Waifu claiming thread. Version 1.21
>The start
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Noire the CPU claimed.
You're not sure why? That's worrying.
Tired af
What are you guys doing?
Ayy
>claimed
>2 seconds
Claiming the ringing Beli
>>674245659
You still a best
>Best German CV Claimed
So... claiming a 'Anon-waifu' seems to be a thing...
Best waifu claimed.
>>674246000
Best trips!
>>674246000
I claim those trips.
There must be some kind of way out of here, said the joker to the thief.
Tenryuu claimed
Time to break some records in Skyrim
>>674247471
>its the motherfucking ashot
Still kek
>>674247471
ok
>>674245596
nothing
>>674246000
those are nice digits
claiming
>>674245952
Thanks bestbro.
>>674246897
>>674247757
>>674247775
And how are you all today?
>>674245596
Playing some Chivalry. Tryin' to calm down so that I finally pay what I owe to someone.
Ou guys, I forgot to ask.
I tried to bring chatango into my android, but the app doesn't connect, and if I try to connect from the browser(even if I installed flash player plugin), it doesn't work either.
>>674247812
It never gets old.
>>674247828
There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY
>>674248242
That's alright. I don't believe that it is active by this point.
>>674248329
good song
>>674248060
Hey milkman
>>674247962
Hello
>>674247775
Über 9000?
>>674248060
Hey there! Doing fairly good, thanks. How about you?
>>674248060
Pretty good. Just downloaded The Division, now tryiong to screw my Skyrim up and it's nearly weekend. How about you?
>>674248844
Immer. Ich muss Rekorde brechen. Stabile 9000+ fps sind das Ziel.
>>674248841
One of those a man goes back to very often.
>>674249147
Das klingt in der Tat außerordentlich wichtig und nützlich.
Wie gut läuft denn die VRBrille mit dem neuen Gerät?
>>674248841
Hi.
>>674248844
>>674249147
Same as always, nothings going on, laughing to myself that the person Onigger nominated as a supreme court judge just happens to be a jew who helped lead the original 9/11 case(the Oklahoma city bombing). Try not to explode your secret nazi/alien computer.
>>674248363
No problem anyway, I hasn't going to use it that much.
>>674248841
hey-o
whats good
>>674249814
Bu-ut~ we have a telegram room set-up. You'll have to ask Rose or Stocking for the details, if you're interested.
>>674249694
>Wie gut läuft denn die VRBrille mit dem neuen Gerät?
>Jenes Fühl wenn sie erst höchstwahrscheinlich im April ankommt
Noch hab ich ja Zeit meinen Rechner auszugestalten...ist ja kein ruhiges, sondern ein lebendes System. Naja, aber VR Ready ist das WindowsTenTen schon.
>>674249731
I'll never break my secret Nazi tech PC.
>be me
>start The Dicision
>graphx are already on Ultra
>feelsgoodman.png
>>674249990
Hey, i'm still here too...
>>674248124
Nice
What the hell do you owe someone though?
Also, sorry for late reply, was kinda distracted
>>674250249
>The Dicision
Sounds like a shitty movie.
>>674250249
>Hey, i'm still here too...
Oh. Right, I forgot that we joined your room instead.
Unfortunately, I had to factory reset my browser. So... stocking will help me get back in when he has time.
Zelda for life. All other waifus are invalid pleb tier
>>674250426
Actually it's the retarded brother of The Division, originating from the fact that the "V" and the "C" keys are pretty close together
>>674249974
Not much, watching some videos. You?
>>674250529
No need to be rude friend
Quick question.
What are the last 3 games you played?
1. Civ 5
2. Rocket leauge
3. Fallout 4
>>674250682
drawing, again, lol
>>674250645
When you figure out who the bad guys are in the division let me know because from the commercial it looks like their wearing firefighter/emt uniforms which kind of annoys me since that's what I'm soon to be.
>>674250781
>The Division
>Skyrim
>WoWs
>>674250781
Magic Duels
Counter Strike: Global Offensive
Arma 2: Operation Arrowhead
>>674249990
Oh I didn't know!
I'll think about it, maybe yes ;)
>>674250781
>Rabi-Ribi
>Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 3 Victory
>Katawa shoujo
>>674250781
>Fallout 4
>Farcry 4
>GTA V
>>674250798
Nice
>>674250295
>What the hell do you owe someone though?
My sincerity. My understanding. My passion. Unsullied warmth.
