And other stories from the service industry
>>706988187
Are we just blatantly copying top reddit posts now?
>>706989163
More like something awfull.
http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/retarded-customer-questions/1/
>2007
>>706989163
https://youtu.be/LeG_judrcOA?t=1m18s
>>706989163
Yes.
Go
In regards to buy 1 get 1 free deal.
"How much is this If I only buy one?"
>I sell tiles
>Customer is looking at 3x6 subway tiles
>Customer asks if I have a 6x3
...
>>706988187
Just had this happen tonight
>customer walks in and stutters for 20 seconds
>I glean the word "knob" from his word salad
> door knob? no
>cabinet knob? no
>faucet knob/handle? outdoor faucet!
>Oh, you need a handle for an outdoor faucet? no, outdoor faucet!
>ok, outdoor faucets are on aisle 13. I'm with a customer, I'll be with you in a minute.
>fast forward 30 seconds later and he's leaving cause we didn't help him.
>ok, have a nice night, sir.
>WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME!? WHAT IS YOUR NAME!? WHO IS YOUR BOSS!?
>I give him all pertinent information and he begins to leave..
"again, have a nice night, sir!"
>>706988187
>I sell a printer
>wants a new sealed box from top shelf, be sure everything is in there
>ok.
>get ladder, bring one down.
>wants me to check everything is inside
>open the box and check with customer present
>re-seal box and give it to customer
>"but I said I wanted a new, sealed box"
>mfw
If i could make him chicken tar tar....
>>706991196
I do shit like this on purpose.
>Yeah, I'll have the lemon chick, medium rare, please.
>>706988187
started at dollar tree
everything is 1 dollar
first day working there
>> how much is this?
>>706991076
Shoulda taped it up in front of em
Computer repair tech here
Had a customer call and say her coffee cup holder was broken
It was her CD ROM drive
>working at wendys
>i work the sandwich station, but we all have headsets to hear the orders
>car pulls up to the drive through
>drive-thru guy greets them with the standard line
>"hi welcome to my wendys how may i help you"
>customer thinks for a second
>"yes, do you have the mcdouble?"
no bitch we dont
>>706992495
You gotta be fucking shitting me.
Work in a packie, place is full of wine bottles on display. "Do you carry wine, or just beer?". Woman was sober, refused to sell to her because she 'seemed intoxicated'.
>>706992800
check'd and agreed
>>706992922
Also check'd, thanks for agreeing.
>>706992800
It happen. My mom did that back in the 90s. worst part is, my dad was a software engineer. somehow that tidbit completely eluded her. She was so technophobic after that, she didn't even have a facebook or a tablet until this January.
>>706988187
"Is it breaded?" The customer asks the server.
"I don't know. I'll ask the cook" Says the server.
"It is breaded. It says breaded chicken in the menu." I tell the server.
"Will they notice if it's breaded?" Asks the server.
"Yes. Yes they would."
>Why is my bill so high?
>Ordered 4 meals with upsizes
Was fastfood drivethru
I work in the produce section of Walmart. Sometimes we run out of bulk or individual fruit.
>Can I just open a bag?
What kind of meat is in your chicken tacos?
Are your baked potatoes gluten free?
>>706992495
What a chuckle
>>706993866
That joke is older than 4 chan, Hell that joke was around when the 486 DX 4 was consider the fastest computer.
>>706993719
Mostly soy based meat substitute, some sardine paste and chicken flavoring. I fucking love Jack in the Box
>>706993557
Also this.
>Do you guys still have the Summer Strawberry Chicken Salad?
She asked it when it was winter December
>>706991076
Got trolled faggot
> be me
> work at toys r us
> customer walks up
"Where is the toy section?"
Why are you fuckers so scared of service people that you'll never accept my help in finding whatever fucking product you're looking for? So tired of asking "Anything I can help you find, sir?" and you to just say no thanks and keep obviously searching for something in the wrong spot.
>>706990843
Did you have 6x3?
>>706994258
To be fair, Toy's R US does sell alot of other shit besides toys.
>>706994439
That's actually a legitimate question.
>>706990843
> goes in back and on posts 4Chan.
>>706988187
>Be security in casino
>guest points to 1st floor elevator
"How do these work?"
>>706994011
>486 DX 4
the what?
Not mine, but pretty fucking bad
>Hello welcome to fastfood mayitakeyourorder.mp3
>"Yeah can I get a kids meal but without the toy and instead of the kids sandwich can I get a burger"
>--A-alright then.. One burger with fries anything--
>"I didn't order that why are you typing that?"
>You asked for a burge-
>"I ASKED FOR A KIDS MEAL WITHOUT THE TOY AND A BURGER INSTEAD OF SANDWICH ARE YOU S T U P I D 1?"
>Calm down s-sir
--'sir' is a hamplanet by the way--
>"WHEREISYOURMANAGERISWEARIWILLFILEAREPORTWHATISYOURNAME"
>Manager comes in, escorts hamplanet out, gravity restored to default values.
>>706990915
i hope you get fired
>>706994572
Wood burnin' calculatin' machines.
>working in a warehouse
>in charge of getting shit for a large account
>daily orders
>100,000 worth of product on a regular day
>they order like 2 million dollars worth of shit one day
>money doesn't come through right away
>my company gives it to them anyways because long time customers and they always pay
>tell them they aren't getting anymore until they pay for the last order
>order another 2 million of shit
>halfway through they day they tell me to not send the order out until they give me the okay
>still haven't paid yesterdays
>guy comes in asking about order
>they send him to me because they didn't know what was happening
>asks why I can't give him his order
>"Your company hasn't paid for it yet."
>>"But I ordered this. It's mine."
>"No, it's not. There hasn't been payment."
>>"BUT I ORDERED IT."
>"Yeah, but you have 2 million dollars worth of product you haven't paid for yet already. I've been told to cease putting out your orders until payment comes through."
>>"BUT I ORDERED IT! I NEED IT BY TOMORROW! IT'S ALREADY TOGETHER, JUST PUT IT ON THE FUCKING TRUCK!"
>"You. Haven't. Paid. For. It."
>>"BUT I ORDERED IT! WHY WON'T YOU DO YOUR JOB!?!"
>"Because I'm insubordinate and lazy. Sorry sir."
>complains to EVERYONE he can
>no one gives it to him
>he gets mad and leaves
Yes sir, I will give you 2 million dollars worth of shit for free.
