masturbation tips for a horny femanon?
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masturbation tips for a horny femanon?
>>706989572
Find the clit
>>706989624
kek
>>706989572
in the butt
>>706989572
femanon here...
if you're having trouble, roll up a pillow as tight as possible, so it's firm, then lie on top of it with your clit on top, it looks dumb but it feels really good. go up and down on it, not actually up towards the ceiling, but kind of move back and forth. i don't know how to explain really. starts to feel really good.
One hand for clit one for fingering
>>706989572
lay on one hand till its dead then do it
record it
hentai
for some reason women are in to hentai more than men
>>706989572
Posting more pics to this thread should help
>>706989572
*appears randomly*
Oh, hi there! You know, you're gonna get a lot of creeps here on /b/ asking to see more of you. Just here to let you know that you don't have to do anything these weirdos tell you to do. The choice is entirely yours', you beautiful creature.
>>706989572
Sharpie in pooper
>>706989572
Post another pic (with those tits) saying "I need halp".
Then I'll share my tips.
>>706989924
Get the fuck out of here you fucking god tier fag
>>706989924
Found the virgin.
>>706989924
fucking kek
>>706989924
Nice fedora
>>706989572
Awesome tits. post more plz
>>706989572
nice tits, show me assssss
>>706989924
livestream your suicide please
>>706990272
or underboob even. they look delicious
>>706989924
kek people actually took you seriously
Despite what youve probably heard, dont use carrots, someone died from it splintering into her vagina and entering the blood stream.
Can you write "little jeffery" on your tits to thank me for the protip?
>>706990368
Tinychat?
>>706989924
do you faggots not understand that THIS is exactly why women friendzone your beta asses?! Women don't want to be white knighted you fagg. They want to be bent over and fucked good and hard. Do you really think she would be here posting tits if she didnt want the attention? Kill yourself you miserable cunt.
>>706989572
Come cam at
> femanon
> cams
> com
we'll show you the way.
doing it someplace public always intensifies everything for me. that or chat roulette with mask on
>>706990368
Nervously tipping fedora....
>>706990411
not a protip and you get nothing from having your dick's name written on her tiys
>>706990407
I'll get at least 2 dozen replies by the end of the thread.
>>706990368
Hahaha fuckin awesome, OP.
>>706990436
>falling for it
girls like it best when islamists mutilate their genitals at a young age
>>706989572
You better post pics of yourself doing this...
Now, lemme give you a tip, make a "come here" signal with your fingers in your pussy, or you could say it looks like a fishhook. Rub your clit around with your other hand. Remember the pics. I am a guy and I know this while you don't, which is sad, I got these tips from watching porn.
>>706990368
this the 4chan i leik
Wot? Masturbation trips?
>>706989572
Are you Willing to make some cash while you fap? Ill watch you on cam, wont talk or interfere and ill pay you. Let me know if interested.
>>706990368
Femanon shoots, femanon scores.
Slide your finger inside while laying on your back, bend your finger up toward your belly. When you find a bumpy spot, start tapping your fingertip there. That would be your g-spot.
>>706989572
What the fuck are you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know, I finished my class vertex in the Navy Seals, and I have participated in numerous secret raids against al-Qaeda, and I have more than 300 confirmed kills. I trained in the gorilla war, and I top sniper in all US armed forces. You never anything for me, but just one more goal. I will destroy you fuck with precision, the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. Do you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, you bastard. As we speak I speak to my secret network of spies across the US and your IP is traced now, so you better prepare for the storm, the larva. The storm that destroys a pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, baby. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in more than seven hundred ways, and it is only with their bare hands. Moreover, I have been actively practicing in the melee, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps, and I will use it to the fullest, to destroy your sorry ass off the face of the continent, you little shit . If you only knew what an ugly reckoning your little "smart" comment was about to bring down on you, maybe you would spend your fucking language. But you could not, you did not, and now you pay the price, you damned idiot. I'll be furious to shit all over you, and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, baby.
>>706989789
Tits or GTFO
Karate chop at your cunt until you start crying or until you cum. Let us know whichever comes first.
