enjoy paying child support and aids treatment
>>767861620
Virgin
>>767861410
Pinch and roll, literally takes 2 seconds mate, make sure it's right way out. It's not hard to fuck with protection. I legit think you are retarded OP. Always be safe, never go bareback unless you are aware of the risks it entails
>>767861410
>>767861750
when u are in the doctor's office and they're drawing your blood and you're actually worried you might have something, you'll figure it out.
when you go to the dermatologist with bumps on your dick and it turns out you've got warts that they're going to freeze off, you'll figure it out.
>>767861934
Never happened, you virgin.
Every time I wear a condom I cum in less than a minute. Raw dog I will go for hours and have to pound it at 200mph to even get close to cumming and I will usually lose it and never cum. It's like if I don't wear one I can't get off and if I do wear one the sex is lousy and regrettable. I think I have it the worst all around.
>>767861410
I had this with regular condoms. Then I bought larger ones and the problem disappeared.
>>767861750
Because I'm not stupid?
I've had anal and my dick was clean after
>>767862212
take a condom and blow air into it. you can put a fucking condom over your arm up to the elbow.
bigger condoms are an ego stroke. latex stretches.
>>767862307
>anal
Closeted homo detected
>>767862307
>>767862201
It's all in your head m8
>>767861410
Only had 7 prego scares with my gf the last 3 years without condoms (ignore the two times she had to take the abortion pill, but technically, I would count it as normal pill). Don't use them, they are overrated.
>>767862212
this ain't cause your dick's big it's cause you can't get properly hard, when you're rocking a 3/4 chub then it pinches into the flesh and cuts off blood more and kills the whole vibe
>>767861410
>i hate these fuckers
Nobody likes them but I don't know who she's been fucking and she doesn't know who I've been fucking and it's less of a hassle than an STD.
>>767862348
Smaller condoms are still tighter and sometimes squeeze your dick too much. If I throw on a magnum it's nice compared to an orange Durex or something.
>>767862602
Shrimpdick detected
>>767862348
you obviously have a small dick, else you would know better. try to put on latex gloves a few sizes too small. you'll probably get them over your hand, but it will not feel good. a condom that fits shouldn't just stretch over your dick, it should feel fairly comfortable while you wear it.
>>767862550
Not the pills are overated, but the condoms are. She has to take the pills and she is the sub.
>>767861410
>I never, in 15 years of experience managed to put a condom on and have sex without issues
>>767861410
My only real hangup is that the rubber smells like ass even before putting it on, and the damned things rubs her pussy wrong. Bam, no condom and she's clawing my back, screaming for me to fuck faster or folding her legs around my ass to drive it all the way into her womb.I got 2 kids,.... every time I pulled out we never got a bun, the 2 times I came in her on purpose, she swelled up like a balloon with a 8 pound kid each time.
>>767861410
try larger condoms
>>767862735
8x5.5 here buddy
>>767862968
>Implying OP needs larger ones
I have a 9.5" girth penis and even I can fit xs, it is not pleasant, but it is no problem
>>767862761
try and stretch a latex glove over your elbow. try and stretch a condom over your elbow.
condoms are incredibly thin, because they are going to be dealing with soft things like flesh.
latex gloves are three times or more thicker, as they are meant for maximizing protection, rather than maximizing tactile feeling.
but i mean if paying more for a little ego boost is worth it to you, then by all means, shrimpdick.
>>767863132
Sorry, meant circumference, still far above average.
>>767863059
Manlet
>>767863132
nobody cares about your dick, but thanks for agreeing with me
>>767863293
No, condoms are flexible. I can fit xs for sex just like my usual size. I only have problems when taking some XXL size, it screams creampie.
>>767863164
>reddit spacing
just because you can't feel a difference with your small dick doesn't mean other people can't feel a difference. you insecurity is obvious.
>>767862307
Probably because you were the one taking it up the ass.
>>767863569
great point
>>767863452
>Implying white people shouldn't take the xxl condoms
>>767863719
Can you not? Or go back to /pol/?
>>767863452
>>767861410
>bad experience wearing condoms
>>767863132
>xs condoms are not pleasant
>>767863852
>xs condoms are not pleasant
Did you ever have to use them? Sex is Sex, but your penis only swells to 60% of its size.
>>767861410
Last one I used broke ended up cumming inside
Sucks cause I didn't see it coming fast enough to feel it like desired
>>767864014
I don't know if they were "xs" (what does that even mean?) but I used some that seemed smaller than the standard 54mm condoms, which are also too small for me. I managed to get them over my dick after the girl failed. was very unpleasant and had her blow me to finish instead of cumming in the condom.
>big dick + phimosis here
She usually prefers a condom since going in raw hurts a little and brings me down to 3/4 chub, feels good for me tho
>>767863132
As someone with 6in girth, I wanna see pics of this supposed 9.5in girth lmaoo
>>767862761
this
>>767863164
dumbass
>>767862048
you're a fucking cum guzzling rtard kill yourself you absolute bottom tier nigger faggot
>>767864617
I corrected myself, I would be 5.5, but my dick is a mutant, being 0.5 when unerect, 7in length when errect and 6 girth when erect. It makes me a monster almost not able to masturbate. But I cum buckets when women try to grab it and wank me , their hands look so cute.
