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Colorado thread
fort collinsfag checking in
>>704521505
How is it up there, that's the one place I've never really been
Lakewood fag btw
Co springs/Monument
>>704521573
It's nice man. So many beautiful girls from CSU, lots of beer and shit
>>704521613
Nice where at? My parents live in Larkspur
Grew up in lakewood/golden. Military has me stationed in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. Should I move back to CO after my enlistment or is it full of cucks now?
>>704522119
Not many cucks, lot of stoners tho
>>704522119
lots of fucking traffic now. way worse than a few years ago
19 male boulder. Bi. Down to smoke or fool around
Went for a cruise for 3 hours, almost hit several deer. Fucking rats on stilts.
>>704522666
Damn. I've been thinking about heading out to Idaho when I'm done out here in the tundra
>>704523102
Idaho is nice, but I guess it's a pain in the ass moving around the state. E-W trips take forever because of the geography. I wanted to live there for a few months in the summer and just explore around but this was kind of a deal breaker for me
Longmontfag here
>>704522666
fucking a satan your speaking the truth
i used to commute from colorado springs up to denver
and not a fucking day, not fucking one went by where i was wasnt caught in a traffic jam due to some dumbfuck doing dumbfuck things on I-25
Arvada fag here. Rent is too damn high, gold thing that's not the only thing that's high
>>704523543
what's longmont like
>>704523906
get away from denver dude
i lived in pueblo for a while, i cant say i enjoyed that, just to many latinos who want to pretend it was mexico
but some smaller towns are nice, i hear canon city is pretty decent to live in, and so is salida
>>704521414
Wyoming/307 but 303/denver too...i'm bi-state ual...high!
Littlefun reporting in
>>704523676
where are you now?
>>704521414
anyone here go to the Co Springs comiccon? i made the mistake of paying for a 3 day pass to the Denver one, never doing that again
Englewood, 24/m/straight
Kik is kikyoursack
>>704524410
colorado spring now, i just dont commute to denver.
>>704524556
cool cool.. is it meth-topia, or are you living in an exempt area? lols
>>704524764
yeah meth is getting to be a real problem around here. fucking shit pots legal just go smoke that like the rest of us.
Here live from cenntinial
anyone have something for marissa o from denver?
>>704525081
centennial here too you know where Grandview Highschool is??
springs/fountainfag here
>>704525254
underage
>>704525342
I'm 20 I just live near there
>>704525254
Yeah, why?
>>704521414
Colorado Springs. Anyone ready for the ski season?
>>704525579
http://www.xvideos.com/video7021102/miss_colorado_teen_porn_video_long_version
>>704521573
I'm in Lakewood too, fag
>>704525789
I like this
Everyone from Colorado is a faggot prove me wrong. You homos are probably the main source of dick girl threads on my /b/
>>704526179
Arvada reporting in.
Fuck the traffic in and around Denver and fuck all you asshats who get into accidents because you can't drive. Cunts.
>>704524944
yeah, i really don't think there's any escaping that shit
Colorado Springs 719 reporting in you fag fucks. Cool to see some colorado fags here <3
who westminster here
>>704521414
Denver fag reportin. 25.
live just by e evans and quebec.
>>704526179
I'll say that if you reply to this post, no one from Colorado is gay by choice, only because you suck cock so very well, that you've converted so many that it seems we're all gay, and the source of it all.
Colorado Springs checking in as well. Why is it that no one does anything interesting at all in this city?
congress park/capitol hill reporting in. Born and raised here. Still live at home cause I'm a loser. It's been amazing watching this city change
>>704526179
>my /b/
>>704523906
Not if you live in NW Arvada with the cows and the horses.
>>704527246
Are your cock sucking skills up to par though....?
>>704527432
hey man, what's with the hostility bro?
Male 20 Boulder. Colorado fuckin rules
>>704525789
she was a runner up back in 2012.
who gives a fuck, they're all whores anyways.
>>704527627
Until you're out of college and have to pay your own rent and bills and shit.
Enjoy school kiddo.
>>704527540
not hostile at all mang, sorry if I come across that way. anyway...fuck right off
>>704527540
First day on /b/ huh?
boulderfag checking in
>>704528161
first time taking bait on /b/ huh?
Greeleyfag reporting in
>>704527917
colorado would still rule even if I was homeless. Just looks so beautiful here.
>>704521810
Yeah I go to CSU so you don't even know
>>704528376
so hostie....skills checked..need your colorado sprgs. nubby bubbie
>>704528617
CSU girls are fuckin pigs compared to CU girls. I don't give a fuck about the school rivalry, it's just a fact.
