Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please. Please.
is it #OmegaTime in the shrine today?
>>704626787
Looks like the answer is no. How dreadful.
How will things go with my girlfriend?
~fred
bump
question authority
My pet rats died.
I should be fine, it was about four or six hours that I felt the worst, but I think I'll be okay.
More over, despite having recovered from my depressive state last year, my general motivation has been pretty shit.
Will I be able to find some frienda and maybe even get together with someone when i move in two weeks? ciry
Reimu I had a horrible day. Shortly after I woke up and logged on to say hello to my friends, the power went out because we couldn't pay the power bill. It was already a really hot day where I live, like 90+ F, and then there was no AC. And then my phone died so I couldn't use the internet, and it ended up coming back on around 8:00 PM tonight. How do I make myself feel better?
Oh right, I forgot to put the disclaimer about signatures this time.
>>704626980
Signs point probably not.
>>704627025
masturbate.
>>704627058
not allowed to do that anymore?
>>704626602
>>704627058
Reimu!!! How's it Going??
Nice feet, btw.
>>704626945
>*pats*
>>704627025
Use electricity on overdrive! Binge on that stuff! Do everything you wanted to do today and even more!
>>704627190
Or this, I guess.
>>704626945
I say this to everyone.
Try to get into the arts and do some exercises. It helps a lot.
>>704627128
>tfw Signs point probably not.
Hello everyone.
>>704627214
No. It's Global Rule 13
>>704627214
Some users got banned a couple of threads ago, so it's better to avoid taking chances.
Reimu, what are some home remedies for sickness?
Not that it will treat the kind of sickness I have, but I'm curious to hear what you do.
>>704626602
Im fixing to marry in two weeks i dont want to marry her because i am not attracted to her and she annoys me most of the time, but at the same time ahe loves me unconditional and is very good to me. Should i marry her because this is a good deal or leave her a seach for what will make ms happy?
>>i can go into detail if needed.
>>704627408
Such is life
>>704626602
http://www.pornhub.com/playlist/29098831
>jumps out of /bin/
OH BOY IT'S RAINING
HARD.
may lose power, so if you replied something that i posted, and if it takes a while or longer for me to reply, my power went poof
-worried meowbot
>>704626980
dont know if thats the name you wanted the fortune cookie to go to but if it is
>ciry has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Green", "76".
so im guessing possibly
get for reading
sneakysquid signing in
fortune tell me
>>704626602
Going for a get here
What will my love live be for the rest of this year?
My name is Hector
>>704626602
Social anxiety, jalp pls!
>>704627743
>>704627978
Rolling again
>>704628017
Once more
>>704627779
seems so. goddamnit all the moving will be stressfull enough and its for nothing.
how are you doing then?
>>704628059
Dubs?
>>704627972
I have AvPD and my life is miserable.
>>704627743
Me, personally? I haven't gotten any kind of sickness other than a headache in a long time, so for that I usually just lay around more than usual and put ice packs on my head. It usually works.
>>704627763
Don't marry someone you're not absolutely sure about, for one thing. What is it about making a lifelong commitment that would make your situation any better? Nothing, that's what.
As for whether to stay with her in general, that's something you'll have to figure out. But definitely don't marry her.
>>704627743
Hello.
A hot shower, two aspirin, and a couple Halls Mentholyptus works wonders if I fell a cold coming on.
>>704627972
>sneakysquid has extremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "31".
bad luck, gold might fix that
>>704627978
>Hector has extremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Friend", "23".
fortune cookie says badly
>>704628111
trips
>>704628222
>>704628111
I guess we're both lucky today
Can i get a fortune?
Fred here
>>704628067
Oh you know, just the normal stuff.
>>704627995
Hey, Hows it going?
>>704627797
You're lucky you're in Brazil, because the following countries may no longer post on the internet. I make the rules.
>Canada (fucking dumb and maybe too polite)
>Japan (can't into English/deny warcrimes/attract weebs)
>Finland and Norway (same cross and the flag and same people, really, just arrogant)
>New Zealand (Australia can stay)
>India (not until they learn to poo in loo)
>>704627365
Okay! Thank you!!
>>704628467
Hey mantis
>>704628422
yes fortunes can be found here
>Fred has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "56".
Hi everyone!
So I got together with that girl I'd been friends with for years over the weekend. Turns out she also had feelings for me.
I'm garbage at relationships though. It feels weird, probably because I'm used to being friends with her. I don't really know where to start. Could someone slide me some advice?
I'm also curious as to how the tarot thinks this will go for me.
Puntero, is my son going to have a happy life?
>>704628483
>Turns out he's from all of the countries he mentioned.
>>704628676
I'd say, probably just go on a date and spend time close to her, both physically and emotionally
>>704628111
>Queen of Swords (Reversed)
Overwhelming ambition. Greed and lust for power. Dangerous, even violent woman. Fanatical zeal. Abuse. Jealousy.
