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Trips decides what i stick up my sissy ass and what i do after

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Trips decides what i stick up my sissy ass and what i do after . im down with everything
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>>706991690
Rollerino
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A spanner
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>>706992877
What's a spanner?
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>>706992877
One off
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A shoe
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A bicycle helmet
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A sword
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A brick
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An ipad
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>>706991690
a tv remote while reenacting the WoW kid
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>>706993331
Roll
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>>706991690
Squeeze a whole bottle of shampoo/body wash into your asshole
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>>706991690
Car keys
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A war mace
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>>706993399
do trip dubs count?
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>>706993347
roll
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>>706993548
Roll
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ping pong paddle... not the handle
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>>706993721
Reroll
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>>706993836
Relleroll
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A glass pickle jar
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>>706993869
Rerereroll
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>>706993871
Roll
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Every spoon in your kitchen drawer, one by one.
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A granade
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>>706993871
Rollerino
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>>706993888
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>>706991690
a dollop of daisy
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>>706993871
Rollo
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A lightbulb
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your fav dildo
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>>706993871
Chk em
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>>706993991
re-roll because it was so close
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>>706993723
Roll
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Nothing. Have some respect for yourself.
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Ground up ghost pepper
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>>706993871
This
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>>706994022
Rollinh
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>>706993723
Rock n roll
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>>706994123
Reroller
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>>706994113
a wadded up piece of paper with this anon's post on it
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>>706991690
chainsaw
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>>706994222
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>>706993871
This, lick it clean afterwards
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>>706991690
an boiled egg
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>>706994269
I would've done it
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>>706994221
Off by one
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>>706994334
So close also roll
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>>706993260
Rolllllllll
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>>706994300
rolling for chainsaw
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>>706994334
Rollllll
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>>706991690
flashlight and then turn it on with your raw sphincter power
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>>706994445
Daaaamn son, off by one, at this point il do anything for quads, fucking anything!!!
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>>706994544
Rawll
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A saw
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A flag that reads "Grab 'em by the pussy"
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>>706993871
>>706993917
>>706993961
>>706994015
>>706994143
You know what's going to happen. We've all seen 1man1jar.
Quit trying to waste trips on lulzy suggestions OP will never do.
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lord of the rings dvd
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>>706993871
Roll
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>>706994731
why so specific? just out of curiosity.
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a tea cup
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a frozen poo dildo
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Dirt and worms
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>>706994716
That's the whole point, rip this fags ass open so he won't do stupid shit
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Cactus, still potted. Then order a pizza and take delivery nude dancing like buffalo bill.
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>>706993723
Rollling
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>>706994784
because then you will be lord of the ring
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>>706994352
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a paperback copy of mein kampf
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>>706993723
Roll
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A toothpick
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A cheeseburger
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>>706994716
You're goddamn right
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>>706993991
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a badger
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Hair dryer full blow
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Your pinky
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>>706993723
This
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>>706993453

Ohhhh, I'm rolling for this. But you have to stick the bottle inside, and then squeeze it.


BTW, can we see a pic of your sissy ass, so we know we are rolling for a passable one and not for a hairy 40 yo?
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a spark plug
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Nothing
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>>706991690
The device you used to take this photo. And take a photo of the inside...
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star of david
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>>706993723
Do this but make a mojito
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an angry mouse
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Your moms cell phone
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A fried egg
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garden gnome
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>>706992942
It's a wrench.
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>>706995215
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>>706995428
Roll
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>>706994908
>>706995119
Oh geez durr, you think you can trick OP into lacerating his bowels like the world famous followup to 2girls1cup? Or you think he's just going to ignore your suggestion?
Put the gluebag down dumbass.
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>>706995344
Kek
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A pneumatic drill and turn it on
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poison ivy
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The largest fruit in your household
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>>706992942
It's a wrench, you wench.
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>>706995478
Op is a fag no matter what trips are, pop your uncles cock out of your mouth
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Knife
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A chair
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>>706995464
gooda
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a cinnamon flavoured yankee candle
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Hot soldering iron
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Door knob
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A ghost pepper
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an interesting newspaper article
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a wooden ladle
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>>706995464

Tks.

