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The mighty Hydra has invaded and you, anon, are our only hope

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The mighty Hydra has invaded and you, anon, are our only hope of defeating it.

Even singles are peasants and are devoured by the Hydra. The final digit gets added to the Hydra's HP.

Odd singles are peasants, but live to see another day.

Dubs are brave knights. The last two digits are subtracted from the Hydra's HP.

Trips are Kings. Deals sum of last three digits plus 25 damage.

Quads are the God King. User's choice to reduce Hydra to 150HP or raise it to 2500HP.

00 Servants of the Hydra. Adds 100 HP.

000 are false kings. 25 damage to Hydra.

Satanic trips add 666 to Hydra's HP.

123 and 321 subtract that amount from Hydra's HP.

Hydra begins at 1000 HP.

Hydra will win if HP reaches 3000 OR devours 100 peasants.

Anon, are you bad enough dudes to fight the Hydra?
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Guess anon is not man enough...
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>>704626943

Can we slay the beast?!

We need knights, but alas, all we have are wizards.
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shadoobie
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asscock
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>>704627288
Checked!
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Easy watch this
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Scower fledgelings I will slay this vile beast
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come at me, hydra-bro!
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OP:

Will you let the Hydra destroy us all?
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FOR NOHR!!! (Or wherever the hell this is)
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I have arrived to smite thee
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I should have figured that anon didn't have what it took...
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>>704627799
CHECKED!!!
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>>704626943
Die you fucking beast!
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>>704626943
I shall bring it down it one blow
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OP Here:

You guys are doing pretty good so far. Only one peasant has been eaten. Two hits of 88 and 99. Hydra's HP is 813.
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get ready to be taken down
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must kill hydra
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rat farts
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roll
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>>704627799
FOR HOSHIDO!!!!!
(So do double dubs count as two knights or what OP?)
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>>704628087
Reroll this is the day of my arise
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>>704628334
OP here.

334.

SO close.
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I will slay the beast with my ultimate weapon
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>>704626943

This nigga ain't shit.

Watch me and mah homies riff, lah.
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>>704628445
reroll
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>>704626943

>wall intensifies
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I fight until my last fleeting breath
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>>704628464
Last post seen. FIVE more peasants devoured. No damage. Hydra's HP 837
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>>704628392
I'm dead...avenge me sons of man
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check it
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>>704628600
Somehow I knew that faggot trump would be a servant
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check 'em
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>>704628600
OP:

He is one with the HYDRA
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>>704628755
nice dubs but check these out
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>>704628600
I shall banish thee servant of evil
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I have God by my side...and a gun
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>>704626943
Wowoe
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deus vult
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>>704628883
OP here. Last pose seen.

Donald Trump is a servant of the Hydra.

However, one brave Knight shows the true way.

No more peasants eaten.

HP: 882
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BUAHAHAHAHA take me with you lord Hydra HEIL HYDRA!! HEIL HYDRA!!
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dinosaur skeleton enters the fray
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I will smite this hydra
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>>704626943
Fucka you hydra
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>>704629304
rerolling for skeleton in a costume to kill the beast from the inside
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Calling the suicide sqad, master gentleman reporting in. Don't worry citizens of /b/ we got this
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E c
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FUG
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Die, Hydra!

If quads I reduce.
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some of you guys are cool
don't go to Hydra school tomorrow
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This challenge is NO MATCH TO ME!!
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I have come to help!
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>>704626943
Gotta bust out the Saw Cleaver for this one
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>>704626943
Fight the Good Fight /B/rothers
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>>704629654
Last pose seen. Hydra has eaten FOUR peasants.

HP: 894
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Calling in an airstrike. Heads up!
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http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/harambe/harambe-lives/viewer?title_no=40100&episode_no=1
Save us Harambe
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Someone called a priest? I shall restore your vital functions wait a sec.
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dick biscuits
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Watch out, I know Guac-Fu!
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I'm just a farmer I don't want to get involved in this...gotta go have sexy snuggles with my wife
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I challenge thee, Hydra, to a duel.
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>>704629999
OH SHIT ITS THE GODKING
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>>704626943
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OP Here.

Stats overall.

Current HP 894

12 peasants eaten

THREE brave knights so far

Hurry /b/, you're our only hope...
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>>704626943
Kek roll
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>>704629999
OP HERE

OH SHIT!!!

WHAT DO?
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>>704629999
Jeb here, I choose to move the Hydra to 150 points of health.
Are you finally proud of me, mom?
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>>704629999
HAIL THE FUCKING GOD-KING, PLEASE SMITE THIS MULTI-HEADED DICKHEAD
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>>704629999
Aaaaaaw sheeeeeeit save us all mighty godking!!!
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>Quads are the God King. User's choice to reduce Hydra to 150HP or raise it to 2500HP.
What are you going to do fag?
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>>704630145
Many thanks sire!
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>>704630101
QUICK, NOW FINISH THE BEAST FELLOW /B/ROTHERS
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FINISH HIM
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Reeeeeeee you ded YOU DED!!!
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>>704630190
Last Post seen.

FUCKING GOD KING APPEARED!!!

Reduced HP to 150.

Brave knight dealt 66 more damage.

One more peasant eaten.

