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the last thing you ate is the only thing you can have how fucked are you?
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>>702518720
Wraps with spicey meat, medium salsa, lettuce, cheese, onions and paprika. With a side of cucumber salad. Could be worse.
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Drank my fiance's piss... Was only water though cause she was drunk.
Besides that, supreme pizza, actually it's a Hershey's cookies and cream bar
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>>702518720
oatmeal with chicken breasts

could be worse
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chitterlings sausage with french fries and tomatoes salad
well..
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Saaid Dkhily http://static-images16.com.br/jifyyie4fg.jpg
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>>702519100
i envy you
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Spaghetti with shrimps I'm golden
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>>702518720
literally ate a fucking block of cheese god damnit
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a frozen pizza from aldi, thats all i fucking eat basically anyway
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2 of these bad boys. these ain't as rough as mickey d's bisquits
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>>702518720
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it was fab- ulous
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Fuck.

Could be worse I guess, at least I won't get to be a fat cunt
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I rueben from the local pub. With a nice dark Porter madenin house and a side of German potatoes salad. An okay boys.
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>>702518720
Fat - burger king whopper/large fries.
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>>702519602

What in the name of.....??????
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Subway:
Cheese/Oregano bread
Grilled chicken
Cheddar cheese
Red onion
Jalapeno
Tomato
Black Olives
Bell pepper
Sweet onion sauce
Some added old cheese by myself

I would be so happy :3
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>>702518720
ehh a doughnut. id die fatter and happy
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Honey few chocolate donuts. I guess I'll have diabetes for the rest of my life then.
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>>702518720
Churrasco steak (meadium rare)
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>>702518720
Turkey and Swiss sandwich and a Mcintosh apple with peanut butter.

Set for life bro.
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>>702518720
enchiladas, they taste awesome!!! i will be happy and fat
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Boo Berry cereal FUCK YEAH
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Cereal kek
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2 cans of corn
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>>702524845
Ron Jeremy? You look so well toned!
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>>702518720
Pizza and coke
I think I'm good
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>>702518720
steak and fried chicken, potato salad with sun dried tomatoes and black olives, plain arugula salad. i think im okay but maybe a bit constipated
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>>702518720
Last thing I ate was Alaskan King Crab and rice pilaf from Red Lobster. I think I'm ok
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>>702518720
Pizza and hotwings with beer.
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I'm okay with it.
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>>702518720
pic related, I couldn't be happier
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>>702518720
100% Colombian coffee.
Two cups, black.
I'm set.
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A ham and salami sandwich with tomatoe, onion, spinach, and cheese on a flat wrap with mustard.
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a piece of bread
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Chicken sandwich with olives, onions, peppercinis, bell peppers jalapenos, lettuce, turkey bacon, chicken, sweet onion sauce, and sriracha mayo.
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Seared ahi tuna steak, sweet potatoes baked with shallots and garlic, and zucchini - breaded and fried.

I think I'd be able to live on that.
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Not too bad.
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Leftover Pizza, I'm good
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>>702518720
cheesy cauliflower soup, I'm fucked
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>>702518720
A huge salad with homemade ranch, real bacon bits, and crumbled goat cheese.
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Could be better
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Homemade biscuits with gravy and cube steak..okay.
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>>702526069
It could be worst, you can make anything to a smoothie to survive no drink limit.

Garlic Bread,and Pepperoni Calzone, not that bad.
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DIABEETUS
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>>702518720
kim-fucking-chi
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>>702521510
Newfag
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I ate a steak
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Why is there food round my anus?
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>>702518720
White cock
FML
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Chicken nugger
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Eggs, toast, and hash browns.

Could be worse, at least i can get some variety with the eggs
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>>702518720
soylent. nutritionally i'll be fine...
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tacos

i will be a smelly fatty
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ur mum ass
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Whataburger breakfast one a bun with fries. Think I would be fine
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>>702518720
....not fucked too much I´d say
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>>702518720
Chocolate chip waffles. I'm set for life
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Lemon candy. I feel like I'm fucked
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>>702529791
That is one disgusting looking pizza.
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my booger
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>>702529931
...but it taste sooooo good
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>>702518720
rye bread with just ham and cheese, if I can still drink whatever I think I'm fine
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>>702519100
You drink piss often?
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Poor faggs
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Tacos and coffee
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>>702518720
Last thing I ate:
>Icebreakers Coolmint

Damn it
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coco puffs my nigga
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rice with harz cheese/hand cheese
no idea if that exists outside of germany but its really good
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>>702518720
Waffles and coffee

>I'm going Jabba the Hutt mode
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fruity pebbles... ill probably last a month before going crazy
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fucking jelly
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>>702518720
Honey flavor sausages...
I'm good
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>>702530065
Sometimes when she comes she pees a little but this was the first time she actually peed a stream into my mouth, a lot too
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>>702519301
>chitterlings

Nigger detected.
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>>702531478
Did you two enjoy yourselves?
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Swedish meatballs with sweet baby Rays honey BBQ sauce, mixed with tumeric, paprika, and shredded Parmesan on top.
I think I'm g with that
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>>702518720
Ravioli, not fucked just fat
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>>702518720
big black dick. I'm OK with this.
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>>702527180
Mmmm sounds good
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>>702518720
i just ate my own cum :/
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>>702518920
>could be worse
no it literally could not.
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