YELLOWSTONE IS GOING TO EXPLODE THIS SUMMER.
HAWAII WAS ONLY THE START -- EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED.
GET YOUR SHIT PREPARED, THE EARTH IS GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME.
>>768868832
post link faggot
better get outta here with our pic a nic basket booboo
>>768868832
These thread were popping up way before the Hawaii even started in last 6 months.
I'm actually getting scared, anons.
BUMP
bump world is in danger
>>768868832
>my anus is ready
About fucking time. Mass extinction event baby, let's go. I've been looking forward to this.
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very spooky
and why the fuck would that happen OP
>>768871467
Hawaii supervolcano fire of ring connection line to WC and NA. You should read something about it.
>>768871467
I mean it's supposed to happen within the next 50,000 years or so.
>>768871467
Gaia is purging the cancer with Fire.
>>768871606
let's say that happens, is my ass safe in europe?
>>768871688
Nope. Read this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1815_eruption_of_Mount_Tambora
>>768871688
USA will cease to exist due to the massive eruption, the ash will cover the land for years.
For Earth itself, it will create a small ice age that will last couple of decades. 60-70% of species will face extinction.
And with USA no longer among the world of living, you can expect Russia to invade you pretty soon.
>>768871864
Not even 10% of what Yellowstone will look like.
>>768871936
>small ice age
should we invade Africa?
>>768871936
This is why is it call End of the world. With USA gone, the whole world is going to get fucked. No more world police and ruskies are going to rape everyone.
>>768868832
you got anything to back this up or shall we skip to the part where I laugh at you for being a fool?
I doubt it.
>>768868832
>yelLOGstone
>>768872280
i hate u
you always find a way
>>768872314
>>768872280
>when you're so desperate to force your pathetic non-meme that you are no longer content to ctrl-F
>now you NEED to twist words to fit your narrative
kek
I'm not sure if I prefer logposting to USwanking.
>>768872378
>trying this hard to force a pathetic non-meme
hey faggot, why not bring out the 'grow up' or other forced non-memes
>>768869447
from the sky & from the ground
they will return.
mankind will learn
new kinds of fear
when they are here
>>768872501
good idea, grow up
>>768871936
Half of the u.s will be gone and where im at i will be safer, but more than 50% of the world is supposed to die from it
>>768872809
unless ur fat u can live a lot of time from your fatties
>>768871936
An ice age is global, nigger. You dont just have a nice age in one area... an eruption large enough to cover the entire USA would send enough ash into the atmosphere to cause global temperature drops and a global ice age.
This would be a species wide extinction event.
>>768871656
Everything is happening in the USA
Gaia wants to exterminate the Amerimutt
Is Gaia worse than Hitler?
>>768868832
ELE time then ..
>>768868832
whatever you say Nostrodumbass
>oh my god! something that happens literally every day in hawaii happened again! what a surprise!
>>768869210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNc
>>768871656
If Cali doesn't go then it just wants to get rid of progess
>>768868832
Finally. i've been waiting whole my life for it.
>>768868832
Yellowstone hotspot is not part of the Ring of Fire.
lrn2google
Hawaii is in no way connected to the ring of fire, nor is the ring of fire connected to anything in Yellowstone
Yall are gayer than hell
>>768868832
And it's Obamas fault!!!
Hahaha good luck cunts. Ill be riding my emu into the sunset laughing
IM REALLY SCARED :(
>>768874110
sorry, you need to be 18 or older to post here
>>768868832
I love this film.
>>768874199
Me too! :D
Ummmmmm OP if its all connected wouldnt hawii essentially be venting off the pressure ensuring YS doesnt go full boom town on us?
>>768874327
The pressure from Hawaii will trigger the lines going to YS. It will take around 3 months. Now do the math when the Hawaii thing started and when OP said YS is going to do blowjob.
>>768872161
Lmao, just because ruskies will rape everyone for a century like us did doesn't mean that the cockroach known as homo sapiens won't survive it
>>768874435
But hawaii is a release valve. Bow would a pressure release in one part, trigger a pressure release in another. When i pipe bursts the path of least resistance is taken. New breechs doesnt occur infact their less likely. So if they are ALL connected then YS pressure would be dropping
>>768874618
It takes so much time, because it is so far away. The connection has been proven in early 70s. Ever since then the Yellowstone hysteria started, but only now there's actually something really happening.
>>768874547
Said the dog
BUMP THE WORLD IS IN DANGER
bump3
I'm a poor as shit dude living in America. If it ever goes off in my lifetime, there's no escaping it for me.
>>768875880
what state bro?
