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Post memes only oldfags will understand
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>>768874452
the game
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>>768874555
trips checked
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>>768874555

Checked
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>>768874452
Old Greg isn't a meme. It's a popular sketch that pretty much everyone on the planet knows, you fucking dunce.
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>>768874718

The mental retardation of your comment seriously astounds me
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Oh look, its another "google old memes to post so I can pretend I'm an oldfag who was there at the time" thread. 99% of actual oldfags are long gone and don't give a fuck about 4chan anymore, the other 1% only lurk to watch this SJW/cuck haven slowly implode.
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>>768874928
>Oh look, its another "google old memes to post so I can pretend I'm an oldfag who was there at the time" thread. 99% of actual oldfags are long gone and don't give a fuck about 4chan anymore, the other 1% only lurk to watch this SJW/cuck haven slowly implode.
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>>768874669
Been here since 2008 and I somehow missed Chris-chan until recently. I was out of town for a conference last fall and somehow stumbled on that impressively thorough wiki about him/her/whatever-pronoun-it-is-now. Wasted an entire evening in my air bnb reading it and watching videos. ODDLY ENOUGH I lived in the same town as him until about a year ago. I still go there for work occasionally. Pretty sure if I wanted to I could meet him with only a small amount of effort.
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>>768874928
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>>768874966
>>768875092
>blatant newfag néümeme poster who doesnt even know any old memes to post or know what to search for when googling
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>>768875264
>>blatant newfag néümeme poster who doesnt even know any old memes to post or know what to search for when googling
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Brushy Brushy the original flood
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>inb4 a flood of cancerous boxxy posters
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>>768875298
>newfag continues to prove the point
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>>768875481
>>newfag continues to prove the point
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>>768875298
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>>768875555
Cand-
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>>768875555
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>>768874905
His comment was actually pretty accurate.
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>>768875555
I'ts not as funny without the related pic
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>>768875534
>the outted newfag still can't let it it go
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>>768874452
OC being posted, being banned for reposting wins
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Return the slab...
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>>768875555
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>>768875603
Milhouse was never, will never be a meme
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>>768875555

Quads of truth
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>>768875734
That still scares me a little.
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>>768874928
literally this.

sage in every field
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>>768875654
but i'm posting funny wojak maymays XD!!!!
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>>768875628
incorrect fuckface
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>>768874718
everyone except normalfags. every time i ask someone if theyve seen this before, they say no.
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IM OLD GREEEEEEG
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>>768874718
you know nothing...it isn't a sketch it is an episode of the mighty boosh
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>>768875973
You can argue all you like and resort to childish name calling but it doesn't change facts.
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>>768876045
Old greg introduced me to the boosh. That show was fuckin weird and I couldn't stop watching it.
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>>768876045
The Mighty Boosh was a sketch comedy show. What the fuck.
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>>768876068
I have seen every episode of the boosh at least ten times biiiiiiitch
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>>768875837
>Quads of truth
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>>768876124
Congratulations. Go fight a kangaroo.
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>>768874452
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>>768876116
you have zero idea what sketch comedy is...if the boosh is sketch comedy then that makes all sitcoms sketch comedy
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There isn't even a page 15 anymore. Sad days my dudes.
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>>768876170
I'll grab him by his bloody balls
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>>768876209
Yeah, alright. I've lost interest.
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>>768876116
It was story driven, tard-o. Stop pretending to like the things that I like. You're ruining everything.
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>>768876297
just go watch the show...it is brilliant
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You guys don't even remember Candleja
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this is now a mighty boosh thread...which means it is not a sketch comedy thread
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>>768874452
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>>768874452
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hey guys, check out my 5s
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>>768876498
Wait, I'm lost who's Cand
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>>768876498
Candlejacks

fuck off retard
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I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE
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>>768876615
Get out newfag
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>>768875862
Hi there my young fellow. How are you doing? It appears to me that you are kind of displeased with the current situation. What is it, that makes your life hard currently? Is it maybe a cause of the recent roasting of your jeromes that suddenly happened? I really have to say that this roasting was, without any doubt, the strongest since the year 2000 hoax. Do you have an idea why this waddling of your walters was so powerful? No? Well well well… I can for sure tell you the truth about this important event. It was ME who tricked you into this dismantlement. I can hear your brain trying to comprehend how this is even possible. But, I am sure about this, you cannot comprehend of what happened to you because it is too complex. Even Zeus and Thor were struggling to find the right way in this gigantic and evil maze of trickery. It took me 1000 years to fully write my plan down, and another 1000 to understand it. The complexity is higher than that of a 14 dimensional dodecahedron. It all starts out with the day of this legendary ruse.