>>706990553
idgaf, maybe some of these neckbeard white knights will read it and put two and two together.
>>706989572
oh, schön titzen. mehr anzeigen bitte
First tell us what you have tried
4 ex. tried boiled carrot?
bengay on vag do it faggot
>>706990539
was too a protip you illiterate fuck
>>706989572
Fondle your boobs.
>>706989789
Sharpie in pooper.
>>706990447
^^ THIS!!
>>706989572
post pics of vag and butt
>>706990679
Check my dubs
>>706990368
Nice tits newfag
>>706990679
What the fuck are you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know, I finished my class vertex in the Navy Seals, and I have participated in numerous secret raids against al-Qaeda, and I have more than 300 confirmed kills. I trained in the gorilla war, and I top sniper in all US armed forces. You never anything for me, but just one more goal. I will destroy you fuck with precision, the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. Do you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, you bastard. As we speak I speak to my secret network of spies across the US and your IP is traced now, so you better prepare for the storm, the larva. The storm that destroys a pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, baby. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in more than seven hundred ways, and it is only with their bare hands. Moreover, I have been actively practicing in the melee, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps, and I will use it to the fullest, to destroy your sorry ass off the face of the continent, you little shit . If you only knew what an ugly reckoning your little "smart" comment was about to bring down on you, maybe you would spend your fucking language. But you could not, you did not, and now you pay the price, you damned idiot. I'll be furious to shit all over you, and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, baby.
>>706990764
otbwas common knowledge you fucking patatoe
>durr i watched 1000 ways to die check my pro-tip and shout out my baby dick
find a dude to lick your clit while finger banging your pussy. duh
>>706989572
T-rex dildo
>>706989924
giggling like a fucking idiot lol top lel XD
>>706989572
>>706990368
Post more tits and pussy.
>>706989924
Poe's law is a bitch. It's PROBABLY sarcasm here, but would you REALLY put it past some random jackass to sincerely say this shit?
>>706990904
Do you actually put those letters together on purpose? fucking mobile poster
>>706989572
>inb4 trap reveal
>staying for feminine penis
>>706989572
Insert my cock into your pussy repeatedly until we both cum
>>706990988
Nope, I wouldn't.
>>706989572
Porn, rub clit, job done.
>>706990890
What the fuck are you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know, I finished my class vertex in the Navy Seals, and I have participated in numerous secret raids against al-Qaeda, and I have more than 300 confirmed kills. I trained in the gorilla war, and I top sniper in all US armed forces. You never anything for me, but just one more goal. I will destroy you fuck with precision, the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. Do you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, you bastard. As we speak I speak to my secret network of spies across the US and your IP is traced now, so you better prepare for the storm, the larva. The storm that destroys a pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, baby. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in more than seven hundred ways, and it is only with their bare hands. Moreover, I have been actively practicing in the melee, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps, and I will use it to the fullest, to destroy your sorry ass off the face of the continent, you little shit . If you only knew what an ugly reckoning your little "smart" comment was about to bring down on you, maybe you would spend your fucking language. But you could not, you did not, and now you pay the price, you damned idiot. I'll be furious to shit all over you, and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, baby.
I dont know, my ex liked glass dildos, or even rubber dildos, soaked in hot water for a little while. She didnt find her g-spot till she was in college, she was all clit orgasms before then, then she came to my dorm one night and showed me how it made her squirt. She had some short misshapen dildo with a curve at the end. She didnt squirt shen she showed me, but kinda flowed a little.
Otherwise, nice tits, they hang nice. Looks like my exes tits.
>>706989924
>mfw this gets the newfags every fucking time
>>706991124
Gorilla war... kek
>>706991124
the bots! the bots! (swats at air)
>>706989572
Vibrator...now more tits please.
>>706991032
mobile poster with a point. dont try and distract your stupidity
>>706990368
Turn lights on for a start.