>>704527540
Colorado trap detected
>>704528617
Clearly he knows. you dumb shit.
>>704528830
0 fucks given. Wish there was high def footage.
>>704528617
i did too, and have to go back to finish 2 classes next year. stoked.
Also I live right off of campus so I get to watch them walk by my window all day. Can't wait for yoga pants to come out
>>704527917
I'm not that guy but I'm a student, and work, and pay rent and bills? It sounds like you're just a washed up faggot who never took responsibility while in school.
Anyone know a girl named Josephine in Pueblo
>>704528941
and all you do is look huh cheeto /b/oi....
>>704521414
Evergreenfag checking in with picture of state battleship.
>>704529082
who don't kno Jo Jo...ffs
>>704529211
true shit, you have her nudes? Since almost everyone does
>>704529152
I live with my girlfriend so yea. Besides what am I going to do? Run outside and chase them down yelling "Hey! Lemme holla at ya!" until they fuck me?
state fossil, you niggers
>>704529393
who'd waste their fucking time lol. you must be talking about a diff josephiend
Co Springs checking in
Bump. From 303
Anyone have Summer's pics?
>>704528944
Sure, kiddo.
>>704529501
ahh, i get it now...total beta fuck...lol sorry, thought you were...you know, of human importance
This wouldn't be such the degraded shithole it is.. if it weren't for all the the other states' rejects and drug addicts moving here
>>704529982
Dat insecurity game strong, kiddo
>>704527221
Because there's nothing to do in the springs but hike the incline a hundred times a year and do drugs
>>704530055
This.
>>704529839
yeah
>>704528547
like we need more fucking homeless here?
>>704530055
always someone else's fault. Amirite, anon?
>>704530486
Yeah. John Dickenpooper for bringing them here because of pot
Live out east of the springs. Originally from pennsylvania. Moved out here 6 years ago. Colorado has its ups and down.
>>704530366
And that only takes about 35 minutes, 3 times a week. Pamphlet said so.
303
>>704530568
lol yeah...there wasn't any pot going on 'till lickinpooper
>>704530284
I'm doing fine.
Would you like to compare dicks?
>28
>made just under 100k last year
>got some capital investors to start my business next year with a couple of other friends
>have a place in wash park
>have a place in summit county that I go to almost every week
you go, kiddo.
>>704530690
what'sit like being so fem, but with such magna-max hands?
>>704530724
What kind of business?
>Inb4 'Head/Vape Shop'
>>704530690
what's your snap?
>>704530724
sure, i'll compare..you win, you're a bigger dick than I
>>704530724
>19
>Work at Google as an intern
>surprisingly make $6k a month (and you can google that, friend)
Sorry I'm not as good, but I don't even have a degree yet, sry
>>704528391
Greeley fag here as well
>>704530934
lol no, some IT nerd shit for smaller businesses, like head/vape shops.
>>704530961
Why? Know her/have your own?
>>704524222
Why the fuck would you live in pueblo. Also colorado springs fag reporting. The only time I go to pueblo is when i want to get fucked up cheap, and a guaranteed lay. Then if i'm still around i hit some trails out west in the san isabel.
Hottest freshman?
>>704526868
Fed Heights close enough?
>>704528391
>>704531224
I'm sorry
>>704521414
Colorado is the state of drug-addled retarded filth. Bums and rejects from all the other states are flooding in there full force now for marijuanas. lol
Change collecting scroungy degenerate libtarded scums on every corner "got any change!?" I literally tripped over 3 of them today walking into Little Caesar's pizza. Every highway exit has a dozen of them sleeping under tents and beating their dirty fecal mattered cover drums, with trash bags and toilet paper scraps all over the grass.
Colorado is now officially the asshole of California. lol
>>704531271
no, im just in colorado/interested
>>704530985
K.
You're still a child, so enjoy college while you can, but soon enough you'll have to pay your own bills and shit and places like Boulder become pretty pricey even if you're doing OK financially.
>>704531644
GOT ANY CHAENGE? GOT ANY MARIJUANA?? *falls over in the bathroom shitting himself before he chucks a needle into the needle dispenser now in Colorado bathrooms
>>704525850
Nice, where?
I'm near addenbrook park
>>704531644
>Insults Coloradans
>manages to shit on himself in the process by admitting to eating at little caesars baked cardboard.
