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Superpowers with limits thread
I'll start
>Can fly
>>704529197
cant slow down
>>704529197
But can't come back down.
>have x-ray vision.
>>704529500
Can only see the skeleton
>>704529500
>Your dick shrinks half a cm Everytime you use it
>>704529500
but only in darkness
>dont have to sleep
>>704529641
>But eyes have to be closed at all times
infinite cums
>>704529954
Can only score 3/10's
>Ability to create prefect games
>>704530264
but no one can play them
>>704530264
>Only for the Atari 2600
Invulnerability
>>704530753
only against white suburban couples
telekinesis
>>704530753
>but as crippled as Steven Hawkings
>>704530858
>Have to one hand on your dick to work
>>704530951
>implying it wouldnt be there anyways
can travel back in time up to 10 minutes
>>704530858
>but objects only move at a high velocity towards your own face
>>704530858
>Have to be touching the object and can weigh no more than 50lbs.
Teleportation
>>704531076
but the worse of the outcomes you created becomes the reality
the ability to walk through walls
>>704531076
>become unconcious for 10 minutes every time
>>704531148
>Can teleport only 2 feet away
>>704531148
but only places you can walk to within an hour
>>704531148
Can't control where you teleport
>Super speed
>>704531283
That'd be useful as fuck though.
>>704531148
>you actually die when you use it and create an identical clone in a new location
ability to pass through objects
can fall asleep instantly
>>704531298
>Lose legs
>>704531201
>That are made of paper
Invisibility
>>704531346
>never wake up
>>704531346
>Have intense real nightmares you can't wake up from
>>704531346
But always sleep for exactly 8 hours
>>704531321
Go wherever you want in increments anyway. You'll be there like a few seconds slower than if you telported normally
>>704531334
That's actually pretty bad ass
>>704531392
>makes extremely loud train whistle noises that can't be stopped
the ability to make someone have sex with you
>>704531201
But your action replay constantly crashes
>ability to visualize the location of any person or thing
infinite stamina
>>704531392
only when no one can see you
>includes cameras
time travel
>>704531429
Nooooooo!
>>704531607
>cum instantly in sex
>>704531606
but only when they have diarrhea
>>704531583
>Only works on elderly 70+
>>704531657
>>704531607
so whats different?
>>704531622
Only to your last heart beat
>>704531334
Good movie that.
Can create wealth and money out of thin air
create voodoo dolls of people and control their actions
>>704531557
I kekd
>>704531321
Useful hell, could make it half-way across country in an hour going by line of sight alone. You really could do some superhero shit there anon.
>>704531583
>orgasms are extremely painful and lasts for a week
Became God.
>>704531774
>voodoo dolls
nice cultural insensitivity
>triggered
>>704531879
of islam
>>704531298
>but you can only run for seven second intervals with a 5 hour recharge period
Freeze time
>>704531879
your mom finds your porn, this can not be nullified by god status.
>>704531879
muslims
>>704531879
Don't know it, and are a cute Japanese girl with a yellow ribon
>>704531955
Kek and checked
>>704531955
>>704531971
mivehind
you can save harambe
>>704532065
but you have to live as a shitty fucking dead meme
>>704532065
At the cost of the little boys life
Total control of matter, space and time
>>704532065
>le funi meme
>>>/facebook/
>>704531764
>of defunct currency
>>704532065
>he rips your arms off
Manipulate gravity
You can no clip irl.
>>704532151
Only in a comic book and your dad is a dick
>>704532151
But only with objects containing currently undiscovered elements.
>>704532151
>itty bitty living space
a gf
>>704531764
It's Zimbabwe money.
>can breathe underwater
>>704532065
>but he's a gorilla so he rips you to fucking shreds
>>704532185
Only in your own body
your brain can process knowledge and use it at the speed of a super computer
can control the size and shape of your dick
>>704532281
but she bleed every month for several days
>>704532309
But only distilled water
>>704532309
>have grotesque gills
>>704532175
>>>/f/acebook
Do you even bluetext, you fucking kak?
>>704532370
youre always cut
>>704532375
kek
>>704531964
>Cooldown time equal to the time you spend using power
Make anything solid appear in-hand
>>704531414
you can actually do this right now! It isn't even that hard.