>>706994149
thats why she asked retard
>>706991650
To be faaaaair, dollar tree has some good looking stuff and it's hard to believe it's all a dollar
>>706990843
thats not fucking dumb
maybe he actually wanted rectangle tiles instead of square
as in he wanted a 6x3 tile, not two 3x3s together making a "6x3 tile" with a line going down the middle
>>706994416
My experiences with service people is when they ask if you need help, they're asking out of courtesy. Most experiences I've had show they don't actually want to help. If I need help, I ask for it and I don't wait for someone else to ask.
>>706994572
How old are you? You don't know what a 486Mhz processor is that can be 4 x clocked with the push of a turbo button on the front of the case? 0
>>706994888
You fucking moron.
3x6 is 6x3.
2x4 is 4x2.
7x5 is 5x7.
Just move the fucking tile clockwise
>>706994888
at least you got trips. but learn to read
>>706994983
24.. or was it 12? no, pretty sure it's 24
>>706994800
gr9 b9 m9
>>706994605
>gravity restored to default values.
>>706994556
Face palm
>>706994888
... he said 3x6... 3 units by 6 units is the same as 6 units by 3 units...
>>706994888
>not turning the tile sideways
Are those trips the number of extra chromosomes you have?
>>706994416
Maybe they're just looking around, at least that's what happens to me everytime I'm looking to buy new clothes
>>706995160
>it is impossible to sell salad in the winter
>>706994605
chuckled
>work at burger king
>in the kitchen
>hear children screaming
>bimbo mother not giving a flying fuck bout her spawn
>orders 2 kids meals w/ nuggets
>put 4 in one bag, 5 in the other
>shitstorm not much later
why are children's tears so delicious
>>706988187
Back in high school I sold T shirts on Duval street in Key West. Every day a nearby local pier at Mallory Square would play host to people viewing the sunset. It was a tourist event if there ever was one.
I had a dumb bitch ask me how many times per day they held the "sunset ritual". I looked at her like it was a trick question.
"Ummm.....only once. At sunset..." She walked away and didn't say anything.
>>706994779
for curiosities sake, whats the product? and what happens to it after the truck takes it away, ie, what does it go into?
>>706995060
And if it has a pattern on it as most tiles do? The design might not look good sideways.
>>706994416
just leave me alone. nobody needs your help and im confused why this job even exists
>>706988187
>work as a roofer
"Did you guys do the whole roof?"
>>706995060
>>706995066
>>706995211
>>706995232
Oh fuck, you're all right
Im a fuckin' dopey dumpling
>>706994556
I would have explained it to him professionally in hopes of getting a tip.
>>706995396
Motorcycle parts. It goes to an unnamed large store. Where they sell it. We're talking literal tons of shit.
>>706994940
Yeah, I work here 9 hours each day year on end. If I don't know what or where it is I know everyone else who works here and what job they have. If I notice you obviously searching for something and you stupidly refuse my offer...smh friend. Maybe you should stop asking the door greeter or the freshly hired teen.
>working at metal salvage & recycling place
>working the aluminum cans station
>worst fucking customers ever
>regularly get cans filled with lead
>we pay 2-3x more for lead than cans
>customers argue that they have X amount of cans and I'm only saying they have X-1 amount, fine we go by weight for speed but if that extra nickel means so much to you I can take half an hour counting your cans
>worst questions ever
>can I get more if I do (random shit that does nothing to make recovering the metal easier)?
>>706995493
D-do you?
>>706995359
that was a joke, autismo
holy fuck
maybe she was even hitting on you
>>706994779
But he ordered it.
>>706995633
cool dude
did they end up paying and the trades continued? or did you stop selling to them
>>706995491
Why is Ron Swanson in this thread?
I bartend and I've found that while questions can be dumb they are far better and less confusing that people who don't ask questions.
Customer: "I'll have a bud light double well"
Me: "would you like a beer or a cocktail?"
Customer: "yeah"
>>706990915
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>706994556
as an engineer, I dont think this a dumb question at all.
>>706994416
because you end up wasting our time because you have no idea what the fuck you are doing. I'm guessing you work in a hardware store and are under 25 years old.
>>706995305
asking for a special, limited time only SUMMER salad
IN WINTER
do u see know,
>>706991650
people do that to fuck with the staff. you got trolled son
>>706995705
No shithead. It wasn't a joke anymore than your mom's 10th glory hole pregnancy was. She was an airheaded bimbo in her late 40s with two yard apes in tow.
>>706995855
good luck I'm behind 7 proxys
>>706994416
So much this. Working at a bottlestore is suffering
>>706988187
If you take the time to invest your full attention to the vapid bullshit spewed in your general direction by every tom, dick, and harry who thinks "the customer is always right" refers to their feelings and opinions rather than the bottom line of the company, you're on the fast track to burning out.
I would nod, smile, listen to key words, and toss a non-threatening witticism (from a repetoire of about 15) at them as they left.
If you can make someone laugh, (dumb or smart as they may be) they are instantly disarmed and feel pleasantly affirmed. Only chumps devote themselves to what is essentially a dead-end job.
tl;dr I don't actually listen, so I couldn't tell you. I'm sure it was quite stupid.
>be me
>be residential architect
>regularly asked by clients to design something illegal, electrical shit being most common
>tell I can't because the city building code says I can't
>second stupidest question ever
>Can I pay you more to just do it the way I want?
>stupidest question ever when I answer no
>Don't you know that the customer is always right?
Customer service (aka phone bitch) for a beer distributor.
>Dude calls asking for a copy of a Budweiser commercial he saw on TV.
>Wut? Tell him that we only ship and sell the beer, have nothing to do with commercials or anything.
>We even send him a Youtube link to the commercial.
>He insists on getting a physical copy.
Still confused to this day.
>>706995290
Nah, it's easy to spot if you work in service. There's the guy who's checking different fruit out, then there's the guy who's craning his neck with a list in his hand.
>>706995637
Do people actually ask the door greeter where shit is?
Kinda reversed roles but /b/ is the random bored
(also not mine)
>walk into Talk'O'Bellevue
>Hello taco plznthx
>beep boop bing "2.06 sir"
>visited bank earlier
>Whip out the mighty all-in-glory 2 dollar bill and appropriate change
>pizza-faced fucker of a cashier looks at me like im a retard
>"Why are you trying to pay in fake money?"
>allmywut
>This isn't fake..?
