ylyl
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ylyl
>Actual true story inbound
Do you guys really have no better way to spend your summer vacations?
>>768872742
daamn anon you got em there
>>768872742
Nigger it ain't not even summer yet
>>768872742
summer vacation? you think everyones in school or what
>>768872742
>>768872863
you still aren t in hollidays?
easily the worst ylyl thread ever and it's not close. well done.
>>768873719
18 to post here etc etc
we've had worse and we'll have much worse, you're just a sensationalist who came from Facebook because you can't type NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER without getting your actual ass beat on Facebook
Go ahead, tell me I'm wrong, it wouldn't be the first time you've lied in this thread
>>768873349
you punk ass white boy. Come here and tell me that, I'll fuck you in your ass you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch. Fuck you, you ho. Come and say it to my face.... I'll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch.... come on, you bitch. You're scared coward, you're not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you 'til you love me, faggot!
>>768874398
im black actually
>>768874148
kek
bonus points for chemistry
>>768872716
LOL lost
>>768872341
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Well time for this thread to die
>>768874805
FUCK MY ASS AND CALL ME OBAMA, I HAVE TRUE TOTALLY NOT MADE UP STORY COMING UP FASTER THAN MY UNCLE CUMS IN MY ASS
>BE ME
>17
>DAD AND I ARE IN LIVING ROOM
>MY 5 YEAR OLD SISTER COMES HOME
>SAYS SHES DATING SOMEONE
>30 YEAR OLD NIGGER COMES IN
>PROCEEDS TO FUCK HER ON THE TABLE
>DAD SAYS "He's going to leave her in about a week, don't worry"
>ONE WEEK LATER
>THE OOGA BOOGA TAKES SHIT FROM THE HOUSE AND RUNS
>SISTER BRUTALLY FUCKED AND DYING OF AIDS, CRYING
>FUCKING LAUGH AT HER AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE
>MFW MY DAD PREDICTS THAT THE NIGNOG WILL RAPE AND LEAVE HER
>MFW MY SISTER DOESNT MARRY THE FIRST PERSON SHE DATES
>MFW SHES DYING
What does ylyl mean?
>>768872742
Gtfo underage fag
>>768874869
underages get banned till they're 18, hope you survive no posting for 6 years
>>768874869
>be a restaurant
>going to 28
>ordering a ansjovis wtf
>i said no pizza pie
>girl says eat pizza i say is ok
>sorry pie till restaurant closes
>go outside wait while lying
>walk up to girl call her a ANSJOVIS CUNT
>yelling I SAID NO bitch
>punch her repeatedly in the shit stars
>bleeding she yells left eye "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her cock and place it above my head
>let blood pour on head
>shove it in her manager NOW SUCK IT
>mouth comes out yells grab my pistol and blast
>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING him twice
>then escape girl in skull with my cock inside her manager
>let blood pour all over my head
>feels man good
>blast and go home
>Manager with blood still on my head
>>768874956
BURN THE COAL PAY THE TOLL
>>768874869
M____
_O___
__D__
___S_
_____!
>>768873741
I did this when I was 8
>>768875192
If you wanna get into that boy's hole, you gotta pay the troll toll to get in
>>768874148
This is cool, is it real though?
>>768874869
>>768875155
You've done The righT Thing, anon.
>>768872667
>>768872655
>>768872615
These are shit.
Bad YLYL thread so far... It's meant to be a challenge, remember.
>>768874148
explain this to me
>>768875582
go on then
>>768872341
Only ever singles
>>768875679
Loss
>>768874977
You Lewd Your Lolis
![Snapchat-183899260[2].webm](https://i.imgur.com/wtLasK7.jpg "Snapchat-183899260[2].webm")
OC
>>768872341
>>768876144
abandon thread.
this shit is abysmal.
>>768875996
Grandpa?
>>768874805
This is really good anon. Thanks for the laugh.
This one gets me everytime
>>768876144
this was so bad
>>768874977
dubs of curiosity. It meanes You LIVE you LOSE. I'ts an suicidal ITT. people post funny things to cheer up OP so he doesnt kills himshelf
>>768874805
Topkek anon
>>768876411
I know. It was meant to be a lame joke.
>>768875722
check this shit out
>>768876487
I know, and it is a very bad lame joke, there are good ones, but this one is bad, it gives cancer
>>768876682
I love these.
More lame pseudo-edgy racist shit.
When will the kiddies learn?
(yawn)
>>768876648
Ok, I losT.
>>768876857
nigger gtfo of my board
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>768876840
I have a couple more I made.
>>768875082
Thanks man, super hot
>>768872742
Here's what I've never understood: don't kids have phones these days? Can't they log onto /b/ any time, not just summer?
>>768876913
https://youtu.be/5vP0bsHuBHo
>>768873741
I do this all the goddamn time
>>768872655
that's just rad to be honest
>>768875082
Nice feet
>>768877063
-_-
>>768873741
I do this all the time. I’m 20.
>>768877286
>>768872742
It's May you stupid fuck
>>768875996
show the end?