>>704532200
>But it glitches out at random, meaning you can get stuck in walls and shit
Can generate money
>>704531991
And constantly molest your shy friend with nice tits
>>704532370
But you live in a world of sissy, trans and 4chan
>>704532367
But you need to first go to a university for 20 years
>>704532473
monopoly money
>>704529197
I have the power to have all power, doesnt work while sitting on toilet
can explode at will
>>704532385
Kek
>>704532309
Only in sewage.
>I'm bulletproof.
>>704532440
Only poop
>>704532607
but suffering from explosiophobia
but any money you generate decimates economies
>>704532607
only works while sitting on a toilet
>>704532607
>never die, have to reassemble with surgery
>>704532648
only works while sitting on a toilet
The power to finish what hitler started
>>704532440
>Literally appears inside of your hand
The inability to die
>>704532751
The holocaust wasn't real, so nothing happens
>>704532648
Only once.
> I am able to speak to animals
>>704532607
Radius is only 1 meter.
> Can fuck any girl I want
>>704532795
>>704531991
>She is a mangled survivor of both Hiroshima and Nagasaki
>>704532795
You continue to age
>Can punch a building over
>>704532814
You can only talk to animals, and most of them are really fucking stupid
>>704532847
>women can never fall in love with you
>>704532607
No regenative>>704532873
Still waiting for his return
>>704529954
But no big cums
>>704532847
but you're a homosexual man
>>704532847
You die as soon as you put it in
> can breathe fire
>>704529954
No pleasure from cumming or you cum blood.
>>704529954
You literally never stop cumming
Ever
can run super speeds while going up or down stairs
>>704532648
>Completely immobile
>>704530264
Games flop when they reach the market.
>>704532814
Can only tell them to hurt you as painfully as possible
>>704532751
Everyone is black and Jewish at the end of it.
>>704532989
But die of internal scarring
>>704532989
you breathe fire... ALWAYS
>>704529500
You can see them but not produce them, so useless under normal conditions.
>>704529197
Technopahy.
>cant use low hanging fruit like my brain can be hacked too.
>>704533032
I see no downside
>>704532751
>islam taking over europe within the next 50 years
Wish granted, I guess
>>704533141
living in the middle ages
>>704533041
But you can only walk while on level ground.
>>704529197
Tfw you start a erssuperpowers with limits thread but everyone turns it into a useless superpower thread
>>704532989
>but have severe COPD
>>704532921
Only buildings made out of gingerbread.
>>704532488
don't see the problem here?
Can travel through time, but only by one minute
>>704532989
>only underwater
>>704533156
When your brain overloads on dopamine and you are completely unable to experience pleasure anymore, you'll see nothing but downsides
>>704533041
can move legs on non-stairs
>>704533194
Ha. good one. now i can get the fuck to bed.
>the power of getting doubles
always off by one
>>704533305
can't*
get a college diploma instantly.
>>704529197
oops
The ability to become the Loli
Master of every musical instrument
>>704533391
ART DEGREES ONLY
Can pause time for everyone else.
>>704533391
>but it's only in gender studies
>>704533430
Is deaf
>>704533041
Your city only has one story apartments
>>704533430
Only works when playing with anus
>>704533416
Everyone else becomes the loli
And when everyone is loli, no one will be
>>704533442
No longer than 15 seconds. When time is un-frozen you're slow.
>>704533391
Music
>>704532977
brilliant
Become a super elite QB in the NFL
>>704533442
>you are paused when everyone else isn't
>>704533217
That's the point.
>>704533416
fucked by aids niggers
>>704533442
>Once you pop you just can't stop (you can't unfreeze time)
the power of super retard strength
>>704533552
>your dad wants you to work for the family business
>>704533430
>Only able to play techno music
>>704533576
Your brain is less functional than a normal brain. But dont worry anon, we can't all be at least average.
>>704533662
is equally retarded
>>704533629
I could deal with that.
>>704533552
>t-rex arms
The ability to shape shift into any person I want
>>704533552
never gets above third-string
>>704529197
Have powers like Gara of the sand but with cocaine.
>Have to carry a gourd of pure catalyst cocaine on your back for it to work.
>>704533662
Retarded dog strength
>>704533704
>Superpowers with limits
Are impairments not limits, anon?
>>704533552
>go Chris Benoit on your family from the brain damage
>>704533797
the other person has to allow it first
>>704533861
Constantly attracting druggies, blacks
>>704533797
you look like a doll whilst someone else
>>704533797
You only want to be yourself.