>"two dollar bills don't exist im calling the police"
>niggawhatareyoudoing
>Manager comes in
>;Why did you call the police, pizzakid?;
>"This guy is paying in fake money"
>manager grabs 2$ bill, looks at it through extremely dim light
>;yep dis be a fake dollur rite here;
>Police show up after 15 minutes
>-Wut seems to be the problem boys-
>"This guy is paying fake money take him away boys"
>He asks to see the "counterfeit" currency
>Meanwhile im sitting here wondering why someone would launder money to buy a cold taco from a shit-show of a taco place like this
>Police officer looks at it -How do you know its fake?-
>;two dollar bills don't exist, man;
>fucking sides fly off as the police officer turns to me and i see the cheekiest smile
>Sides are last seen orbiting space as the nigger gives me a frozen taco
>>706995749
Yeah, it just took them a few days. Also had the same guy send an e-mail asking me the impossible. They make between one and 20 orders a day. Some as small as .3 lbs. They wanted me to seperate the orders on seperate pallets WHILE maximizing truck cubing space. Also got mad because they ordered 2 lbs of shit and instead of putting it on it's own truck, I sent it UPS to save them a few hundred bucks. It got there at 11 am instead of 7:30 am.
>>706995977
It is a valid question. I bet you fuckers have everything there to make that salad or something similar to it. Nobody really cares about those fancy names or marketing ideas. Bitch just wanted that salad mate
>>706994416
because maybe we're just wasting time or getting out of the house, we don't need to fucking dart in and get everything ASAP and get out, sometimes we wanna just browse, sometimes we've got so much on our mind we'd rather search around in silence than find it quickly if it means interacting with you.
dont let your little sissy cock get in a knot cos not every customer you meet wants to be warm, friendly, and more likely to give a good word in for you if they see the floor manager
>>706995491
>Confused why produce sales associate is a job
>"He probably doesn't know what I'm looking for anyway."
>5 year badge
>>706988187
While wearing the company uniform, with the name of the company on the name tag, we all have been asked, "Do you work here?" I can't answer "yes" to something so obvious, so I just ask how I can help.
>>706996337
what kind of faggot asks for 2 dollar bills from the bank.
>>706996140
yeah, no. I'm pretty sure you are just autistic. It is an obvious joke. Even retards know, that the sun only sets once per day. thats the joke
>>706996507
You don't ask, you recieve.
>>706994416
>Hello. :) Anything I might help you find today, sir/ma'am?
>No, thank you, just browsing.
>Certainly, should you need anything I'll be just around the corner.
Unless you're on commission, why are you complaining about your job being made easier?
>>706994983
That turbo button was fuckin awesome. One thought though, why was it even there? Why not just have it on all the time and not have the button for on/off?
>>706994760
Kek
>>706996303
Yeah, we just started bringing door greeters back a couple months ago at Walmart. They pull people in produce to greet since we're in the front of the store. Commonly asked if electronics has X accessory for Y device or if we have any .22LR in stock.
>Hell if I know.
>>706996645
because overclocking could burn out the processor
so they figured they would let the user decide when the extra computing power would be worth the risk of bricking the computer
>>706996623
nigga what? never have I ever got a 2 dollar bill unless I asked specifically for it.
>>706996343
Holy shit they sound like cunts
they should've specified they needed it at 7:30am and not later, you were decent trying to save some money for them
>>706995359
Key west= huge fucking faggot
back when i worked at BK i got asked if BK sells hamburgers. pretty sure the person meant "can i get a burger that doesn't have cheese on it" but still i had to mute the drive thru mic because i was laughing too hard
>>706995956
lol, reminds me of ace hardware. I go in, a floor worker asks what I need. I ask where the bulk hose is. The pay by the foot stuff, you know. They tell me they don't have that kind of stuff. I say ok, I'll just look around. Then I go to the back of the store, where the bulk hose is, find the box knife someone left at the station, cut my 3 feet of automatic dishwasher hose, put a label with length sku and price on it and go pay for it. While I'm paying the floor worker notices and I can almost hear him thinking, where in the fuck did he find that.
>>706988187
I work at a gun shop. Had a customer ask me if the 550 FPS $90.00 air gun he was looking at, would kill a rabbit at 200-250m.
>>706996434
I dont care if you know what I'm looking for or not. A fucking sign in the shop will do your useless job better and more efficient than you anyway.
I just dont want to be bothered everytime I enter a store. Sometimes people are just looking around with nothing particular they want to buy.
Then one of you bored shitheads comes and asks the same stupid question you have asked a million times in your "career" already and people have to fake a smile and say "oh. Im just looking around" or "oh dont worry, I know where it is"
you are cancer
Customer walks in literally 2 minutes before closing time followed by her retard spawn covered in so much fake tan they look like oompa loompas they're all wearing the exact same clothes since we're not allowed to hurry the customers along she takes 45 minutes when she finally gets to the till and after I've scanned her stuff and finally begins to leave I say "have a nice night miss" as I say with everyone all of a sudden she stops dead in her tracks and turns to screaming at the top of her lungs "what the fuck did you say to me and my children?" I repeat what I said all of a sudden she goes ballistic calling me a liar then she starts pulling shit out of her carrier bags to throw at me at this time the children are cowering in fear and empty their bladders all over the floor my manager some how sneaks up behind her and restrains her so I can call the bobbies when they arrive she's arrested and I tell them what happened and she's taken away when the kids father arrives a slob of a man who looks as if he inhales gravy on a regular basis in the end the man apologises for his wife and gives me £100 for my troubles and long story short bitches be crazy
Pretty much 1 out of 5 calls I answer every day, it's "hey, are you open today?"
No dumbass, I'm just here answering phones for my health when we're closed.
Then even worse than that, about 1 out of every 3 calls are for the building next door which has a phone number completely different, and customers get mad because I can't do whatever they want even though they called the wrong office.
>>706996194
Post link faggot
>>706988187
was working telephone support for ink jet printers, and was helping a customer test his printer and told him to "Press any key".
I was asked, "Where's the ANY key."
>>706996393
We get a $10 bonus for every good work shit lord. Excuse me for wanting to be serviceable.
>>706997022
Could It?
>>706996872
Lol... mine was always on. never had an issue during the marathons of Doom II, Civ II and Sim City 2000 back in 96.
>>706997103
At least they probably know how to use punctuation.
>>706997166
And then I said; that's not the any key, that's my wife!!
>>706988187
>work in meat dept
>do you have ground beef?
>>706997065
We don't have a choice, unfortunately.
It's what we are told to do.
"How much is this?"
>I work at a 99 cent store.
>>706997022
Do you guys sell any of them Glock bullets?
>>706995060
What if I totally fuck up and turn it counterclockise instead of clockwise?
>be in line at walmart
>hamplanet in front of me is buying something that is discontinued and discounted by the store manager
>teller gives total
>hamplanet pays
>teller gives hamplanet receipt
>hamplanet looks receipt over
>looks at teller
>you charged me $10 for this, and it was marked $8
>I'm sorry, but I don't have the authority to give refunds. If you go to customer service they can refund you the difference.