>>768875824
took me a sec, lost heartily and proudly
>>768877338
>>768875223
>>768877051
lmao
>>768877025
Kek
>>768874805
LOL
>>768877557
omg hahhah
>>768876908
whoa old one
>>768876994
Ded
![roses-are-red-violets-are-a-flower-why-does-this-4026373[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Opo7Zmz.png "roses-are-red-violets-are-a-flower-why-does-this-4026373[1].png")
>>768876389
Lost to this. Maybe its time too leave 4chan.
>>768873741
Guilty
![8w7FqCy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qTVXOX4.jpg "8w7FqCy[1].jpg")
>>768878563
Sorry, I could be retarded. Would you care to explain the funny part for me?
>>768878762
americans are muts
>>768878826
OHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>768873741
you knew?
>>768876389
This is fucking incredible
>>768874805
wow that was a funny story my friend :)
Can I save it?
>>768879107
it's all yours laurie
>>768874805
Put me in the screen cap
>>768874148
orbitals, bitch
this is the real shit
>>768879107
No, you can't.
>>768879014
>>768876973
>doesn't clear apps
>25 tabs open
Holy shit I guess this is technically multitasking but holy shit
>>768879194
:3
>>768875824
Well remembered anon!
>>768879262
makes me cringe so hard
>>768879262
that guy second to right is not worth the fed...
>>768876648
lost
>>768874398
Mike, calm down buddy... it's just an interview
>>768876908
With how long this has been posted there is a 0% chance of that website not being an FBI honneypot
>>768873155
Is that Warwick Davis on the set of Leprechaun in the hood?
>>768878755
High res laughs
>>768879819
trayvorn, too soon
>>768876389
i'm pretty sure there is one with audio, and it makes it oh so better.
>>768876389
>>768876682
I lost
>>768872742
1) You're a retard
2) Rule 2
>>768879763
What else would it be? Not trying to be a cunt, legit wondering what else you figure that photo could be of.
>>768879817
Call the FBI tut
>>768878669
so he don't slip while banging her
shower floor slippery when wet
>>768878734
Is this real?
This is the worst ylyl thread, I've ever been on. Are you guys all new or something?
>>768880307
>>768880413
>>768875155
Tipkek
>>768880204
How's that hook taste Patrick? Dumb faggot..
>>768878721
>>768875155
Lost
>>768874148
Is this loss?
>>768876973
fucking phonefags
>>768880622
>>768880684
>>768879850
why the fuck did I lose to this
>>768879784
the safeword is "santa"?
>>768880328
9/11 body, love the bush qt3.14
>>768878766
>>768880773
>>768880860
DADDY
>>768879817
That's very clever.
))
>>768880226
I don't know... Not Warwick Davis on the set of Leprechaun in the hood?
>>768873741
I do this all the goddamn time
>>768879819
lost kek
>>768879819
Haven't seen it in a while...
>>768881142
>>768879784
sauce?
>>768872341
>>768881389
that is how you were born, timmy
and that is why you never met your daddy, because he is your granpa
>>768881085
хитлep
хитлep
хитлep
хитлep
>>768881646
>no familiar blowjob in the background
You are a shitty anon.
>>768880328
Fake dick
what do?
>>768874148
is this loss?
>>768881813
>>768875996
So he's shopping online and came across that one crazy one-sided man thong. I have literally done the same thing. You keep going back to it because you don't know how the fuck it stays on and are confused as shit.
>>768872702
Fuck you. That’s the most unfunny thing I think I’ve seen posted here. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>768879530
Lost
>>768880591
is this heaven?
>>768880328
fake peepee
>>768872874
Again, not Fucking funny AT ALL. Litteraly an honest half hearted review of a place.
>>768882008
in heaven you get 72
>>768882041
your mom is fake, pwned
>>768882046
>>768882085
>>768875343
I will forever always think of that episode every single time I see/hear the words "pay toll".
>>768874977
Yomkippur Lillybath Yomkippur Lillybath
>>768876964
MADE ME LAUGH
>>768882549
>>768880490
He might glitch through the map if he keeps doing that
>>768881891
that batman tho
>>768879950
Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha
It even says that she doesn’t smoke and she’s smoking gahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>768877191
lost
>>768882722
very fune
checked
>>768879950
This honestly seems a good way to weed out people who don't read profiles
>>768878669
lost
fuck this shit was good
>>768880132
the fuk is dis?
>>768878657
As a bartender... I fucking love this one. I have done this in real life multiple times just cuz
>>768879755
what did i miss?
>>768874805
>>768876461
>>768876323
>>768877636
>>768879107
>>768879178
This fucktard is actually greeting himself now, that's a new level of pollution for him.
>>768882294
Is that supposed to be funnier?
>>768883055
Why is this funny? It’s not even a fucked up autism joke.
>>768878755
that ones a classic
>>768882046
>>768875082
This shits actually getting funny after this long
>>768881692
Seems legit.
Anyone else find this as hilarious as I do?
>>768879277
hehehe my gf hates me for keeping tabs open on my phone. After 99, it just says :D