The day of rusement was carefully planned and calculated on this exact day. The day were an astronomical constellation appears, that will never occur again 10,000 Milena. A constellation that generates an antimatter black hole. This sort of black hole doesnt suck matter however. Antimatter black holes suck the well being out of everyone. But did you see someone feeling bad today? Yes my little fellow, I created a lens that focuses the power of the antimatter black hole directly onto you. It took 300 years to create this extremely complex lens and I had to combine the power of God and Satan to create it. But that was not enough for this rusement. As I am not some amateur ruseman, I had planned an even more trickery tricks to lead you into this discomfort.
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>>768876550
still too soon
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>>768876920
When you were mindlessly surfing on tumblr, I made a post that I was sure to put you in the mood of rage. This post was sprinkled with lies and intentional logical fallacies and a good portion of truth and something you dislike seeing in your surroundings. With my ruseman instincts I already knew you were typing your response to the displeasing content you just saw. At the exact same moment, you have started the “machine of dismantlement and not well being.” A machine that once started cannot be stopped. Not by God, not by Satan, and not even by Cthulhu himself. While your comment was traveling through the cyberspace you started feeling bad. Something in your brain was screaming but you didnt know why. It was destiny that you fall for my trickery. With this message you are currently reading I am telling you something you should have thought of before you were sending your pathetic comments to me. I am in fact, A MASTER RUSEMAN GRADE 3! I was part of the ancient circle of master rusemen. I can see on your face, that you already knew this. A ruse this fantastic and gigantic cannot be done by some low grade rusenoob. Yes, you have been RUSED! By me! There was only one ruseman known to mankind. Can you imagine how hard it is to do? Only two rusemen were executed in the past…3…trillion YEARS! Now you finally know this unbearable discomfort you started feeling when you got my response.

The response, this message, reveals of what has been done. You..yeah YOU, have been rused. You are powerless, you want to scream but you cannot. You just sit there in a mix of rage and helplessness. You want to find this guy, this MASTER RUSEMAN GRADE 3, and you want to kill him.
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who remembers me
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>>768876562
>tumblr
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>>768876550
to sono
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>>768875990
I hear it referenced by people I know for a fact have never lurked. Though they're not really that normie in other regards I guess
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>>768875947
just say memes you cunt
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>>768876978
But at the exact moment of thinking, you also realize that you will never be able to even come near such a powerful being like me. This ruse has set me into a position higher than Hades, thus making me a god. Wellwell..you seem even smaller now. Compare your pathetic life to me and you will realize that you are nothing. You think now you might come over this rumbling of your jordans. You think you can bear it but my devilish plans goes far deeper. Now after you have already been rused to infinity this letter discomforts you to a new level of discomfort. In the moment you are reading what I wrote you, realizing how hard you have been bamboozled. I will tell you my story now.i don’t know where I’m from, but I know I was the first to exist in my kind. I was alone but soon a few people followed. We made a circle called MASTER RUSEMEN. Only real MASTER RUSERS were allowed to join this exquisite circle. We agreed that we will never decide who is the best MASTER RUSEMAN. But after some time I found a way to lead my fellow comrades into a tricky situation. I claimed that I’m the best MASTER RUSEMAN in the circle. It didn’t take long till everyones jacobs’ were rommled. After they found out what exquisite trickery was played on them, they agreed to give the one who caused this discomfort the title GOD OF RUSE. Now you realize what huge impact this ruse had. You never thought that you will be, in fact, rused from such a ruseful entity. Somehow you feel honored. Honored to get your gustavsons jingled by the master of all MASTER RUSEMEN. The rusement was too strong. Not even time itself could recover from the wounds this monumental trickery caused the Universe. I am, for my part, pretty proud of myself. Even I had my doubts if I could make a contrivance this huge and tricky. But I did it. I managed to create the most thoroughgoing RUSE. You have been rused by me, the ONE AND ONLY! Even after 100 years you will still remember this day. The day of THE ruse.
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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!
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>>768877146


Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American pastimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks)

I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil!

I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!
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I'M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING USA
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>>768876498
The fuck is Candl
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>>768874452
This is as close as you can get to Bailey's without getting your eyeballs wet
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>>768874654
Cringe level

>FB
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>>768877006
Did you like that?
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I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical intettference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>>768874654
No one asked for cringe
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>>768877375
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If anyone remembers jerichoonly, then well done. That shit was hilarious.
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>>768876170
>>768876240
Captain Cabinets, trapped in cabinets,
>Can he get out? Will he get out? 'Course he will!
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>>768874452
Maybe not a meme but just a funny pic but i saved it, it means women are actually very pragmatic when it comes down to it.
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Regrettably, my girlfriend passed away in a train explosion several years ago.