>Page of Swords
Sensing undercurrent of dangers afoot. Being privy to confidential matters. Being given inside information and warnings.
>Four of Cups
Feeling at a loss as to what can be done to improve a situation. Doubt. Melancholy. A disenchanting experience.
Sorry, Anonymous. It doesn't look good at all.
>>704628222
Alien vs. Predator disorder, huh? That's a tough one.
>Knight of Wands
One with an unusual way of looking at life, recognizing patterns and opportunities missed by others. He is somewhat unpredictable, making for stimulating company.
>Seven of Pentacles (Reversed)
Unwise loan or expense. A gamble gone wrong. Alarm. Impatience.
>The Moon
New mysteries will be uncovered, changing a familiar landscape as if lit by moonlight. Overwhelming emotions and fantasies may abound.
>>704628676
Invite her out and just go with it, don't get so exhausted planning much, alright?
>>704628135
>>704628164
Thank you. The problem is, some coalition of fancy higher-dimensional shitheads thought it was a good idea to travel across thousands of universes and combine all their versions of the common cold strains into one, and then expose it to the energies emitted during The Big Bang.
Reimu, Gensokyo always sound so nice, and it makes me sad that I can't be there and be cute and have cool magic like you guys. How do I deal with this? I tried to do it through lucid dreaming since I was 13, and now I'm almost 19 and it's never worked. The most that happened was that I had a dream where I was in my old school and I took pictures with Youmu.
Some girl asked me to help jump her car, and I just so happened to have jumper cables!
Except I spent 10 minutes trying to figure out where my battery was (the trunk), followed by trying to google which clamp goes to which place..followed by me giving up, because the jumper cables I had would not clamp on at all to either of our batteries.
So I never did jump her car after all, and I drove away in deep shame while she waited for the next person.
You can all make fun of me now.
>>704628676
pay close attention to her the first two months. Make sure she's in love with you, not the idea of being in love.
Also don't get to attached to quickly.
>>704629035
That sucks.
I hope you get well soon.
>>704628939
Actually, you know what, Reimu, I'm the mood for making some good old fashioned art.
What should I draw? I promise I'm a very good artist.
>>704629169
[loud hue'ing]
-meowbot
>>704628676
go out on a date where treat her like a girlfriend and not like a best friend. be sweet and romantic, anon.
>>704629341
Draw a cat
>>704626602
Good evening, Reimu-chan! How are you doing?
- Cirno
>>704628676
Don't overthink it
>>704629169
I don't know, you spent a lot of your time trying to fux her issue, she should've at least appreciated it even if you didn't manage to help her.
>>704629169
Why didn't she just call roadside assistance? Or have a proper set of cables in her car? She seems the one irresponsible and at fault here.
>>704629468
>giant chomp
-meowbot
>>704627374
Art skill has been pretty shit, so I don't bother. Been trying to get into melting metal, but haven't started up my furnace in a good while. Want to make a new one.
>>704627365
Thanks Reimu.
>>704629169
Pathetic.
She's having sex with the next guy right now.
>>704629169
I shouldn't laugh but that's honestly way to funny, sorry.
Now I need a new pair of sides.
>>704629653
r00d
>>704629169
Don't feel bad!
Look at everything you learned today. Next time it happens, you will know EXACTLY what to do! While we're at it, do you know how to change a flat tire? If not, look it up now, so you are prepared.
>>704629371
hello!
>>704629588
To "Fux" the issue...yeah, exactly what i meant...
>>704626980
Depens on the move.
Going from small town to a city?
Then yeah, you might find some friends.
Can't say much about you finding a partner though.
I'm moving next month too.
>>704629653
He dodged a bullet at least.
>>704629606
Do you come here only to bite me!?
- Cirno
>>704628835
>>704629416
>>704629502
I try. We hang out every so often as it is, but other than that she has a tight schedule because of schooling, so it's sort of limited to the weekends.
>>704629018
I know, I know, it's just the little things. The hand holding, the cuddles, the kissing, I don't know how to back into these things.
>>704629178
This has actually been a thing for a couple of years, anon. Just neither of us knew the other was interested.
Rerolling for tarot!
>>704629169
retard
>>704629169
Positive to Positive, Negative to Negative.
You're putting the batteries in Series, not trying to charge her battery.
>>704629169
HA HA
Also hi thread
>>704629341
Reimu's feet are always the answer.
>>704629468
I'm doing well, thanks! I finally got around to figuring out multiplayer mods in Civ today. So now we can play a game as Reimu and Cirno sometime!
>>704629606
You need a different gimmick, this one is getting a bit old.
Are Asterisk and Ika dating?
>>704628676
Nothing has to change, just spend time with her like you already do.
Mabe you get more cuddles is all.
>>704629899
For once I actually got dubs. Hm.