>>704533861
can't afford that much coke
>>704533935
Noooooooooo!
adored by everyone in the world
The ability to samefag
>>704533997
to the point people break into your house to meet you
>>704533797
>You only want to be Maisie "Smeagle" Williams
>>704533888
trips has spoken.
>>704533552
have to have intense sexual relations with skip Bayless
>>704533552
Can only throw a football during the off season.
>>704533997
Not this world.
>>704534024
posts on /lgbt/
Can manipulate emotions in the user and in people around them
>>704533997
Extremely ugly, smell like a jockstrap
>>704534024
Only when banned
>>704533997
>hate yourself
>>704533997
>You're the last man on earth
>>704531283
you fucking retard.
animals - domestic and wild alike - obey to my commands
>>704534114
have to see every individuals face first
>>704531602
>>704534114
You're a people around them. You can't control how it happens just that it does.
>>704534114
>Only at Psychopaths Anonymous
>>704534203
only cockroach species
>>704534114
Only works once a day and has a side effect of intense projectile diarrhea
>>704534203
But non animals actively avoid you.
>>704534203
But the commands must be restated every 20 seconds, or else they become incredibly hostile towards you
>>704534203
>a severe speech inpediement gets every message wrong
>>704534305
how do plants get away?
>>704534277
>>704534305
what, plants will uproot and walk away when you come by?
>oh shit it's anon let's go boys, fuck that ass hole
The ability to fuck
>>704534359
never watched naruto, don't get it
>>704534277
Hey fam, Turkey just quashed a rebellion/coup attempt. I'd be pretty scared of a nigga with the power to control those fuckers.
>>704530264
Steam only release.
>>704534407
only give fuck to people HIV positive
>>704533797
you start tripping if you stay too long as someone else
>>704534405
>Walk your way through the amazon
>Roads are built where you tread
Shit I think this might be better than the original power
>>704534409
the guy controls huge swarms of insects or something
>>704534407
>Only after your transgender surgery
The ability to never feel sadness and be loved
>>704534336
They leave
>>704534536
extremely loud at parties
>>704534536
only loved in platonic way
ability to grow any plants or trees instantly
>>704531334
You pass a kidney stone the size of your biggest testicle every time
>blood that causes immunity to disease
>>704534536
most people think you're cold hearted and avoid you
>>704534203
They all want to fuck you.
>>704534638
only disease it work on is smallpox
>>704534633
But they develop cancer as the mitosis corrupts the dna
>>704534497
>>704534633
plants die after 24hr
Bump all threads simultaneously.
>>704534873
>no one replies to your comments
clone myself once a day. clone is obedient and as capable as i am.
>>704534873
They all get 404'd
>>704534873
only on /hm/
>>704532274
kek, nice
>>704534932
clones decrease life-span by 10 years each
>>704534873
>Only on /mlp/
>>704535077
dubs confirm
ability to leave 4chan forever
>>704534596
fuck you.
>>704535145
can never access internet again
>>704534932
>Original dies within 24 hours after the cloning process.
Can change appearance at will.
>>704529197
The power to ignore downsides
>>704535216
only into cartoon characters
>>704535145
You can only use Tumblr
>The ability to win any gamble/lottery/raffle you choose.
>>704535242
> Has downs.
>>704535242
nobody sees the good in you
>>704535242
except you can't
>>704531602
checkmate, atheists
>>704534932
>Every time you create a new clone the previous one dies
>The clones are convinced they're the original you, and you both wake up on the same bed, naked and moved making it ambiguous as to which one is the original and therefore you'll always be wondering whether or not you'll die when you sleep. You convince yourself that if you kill the other you you will inherently stay/become the 'patient 0' so to speak.
Look on the bright side, you could always loot the organs before the other one wakes up. That'll make you rich in no time... Assuming you survive.
>>704535282
only if the pot is less than $10
>>704535282
>a nigger robs you after you discover you won.
>>704535242
even though you ignore them, they still exist
>>704535216
Fuck yo, you took my idea before I posted it
(c. >>704535344)
Anyways, you can only become an uglier person, meaning you can never become your original self again.
>>704532229
underrated
>my fucking sides
>>704535282
You're doctor gave you 10 days to live, therefore have no use for material wealth.