>we are right in front of the customer service desk
>Why do I have to go all the way over there? Just give me the $2!
>teller spends 10 minutes trying to convince hamplanet that she is not allowed to give refunds and will be fired if she does.
>eventually hamplanet gives up
>waddles passed customer service on her way out
>>706988187
>nobody told me my fridge needed water to make ice
fucking cant even make this shit up
>>706995322
Oh you evil fucker.
>your total will be 4.86 but I can save you a little money
>get that senior discount
>"Everyone likes to save some money, right?"
> WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? I MAY BE OLD BUT I DON'T NEED YOUR CHARITY!
>o.k.
>>706996817
Kek
>>706997022
>work at a gun shop.
>uses metric system to estimate distance.
why you always lyin?
in my french course, this one chick asked how to "laugh in french"
>>706997252
No. Probably point blank but even then it might not.
>>706997464
Yes. And Glocks too.
>>706994888
Damn that hurts to look at anon
"Can I get the other lettuce" There is 1 lettuce here... You mean spinach.
>>706997398
The problem is that most of the people who do that job don't have enough knowledge of the store to do it properly, and can't be bothered to gain that knowledge. The rare gems that do are usually the smarter ones in the store and they get promoted and some useless twat takes their place.
>>706997244
Ill give you 5 bucks to suck my cock if you're so fucking keen to be my friend
>>706997350
Oh no I forgot punctuation whatever shall I do?
>>706995603
Forget about what you know about tipping when refering to a casino anon. There's 3 workers who get tips in casinos: Food and beverage, slots, table games. Once in a while you get a nice person that just hit big on a slot machine and has to take a royal piss and asks you to watch his machine for him and gives you a few dollars, but that literally means nothing when you have to share that those few dollars to every other security guard across 3 shifts, plus supervisors.
>>706995927
As a guard who is basically a glorified babysitter, I think it's a really dumb question but whatev. A close second was a question someone asked another guard
>referring to our escalators
"Do these go downstairs?"
>>706997703
Kind of reasonable. She might have meant how to write laughter. In Spanish is is jajajajaja, so it could be something like that.
>>706997166
Did you not get the joke or something?
>>706997449
worse is when they flip their shit bc it isn't $1 or 99 cents after tax
>>706997350
Kek, probably not though
>>706997805
No anon, the customer wanted a hookup for some of the devil's lettuce.
And you couldn't even pull through for them.
I hope you get fired, little bitch.
>>706992495
1995 called, they want their joke back.
>>706996829
Aren't those just to stop thieves
>>706997382
Well, do you?
>>706996929
Oh, they didn't need it then. It was just a ship today order. Which means I ship it out that day. I'm not in charge of when a truck gets there. I'm not UPS, FedEx or any other transportation company. The complaint isn't even a real one. Another one of my favorites-
>>"why aren't there shipping labels on things you don't package?"
>"I didn't package them. No shipping manifest prints. It shouldn't be necessary unless you start sharing shipping with another company for some reason."
>>"How do we know what order it's from then, huh?"
>"Don't you have order manifests?"
>>"What?"
>"A list of what you bought..."
>>"We don't know what we bought."
>"Uh............ Right."
I wound up labeling every box with THEIR order number and writing down every order that was physically on a pallet. On the paperwork, in the computer and physically on the pallet. Because they don't know what they order.
>>706990843
I sell tiles as well. Can confirm that this happens. I just silently turn the display board 90 degrees.
>>706995060
Pattern could matter.
There is much more to tile than just fucking numbers.
>>706992800
yes.. yes he is.
>>706997476
Then you'll lose your job and your mother will die in her sleep.
>>706995855
am I the only one who's never read this entirely even though I've seen it a hundred times?
>>706993719
Dark or white faggot
>>706997361
>>706997865
you retards think I'm trying to make a joke; sadly, it was totally true.
>>706997805
Oh shit, I hate that too.
>Can I help you?
>Yeah, where's the lettuce?
>Literally entire wall of salads and lettuces
>What kind?
>The normal kind.
>>706995493
Been there.
>"No ma'am just the top part, not the bottom"
Husband standing next to her thought it was the funniest thing ever, she was nowhere to be seen for the rest of the job.
Every other subcontractor there bought me beer for getting rid of her.
>>706991076
I'm a repair technician for Dell,
we dont talk directly with customers but they can leave comments that will show up in our system for us to check.
This one is my personal favorite that ive seen yet.
> Customer purchased a printer that cannot scan papers they then return it stating "I specifically ordered this printer to be able to scan my needed files. I know it said online that this model cant scan papers but i thought maybe if i bought it that it would be able too."..... what the fuck
> pic related is the printer model
>>706993438
Panko or regular breaded?
>>706997716
I wouldn't bet on a 550 fps bb gun even getting the bb 200 meters.
>>706988187
>Taco Bell here
>HOW MUCH IS THE $5 BOX?
>HOW MANY TACOS IS IN THE 12 PACK?
>IS THERE BEEF ON THE CANTINA VEGGIE BURRITO?
>HOW MUCH ARE THOSE DOLLAR DRINKS RIGHT NOW?
>>706995927
To be fair, it's a silly question to ask of a security guard.
>>706998126
Are you the only ignorant half-wit with the attention span of a goldfish here?
Doubtful.
What were we talking about again?
>>706997983
No, we have Asset Protection associates for that. Door greeters were brought back due to customer demand from surveys we do monthly (read your receipt sometime). They check people's receipts but only for big ticket items or during Black Friday, but that's a whole different game.
>>706998167
Please stop breathing.
>>706997350
Fuckkkkkkkk that's a good reply anon
>>706995232
But then the pattern would be different dumbass
"What kind of cabbage do black people eat?"
>>706996888
witnessed, and true. banks don't just hand out $2
former searsfag, that store is a shitshow and deserves to burn. here's a story
>in softlines (non-tools/appliances/electronics)
>old lady comes up with a return
>no receipt
>try to look it up through their rewards program (protip, this works like 30% of the time on a good day)
>no record of the sale, would have to process it as a no-receipt return
>this also means that she'd have to accept a return at the lowest price of the season, ultimately losing maybe $4-5
>"I want to return this and I want ALL my money back"
>"M'am, I have no way of knowing what you paid for this"
>escalates to a manager call
>manager repeats exactly what I said
>"I'm never doing business here again"
>manager caves and refunds her
>I drink heavily after that shift
i have a few more if anyone is interested
>>706998434
"Welcome to Costco we love you."
people are fucking goofy as hell.