>>704626602
I'd like a home cooked meal from my future wife, Reimu-chan, instead of a tarot reading~.
>>704629169
smooth
>>704629902
have some dubs here >>704628288
>>704630048
hi seija
>>704630099
Speaking of reimu's feet, is that one guy from last wednesday back with better feet
>>704630230
I wish Reimu would hold me like that too...
>>704629899
>>704629606
got word no more signatures. They are starting to crack down on these threads.
>>704629902
alright then. Just dont get burnt walking the path.
>>704630048
Hi Seija.
>>704629902
You should let her take the lead in those kind of things, atleast that's what I think.
>>704630171
Who cares?
>>704630230
I'm on it...
>>704630099
Yes! I know that there are a lot of Touhou mods out there! That will be super fun!
>>704630048
Seija-chan! How are you?
- Cirno (When you forget to sign one post)
>>704629341
Hands, have fun trying to draw these!
>>704630048
Hi Seija, have you seen Box lately? He just vanished.
>>704629758
Hey Nep!
How are you??
Reimu, should sleep be had or should instead mistakes be made?
>>704629371
>>704629758
>>704629904
>>704629653
>>704630048
I know, I know, I deserve the laughs and rudeness~
>>704629588
She was appreciative! I just felt so bad.
>>704629603
She didn't have roadside assistance (I don't either..I think?), and she said her friend took her cables. Given how well this went though, I should look into getting it myself.
>>704629787
Umm..well I've *seen* somebody change a flat tire. I don't have a jack or one of those wrench things though..
>>704630043
That makes sense, I think I can remember that..I was thinking of writing it somewhere and putting it near my jumper cables, maybe with a visual. And maybe get new jumper cables..
>>704630277
The smoothest. What would guy-Chief had done?
>>704630477
>>704630466
Double dubs. Guess Marisa-chan is eating with us too!
The thread seems to be flying by. I will retire to overwatch soon.
- Cirno
>>704629169
Cringe/10
How can I be more like you?
>>704629899
Hi Cirno!
>>704630642
Was she cute?
>>704630642
Let it pass over you. It is done with. Worrying about it will only cloud judgement for next time.
>>704630495
Yeah he's a lot less active and keeps posting weird events on his steam group. Stuff like gonna delete this group, gonna make someone else admin...
>>704630511
Under stress but I can handle it.
>>704630810
Are those things safe to pick up?
>>704630099
Why doesn't Reimu-chan ever want to play games with me?~
>>704630841
I guess? I wasn't really focused on her, I was focused on trying to be a helpful person..
>>704630917
At least I know where my battery is for next time!
>>704630600
Do you want the correct answer or the one I'd choose?
>>704630779
What do you mean by "like me"?
>>704630738
Cooking for three now...
>>704630220
But that's not enough ;;
>>704630277
Thanks anon, I appreciate it!
>>704630305
It's alright, I'm actually a very effective fire retardant
>>704630312
You're probably right, but I'm so not flirty enough, and I don't have the worlds greatest social skills
Makes me feel inadequate, at least to her, you know?
>>704630642
It's called a Tire Iron. Pic Related is one type.
Each fitting is for a different size lug nut.
You can do this, Anon!
>>704630642
gotten it jumped since i know where to put the cables
>>704631211
Sleep would probably be the correct one but it's already 3AM. I might be in too deep.
>>704631175
You've never asked!
>>704631051
Some thing happen that you would like to talk about?
>>704631175
Sure you didn't peek her fat booty?
>>704631349
It's never too late. Would you rather sleep now, or sleep after the sun comes up?
>>704631521
Booty is always the most important
>>704631316
Can I clone you and put you in my roadside assistance kit?
>>704631303
I know, I know..one of these days I'll get a tire iron and jack and figure it out. uuuu..
>>704631521
No, but it sounds like you wanted me too! Did I fail you too?
>>704631358
That's because you've never expressed interest..
>>704631159
You could, if you want to.
>>704631484
I might get into a fight with my father, but, again, nothing I can't handle on my own. Also, theres the chance that nothing happens (or everything). Oh well.
>>704631272
Is she a turbo normie or something?
>>704631586
I have a class at 10am so sleeping in the morning wouldn't be an option.
So mine is kinda a doozy. I obviously already know the right thing to do I just have no one to talk to about it so gonna vent it here.
Basically a friend of mine, more like a lost puppy I take care of is dating this girl, he's a decent dude I suppose but we have had issues in the past due to his situation, he's high functioning autistic , he was always a weirdo but we just kinda found out officially.
Christ I'm bad at writing whatever.
Hrs dating this girl, super cool we all get along, I've kinda had a crush on her but I keep that shit to myself cause he's a friend and I've never acted on it or anything, anyway she tells me that she has feelings for me apparently, so I was like "that's tight"
But yeah I don't know how I feel about it cause he's my friend and all.