HP: 88
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I am here to aid you
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>>704626943
"Hydreigon, use Draco Meteor!"
Should be super effective.
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Godking coming around for round 2.
I'M FINALLY HIGH-ENERGY
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Cate iz here to gib halp
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LEEROOYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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I now summon, the furries
may god have mercy
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Me the Proud roman Keksimus Maximus will bring the final slash to the beast
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I START THROWING GARBAGE AT HIM
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We on this shit
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Don't summon furries, the god-king commands it.
We need a legion of futanaris.
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TRUMP FINISHING MOVE GOOOOO
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>>704626943
Shineeeeeeee!!!
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>>704630700
TRUMP YOU FOOL
YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL
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White knight her to save the ladies
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>>704630622
Last Post seen.

FIVE peasants eaten, bringing the total to TWENTY

Brave knight dealt 22 damage.

Hydra's HP: 94

WE GOT THIS
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>>704630700
>>704630801
TUCK FRUMP
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>>704630700
/b/ is trying to say something...something really important...
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>>704630700
Trump is hydra
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>>704630700
Stop this. You only beat me because I never released my special spicy guac!
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>>704626943
trogdor was a dragon man
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i bring with me
62 of the bravest men you will ever fight sir hydra
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This shall do
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>>704630700
OH SHIT NOT THIS FAGGOT AGAIN!!
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TRUMP HERE LETS TRY THIS AGAIN

BOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSTTTT
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>>704626943
Jokes on you, my pet has protection from hydras.
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>>704626943
Nigga best bet I'm gonna die today
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For the King!
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We got dis
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>>704630992
Last post seen:

HP 135
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Check dis
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No one touches master Hydra!!
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i attack with the ultimate weapon
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Steamcells goes in for the kill
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>>704631190
heck re
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Prepare for my hidden attack!

THE HIGHEST.TIFF
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Take this beast
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>>704631144
Holy shit, I think you might have killed it with that
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releasing this beast.
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*Farts in the direction of the hydra*
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Yeee let's do this gurrrls *0*
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>>704628271
Yep
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i am snake boy, i will bite your eyes
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>>704631144

Last post seen.

HP 43
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Hydra is down
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If dubs trump ress the dead Hydra with double HP.

With 100Hp mexican wall power
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>>704631377
>>704631394
THE BEAST HAS FALLEN
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hell yeah /b/ros we did it
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>>704631377
WHAT, THE FUCKING LOLI KILLED IT??!
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>>704631499
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Hmph how dare you invade my lands!!
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>>704631499
PRAISE THE SUN
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if dubs i build a wall around the hydra for 500 hp
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Who the fuck is keeping track of the hydra's HP???
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reeEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3E
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>>704631499
Praise it brothers.
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we did it fams
we're heroes
-jeb, god-king
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>>704631499
Praise it>>704631505
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Knight coming through
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Few what a fight /b/rothers I shall raise a cup for our fallen brothers and raise one more for our victory!
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>>704631377
OP HERE

WINRAR!!!


After a long and treacherous battle, the mighty Hydra was alas defeated.

Many peasants were lost, but countless more were saved.

Anon, you have saved our world. You are truly heroes. Thank you!
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>>704627799
As the first brave knight who posted, I'm proud of you /b/ros
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The hero arrives at last
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Last attempt as ress'ing the Hydra on Full HP.

This is the last of my Trump spell power.

ARISE MY BEAUTY.
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i'm glad we finally stopped
loligagging
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Now this is a good, quality post. I appreciate not seeing naked people on here for a change
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FINAL:

36 Peasants devoured. Many more escaped.

Five brave knights

One God King

Two mighty servants.
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>damaging the hydra
>protection from everything
kek
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>>704631499
PRAISE THE SUN!
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>>704631954
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someone should screen cap this
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>>704632116
Definitely this the day when /b/ defeated Hydra and Trump summoned as evil servant.
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>>704626943
Bob Ross summoning incoming lend me your power peasants! Together we shall vanquish this grand evil.
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>>704632269
Summoned twice!
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>>704631954
o rly?
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HELLHOUNDS ACOMIN!
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reporting directly to your butthole
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rolling
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>>704632299
Hank shall support his comrade
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DIE MONSTER
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OP:

I thank you.

But know that we only defeated the mighty beast. It will regain its strength and attack once again. However, I am confident that you will be able to destroy it for good.

Anon, you may have won the battle, b ut the war has just begun...
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I am here to be devoured
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>>704626943
fucking hydra face me
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q
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Laser beams gooo
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fuckin hydra
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Justice will be done.
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>>704626943
I'm gonna sley u son of basterd beech
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>>704626943
cumming for da booty
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I will fight for my kingdom!
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>>704626943
for glory!
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The holy hand grenade!
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>>704626943
I just wanna survive
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Hmmm
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>>704626943
CRY HAVOC AND SLIP LOOSE THE DOGS OF WAR!
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>>704626943
I HEARD THE CRIES FOR HELP. I HAVE COME TO THE RESCUE!
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Come on 2500hp
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>>704629999
THIS POWER

ITS UNREAL!
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Raise to 2500 and kill us all
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Roll
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>*Unsheathes katana*
>*Teleports behind hydra*
Nothing personal, kid
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NANOMACHINES SON! DIEE
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