>>706989924
>>706990447
the thrill of being watched. of knowing you're getting someone else so horny that they make themselves cum. try it, i know you'll like it
Hey guys, I'm making tacos later, should I use Ortega, Old El Paso, or Taco Bell seasoning mix in my ground beef?
thanks for the tips. im getting off this thread now. kik is stellar.eliza
>>706990368
Fucking nice. Now let's see more of those pair of tits.
>>706991489
taco bell
>>706991504
No don't OP
>>706989924
>*appears randomly*
kek
>>706991504
one last pic b4 you go?
Post feet I will cum on my iPad then post the pic here. You rub your pussy to it. Win win
>>706990088
Trip dubs demands pic of pussy spread wide
>>706989924
>>706990544
What hurts me about it is that I can't imagine somebody took the time to write this for fun, copypasta is usually from genuine people who just make me sad inside.
>>706991567
thanks!
>>706991504
Post on more before you go.
>>706991504
get on and get off on cam for us
>femanon
> cams
> com
>>706991054
I knew it!
>>706991504
One more please femanon
Show us your feet
>>706990368
There's literally nothing wrong with fedoras, what's a hat matter anyways?
Do you by any chance live in the northeast? Maybe we can chat on fb? I'm a really nice guy, and have had a gf before so know how to treat a beautiful woman. If fact my ex gf said I was really cool in a fb post the other day, we still chat she's dating my roomate now. I cook and clean I know I can treat you a way a woman should be treated.
P.S. (I don't really were a fedora, just normal hats lol)
grab yourself by the pussy
Op is gone
>>706992081
Topkek
>>706991504
http://thebarchive.com/b/thread/648546865
>>706992056
No, I'm more of a gentleman OP. I'm college educated, I work out, and if anything, Ill be the one in the kitchen. Ples email me.
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I replied because you're a female 4channer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
>>706991504
kinda looks like yours ..
>>706992056
>>706992399
Look bitch fuck these other two faggots, I'll pound that pussy hard you'll understand why you'll never earn as much as a man in no time.
>>706992516
Nice pair of tits.
>>706992666
Satan wins.
>>706989572
dude here: what type of stimulation do you usually prefer? clitoral, vaginal, deep vaginal?
what are favourite fantasies?
>>706990570
>I got these tips from watching porn
fml.. virgin you will kill her boner.. fuck off
>>706991592
kek
>>706992516
Where did you find this?
anyone kik her yet?
>>706993060
there is lots of stuff on the internet
>>706993284
Yea she's a junior in hs
>>706993284
Yes shes sending videos of her masturbating
>>706993547
post those wins b/ro
>>706993547
She's 16 tho
>>706993634
annnnnnd noped outta here goobye
>>706993547
Post it.
>>706992490
Wow will you b my xbox live boyfriend?
>>706989572
Anything is a dildo if you are adventurous enough
>>706993785
kekd
>>706993634
How do you know that?
>>706989572
Your boobs look really familiar... what state do you live in?
>>706991504
Why would you hide your face in the pics yet post your kik?
>>706990436
>Friendzone
Oh to be 14 again
>>706993634
and who the fucking cares?
>>706994119
I asked if she's a junior in high school and she said yeah. Typically they are like 16 or 17
>>706994344
>>706991504
You could post more pics and masturbait knowing a bunch of neckbearded faggots are jerking their tiny cuck dicks to you
>>706994359
Aaaaanddddd I am out.
>>706989572
>>>/d/. Works every time. Guaranteed.
>>706994359
16/17 is legal in most states
>>706992940
What he said was actually legit but getting it from porn is fucking bullshit and he's still a retard
>>706994637
Imig
>>706991592
Hahahahahaha this is pure gold.
>>706994554
yep #notworthit
>>706989924
its a fucking catfish
>>706994666
Fuckin checked nigger
>>706989572
Punch yourself in the breasts.
Bash your pussy with a pole.
MODS MODS MODS SHE'S 16 MODS MODS MODS CP MODS MODS
>>706989924
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>706990679
Stale
>>706989572
shoe on head
>>706990368
Fucking rekt
>>706991504
>leaving before showing the benis
>>706990124
found the newfag
also checkem
>>706996322
>dubs
>winrar?