I just feel bad I suppose cause I don't know if I did anything subconsciously did anything to make this happen, I have no intentions of doing anything with her or pursuing it in any way shape or form. Not sure if I'm even looking for advice, just kinda stuck in a weird situation.
I apologise again for my terrible writing.
>>704631848
i hope it can be worked out.
>>704631211
You always seem so nice and confident and always know what to say, and you're cute and pretty and have that a neat shinto aesthetic, and you live in a comfy magical world filled with other cute magical girls. Sometimes there's conflicts, but after it's all done you just have tea together again and be happy. I bet you don't have to worry about scary things like getting older and getting a job and world/race politics, and I bet the nature outside feels so good that you'd wanna be there all the time, unlike here where the outside is gross and scary and makes me just wanna stay in my room all day, which I do. Having some kind of magic or power would be great, and getting to meet all kinds of cool spirits and friends there would be really fun. There's none of that here.
>>704630642
I'm sure she found shortly afterwards another kind driver that helped her, at least you tried, think of all the persons that wouldn't have even stopped because they didn't want to be late to whatever they were going to do, so as i said you're a good person for having tried.
>>704630959
Right, i just noticed that new event, i don't want him to leave but if it's what he truly wants...
I just started a new job where I'll be making 6k more than my old job, have better hours, and closer to home. However, it's waaaaay more stressful than my old job, and I loved the people at my old job (they're texting me to come back), and at this job I'm just a number. One reason I took the position is because I'll be learning skills I wasn't learning at my old job (where I worked for over 5 years). However, these "new skills" intimidate me, since I haven't practiced them since grad school. How do I get over the nervousness at being at such a huge place and expected to know shit I don't?
>>704626602
Am at breaking point i dont know what to do
>>704631841
uhh sure
>>704632037
I really need to finish OFF.
>>704632050
Oh yeah, forgot a name, I'll go by Nietzsche
>>704631978
It sucks that he's dating this girl who doesn't even like him. I hope that either you or her make it clear to your friend that the relationship is a sham.
>>704626602
Going to work now.
Good nite Reimu, goodnight Eveybody!
Nice to see you all!
Please! I must know when i am getting a girlfriend.
>>704632279
>Nietzsche has extremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Void", "31".
yikes, fortunes are tilted towards bad luck tonight
Is it possible to be a cute boy like this without hormones?
Currently taking apart my controller. Stupid rubber domes always break.
>>704632407
Bye
>>704632214
You surely do but only if you want to, don't feel forced just because i posted that picture...since i'll post way more of them, i'd say OFF is probably my favorite game.
>>704632050
>better hours
>better salary
>new, interesting work
>closer to home
you scored hard dawg, some jobs the first few months they expect you to be worthless since there will be ramp up time. that's okay, just go in and be productive and don't worry about not being up to speed with everything unless your boss says something.
it'll be like drinking from a firehose but that's all part of the experience. if you feel that things are moving at a pace that's too fast even after ramp up time is over, make that clear to your boss.
but most likely, you the job for a reason - so you will be fine.
>>704632403
I don't really wanna be the one to do it
>>704631848
Something like that, yeah. Top of her classes, fucking beautiful, lots of friends. I'm surprised she picked me over everyone else, considering she has a lot of drooling orbitals.
>>704631272
>But that's not enough
What IS enough for a relationship for you then?
You thinking sex? That doesn't just start happening just because you're in a relationship.
>>704632860
You don't have to be the one, but if nobody tells him it'd be absolutely shitty for him if she's cheating on him down the line. Either she tells him, or eventually you will have to tell him (with proof).
>>704631841
I'm up for playing with anyone who matches my limited selection of games. That is to say, I just have one that works on my new laptop, and that's Civ V... so if you have that one, let's play!
>>704631864
Oh, in that case, go to sleep! Go directly to sleep! Do not pass distractions, do not collect 200 waifus!
>>704632034
...you're kidding. Youkai are a pain to deal with, don't let their cutesy exteriors fool you. I'm a human, so I am getting older every day just like you. I have to have money to survive just like you, and there's never enough...
That other stuff is all flattering, but besides living in Gensokyo and using special powers, you could achieve all of that if you tried.
>>704632050
One day at a time, Anonymous. If you have difficulty, especially since you're new, don't hesitate to ask someone more experienced. You're there to learn, so do it! Before long, you'll get the hang of everything and it won't be so stressful anymore-- all jobs are like that, even dishwashing.
As someone who suffers from social anxiety, to a certain extent, I've temporarily moved to another country and finally know what it's like to truly be alone. I've found myself to be in better psychological health in not having to deal with people and my ibs hasn't been triggered once by social situations.
Thing is back home I've got some folks who are genuinely caring for me but my ex is also part of the group. I have no idea what to do as everyone and my family included always berate me for how I'll end up alone and how sad that would be.
I'm 25, only had enough proper relationships to count on one hand and am doing alright at my job. Even if I lack social success, is it such a big thing to lose out on?