>The ability to discern exact hues of colors
The ability to bring fictional characters to life
>>704535568
but you went blind after staring at the sun too long
>>704535282
But everytime you do you get a debt on 69000000
>the ability to move as fast as light with destroying the universe and everything around me
>>704535581
only from yaoi, they want to fuck you
>>704535581
They lose all their supernatural powers and hate you for taking them out of their universe.
>>704535671
only in videogames
>>704535581
>trapped in the realm wherever they came from
>>704535671
You burn up after 0.0001 seconds of light speed.
>The ability to use emotional pain as currency
>>704535568
>Live in a black and white movie
>>704535568
You lose the ability to distinguish between different brightnesses.
>>704535661
If he's blind then he can't tell the exact hue of colours though.
>>704535908
only accepted in iraq markets
>>704535948
after he got the powers
>>704535568
You become THAT person who always tries to tell people what color is what. Everyone hates you for it.
The ability to live a happy, purposeful, and meaningful life with friends and/or 7+/10 gf.
>>704535908
>You live a completely happy life
This is like a reverse catch 22.
>>704531148
>can't unsheathe your katana, only after a three second teleportation cooldown
>>704536278
>purposeful
My /his/-tism is kicking in
>>704529197
But only jet blue
>Ice breath
>>704535581
>Limited to the TV series "Life After Humans"
>>704529954
But only when sleeping with men
>Super strength
>>704536711
Can only lift things 50kg or less.
>The ability to get (you)s.
>>704536711
But only when shitting your pants
>>704536574
>Only works in the Arctic
>>704536711
Can only use it to close things tightly
>>704531346
But wake up sleepy
>>704536278
but everytime you're with your friends/gf you will want to stay at home alone
This is by far the worst thread of this kind i have ever seen.
>>704536711
>Quadriplegic
>>704536952
Why?
Nope, never mind, I'm finally starting to feel up and you can't bring me back down.
>>704536952
but only when you're wielding a katana and a fedora
>>704537091
Witty
>>704536843
Worth it.
>>704537091
Reminder: Limitations should exclusively regard the power
>teleportation
>get stuck in walls
>20/20 vision
>only in the pitch black dark
>>704533490
kek'd
>can kill anyone on earth telepathically
>>704537550
Everyone would know you did it
The power to never have to wipe after taking a shit
>>704537628
Constantly constipated
Can transform matter into pure energy
>>704537814
Cannot contain the energy
>>704537628
>The excrement comes from your urethra
>Full sized, giant, hard turds coming from your penis
>>704537623
It'd turn out like that Twilight Zone where the whole town lives in fear of the kid with god powers.
>>704537814
can only expend energy on a sony walkman
>>704537964
Still useful
>>704537946
They'd just wait until he was sleeping to kill him, knowing that any confrontation with him conscious would result in inevitable death.
Realistically he'd be too much of a threat to keep alive, he'd have the ability to kill everyone in hours, maybe even minutes.
can hack into any computer
>>704537814
Can only use your own bodys matter
>can solidify fluids
>>704538141
The computer password has to be "password".
>>704529500
when using it you get eye cancor and go blind
>>704538134
True, but should some /r9k/ Anon get his hands on it, he'd probably murder the vast majority of the earth in a preemptive strike. Thus begins the era of chicken tendies and infinite good boy points.
>>704538216
>Unable to control ability, resulting in urine freezing while coming out of your penis. You're constantly being impaled by your own urine.
>>704529641
always tired
>>704538216
fluids must be pumped into your bladder before you can solidify them
>>704538216
only cum
>>704530264
only for LJN games
>>704538307
>cancor
Sounds like some hardcore Mad Max warrior with cans dangling from his armor.
infinite cash in my paypal
laser vision
>>704538532
But you can't remember the password
>>704538579
lazers emit in opposite direction and kill you upon first use
>>704538579
All you can do is read CDs
>>704538532
>you gave the wrong address
>>704531283
regular walking pace: 5km/h
instant teleportation in 5 km range
would account to a speed of 5 km/s = 18000 km/h
also you can repeat prozess
super power confirmed faggot, where is the downside!?
>>704538664
>>704532977
>>704532847
isn't this how real life works though?
what's so special about this?
Can fuck any dog I want
ability to turn as big or small as I want
>>704539034
stay that size forever
invisibility