>>706994572
Underage shows. also has never built a tower pre 2000
>>706998303
Went into a Taco bell about 3 months ago and they were mega chill, they asked me if they gave me a free slushy would I do a survey, I said, "To be honest probably not." Chick up front then yelled back to the kitchen what I said and they gave me one anyway.
>>706992677
kekekekekekekekek
useless customers
>>706998443
please stop posting.
>>706988187
Does the decaf coffee have any caffeine, or is that extra?
>>706992677
could have just driven to the wrong place if there is a OverwieghtDonalds next to you guys
>>706998286
Panko breaded chicken is stupid. Who would do that? That is still a less dumb question though, since the menu just says breaded.
>>706998303
>mfw I ask my friends who work at taco bell these questions just to slow them up
>>706998709
Alright anon I'll bite
>>706994940
>this
also pride.
>>706998167
Bleach is best served with a shot of gin and 2 fl oz of Saint Germain. Add a squeeze of lime to taste and a splash of sprite if you'd like.
>Work in Lego store in a mall
>Doors closed, lights out, closing out tils
>Family knocks on window and asks if we're closed
No, just keep pulling
>>706995359
With an event as popular as that, it should be held twice a day at minimum. The drink sales alone would make a fortune.
>be me
>verizon rep
>assistant manager
>closing with a new guy
>guy who looks like a fat dyke comes into store
>new guy pitches him for a new phone with accessories
>misquoted
>dyke starts raging
>"I dint need all this crap"
>Its a case, screen protector, and charger
>guy would be saving $60 of he stopped yelling and lostened
>didn't want to listen
>"I want to speak to your manager."
>I step in
>"whats the problem sir?"
>looks at my name tag
>"You're just an ASSISTANT manager."
>"well...thats kind of a manager?"
>guy leaves us a bad review
>>706993438
Literally, fucking kill yourself.
>>706996872
such bullshit. It was there because some older programs would run too fast with it turned on. why you always lyin?
itt: the very people this thread is about
jesus christ I'm out
>>706988187
I work at a deli. Every day, there is always some geriatric asking, "Is the sweet ham/honey ham spicy?" or "What is the seasoning for the buffalo chicken?"
>>706999338
lol why are you butthurt?
IT /b/ro here. this one was the worst...
>At company mainfloor, smells like coffee and menopause.
>Clueless-Barbara can't log into her computer
>I typy-ta-tuh-ta-tuh on the ol' keyboard for a bit
>"Barb, your passwords expired, you need a new one."
>"OK, Anon, what should i make it?"
>for fucks sake Barb, just TRY for once in your life...
>"You can make it anything you want Barb, just at least 7 chars."
>"oh, ok..." ...sitting, staring at screen, no typey typey...
>looks up at me, looks back at screen, still no typey typey...
>looks up at me again
>"Can i just make it all Asterisks? ...cuz thats all that shows up anyway."
>"....yes Barb. That would work."
>>706995855
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.
>Ringing up old lady with only a bottle of shampoo
>"Will that be all today?"
>"I...I don't know!" She says nervous and scared
The fuck?
>pizza shop
>college town
>buy one get one free coupon
>MULTIPLE students asking
>"If I use two coupons, do I get both free?"
>mrw
>>706997984
Yessir, grass fed and all natural.
>no grass fed chicken tho
>>706998740
>chick
>the stories posted here
>>706988187
is this where the alzheimers stage is?
>verizon ask still
>be this morning
>customer comes in
>says she has no money
>"I can get you a new phone for $20. If you wanted the accessories we have a great deal where the out of pocket would be $175 and it warrantee and guarantees everything you need."
>"yes! Let's do that!"
>end of sale
>"I can't afford all this"
>"I thought you wanted all of it?"
>"I thought it was financed"
>"that's the phone"
>"you need to think of a better way to word that next time. I don't know all this lingo"
>"you know more lingo than me ma'am. I don't know what else 'out of pocket could mean."
>>706999571
Ur like a kindergarten teacher
nice
>>706999598
most of these kids will make it through college. think about that for a minute.
>>706999180
christ, you're a bitchy little faggot.
>>706994416
Being someone with anxiety, you are doing more harm than help.
>>706999571
Hey IT another IT here, just wondering is it possible to get s job without a qualification? Going through some shit right now, thanks bb xx
>>706998709
spineless manager!
>>706998236
we're a managed services and hosting company, basically outsourced IT.
We're certified Dell Retailer and Repair technicians too, but whenever someone comes in with a warranty repair, we still make one of your sorry asses come out and fix it.
We find it a pain in the ass.
>>706998709
I worked in Sears Auto for a while. Don't. They let the customers complain to the auto techs.
>black friday
>first day on the job
>whatever, I can do this
>4am
>guy wants tires rotated
>lug caps are gone, lug nuts swollen
>years of shitty mainenance
>tell him he's gonna need new ones if I do this
>like 20 bucks normally
>probably less on black friday
>says okay
>break off the lugs, rotate and balance his shit
>no new lugs
>go up front and ask if he paid for new lugs
>no
>okay, what do I do?
>We'll ask him
>he comes into the shop all pissed off
>YOU JUST SAID I NEEDED NEW LUGS NOT THAT I'D HAVE TO PAY FOR THEM
>uh... I said they didn't come with the rotation
>WHY CAN'T YOU PUT THEM BACK ON
>I don't have a 23.5 impact socket
>BORROW ONE FROM ANOTHER GUY
>They don't make them. I can't put them back on. If I did, your truck would break apart.
>WHERE'S THE NEAREST WALMART?
>Like 4 miles that way.
>proceeds to walk to Walmart to get lugnuts
>doesn't want to pay ME more money
>I don't get paid for sales
>leaves truck in my bay for 4 fucking hours
>is pissed at me because he had to wait in line at walmart
>paid 30 dollars for lug nuts
>they have those shitty lock nuts
>PUT THESE ON!
>I don't want the funny looking ones though
>I... Why did you buy ones with lug locks of you didn't want themm
>I WAS IN A HURRY, JUST DO IT
>O-okay.
>find 4 spare lugs in a pile of shit I have just to shut him up
>SEE, YOU DID HAVE LUGNUTS
>Yep sir, have a fantastic day now.
>doesn't even tip me for hogging half my bays on the busiest day of the year
>lost a few hundred on commision because of that faggot
>>706995211
no it's not, well maybe.
3x6 implies 3 wide by 6 tall
6x3 implies 6 wide by 3 tall
if the tiles had stripes or stars or some gay ass pattern on them it would matter.
time for my autism meds.