Todd
>>704629169
Did you get her number?
A few weeks ago my girlfriend and I broke up after almost 4 years. She found some one else. Lately, its like I get up and out of bed, not because I want to, but because of some kind of learned behavior. Going about doing all the things a person who looks and talks like me would do. Food and drink have lost their taste. Movies have lost their intrigue and humor.
I am very short for a guy, 5"2. I know that makes me unattractive but most standards. I really don't know why I even come to 4chan anymore, with all the manlet threads I see. I don't even trust I'll receive any sympathy here. I feel that no one will ever look past my exterior and that I will be alone forever. Is there any hope?
>>704633032
Can i have a reading regarding luck with friends since i got dubs >>704632822
here?
>>704631997
Thanks!
>>704630959
I'm going to try to talk about it with him, anything you want me to say?
>>704632122
Please explain.
>>704632407
Night.
>>704632860
Bros b4 hoes?
>>704632759
Unless you were born that way and you're 2D, no. :^(
>>704632870
Wew, well, everytime you feel doubt or insecure, think she chose you!
>>704633032
I've never played Civ V, actually.. I might have to take you up on that offer once I play it a couple times myself.
>>704632037
Mm, the good intentions were there, at least..
>>704632849
You're right... after coasting for 5 years, it's pretty intimidating to jump into something difficult. My new supervisor seems fantastic, and willing to help any chance he gets. He's all about "supporting his team." He's all passionate and talks about how he's put together "the best team in the state," AND I was hired as a higher tier than some of the other new recruits... so I'm really intimidated to meet his expectations, even though productivity won't be counted for 3 months (coming from a place that didn't give a rats ass about "productivity"). Anyway, I need to see it as a good thing, and a great opportunity to learn. Thanks mate!
>>704633072
>Todd has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Pink", "33".
>>704633483
I was born fat and I only got fatter so I don't know if I'm a cute boy under it or not
please help. i would like to know when i am going to meet my future wife.
>>704633072
If it doesn't affect you negatively, it's not a bad thing. There might come a point where you wish you had a social life, but if that point comes, then you can start pursuing it right where you are. Just do what makes you happiest, Anonymous!
>>704633483
I feel like it's not something new so there's not much that can be said.
>>704633032
You think I could? I could be cute and pretty like you? I'm a boy though, and I don't want to go on hormones, but I wanna be cute and pretty like you
I need to transfer about 1000 cards into a new box so that I can count how many there are. How do I do this without a box?
>>704633634
I'm right here
>>704626602
Is it lewd to touch feed with someone?
>>704634076
*feet
>>704633308
As much as I'd hate to admit it, most of the time friends are more secure than a significant other. Don't stop living because a girl broke up with you, anon. If it really concerns you, look at it as being one step closer to finding one you can stay with.
Looks are, generally speaking, relevant for first encounters, and stop being that important after (unless you're an overweight acne covered neckbeard). Don't let height discourage you!
>>704633483
I guess that's another way to look at it. But it's easier said than done ;;
>>704633072
Do what makes you happy, anon, but it's worth having a friend or two, one(s) that you feel comfortable and secure around.
>>704633308
There is always hope, you know? There are always chances.
>>704633601
Go to a doctor and get a diet? Although that cute boy goal is extremelly unrealistic.
>>704634043
Truly a masterpiece.
>>704634076
No, but handholding is forbidden, that's too lewd.
>>704634157
We call that footsies, and I'm pretty sure you get cooties from it.
>>704633601
Well, there should be some persons out there that would consider that cute, so i'd say it really depends on the other person's tastes.
>>704626602
I think I'll be going for now! Message me on Steam later, Reimu-chan!
I can't find a picture of Cirno holding a sign, so Fear will do for now!
- Cirno
>>704633488
If you're worried about being bad at it compared to me, don't worry. I've played it a lot... (A LOT) but I'm still not much better off aside from knowing a few tricks!
Marisa, Reisen, Cirno, and another friend of mine all play it too. Out of all of us, I'd say Marisa's the only one who knows what she's doing!
>>704633348
>Five of Swords
Somehow, you end up being made to suffer for the sins of others.
>Justice
You'll have to do a lot of negotiating and striving for balance between friends.
>Two of Wands (Reversed)
Dread of this situation will spell your demise-- don't avoid it just because it's a big responsibility.
>>704629454
>>704630099
>>704630495
Are you cuntlords ready for the most beautiful drawing in existence?
>>704634509
Bam!
WHAT DO I DO WITH THE BOX!
>>704634791
Fold it and save it for later
>>704634791
DO NOT OPEN THE BOX
>>704634760
I approve of my representation here.