>>674250781
Insurgency
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
I think the last one would be Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising, either that or Civilization Beyond Earth.
>>674251416
Ah
So shit I dont understand, got it!
>>674251413
>GTA V
>not GTA IV
So close
Is anyone up for some WoWs?
Sup
Essays a boring as shit to write
>>674250781
>Cities Skylines
>Rocket League
>Far Cry Primal
>>674252288
I know that feeling
>>674252288
Can we change so you have to sit through Cisco and Economics class?
>>674250781
Pokémon sapphire
Dishonored
Mass effect 3
>>674251823
I'm sorry
>>674252288
Hey Ruby
I claim my birthright.
>>674250249
Schön zu hören! Ich hoffe der haptische Blasebalg ist nicht gar zu teuer.
>>674250781
>Fire Emblem
>Murder
>WoWs
>>674250781
Dark Souls 2
Naruto ninja storm 2
prototype 2
alsanna claimed
Fucking hell it's storming here
Found the best video 2053:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltGzQghLZ_U
And they say that the Royalty Free Ukulele is annoying andd useless
>>674252659
Tell me about it. I'd rather walk on Legos than do this
>>674252763
Sure thing. Have fun writing a paper on Economics and the structure of Free Markets
>Why
>>674253193
Hey Galko. What's up?
I'm heading out!
Cya, everyone.
If you don't know what I'm talking about I'll let Hand-Kun fill you in.
Wish me luck!
Atago~
>>674251732
>So shit I dont understand
I'm not sure if I fully do either.
But I have to try.
I can't afford not to.
>>674253922
What was that? Did Atago left us?
>>674253922
Have fun with whatever you are doing!
>>674254035
Maybe?
>>674253489
Not much. You?
>>674253922
Bye Atago
>I'll miss you
>>674254035
For a week or something
>>674254248
But i need my daily dose of Atago milk 'n' tiddies
>>674253418
Hey Fran. What's up?
>>674254248
Just got home. Probably gonna play something on Xbox again
>>674253922
Take care Atago
Am I too late for the Pat Party
Best Ice Waifu is mine.
>>674254248
Where is he going for that long? Native American style vision quest to find the largest breasts?
>>674254483
Not a huge amount, just studying and staying out of the 30 mile per hour wind. You know, nothing out of the usual
>>674253937
What's the reason?
Only if you want to tell though
>>674254451
Everyone needs it
>>674254776
*Pats intensify*
Tornado from OPM
>>674254776
Hi ther Pat master *pats*
>>674254990
Sounds like a fun time. Try not to get blown away. We like seeing you here
>>674254776
Never to late for pats! Fran has plenty of pats to give!
>>674253937
We can try to help you, if you need it. If not, just know we care about you
>>674254451
I can try and fill in
>>674254990
that but in Cuba
>>674254483
sounds good.
>>674254776
never too late
>>674255335
Don't worry, my appartment building has a deep basement to huddle in if it comes to that.
>>674255433
Ah, so he will discover the meaning of life then? And comeback as an enlightened master to show us his ways?
I have too much free time...
>be me on YouTube
>find a video of a russian guy who injects his sperm into an egg
>tfw there's actually coming a living thing out of this egg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmLWnQGZhQ&bpctr=1458157939
(subtitles recommended)
>>674255433
Atago's going to Cuba?
>>674255663
Hopefully it doesn't get that bad. How else can you deliver Chinese to possible methheads?
>>674255920
What the fuck. What the shit is that thing?
>>674255920
Wasnt this confirmed fake?
>>674255663
the way of the tiddy
>>674255920
well
>>674256059
I think that's what he said
>>674256059
A homumculus
>>674256103
If yes, then it's a really good fake....i laughed so hard.
>>674255232
>image.jpg
>ifunny.co
Who the hell are you and why are you claming other people's waifu?
Though I must recommend your choice of character and ears.
>>674255920
I don't know what this is, but I wouldn't call it "living".
...
Now I'll totally try this at home.
>>674253922
Aw shit I missed it, bye Milktanker, you promised not do die so I'm holding you to it!
>>674256426
Könnte aber auch eine bessere Fachkraft sein als diese Ölaugen
hello
>>674255920
That can't be possible, humans and chickens don't share the same amount of chromosomes.
>I don't know what that thing he shows is though
>And you do have too much free time
>>674256799
Hey, i'm getting paid for finding this shit
>>674254451
M-maybe I could be your milk source from now on onii-chan.