>>706999120
back story/info
>sears really pushes their credit card shit
>for every 10 customers you help, at least 1 needs to apply for a card
>if they have a sears master card, you need to push the sears in-store card
>your credit rating can get tied to your job performance
>if you are a marginal employee with bad credit rates, you can lose your job
the situation
>you here some crazy shit from some people who are too polite to say "I don't want to get a credit card"
>"Oh, I already have one" well which one? "oh I don't know"
>proceeds to pay with a different store card
>"Oh, I had issues with identity theft, so I went and froze my credit"
>proceeds to pay with a credit card anyway
>the countless people who get angry at me personally for sears/some 3rd party losing their identity long before I even worked there
>The old people who try to reapply for a sears card to save the $15 only to find out they have both cards and didn't know it
>the mexifags that apply for a card even though they don't have a SSN or state ID
I always hated having to explain lay-away to people butthurt over the fact that they can't leave the store w/ what they just put on lay-away
>>706998236
i dont get it. they wanted to be able to upload pics and stuff to the printer, no?
>>707000069
this was meant for
>>706999615
>verizon rep
>customer comes in
>"How do I make a call?"
>you hit the home button
>"what's the home button?"
>the button that looks like a house
>Okay now what
>tap the phone
>where?
>the logo that looks like a phone
>her I phone password pops up out of nowhere just as I was beginning to make progress
>"what's this?"
>just type in your password
>what is it?
>...i don't know.
>can we change it?
>yeah. (Changes password)
>now type it in again
>what is it?
>you just changed it.
>what's that mean?
This goes on for two hours. Left me a bad review saying it takes too long to get anything done at my store and I wasn't helpful
>>706988187
will this constipate me?
>>707000438
>>for every 10 customers you help, at least 1 needs to apply for a card
>>if they have a sears master card, you need to push the sears in-store card
that explains so much about Sears
>>706988187
"does the meatball sandwich have meatballs on it?"
>>707000375
Dense as a donkey
>>706999592
Wow, is this really what this place has become?
I have never seen anything this fucking stupid on this site ever.
I found this place in early 2004. I could always find something that made me laugh, sure trolling here use to be like pissing into an ocean of sewage, but none the less it was what it was. Even though I only come here occasionally anymore, it is true, the cancer has finally killed this degenerate cesspool of a website.
>>706998875
agreed, panko blows.
>>707001000
Nope, it's mostly bean sprouts and alfafa. Really popular with our vegan customers.
>>707001229
>inb4 gtfo newfag
>>707000884
These people need to be imprisoned and re-educated.
>>707000310
honestly, if the customer threw enough of a fit, most of them would cave if the money issue was under $20. use that how you will
>>707000375
I can't even imagine how bad the auto guys got it at my store, I hope they got paid better than I did
>>707000987
it saves them like a 13% exchange rate between banks of other cards during transactions, so I understand to a degree, but holy fuck it's rough. the appliance/tools guys have to get warranties/PA's at around the same percentage. We get actually $2 an app
>>707001000
trips
also
>people at Subway that ask what comes on a sandwiches
>get told what meats
>ask if that is all
>get told you can choose the type of bread and cheese, and we'll put on any of the condiments you see here that you want
>but what normally comes on the sandwich
>every sandwich is unique because we make it to the customer's specifications
>OK, what comes on this other sandwich
>>706998126
>he's only seen it a hundred times
newfags smh
>>707000215
Sure m8, i did.
If you actually know what you're doing with a PC (at least built a few and config a router)
You can join an IT temp company like TekSystems, Robert Half, or Kelly.
Just look whats around you, sometimes there's regional tek temp businesses too, those are better and less corporate.
Every temp job you get (basically setting up 50 workstations at a new business or moving computers and re-setting them up at a new building, whatever the client needs, its mostly shit work) remember to put that on your resume with big words so it at least sounds like you have experience and know what you're doing.
...sorry, Baez just homered. had to freak out for a sec...
After you do a bunch of temp jobs you can start applying for assistant admin jobs and help desk.
Just remember to keep adding what you do to your resume.
This is exactly how i got into the biz 15 years ago.
I now have a lot of certs only because the companies i've worked for paid for me to get them.
>>707001229
Not sure who's trolling harder, you or him.
>>706999240
Fuuuuck
I was convinced you were my co-worker talking Bout me until 60% through.
New Verizon guy here.
>>706988187
"Can you bless my dog."
>Don't get me wrong, I love dogs.
However, consider this:
>Dogs don't have rational souls.
>Blessing an elderly dog will not make it young again.
>Never heard of a miraculous dog healing over the past 2000 years.
>I understand that dogs are good companions.
>People are better companions.
>People hate me because I want them to do better.
>I will still bless their animals once a year.
>But I don't have to like it.
>>706995322
Thanks anon. This comment made my fucking night. Gotta love fucking with kids.
>>707001741
You consider your parishioners customers?
>Priest at Our Lady of the Greatest Savings
>>707000077
If I wanted your opinion, I'd give it to you gaylord.
>verizon asm
>offer insurance
>customer declines
>I move on
>he doesnt
>"I've never dropped my phone. I have never needed insurance ever. I bought a $2000 washing mashine and didn't get insurance. I've had this phone 3 years with no case or screen protector. Its in perfect condition"
>"do you want a case and screen protector? It's not an insurance but its a damn fine assurance."
>nope. Never needed them.
>okay bud. The buyout starts at $650 and goes down by $27.45 every month. Are you sure?
>Yeah. Insurance is a ripoff.
>Okay.
Customer goes outside after sale is finalized.
>goes to call wife
>huge gust of wind
>breaks phone on asphalt.
>comes back inside 3 seconds later
>screen shattered
>can i swap this out?
>that'll be $650 sir.
>>707002005
at least he isn't lying to himself about the fact that he sells false hope
>>707001622
I'd shit my pants if your name was chris
>>706997839
Any more stories?
>>707001487
another story, I'm >>707000438
>had a lady come in, buy shit with a coupon
>saves maybe $10
>Later that day, returns the stuff
>bitches that she didn't get the full value of her refund
>"M'am, no store refunds you the value of your coupon"
>satiates her enough to leave the store
>about 2 hours later
>get a call forwarded to my till
>the same bitch, same problem
>go back and forth on it for 20 minutes
>finally I get pissed about it
>"M'am, you didn't get that $10 back because you didn't originally PAY that $10"
>windows_starting_music.wav
>"that makes sense"
>>707002005
I'm a christian and this is why I dont go to church. Watching them drive around in mercedies and talking about their new property in orange county in a boastfull fashion. They are the fucks that give christianity a bad name and I completely understand why people have that prejudice against Christians and religion in general.
>>707002005
No, but I consider it a service industry. I'm at ppl's beck and call pretty much 24/7. 90% of it is stupid shit tho.