>>704634291
Well, yeah, one time I was feeling really bad about myself so I went to a website for people who like fat people and posted a non-lewd picture of myself once I worked up the courage, and people said I looked cute and sort of feminine, so that felt nice. I was too afraid to show my face though. Unfortunately it made me a little hesitant to try and lose weight again, even though it never worked all the times I tried. Getting compliments like that feel really nice, so I don't know why I still have this big problem with my self-esteem. It's just a big mess.
Most people who like cute boys seem to like them small and thin though, so I'd like to try and be that one day, even though I know I probably can't.
>>704634413
As always it has to be difficult, at least i know what to expect i suppose.
>>704634760
Please, you need to draw more about your unique features because this is godlike.
>>704633258
A poketrainer has no time for numbers or dating, silly.
>>704634413
Mm well, okay..I'll have to bug you down the line once I try it out and get the basics down, at least.
>I've played it a lot... (A LOT)
-snickers- yes, I've seen you in my friendlist playing Civ V more times than not~
Reimu, how do you feel about feet?
Hello everyone.
Sorry I'm late
I fear what could happen if I put my name down
Current and earlier evidence seems like things would be okay though
You all know who I am.
>>704635154
I wish I was a cute prince, just like Chara!
>>704634760
>>704634951
>>704634952
I have ziplock bags so that I can put the cards in after i'm done counting them
>>704635198
I think this picture >>704634413 sums it up pretty nicely.
>>704634760
>>704635198
What the fuck are feet?
Is that what Seija is reading about in this wholesome, non-lewd novel?
If dubs, the answer is yes.
>>704635372
Goddamn, that episode was a sin against animation, wasn't it?
>>704635162
Sounds like you never played Pkmn Gold
>>704635302
Are you my husband?
>>704626602
Who visited my wife in her dream last night. What did the old woman mean when she asked her about being happy with the time and place of my death?
>>704635508
No dubs?
Alright, I'll just make a lewd strawpoll then...
>>704635432
Oh, so you do like them! I was worried, I was scared I was always creeping you out when I tried to talk about mine and asking how to make them cuter.
>>704635508
haven't seen the episode myself but the screenshots i've seen say yes
>>704635724
No this is Sweet Roll
Reimu, how do you feel about elder scrolls lore? Which race would you play as?
>>704635944
I'm never going to find a husband.
>>704636080
Ill be your husband
>>704635752
Actually, too tired to do that.
I'm just sad that Cirno left before she could see my work of art.
>>704636243
But, if you think about it, everything is a work of art, because the most amazing thing of all is that there exists life that is able to honestly consider things art.
>>704635734
You got my curiosity, so I'll give you this one.
>Ace of Wands
Revelations and transcendent thoughts. Fruitful plans and far-reaching ideas. Empathy and understanding. Marriage and fertility.
>Five of Swords
Loss. Sorrow. Regret. Defeat. Mercy.
>Seven of Pentacles
A feeling of well-being.
The feeling I get from this reading in the context of the dream is that your death will be one where it is more merciful to let you die than to try to save you. But overall, you'll have accomplished enough together that she'll have plenty of happy memories to look back on, and feel pride at what you left behind for her. She won't be destroyed by grief, even though she'll be sad at first.
>>704635082
You can do everything if you truly set your mind to achieve that determined goal, of course wanting to become an astronaut will require much more efforts than losing weight, but if you put the required amount of efforts it will work, another thing, if you decide to try to lose weight again remind yourself that quality comes over quantity, at least at the start, for example, don't jog for two hours if you're not acquainted to it, your legs will hurt like if you just climbed a mountain and you won't be able to keep going fot some days, do you'll have to stop, instead, do ten or twenty minutes, doing more excercises the first days just because you want to lose weight fast won't help at all, that being said, i'm sure you can achieve this goal, just stay determined!....Get it? Because my avatar is Chara...lol nevermind.
>>704636169
Are you 5'8' 140lbs?
>>704635658
Liz Picnicker was mai waifu back then.
>>704636477
Does it have to be exact?
>>704636021
Not Reimu, but actually Sweet Roll, when I played Skyrim, I chose Argonian, because all the other ones looked boring, and I thought a lizardman with dragon powers would be neat.
>>704636021
The Dark Elves are my favorite. Morrowind was an amazing game if you ignore all the gameplay.
>>704635820
Nah, it's fine. Feet have been a recurring theme around here ever since I opened the shrine.
>>704636527
Ah~ memories
I used to love the music and fall asleep to it
>>704636577
The height, yes
>>704636879
RIP i'm 6'2"
>>704636477
I'm 5'11" and about that weight.
Guess I'm a little tall.
-Koi
>>704636727
Wow, they're my favorite too! I was kind of hoping you'd say that actually...what do you like about them?
>>704636362
Creating art can be a process, and it's partly true when people say the process is what matters. In the mind of the artist, the time they spent creating something that people end up enjoying and remembering is one of the most satisfying things. When it comes to the viewer of art, it couldn't matter less what you are looking at. The important thing is what you think afterwards, and what it caused you to feel. Now, there's not one artist and everyone else being a viewer. The closest thing to a meaning of life that I can think of is to feel something by examining each other's art, which is to say a reflection of their own life and thoughts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyoTvgPn0rU
Of course, by all that, I'm saying there are two kinds of art worth anyone's time.