>>674254035
>>674254146
>>674254990
Yeah he's going to Cuba, can't remember why but he'll be gone for about a week.
>>674256730
welcome back vlad
>>674256951
how
>>674253937
"Uhuhu~" ?
>>674256951
How?! Tell me your secret!
>>674255920
I approve, though he would have to do this before the egg is laid to even have a chance, and humans and chickens have a different number of chromosomes, so interbreeding wouldn't work. A lab made chimera might be possible, but it would still reject the tissues
>>674256059
Truely a prestigious art
>>674256799
Maybe it was a fertilized egg? So it would be a normal chick, but likely premature
>>674257065
>>674257170
I earn the same amount of money until i get promoted, and as a soldier you always "work (serve)" 24/7. Even my free time is just a paid break from it, so in conclusion i'm literally getting paid to find this shit.
>>674257378
Totally something you should try out. Tell us your experiences then.
>>674255920
Yeah this is fake. Well made but fake.
>>674257378
>Maybe it was a fertilized egg?
Makes sense. It's an elaborated lie, I'll give that Russkie that.
>He is probably really bored and has too much free time
>>674257441
That is perfect logic
>Or it's close enough
Umaru claimed.
Am I weird?
>>674257441
makes sense, I guess
>>674258055
>dubs confirm
>>674258212
You are in a waifu thread. We are all weird.
>>674257441
Sounds wonderful, aside for the occasional war. You're in the US Army, right?
>>674258055
>>674258063
Yeah, defidently well done, he should look into a career as a special effects artist
>>674257797
Not to late for me to change to a genetics researcher
>>674255016
They've just been rather... marvelous. I don't really want to say much more.
>>674255352
... Sure.
>>674257161
Affirmative.
>>674245355
i used to have a waifu.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvNmDqkHir8
>>674258480
>born in Germany
>living in Germany
>being in the US Army
I'm in the Navy, not the Army. And especially not in the American ones....
Shiragami
>Claimed
Obligatory claim.
>Atago went on a vacation to Cuba with family.
>>674245355
Syndra claimed
>>674258756
Oh right. Just ignore how dumb I am sometimes...
>>674259243
Hey hand-anon!
>>674259243
Hey handman
>>674259243
Hey, i want a piece of communism so i can wipe my ass with it and some original Havanna Rum
>>674258756
What do you do in the German Navy?
>>674259243
Hey Hand-kun
>That explains it
>>674259243
Hi hand-kun
>inb4 Castro gets killed
>>674259243
Hey Hand-kun.
How's going?
>>674259456
Living the dream 24/7...so getting paid to drink tea, eat cookies and typing something on my keyboard
>>674259456
He's probably riding around in the Gorch Fock spitting on haters
>>674258756
>German
>Navy
>>674259243
>>674259485
If only, did you know that him and Hugh Hefner were born just a few months apart?
>>674259635
Sounds like you are living the dream
>>674259485
You know Castro is actually Cortez, right? He found the fountain of youth and keeps appearing every once and a while to rule over South American countries. Rasputin did the same thing with demon magic, and was Stalin and is now Putin
>>674259635
Thats why u buy Tirpitz !!
>Hi everybody again
>>674259384
Heyo Fran-kun, sleep well?
>>674259392
Hey buddy, day going well so far?
>>674259421
He'll probably bring back some cigars for you so you can properly wipe your ass.
>>674259456
Heyo, Ruby. Day going well?
>>674259485
Heyo.
>Inb4 Atago is Castro
>How's your day?
>>674259513
I'm doing fine, just hanging around right now. Thanks for asking, you?
>>674259707
I did not know this.
>Day go well, Cowgirl?
>>674260052
>Atago is Castro
This explains everything
>>674260052
Pretty good thanks!
Glad you're doing fine ^^
>fuck yeah, 75/100 on math test
>>674245355
The frequency of these waifu threads is getting alarming
>>674259635
>getting paid to drink tea, eat cookies and typing something on my keyboard
Truly heaven. Also sounds nicer than what US Soldiers/Marines do (As told by a friend of mine)
>Drink beer, get into trouble, and draw dicks on everything
>>674260052
It's been good so far. My plans for St. Patricks Day got cut, so I'm trying to do something last second. You doing anything right now?
mugi claimed
>>674260052
Yeah same as usual.