I recently discovered a trove of old nudes, but I am unsure of whether it would be good to release them. On the one hand, I want to respect her memory, but on the other hand, releasing them would bring joy to many.

So I'm leaving the decision up to fate, and if someone gets 89, I'll go ahead and dump them.
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>>768876170
>>768876240

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
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Anyone here remember swap.avi?
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>>768877930
Hahaha i remember this one :D.
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MM?
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>>768874452
GILGAMESH
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>>768877930
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AAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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>>768877930
Roll
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>>768877930
Regrettably, my train passed away in a girlfriend explosion several years ago. I recently discovered a trove of old nudes, but I am unsure of whether it would be good to release them. On the one hand, I want to respect her memory, but on the other hand, releasing them would bring joy to many.

So I'm leaving the decision up to fate, and if someone gets 89, I'll go ahead and dump them.
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>>768877375
this is absolutely not an old meme, you fucking idiot
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89 you say?
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>>768878176
It's girugamesh faggot
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>>768876209
If that makes sketch comedy sitcoms and sktich comedic setcons that makes Decepticons inepticons Cucumber Pineapple.
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>>768878257
Rolling
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>>768878021
>haha i'm such an oldfag because i remember this from 6 months ago
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>>768874452
The pool is closed, roody-poo candyass
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>>768874928
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I seem to be missing my picture of candlejack. Do you know where I can fi
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>>768878365
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apparently
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Does anyone have the gif of that black guy wearing a sweating flailing his arms in front of a rainbow back drop. He looks mental in the gif and is wearing a dark brown or olive sweater. Anyone? I fucking neeeed this
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RON PAUL /b/
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>>768874452
I'm old Tyrone. It's cocaine in a can.
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>>768878527
Yeah that turned out well. We got a nigger instead.
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>>768877964
I hear you're the dirtiest ball fondler this side of dalston
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>>768874669
>Chris chan
We all know who the true Chris is
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>>768876188
Faggot.
If it has sc2, it isn't old.
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>>768876550
Noos oot
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>>768874555
i lost
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>>768879032
https://xkcd.com/391/
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>>768878309
No that's just how the zipperheads say it
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>>768878339
My prom night
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>>768878500
Trying too hard
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>>768878625
wow how edgy. My beef with Obama is his having continued America's history of imperialism, support for Israel, fucking up on healthcare, etc. If your problem with him is he's black, you're dumb as shit. Get some actual politics.

Also get the fuck out newfag if you don't know what I'm referring to in the context of /b/
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>>768879111
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Only real niggerfaggot desu's get this reference.
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>>768874718
If I see that cat one more time
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>>768874555
underrated, also lost
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ITT: That kid in middle school/highschool thread

ill start:
That fat mexican kid that went around bragging because he browsed on Reddit
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>>768879111
The Game is just like life, there is no winning, only prolonging defeat.
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>>768878257
rolex
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>>768879361
Mite mite Timoteiiiii timoteiiiiii timoooteiiiii
Her voice is still in my head
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Help there was a children’s book about a rhino and bear cooking in a dinnnnner. What’s the name of the book
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>>768879727
Shit so cash
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SOUND THE ALARM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
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Honestly, who remembers ranran ru?
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Why has nobody posted this sooner?
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>>768880479
Meh wasn't mah favorite /b/ro
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>>768879893
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So we're just 3-4 oldfags and the rest is roleplaying :sadface:
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>>768874452
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>>768880796
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>>768876498
Oh dude! Candl
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>>768874452
Not an oldfag by strict understanding but...

Rotten.com
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>>768881043
I hate it when presidents use old memes.
Imma chargin' Mexico just doesn't work.
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>>768881043
Lulz were had
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>>768881291
Hahahaha
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>>768881353
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GI Joe PSA parodies fucked me up as a teen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsboBHlzwcs
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>>768881516
Not knowing is half the battle.
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>>768881373
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>>768876980
this was the start of the decent into garbage /b/
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>>768880479
oh shit nice. I referenced this the other day while I was hanging out with my girlfriend and her roommate because I'm fucking insufferable. I forget the context but it was relevant enough.
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>>768881516
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Barrel Roll
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Oldfags would watch my chocolate milk while I took a piss.
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*sigh*
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>>768881935
Lame
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...and, finally....
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>>768879393
Bobobo the best anime ever
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>>768882079
>>768882112
>>768882140
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>>768876684
>>768877264
>>768876769
>>768876498
we're gonna need a bigger boat
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Dammit, missed.
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>>768882223
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>>768875603
No
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>>768882223
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AYBABTU
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can anyone remember the website that was a huge drawing board/graffiti wall and we tried to paint the 'so much win' face on it,