1: My kickass drawings.
2: Reimu's feet
>>704636727
>an amazing game if you ignore all the gameplay
That's an ass and three quarters of a statement if you ask me.
Uh, I liked Oblivion, but I'm stupid, so it doesn't really matter.
>>704636477
I'm 5'6 290lbs
>>704635037
Only a tasteless imbecile wouldn't approve.
Good night.
>>704637011
You won't fit very flush in my closet..
>>704637039
You too tall......
>>704637128
You're too fat...
>>704637488
I don't really care, I can just make a larger closet, plus I can reach pretty much everything
>>704636879
Wouldn't your Gameboy Color run out of batteries?
Ecruteak City best city music.
>>704636477
Funny, that's just about what I am.
...maybe I'm half an inch and five pounds over.
>>704637064
I like how they're based on the Mongolians from around the time of Kublai Khan-- they're a society that has grown from its nomadic roots into one with walled cities and sophistocated ways, while having a chunk of their population resentful of that change and considering the rest of them to be untrue to their race. Their armor (the Vivec guard mask with the face carved into it) is a throwback to Mongolian armor from that era too.
I like the entire story of the Tribunal and the idea of living wizard gods who were once mortal, that's cool too.
>>704636435
Well, I mean, I'm really lazy, but I guess I could try to start working out. I'm still a little scared about losing weight though. I was never able to obey a diet, I just like eating too much, and for a few weeks once everybody seemed to like me on that website even though I was fat, it felt like I could eat as much as I wanted and not have to worry. I don't know if I can stop eating like this, I worry that food is just too big a part of my life and my enjoyment of life. I'm worried about my health too.
>>704637488
>you're too fat...
S-Sorry
>>704637759
Reimu, you're a really cool person.
>>704636420
Thank you. I'm going to spill a little more with that. I've fought... spiritually before and helped people fight witches and warlocks/priests and priestessess before. I've been in the spiritual world since I was 5. Anyways last night my wife had a dream an old lady in a wheelchair pointed at me in real life and said "you guys will be happy with when and where he will die." My wife was confused seeing me sleeping next to her and saw the woman was weak so she tried to push her off thinking ahe threatened me. The old lady grabbed her overpowering her and turned her palms upwards laughing. My wife then had sleep paralysis seeing the real world and the old lady dragging her into the dream at once. She then woke me up and burned sage. I will perform a declaration with my wife tonight. Just got home to do so.
bump
I'm counting the cards as we speak.
>>704638481
Why?
>>704638648
Neppy :3 How are you?
>>704638723
What did he mean by this?
>>704638648
It was on page 7, what I think is the danger zone
Just in case
This is Sweet Roll by the way
>>704637635
I have a 31in vertical leap so I can reach things too. And I like guys to be closer to my height!
>>704637640
You're making very bad memories come back now... I had a very bad addiction to the games a few years ago.........
>>704637683
I wish you were fun size...
>>704637884
Lose some weight, fatty
-slaps your butt-
>>704639251
I'm sorry, stay cute :3
>>704638774
Good, thanks for asking... uuh, anon?
>>704638860
Teat juice? Orange milk? Seems like we'll never know.
>>704639052
Spooky mc dooty
>>704639052
That just gave me a boner... Get it?
>>704639422
Where do I buy spooky hugpillow?
>>704639374
It's fredfredburger from wednesday
>>704637987
Hehe~
Thank you!
>>704638128
Ahh, I see. Best of luck with that! I'm not sure what it is that you encountered exactly-- the message seems like it was meant to spook her and make you both worry even though it wasn't necessarily a bad one. Sounds like a mischievous spirit more than a living person.
I finally got the courage to ask my best friend on a date after so many months but was noooo. It's ok though, we're still cool and means the world to me, but she knows which is important.
However it did kick in and remind me I've nearly been single for nearly 2 years now. How do I do it b? I can get girls, but not girls I want to date...
>>704639359
>:3
>>704639612
Hey Reimu, will I ever find love?
>>704639683
fucking nipple me then
>>704637813
Well, it's jot your problem if people won't like you due to your physical aspect, its their problem, it becomes a problem for you once it starts to affect you on a negative way, there are lots of dangerous issues you could run into by keeping to eat all that much, now i'm not an expert, so i can't properly help, but i suggest you to vusit a professional regarding this field, they will tell you what to do if it starts to become dangerous for your health.
>>704635354
Everything comes at a price, externally cute and with mental issues internally, but if that's what you want...
just counted 430 cards, still have an entire box to go, wish me luck anons.
>>704639729
What have you tried so far?