>>674260052
Just windy and stormy up here
>>674260234
The amount of people on them is pretty crazy
>>674260052
Fine, you?
>>674255232
Nigga, are you fucking kidding me.
>>674260213
Hope he brings us back some cigars. That would be swell.
>>674260226
Hey man, glad to hear it. Thanks.
>If it's not failing, it's a victory
>>674260235
Glad to hear it's been going well so far, sucks that happened though. I'm sure you'll come up with something neat at last minute.
Nope, just sitting around relaxing. Typically what I do.
>>674260487
Mmmm, always love stormy weather. Especially when you're sleeping with a thunderstorm out, those are great. Hope your house doesn't get swooped up by a twister.
>>674260512
Alright, just sitting here enjoying the quiet day. Thanks for asking.
>>674245355
Holy shit, that drawing is fucking terrible.
>>674260799
>If it's not failing, it's a victory
Yeah you're right.
Gonna do a lol match, see you in 20-30 minutes guys ^^
>TF mid
>>674259707
>him and Hugh Hefner were born just a few months apart
What if they are the same person? Has anybody ever seen them together?
>>674259951
>Castro is actually Cortez
I can believe that
>keeps appearing every once and a while to rule over South American countries
Immortality might come with lots of tumors and a big possibility of cancer. Does Fran know about it? Maybe she gets rid of his tumors.
>>674260052
>Atago is Castro
Castro likes them big tiddies then
I'm doing fine, a little tired since I had to take care of my nephew this afternoon
>Kids never get tired, jesus christ...
>>674260235
Rwby is fucking awesome. I don't want to fangirl too much but damn.
>Weiss is poplar with dudes
>Oobleck is the man
>Neo doesn't speak a word
>Shit's getting intense
Only volume 3 left
>My poor heart, man
>>674260986
Alright man, enjoy your LoL match.
>>674260989
Yeah, can't say I blame him. Glad he didn't end up as one of those Caitlyn Jenner types.
Yuno Gasai Claimed.
Best waifu.
>>674260799
Sounds good. You still sick?
>tf
> not syndra
Awwww
>>674260799
Yeah, only downside is that my dog will be finding some mud later. And I have to dry her off to stop her from stinking
>>674260989
If the money is good, she has served Yakuza heads before. Although, fountains of youth, and demon magic for that matter, have a tendency to cure stuff like cancer. Also glad you are enjoying RWBY, and shit gets real pretty fast in volume three.
Fran anon, with my cute dog getting dried off
>>674260799
It'll probably be a last second thing, like usual. Shit always happens when you have plan all ready
>Murphys Law, anyone?
>>674260989
I fucking love RWBY, so dont worry if you fangirl too much
>Shit's getting intense
>Only volume 3 left
>My poor heart, man
Buckle up, it's gonna be one helluva ride. Keep me updated on your progress!
>>674259951
Always
>>674260040
Are you up for some WoWs?
>>674260052
Aww yis
>>674260235
Welp, we drink a lot too...go to the Navy. You'll drink alcohol you've never heard of before.
Shiki claimed
>>674261926
U know im ready all time
>>674261487
Yeah, still sick. Still just tanking through it, no worries.
Up to anything right now?
>>674261736
Aww, cute thing. Dig the batman towel (mostly every other DC hero is shit.) Hope her baths don't eat up too much of your time.
>nice hand
>>674261898
Murphy's Law up the ass, especially with my family name. Shit always goes wrong in my life for no reason, things can't just go according to plan. I get your pain.
:( Atago is gone, I played Kantai Collection's opening song just for him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEb4I5GKj_I
>>674261926
Sounds like a good time honestly.
>>674262217
Worst case for me was when I was coming back from Florida not to long ago. Right when we get to the gate at the airport, my dad realized he left his bag at the entrance. He had to make a train ride and go through TSA again with just 10 minutes to spare
Then we got to Baltimore for a layover and the attendant forgot to update the departure time so we almost missed that.
>>674262366
It's so...beautiful
>>674262217
Not really, installing WoWs so i can try it out
>>674262366
it's ok vlad
>>674262217
Yeah, he is the only good DC hero, though the Super Eight were hilarious, it's impossible to find the few issues they were in. Shame you're still sick though.
Thanks, it's not as good as yours though
>>674262638
Sounds terrible, I've been lucky with most of my flights though.
>>674262773
Installing eu or us?