I'm still rolling for >>706995215
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a pillow case
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The handle of a frying pan.
Write on a piece of paper "Hitler did nothing wrong"
Tape/glue the paper onto the frying pan so the viewer can read it
Shove frying pan up your ass
Take Picture
Send picture to both parents with the message
"ARE YOU PROUD OF ME"
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Toilet brush, brush first
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>>706991690
a chiken/turkey
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>>706991690
Cut your penis off, put it in the freezer to harden, then shove up ass.
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sawdust
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A SPIDER
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A 2 liter bottle
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A jimmy neutron poster
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>>706995829
Roll
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a light bulb
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Insert your bellybutton then go to bed.
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>>706995829
Reroll
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>>706995823
oooooooo. This
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>>706995823
This please
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>>706991690
1 Gallon of bleach
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>>706995880
llorer
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>>706995823
yes
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>>706995823
do it op
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>>706995823
Yus
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the biggest phone in ur house
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>>706995823
This
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>>706995823
this
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>chop dick
>put in ass
>superglue anus shut
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get
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ice cube
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>>706995823
Plox
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>>706995823
I like it
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>>706996111
Ffs
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>>706996111
winrar
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>>706996111
Unroll
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>>706995823
Lets make this happen
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>>706996111
Well
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>>706995823
Best
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>>706995823
Rollin
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>>706996111
it better be a big ass ice cube
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>>706995823
Rolling
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>>706995823
Rolling for this
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>>706996111
>>706991690
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>>706995823
ROLLERINO
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>>706995344
Still need ice for mojito
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>>706995823
Roll
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>>706995823
best one so far
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>>706996111
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>>706995823
Kek. Roll
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>>706995823
doooooooooooooit
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>>706995823
rollin for that
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>>706995823
rrolling for this one
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A cell phone on vibrate then call it
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>>706995823
Rrrroll
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>>706996111

Fuck you
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>>706995823
winrar?
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>>706995823
Kek'd
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>>706996111
OP better deliver
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>>706995823
yussss
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Fucking god ice cube do it bitch
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>>706995823
Doitdoitdoit
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>>706995823
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT
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>>706995823
>706995823
This I wanna see
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>>706995823
sorry u already lost
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>>706995823
reroll
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Pull out one of your teeth and shove it in your ass
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>>706995823
DO IT
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>>706996111
winrar
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>>706995823
I want this one
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>>706996111
2 ice cubes
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>>706996111
only an ice cube
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>>706996111
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>>706995823
Rolring
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>>706995823
rolling
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>>706996111
Im sorry the frying pan was too good
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>>706997154
OP WAS NOT A FAGGOT TODAY
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>>706997154
Now try to fry an egg
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>>706997154
>>706997348
Well, actually...
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Send text to parents
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>>706997154
Amazing.
Parent text?
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>>706997348
yes he fucking was
>he said trips.
>trips were got
>does something else
fuck all of you
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kinda speechless right now.
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>>706997410
My parents are dead unfortunately, i wished i wouldn't done it, they always hated me for no reason
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>>706997495
Something 10000 times better.
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>>706997154
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>>706997553
O man. Im sorry.
You are the least faggy guy ive ever seen with a frying pan handle hanging out of his ass.
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>>706997154
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OP this may be a challenge but with frying pan in ass, get a step stool, bring it over to stove, bend your ass over so pan is on the stove, and fry an egg
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>>706997651
This
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>>706997154
Can anyone mirror this so its legible?
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>>706997154
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Again
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>>706997556
doesn't make up for THE FACT HE FUCKING LIED TO US
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3 sharpies
>take caps off
>shove the ink tip and half of the sharpie up ass
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>>706997556
It does though.
Go outside anon.
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>>706997861
>>706997776
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>>706997773
DELIVER THE GODDAMN ICE CUBE BEFORE YOU GO AROUND MAKING FALSE PROMISES!
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>>706997924
WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE ICE CUBE
HES GOT A FRYING PAN UP HIS ASS
THATS HILARIOUS:
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>>706995843
what kind of spider is that
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>>706997776
Op here, look buddy nothing funny about stuffing ice cube in my ass i do this on a daily basis, a frying pan though, pretty creative and fun
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A pocket knife
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>>706997798
re roll
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>>706997798
rollin
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Just send the picture to anyone then , and post results
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>>706997861
Way to roll over
>>706997901
You stay out of this
>>706997976
You're just like the other guy
>>706998007
I don't fucking know
>>706998010
YOU MADE A GODDAMN PROMISE
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>>706997798
rollerino
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>>706997798
222 get
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ICECUBE ICECUBE ICECUBE
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>>706998222
WIZARD WINRAR
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>>706998185
Fiiiine
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>>706998185
Im exactly like the other guy.
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>>706998222
HOW?!
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>>706998222
the mods have taken interest in you OP
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>>706998222
sharpie up OP\
>>706998357
I'm the get wizard
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>>706998222
Holy shit....