>>706995322
This is great.
i had a buddy who worked at chuck-e-cheese
he loved to find a couple of desperate kids looking in the coin-return for tokens.
he'd round them up and throw a token on the ground to make them fight over it.
It was fantastic.
he got fired for refusing to clean the curly slide after a toddler pee'd down it.
>>707002237
Guess you could say he worked at HARD ROCK cafe
>>707002469
Fucking THIS
>>707002469
I agree.
>>706992677
Well, this happens.
>waiting in line at Burger King
>my turn to order
>20 pack of chicken mc nuggets, please
>we don't have chicken mc nuggets
>then just the normal ones
Until a few seconds after I thought she heard me order some special chicken nuggets that were sold out, hence me ordering the "normal" ones. Naturally I kept my poker-face death stare until I got my food.
>>707001487
endlessly make $20 from stolen tools
great success!
Retail workers seem to convince themselves that they're the greatest people that have ever fucking lived, what's makes your job so fucking difficult when you're just folding shirts that a 10 year old in Bangladesh did in his job that actually is hard?
>>707002469
One of the many reasons I left the Ministry and joined the army. It's just so much more honest in 3rd world hell holes. Bagdad, Sadr City, Oakland, Omaha.
>>707002846
The customers. A kid in Bangladesh doesnt even have parents, nevertheless customers
>>706988187
>working at walmart
>customer asks me if we have any cheeze-its in the back
>scan barcode, none at all
>he asks where the next closest walmart is
>I tell him in townsville about 40 minutes down the road from here
>he looks me straight in the face and asks me if I'll drive over there and get him some cheeze-its
>stare at him a moment to gauge if he's serious
>he says nothing
>"no i can't do that"
>WELL WHY THE FUCK NOT?
>tell him to ask a manager
>say they have more authority to leave the store
>just wanted the fucker to leave me alone
>he follows me through the store until I find a manager and get rid of him
in case any of you don't know, no, walmart employees will not drive to another fucking walmart to get you an out of stock item. holy shit.
>>706993633
Where I buy groceries it's done by weight anyways, so, in fact, yes, you can just open a bag.
>>707002818
Loss prevention watches tools, electronics, and jewelry like a hawk, I wouldn't risk the citation for $20. between sears and the law, you can get upwards of a $300 fine shoplifting
>>707002940
good for you bruh I hope this isnt bullshit. but why army? why not just do missionary work.
>>707001134
I've met smarter donkeys.
>>707001487
Probably if they were paid hourly and commision. Some just get hourly. I always loved it when people would get mad that I didn't rotate their hubcaps. I rotated your wheels, not the plastic caps. Same guy complaines twice about that. Both times I just left his car sit in my bay and went out to get lunch, switched his hubcaps and sent him on his way.
>>707002469
People who call themselves Christians with pomp and pride typically aren't.
People who show compassion and have a genuine concern for their fellow man without needing to advertise it typically are.
This is why I don't describe myself a Christian. Though when push comes to shove, that's certainly what I am.
>Hey, guys, listen. I know shit's rough here. There isn't enough food, the flood last year killed your kid, the Romans generally make life hell. It's tough. But trust me when I say, this life is short, and eternal life is yours in paradise. All you have to do in your short time here is be kind. Treat your fellow man the way you would want to be treated. Give what you can, take what you need, and generally, just try not to be scummy to one another. You get to come hang out with me and my dad when all is said and done. Just do your best while you're here. I love ya.
>Gets nailed to a 2x4
>>706995542
No, faggot, that's not how it works. You're not wrong on the internet and simply accept it, you fucking fight until everyone else is fucking wrong or fucking dead.
>>707003264
I felt sorry for those bastards who got strictly commission. they could make bank during the holidays, but one slow weak and they're eating crackers for dinner
>>707003031
>>707003031
You have to deal with customers in practically every job, retail workers have to stop pretending that every other job requires no human fucking contact, you're actually acting like your job is harder than a kid in a sweatshop working for peanuts just because he doesn't have to deal with regular people that don't want the help of a useless faggot who only got hired for their looks because they don't have any personality or skill
>>706989894
Not actually a stupid question. Damn near every buy one get one free deal is just a 50% off deal because the register machine is stupid and can't handle checking to see if you bought a second one.
>>707001487
Customers usually cave if the money required is less than a bill. Things like "$95" "15" "7" and "3" are great numbers because theyre all just under a bill. What i do in sales is I throw out a weird number like "175" so that way they are more inclined to do a debit card instead of math and i dont have to count the intake money at the end of the day.
>Target
>Always work toys and electronics
>Stocking CD shelves
>At the beginning of the aisle in front of electronics boat
>Could comes in
>Straight out the trailer
>Greet them as they walk by
>Hear them on the other side of the shelves talking
>Checking out the video games
>1 minute later
>DOESANYONEFUCKINGWORKHERE?
>step out and say still right here sir
>Walk towards them with keys in my hand
>Oh, do you have the keys?
>What can I get for you sir?
>Points out what he wants
>I open the case and take the game to the register
>Ring it up and ask if they need anything else
>Can we pay for that here?
>Yes, here is the total
>They pay
>I get a big grin as I hand them the bag
>Any more questions that I can answer for you?
>>706996872
No. Back in the day timers depended on CPU cycles, rather than abstract clocks and computer programs didn't run the same speed when the CPU clock was higher.
>>707003240
I joined the army because I was a dipshit. If I had done my homework, I would have found out that the navy trains it's people to be competitive with civilian versions of their career field. Improves retention, etc. Missionary work never appealed to me due to an immediate support network. If shit hits the fan in Eritrea, who the fuck am I gonna call? the fucking embassy 2 countries away, then wait for verification that I'm a citizen, a non-com and what Geneva Conv category I full under? I don't mind risk. but ass rape cannibalism by 300 skinnys isn't my thing. I also didn't have the language skills or the medical training to call my own shots.
>>707003075
But it's your job
>>707003548
So post your bad customer stories. It's not like its hard work. Its fun. I wouldnt describe my job as hard. But some customers can be.
>>707003426
Best explanation of Christianity I've ever heard.
>>707003426
we still have a responsibility to share the word. its a tough road to tow. But when the time comes to spread the word, it will be obvious when its time.
>>707003548
There's a difference bebtween dealing with the common man and dealing with people that were specifically hired by their company to deal with the people that were hired by Their company to interact with each other on behalf of their respective companies.
The common man is stupid and doesnt understand how jobs work.