>>768868832
At this point, I'm getting so fucking sick of Ends of the World.
They're always such a let-down.
>>768875951
Mississippi
The world will be fine. It will continue on its merry way around the sun for a very long time.
People on the world may be fucked, but who fucking cares. I say bring it...
Oh I really hope so, there's too many damn people. Time for a thinning of the herd.
>>768868832
When I was seven, my alcoholic stepfather started sneaking into my room at night and putting his dick in my mouth. He told me that I couldn't tell anyone or he would kill me and my mother. I cried the first time I had to swallow his filthy load.
This went on for years.
When I was twelve, I had just seen a movie about a guy molesting his kid. That's when it hit me that I shouldn't have to put up with this anymore. I still believed I couldn't tell anyone, but I swore I would put a stop to it somehow.
One day, he was changing the oil in his car. He was drunk and pissed off.
He yelled to me to come over and help him. The car was only held up by a single jack. My mom was inside. No neighbors were out. I walked over, dropped to the ground, and kicked straight at the jack. The car shook once.
"What the fuck are you doing you little fuck?!" he yelled.
Before he could get out from under the car, I gave the jack another kick.
Everything dropped.
Pain exploded in my right leg. It shattered my tibia, my fibula, and three tarsals in my foot.
My stepdad's skull was crushed under the oil pan.
The pain was so intense I blacked out.
I woke up in the hospital. My mom was not crying. She was happy that I was alright.
The police asked me what happened. At first I genuinely didn't remember, but then I said I went over to help him and I slipped and fell and then the car fell down.
I cried. They were sympathetic.
That night I cried tears of joy that my disgusting stepfather would never rape my face again.
You think you've got problems op? Man the fuck up.
>>768868832
No.
>>768876168
Stale pasta, fuck off
>>768868832
Nah man, it's very unlikely to happen in our lives.
>>768876241
Unlikely... or it could happen tomorrow. That's what makes it exciting...
>>768876322
You think it's gonna happen soon?
>>768875880
same bro
>>768868832
https://www.forbes.com/sites/trevornace/2018/05/16/yellowstones-largest-geyser-erupted-for-a-5th-in-just-two-months-puzzling-scientists/#7fb57c333439
>>768871656
>>768873379
Imagine being this retarded.
>>768870989
Cool larp faggot
>>768876231
>stale
>only a week old
Pick one.
>>768868832
>>768876439
(((Forbes)))
>>768874547
>doesn't mean that the cockroach known as homo sapiens won't survive it
What the fuck do turks have to do with this?
>>768868832
i so thought of this when i heard about hawaii, too funny, i like his movies
>>768868832
>>768873855
nice dubs
>>768868832
Its all connected because the earth is touching other parts of earth sure... Hawaii is a mantle plume hotspot volcano largely unrelated to Yellowstone though, not that we know much about the hellish veins and arteries of inner earth but stop being scary nigga
>>768871936
Good, I'm fucking ready to go.
>>768877325
>google AMP
>one ad
>another ad
>untermensch device with buttons on screen
>status bar in screenshot
what the fuck dude
>>768877412
get out sciencefag, this thread is for baseless panic and snopes-level research.
>>768878131
so you admit this is all bullshit then?
>>768868832
>earth is going to have a bad time
>yellowstone
>hawaii
sounds like the rest of the world is doing just fine america.
>>768878483
If that super volcano goes nuclear, not that I'm saying it will, it will be a global event. Apocalyptic level.
There have been 5 extinction events, the largest one occurred 250 million years ago. It was called the permian triassic event. What caused it? Not an asteroid, scientists believe now it was caused by volcanic eruptions which spewed gasses/acid rain that wiped out 90 percent of life on earth.
Leafs are used to an ice age bye U.S stink niggers.
Just take the east coast of Canada and let central and west coast survive
>>768878017
Opera wouldn't load webm
don't care just gonna smoke weed
>>768879195
Are the boys from Opera still going strong for mobile? Haven't heard from them since the desktop version died in pain.
![tenor[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/KlBpnHu.gif "tenor[1].gif")
>>768876594
>>768878346
its the reason I'm here for sure. I don't agree with OP but stupid bullshit is why I come here.
>>768868832
rename the yellowstone super volcano Donald Trump, cause it's gunna make america great again.
>>768879867
I love you anon. Have a wunderbar day <3
BUM THE WORLD IS IN MAJOR DANGER
>>768873855
damn i wanted to post this
>>768871688
The best place to be is in Australia when it happens.
>>768881996
lava or goat fuckers?
i'd take the lava any day, at least its rational.
BUMP!!!!