also dun goofed,
good night sweet prince
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>>768882446
Get that shit outta here
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>>768882724
Fuck you.
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>>768882840
No, go back to /tg/ if you want to post Magic cards
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>>768876980
I was in the new meme thread. Good times
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>>768883112
Nice :)
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>>768883291
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Begone thot
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>>768881993
>>768882079
>>768882140
>>768882223

Shit, this brings me back to the day when /b/ was still good. Or maybe I was just dumb enough to find it good. I don't know.
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>>768883720
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>>768883756
Idiot googled most valuable and not best.

Yep it’s a black slave you morons.
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>>768883756
They are probably the same price too
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>>768882840
Just use oblivion ring on it
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>>768884161
You can't
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>>768882063
kill yourself
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>>768879727
anyone have the shitty MS paint version of this still?
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DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
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>>768885289
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>>768884813
My mom would get upset.
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Remember everyone, if you get caught “ebaulms did it”
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>>768874555
I swear it must have been around 5 years since I last heard of this. Fuck you.
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lol u tk him 2 da bar?
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Honestly I’d be down to bring this one back
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>>768874555
Checked and lost
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>>768875056
the lulz will never end and you're one to aid in its glory.
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Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.
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>>768874905
Ya I'd say you sir are the fucking idiot here, go post ur xd fun fun pics elsewhere.
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>>768886300
That'd be cool but unfortunately it probably won't be happening anytime soon
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>>768886520
Not even trying to greetext. Poser.
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>>768879344
He was an hero
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Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm
DirtyKate: You sound sexy. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce
Bloodninja:"Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate: F**k
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>>768880957
I'm 12 and what is this?
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>>768886692
Copy pasting and lazy. I make no claims of greatness. Shutup and enjoy bloodninja
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>>768880152
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAAAAAAHHH
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>>768874718
and it was never fucking funny
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>>768886919
Lazy about sums up /b/ nowadays. Are you sure you are an oldfag and not cancer?
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>>768886811
>has sex with pizza
>somehow more perverted than fucking a woman you just met and has hardly spoke to
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>>768887061
Why can’t I be both? I’m on a phone mahdude. Typing 50 >’s is more than you are worth to me
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>>768881055
Been years since I've seen Catch That Man
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>>768887082
Google “the legend of bloodninja” theres a lot more.
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>>768887194
It’s one or the other; rules are rules. I’m technically a /b/ cancer too. But fuck them my pasta tries to be relevant. They drone but I lurk.
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>>768887293
What a madman
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>>768887373
Nope. Not a rule.
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>>768876239

nigger get yo cotton pickin ass back to page 1 where you belong!
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>>768879344

he was an hero
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>>768887467
It’s like pointing at the encyclopedia and quoting specific history. This site has its own rules. Also please find me 1,268,980 dudes banging 1,862 chicks for R 34.
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>>768887723
Not your personal army
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>>768887801
Exactly
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>>768887460
He was a pioneer. So far ahead of his time. We still do this joke on tinder to this day.
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only oldfags will know
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Bump
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>>768876498
Oh hey! it's c-
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>>768874555
FUCK
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>>768888062
oldfags and pretty much 100% of the people who had internet in the early 2000's
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>>768888062
I preferred the strippers from task manager.
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Check this out.
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>>768888349
lol
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Look at this get
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Bumping for epic glory
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>>768876920
>>768876978
>>768877091
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 'clever' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>768888497
Too soon newfag.
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where's the fat dude in the spaghetti bathtub?
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Oké for real this time
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Living rooms, bed rooms, dinettes. You can find them. Oh yeah. At the market. I’m talking bout flea market. MONTGOMERY. Flea market. Its just like. Its just like. A mini...

Mall.
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newfags won't understand bass boost
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>>768887467
>pool's closed
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Why is 9 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8s 9.
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>>768874452
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>>768877166
Haha lost
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Only in kenya will newfags understand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoyBgTAZrFw
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>>768874555
FUCKING YOU
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>>768882079
>>768882112
>>768882140
Longcat is long.
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>>768874452
fuggin old greg
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wait is that a snip-
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>>768889583
>face
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Only 56K users will understand:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WpMlwVwydo
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>>768888447
>>768889583
>>768889902
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>>768889932
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