>carries on his little rant
>>704531644
>Asshole of california
Nigger thinks an asshole would be is 700 miles east of the body.
Your thinking Mexico.
>>704531925
GOT ANY CHANGE? GOT ANY CHAENGE? MARIJUANA. GOT ANY CHANGE? ! GOT ANY CHANGE
>>704531925
this.
>>704531925
>>704531982
>>704532062
>>704531925
Are you even native to Colorado?
>>704521414
Broomfield / Westminster reporting
>>704532232
Not technically, I was born in Texas but I moved to CO at like 6 months old. So even though I've been here 21 years, I cant technically call myself native. No.
>>704532345
i believe i've seen this faggot panhandling at an intersection exit before
>>704532138
quality meme m8
>mfw your typical Texans l0l
>>704531633
Haha
>>704532601
you forgot to put a weed nugget in there
>>704532480
I went to high school with him. He'd bum cigarettes off nearby construction workers and probably sucked a few off
>>704532512
apert syndrome
>>704532730
low quality shoop
how many coloradofag homeless niggers wanna suck good'ol donalds dick for a hand full of change?
suck my big long white donald dick for some marijuana
steamboat springs master race reporting
>>704532859
ITT: big fat retarded colorado weed smoking neckbeards
on Smoky Hill with a half ounce of tree
>>704534195
faggot
>>704521414
aurora here, someone send help
englewood reporting
what do you guys think of sundays on Federal?
>>704524437
>i made the mistake of paying for a 3 day pass to the Denver one, never doing that again
why?
>>704525180
do you know how many Marrisas there are in Denver?
>>704524098
mexico
>>704521414
Your hockey team is garbage fam
>>704531644
>Little Caesar's pizza
kys
no Molly H?
>>704536271
kek a furry
>kys
congrats /b/ you've made me ashamed of being from Colorado
>>704528391
>>704531224
And now I don't feel safe in my own town.
>>704528830
My Highschool, though I attended long before they even rebuilt it to what it is today, and what the media saw. The one I went to looked completely different, and wasn't nearly as big.
>>704536350
you mean this?
>>704536382
the best animal is a dead one
mc nuggets are the best, kill baby chicks
>>704536588
Hey... now don't say that, I have autism and I am a furry. The best partner you can find will have a big throbbing red knot. Colorado furries 2016!
>>704536460
No kidding. Should consider finding a state worth moving to since Colorado is turning into a shit hole. We need California and Florida to legalize so a good portion of the trash coming here can fuck off.
>>704528822
And all CU girls are riddled with STDs. What can you do? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This is what your typical Colorado woman looks like. A huge fat pig who eats even more after weed makes her hungry. lol
Lakewood/ Littleton reporting in
>>704522666
Yeah, this, sadly.
Anyone got any sweet colorado nudes? Especially from castle rock
>>704522666
You can thank John Dick-In-Pooper for letting in all the weedfags
diseased chubby Mexicans look out.
>>704539906
yeah, we heard you the first time
>>704521414
Growing weed for a living. gotta love Colorado.
You faggots need let this shit thread die.
Quit bumping it
>sage'd
>>704541335
yeah, and you probably aren't even native.
gtfo
>>704541425
bump, because fuck you
Not from Colorado but the Avs are my boys!!
Arvada here. I would love to live on the NW side. Too poor tho.
>>704541506
nooooooooooooope. moved from the east coast when they legalized got a huge ass plant count and started shipping that shit all over the country
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>>704539651
Hey! I live in Castle Rock!
Great seeing all you other Colofags up this late. Why are you up?
>>704542665
nice man. did you go to school there?
>>704542769
I work like 2-10pm. You?
>>704542769
work midnights in denver
>>704542665
>>704543002
what you guys do for a living?
>>704542781
Nope, night a house up here. Moved up from the Springs.
>>704542859
Baby woke up
>>704543002
>>704543305
Brakeman with Union Pacific
>>704543305
Oil and gas logistics. You?
>>704543327
Nice, I grew up in Larkspur
>>704543464
I'm a teacher for HS kids in an after school type extracurricular thing (can't be more specific because it would be easy to ID me if I did, haha)
>>704543464
I used to be a wellsite geologist, but couldn't rely on the hours with oil prices the way it is now
>>704543723
I'm so fucking lucky... I can't believe how things have gone. Seen people all over have to change.
>>704543994
a big part of it is that both the oil company I worked for and the small geology consulting company I worked for never picked up any new leases, rigs, or contracts. They just kinda let themselves run out of work
>>704541425
I'll do one last bump