>>706994416
>go to Wal-Mart
>Minimum wage employee asks me if i needed help to find something
>say yes since they moved stuff around
> points in a direction and says "its over there"
>look where hes pointing and realize it encompasses literally 6 different sections of goods, not helping me at all
>mfw he walks away
> mfw that's all the training a retail employee gets in regards of helping people.
>>707003515
I got paid $5.25 an hour plus commision. Shit was awesome. They paid me just to make sure they had an experienced tech around in case the hourly guys didn't know what to do. If I made a lot of money already, I'd just chill in the breakroom and play Pokemon while the hourly guys changed oil. It was great how many people would just pull up and ask me to retorque their wheels. They don't buy anything, I don't get paid, but they want 5 minutes of my time for free. And I had to do it. What happens when you'RE driving down the road that makes you go "SHIT MY LUGS NEED TO BE RETORQUED RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!"
>Work as an apprentice butcher in a supermarket for a bit.
>Customer walks into the butchery (which they're not allowed to do) holding two bottles of milk.
>I ask what's up and why they're here.
>"Do you know the difference between these two milks?"
>Not really. Say I don't know
>"You should know."
>I'm very confused. "Why's that?" I reply
>"You work with cows don't you?"
>"Please leave".
>>706988187
I once worked at a tourist trap restaurant in Savannah. sometimes I’d get put in the office and to answer the phone.
>guy calls, says he's nearby but isn't sure
>"ok sir, do you know what road you’re on?"
>"I- uh- there are a lot of trees."
>…
savannah has trees everywhere.
>"do you know what direction you’re going in?"
>"I uh, I see a bridge."
>after some detective work I find where he is. nowhere near us. not even close.
>but super simple directions to get back
>"just turn around, drive a couple miles, turn right on Barnard st, follow it all the way downtown to the restaurant."
>"uh…"
>"turn around, make a right on Barnard."
I hang up, having saved this old man.
>he calls back 1 min later
>he needs reassurance or thinks I'm lying or something
>I reassure him
>he then calls me at the first square.
>I explain the road didn't end, it is just a tiny park you drive around
>he drives around it.
>he calls me at every time he has to drive around a square, thinking the road ended.
>pic attached of his route.
From people with a NASA badge meaning they literally work at NASA. Across the street at Fudruckers a burger place had some ask is a 1/3 lbs or 1/2 lbs burger bigger?
>>707003820
be careful man you are walking a fine line but I understand where you are coming from.
>>706996187
not when its illegal they're not
>>706994416
Because I'll ask if I need help. Stop interrupting my thought process. Most of the time I'm looking at shit to think about how or if it can get a job done, not because I don't find something. Also every. single. time I accept the help offered I have to explain half of my project, virtually draw a blueprint in the air to somehow get across the specific situation I need something for and then realize you spastics couldn't understand what I'm talking about if your life depended on it, not without actually seeing it anyways. The only time I ask is for specifics "Do you carry this particular special screw?", "Where are the water hoses?" and the likes.
>>707003515
Commission is the best way to get paid ever. I've had a salary job and an hourly job. But commission is by far the most fun and rewarding. It makes me want to actually work. Yeah slow times suck so it requires saving up which is tough since its hard to budget with numbers that change. But its fun.
I make $15/hr, personal commission, and store commission for being a manager. So i see about 3-5k/mo on average. But id take a strictly commission based job. What a thrill
>>707004293
I walked away from that line 24 years ago. I think I'm good.
>>706994605
Why is it that the most obnoxious cunts are always fucking fat? EVERY TIME I see people arguing with staff it's sweaty fatties.
>>707002416
>closed my till one night
>all stores vary a little bit, but my tills have to have $100, $150, and $200 in the drawer to close
>allowed a variance of $~2 because it's a bitch to break a $20 for .79
>anyways, closed my tills, check out for the night
>come in the next day for my closing shift
>lady working at the till that morning talks to me before she leaves
>"just wanted to let you know that your till was short by $70 this morning"
>I call bullshit, I double/triple count my tills every night I close
>get super paranoid about my tills for the remainder of my employment (accepted a different job)
>found out from a former coworker that one of my coworkers got caught stealing money from the tills
>about $300 over the course of a few months
>I want to track this bitch down so I can knock her teeth out
>>707000185
we found the tumblrina
>>707004841
Because fatties are the only ones who care about every iota of food they buy
>>707004795
So you've finished your work with the army then?
>>707004841
Or they're old. Fuck old people. I hate milenials for being entitled, but by far baby boomers are the most entitled generation of all time. I'm unfortunate enough to run a store in a rich old people town. One where the local McDonald's has a "sorry, we no longer accept $100 bills" sign out front.
>>706996645
This is the story of the Turbo Button.
Once upon a time, computers were even shittier than the shitty computers that had a turbo button. On these computers, counting to 1000 in a loop was a reasonable way to perform a delay, and didn't require the machine to set up waitstates with the system clock. Very efficient. Very clean. Then came a new kind of computer chip! It ran much faster! And for many programs, this was a good thing! But there were still programs, perhaps games you enjoyed, where if you tried to run it as fast as the computer wanted to go, you would just slam directly into a wall and die the instant you hit go.
Testing showed that a "Suck" button you turned on to slow the computer back down was unappealing. But a "Turbo" button you turned "on" to "speed up" the computer by turning off suck mode sounded really cool!
So that's what they did.
I work at fucking sears and some fat fucking dude in a wheelchair started asking me about the restrooms and after 5 min he asked if he could go into the womens restroom and I told him no and he said thanks and wheeled the fuck away
>>707005103
i live in a meth-head town and literally every single fast food place doesn't accept 50's or 100's anymore
>>707004177
>>707004574
I've been offered commission jobs before, but I can't take the uncertainty of a slow week, even if 3 weeks of good weeks would make up for it. I'd rather take steady pay at a lower rate, just for the safety of knowing I can save $20 a month or so
>>707005276
Maybe old people like meth?
>>706995977
I bet they only sell summer sausage in the summer, huh faggot?
>>707000185
Hon, this life is a rough business. You have to be strong to get by. I sympathize, but the world is an open ocean and the ocean is full of sharks. And sharks just wanna eat, and the weak are the first to be consumed.
This is for your benefit... there's no hate here.
But your own sake, toughen up, ffs.
>>707005136
this and
>>706999371
are the only right answers.
>>706991650
Meh sometimes I forget if it is dollar tree or general that is actually every thing for a dollar.
Blame it on your shitty competition for making the distinction.
>>707005367
i know shitty counterfeiters do, that's for sure. they will literally try to counterfeit anything
>>707005360
It depends entirely on where you live. I live in a good place where I know that even a slow month nets me $200-500 mad money. But if I lived in my old hometown? I'd barely make enough to live.