Ps. 31 get
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>>706998225
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>>706991690
a gun barrel and pull the trigger

praise kek
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>>706998454
op confirmed, not a faggot
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>>706998222
respect my GET OP and sharpie up the pooper
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>>706998222
56 all day.
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>>706998454
I FEEL BETTER NOW. THANK YOU.
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>>706998665
almost satan take note at my dubs
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My post number is
706998621
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>>706998830
Thats not how its done sir,
Behold
706998824
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>>706998830
your post number is 706998830
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>>706998625
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>>706998830
>>706998926
get on my level
>>706998222
>>706998811
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>>706998982
Yes.
Thank you anon.
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>>706998222
HOLY FUCK
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>>706991690
Cactus
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>>706999007
FUCK YES OP IS NOT A FAGGOT (well I guess he is technically...)
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Again
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>>706999007
Do you have any pets?
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>>706999239
every get thus far
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>>706999239
wine bottle or something similar. any huge insertion that will leave your ass hella gaped. post aftermath as well
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>>706991690
A whole tube of Bengay. Shit it out and rub it on your face. Pics or it didn't happen.
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soda can or equivalent
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Take a piece of paper and write I love 4chin. Then shove in ass then put it in your mouth.
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>>706999444
Winrar!!!
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>>706999239
A lit candle
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>>706999239
with my 555 get I request a doll or action figure full in thy ass with only its head sticking out
>>706999444
dub trips check'd
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>>706999444
Dub trips of truth!
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a water bottle
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Doorknob
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>>706999531
555 get
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>>706999028
IM TRYING SO HARD
.....548?
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>>706999309
Calm down satan .

Also 647
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745
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716
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A lemon
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>>706999630
watch closely
>>706999531
99 get
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>>706993723
Do this
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china dunks my donuts
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If I get sixes, shove nothing up your ass. Have a good day OP
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>>707000001
SO CLOSE
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>>707000001
so close ....so close....
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>>707000033
this post at least got dubs, dont do anything
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woah 3 wasted dubs in a row
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>>707000000
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>>706999007
>>706998454
>>706997154
>>706999238
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A bottle of shampoo
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>>706999444
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Carrot
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>>707000475
>>707000651
O SHIT
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>>707000686
roll
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I'm still rolling for that bottle of shampoo or soap, and then squeezing the contents inside, btw.
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The wooden end of a broomstick lubed up with your own semen
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a spoon
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>>706995554
LMAO
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your penis or other person's penis
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An eraser. With no lube. Then microwave it for 45 second, break it into pieces and shove them up your nose.
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chocolate bar
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peanut butter cup
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>>707000000
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>>707001141
Roll
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>>706991690
Stick you're head up your ass then hang yourself, mentally ill fag.
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a bong
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>>707001141
Reroll
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Cactus
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>>706993548
Roll
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>>706997764
Really? This is so easy to do on any computer or phone these days, I'm not even going to do it for you. You need to figure that shit out.
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>>706998172
I agree with this idea.
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>>706998222
Holy fuck. Asked for trip 2s, gets trip 2s.
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Rolling for potato.
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>>707004555
Winrar
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>>707005883
Thumb in ass, thumb in mouth, no washing.
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>>706991690
I read "sister" instead of "sissy." Boy was I in for a surprise.
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A bottle of nyquil then drink it
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>>707007292
Honestly so did i
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Your phone, take pic inside ass
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>>706994123
Rolling for this too.
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