What do you think about dogs?
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What do you think about dogs?
sexy
Dogs are awesome
Female labs have some really tight pussies. Just close my eyes and imagine a little girl
Feels good man
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
>>704618791
>>704619456
Those are some fine looking pups.
German shepherds are the best
Kill them. Kill them all.
best home security system there is
>>704619859
>>704620219
Great dogs.
Doge is ok. Bit autism, many yard poops, but ok.
Cate am good also. Has purrs, poop in sand toilet.
Both are lazy niggers that you have to feed and dont contribute.
>>704618791
Fucking fantastic when raised well. More living and less trouble than girl, defends you not other way around, fuck those little handbag dogs tho. Sheperds, labs, beagles, those are the real dogs. My buddies German is a fucking beast, guards door on command, watches driveway from upstairs when idle.
>>704619859
Agreed. How could anyone not love a German shepherd?
>>704618791
95% of them are euthanasia tier
>>704619784
Thanks! She's 5 months old and she's an awesome dog
I fucking hate untrained, poorly behaved, disobedient dogs. Which is like 95% of them. A good dog is awesome. One that barks all the time and acts like a little shit and doesn't listen to it's owner is so god damn annoying.
Had one I loved growing up. Now I'm just bitter and dislike all of them with exceptions few and far between.
>>704618791
Love em. Mine died 3 days ago with no warning. I miss the little fucker
>>704618791
Dogs are rad
>>704621915
Fuck, sorry to hear that.
>>704621672
you should hate the owners faggot
you reasoning is incorrect
>>704621615
Good looking ears for that age.
My had her's bent to the right about that time.
>>704622107
Thanks anon. She was old but still doing great (we thought). Came downstairs in the morning & she was curled up on the couch but dead
>>704622423
>curled up on the couch
Sounds like you did your job anon.
I'm sorry too.
>>704621672
>Hating the dogs
>For bad training
>That the owner provides
Bullet Proof logic
>>704622423
What kind?
>>704618791
Doges are cool, I have 2 German Doges right now, both girls. I regularly have sex with one of them.
>>704618791
dogs are great
>>704622394
Yeah I was surprised. They stood up at 11 weeks (one of them flopped back down for about a week) and have been up ever since.
Pic is at 12 weeks
>>704622687
Italian Greyhound. Small dog but not the high pitch yipper kind.
>>704622423
:/ RIP, all part of life /b/rother
>>704622631
Thanks. We took good care of her. Another problem is explaining it to our 4 year old son.
>>704623099
That's a pretty intent stare she's got.
Very attentive.
Nice color.
Mine was a saddleback.
>>704623325
Hope it's not to hard on him.
4 y/o's too younger to have to learn about death.
>>704623566
Yeah she comes from a really solid working line and was a lot to deal with in the beginning but once we got to training she's starting to become an excellent girl
I always wanted the classic saddle back, I think they're gorgeous but I love her sable colours too
Her waiting for her release command at about 14-15 weeks
>>704619859
Yuuuup...mine is a bit derpy though
>>704625041
Non potato pic
>>704624875
Yeah you've got something there.
I used to work my dog every day. Everyone around the neighborhood knew her name, not mine.
We used to have fun.
On Sunday AM's I'd take her to the park to workout and the cops would watch us.
While your dogs are being total shits, my cat is dropping fire mixtapes.
>>704625455
>cant fuck a cat
lol look at this faggot
I just thought it clinical free outlining junks vegetarian easy itself farsightedness like linguists selected. Dog
I fucked a dog once
>>704619757
Same
>>704625368
That's awesome man. I hope to be able to do it with her some day but for now she's far too reactive to motion to properly play with other dogs. The protective instincts come out and she plants herself in front of me and gives warning barks until she sees they're not a threat and even then she's not too keen to actually "play". I'm really hoping that as she matures, she learns that not everything that moves to quickly is a threat and learns to warm up to other dogs more. If not it's okay though because I got her for a companion for the woods and to keep watch on the house and she's great people (after she's been introduced)
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>>704618791
>cats r lyfe
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>>704627303
you're actually trying to ruin ANOTHER thread?
>>704619859
Too bad it's someone elses
>>704627413
moonmoonimprovesthreads
lolthisoneismyfavguys!
>>704625780
isn't he dead yet?
How to teach gsd to not attack everything that moves?
>>704627756
moonmoonneverdies
>>704625199
Daw. Good looking dog anon
noactuallyTHISoneismyfav!
>>704618791
better than cate
>>704628308
whatsacate?
>>704625546
found the white girl
>>704618791
I fuck them daily. They are pretty good.
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>>704628580
hahagoodone4chanbuddy!
>>704621915
shit holmes, sorry to hear that
>>704618791
Dogs are really for people who want no social life. Getting a dog is like buying a toddler that will never actually grow up and dies after 10-14 years.
You can never be spontaneous if you have a dog. You can never take off for a random weekend. Oh, that is unless you want to ether a) pay someone to take care of the dog b) bother someone you know to help (they NEVER want to help) or c) take the dog with you.
Option C is fine if it's just you. Cause you might as well bring your dog if you can. It beats being alone. But if you want to get away with a sweetie then you're fucked.
Which brings me to my final point. Dogs are the biggest fucking cock block you'll find. They do not help you with girls. They interrupt and annoy constantly.
I love dogs. But I hate owning one. I'll never do it again.
>>704625455
kek
>>704618791
I had to put mine down recently. He made life a whole lot easier. Helped me herd, track, hunt, caught a couple fish himself, and went to find my gf when I seized up in the woods.
>>704629522
my shepherd/husky died last month after 11 years of THIS. I loved her but I wouldn't do it again unless I had a family to help.
I think they actually lay eggs but the jewish media wants us to believe they are mamals. Think about it
>>704618791
http://www.pornhub.com/playlist/29098831
>>704629903
forgot pic
>>704630062
What is this?
>>704629522
Nigga u wrong as fuck.
You can use dog to talk to and befriend other people with dogs outside.
You can spy on people and places even late at night and not look suspicious.
There's so much more...
I had a dog for 16 years and I'll get a new one when I get my emotional shit together.
My nigga died 6 months ago and I still go psycho like a bipolar woman.
dogs taste good
>>704618791
They smell kinda bad.
>>704630858
You get used to it.
Grandparents smell bad too but you can't just burn them in their sleep.
>>704618791
My dog farts in bed all the time. If I ever fart, he jumps up and sprints to another room to sleep. WTF dog?
>>704631075
what a hypocrite
Collie dogs be the srtist.
>>704633094
Me too, anon.
>>704633826
What's your favorite breed of doggo?
>>704633951
Pretty partial to the fluffskers! Most entertaining doggos of all.