>>704639531
i actually know where to find one http://www.hobbyheart.com/the-skeleton-dakimakura-of-dakimakura-hugging-body-pillow-cover-p-3449.html
>>704639531
But skeletons aren't comfy!
>>704639251
Okay, I'll stop.
>>704639656
Ask your friend to hook you up with someone.
>>704639840
Luck!
>>704639535
Oh, I never got to welcome you to the threads, I don't remember doing it.
~Neptune
>>704640054
Well I had a girlfriend of two years, asked her how she felt about marriage, and then about a month after she left me, so I mean quite a bit, but not so much recently.
>>704639817
*And it seems like i'm not an expert for what regards writing too, god i have to start using my pc for posting here, i always end up making stupid mistakes when i use my phone :/
>>704640288
I got banned when the thread got pruned, so I wasn't able to partake as much as I wanted to
~fred
>>704639612
Yeah, I know it was not part of the dream whether or not I know the motives of the spirit. I have seen astro-projects and others and it wasn't human from description, but wasn't dream either. It makes sense, have a good night anon.
>>704640059
>>704640113
Needs more Ains
Tell me you wouldn't sleep with this
http://axelgraphicworks.com/?p=605
>>704639801
You're rood.
>>704640113
I want to die... goodnight
~Ikarous Pet-class
>>704640598
no deaths tho
>>704640289
Well, you're just out of a relationship, so that's understandable. I don't see any reason why you can't just because it didn't work out that time!
Hiro needs to increase image limit to 250
Godai: The Elemental Force
>>704640692
I guess, I just really am not looking forward to potentially wasting my time for another 2 years...
>>704640722
*Yeah, that's fucking paramount.
That's all for tonight, everyone! Goodnight, and thank you all for coming~
~Reimu
rip thread
>>704640909
Let me suck your feet!
~Asterisk.
>>704640909
*Nighty night.
Too bad I didn't make it again............
-Renko
Well, I guess it's staying awake until 3 am for me then.
~Neptune
>>704641119
Same
~fred
>>704641042
Come take them, big boy
~Reimu
>>704641042
*Lol, i thought you were too tired to keep going, have fun until you still can, you have something like 2 years left anyways :3
>>704641092
New thread anyway?
>>704639817
My therapist says I have Aspergers and depression so I guess I've already paid the price without getting anything good in return.
>>704641225
C-can I suck them too... and then work my way up?
>>704641225
W-Wait, Reimu, me too please!
>>704641584
Stop being weird
>>704626602
i have the option to travel either this weekend or the next. While traveling, there's a strong possibility I could get laid. worth it or should i just stay at home and play destiny? travel time is about 3 hours one way, or getting a hotel for ~$50
>>704641650
Probably net beneficial to travel
>>704641418
Nah I'm fine, I can surely enter this thread at friday night
-Renko
>>704626602
If dubs, did I make the right choice by taking a semester off this fall?
Name: Christian
>>704636727
Reimu, is friends touching feet lewd? When I make my feet cute and pretty like yours, would it be weird if we touched our feet together in a non-lewd way?
>>704641650
What's the difference ?
~Neptune
>>704641584
>>704641628
The more the merrier, bring on the tongues~
Aight, do me
>>704641823
difference in what?
>>704641504
*Sorry to hear that, but i'm sure you have plenty of redeeming qualities.
>>704629468
Fucking Pepe
>>704641940
This week or the other.
~Neptune
>>704641902
>tfw no one will ever lick your feet like they do to you
I'm really jealous, Reimu...
>>704641797
>Christian has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Yellow", "72".
>>704642112
You can lick your feet by yourself
>>704630277
Huge faggot. Even after alll these years. What are you 40 already? Pathetic.
>>704642061
no real difference, I'd just miss opening of duck season if I go this week
>>704642244
What?! No I can't, I'm not that flexible! And the thing that's most nice about it, other than the feeling of having your feet licked, is having a bunch of people who like your feet enough to want to lick them like that.
>>704642452
Break your bones you can do it.
>>704642452
do you have nice feet
>>704642537
I'm working on it...
>>704642452
Yeah, that's definitely the appeal. It's inherently submissive.
>>704642278
*You're still posting? I thought i already mentioned to you to use the time you have left wisely, and instead you're still wasting time.
Made a Touhou r34 thread if anyone's interested
>>704642395
Then go the next week. Grind some lvls this week.
~Neptune
Have I met my soul mate?
>>704642653
Well, I don't want to do it in a mean way, it just feels nice to be liked, you know?
>>704642786
link nigga
>>704642900
well have you?
>>704642167
>72
Sweet. 7 + 2 = 9, my favorite number.
Sankyou
>>704642995
You don't have to be mean to be dominant, but for someone to lick your feet, it's like they're saying you're above them and worthy of worship.
I could host other help thread, I doubt it would be the same though.
~Neptune
Goodnight Reimu!
