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Just got mcdicks

Dubs decide Wat do
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Throw it away, buy some gym supplements and start training. Like me.
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Pour fries onto burger, pour pop all over burger and fries then sit on and mush into bare ass
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>>674262759
Throw it out and get some real food.

And this is from a fatass - you can do better.
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>>674262759
Shove it in your ass. Record it
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>>674262845
Roll
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EAT IT ALL LMAO
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>>674262947
Roll
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>>674262759
Eat it
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>>674262759
Find the closest bridge and jump off of it.
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Melt it in a metal pan and inhale the fumes
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eat it
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>>674262947
Rolllll
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Rub it into the carpet with your bare butt.
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Eat
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>>674262845
Rollll
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Eat all the fries before anything else
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>>674262845
Gyms are gay, get a bike instead.
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>>674262759
toss it in the trash, your better then that.
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pour it all onto the carpet and roll in it.
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>>674262759
send it to starving children in africa
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>>674262759
Cum in a cup and use the jizz as sauce for your fries
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>>674263255
obey
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>>674262759
Put fries in soda and drink them
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>>674263255
Damn. too bad.
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Enjoy every bite while posting it on on how the texture feels in your mouth
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>>674263215
Rolllllllllllll
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>>674263279
Reroll
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>>674263126
rolling for this
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>>674263255
WINRAR
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>>674263255
Winrar! Toss it and eat some real food
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>>674263255
WINRAR
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Pour everything in a big bowl of milk and eat it with a spoon
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Force feed it to an African Child until he tells you to stop.
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Throw away meat and fries, add 2 ketchup packets to burger, and eat.
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hold the big mac parallel with your face and eat it that way from the middle out and post
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>>674263255
winrar
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Try putting a few of the chips inside the burger and eat it 5/5 would eat this again
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smash it on your keyboard
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>>674263255
Waste of dubs, don't do it OP
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>>674262759
Suck on the Fries like a MCcock.
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I know it tastes good but it just isn't worth it. Have fun with your heart problems.
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>>674263255
do it and show timestamp
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eat your mcdicks
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>>674263255
WINRAR
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Hole in burger. Fuck burger
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>>674262759
Wtf is that yellow stuff
>Brit bong here
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>>674263516
Kek OP delivered I guess.
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>>674263516
congrats. you actually delivered.
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>>674263255
dubs, you must do as is written my good son. Throw it away
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>>674262759
Throw it out and get something that isn't disgusting inedible trashcan food. If you're eating this shit in 2016 you're probably poor and fat and stupid and lack any impulse control.
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fart in a jar put a lid on it then when you have a mouth full of cheeseburger open the jar and smell it while you eat
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>>674263516
you obviously ate it all first and couldn't finish the fries.
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>>674263516
winer hear. I dont see the burger only a couple fries. dont you fukin lie to me...
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>>674263516
You won't regret that decision.
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>>674263375
roll
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>>674263516
Right where it belongs
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>>674263594
It was BIGMAC sauce, it's good on fries
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>>674263516
Could've atleast sent it to sweden, i'd disposition of it for you in the proper way. By shopping it up my ass.
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>>674263594
it's called freedom you faggot, not that you'd recognize it before
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>>674263516
FUcking rich people... gross
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throw away
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>>674263458
>tastes good

wrong, it tastes like salt and sugar and nothing

it lacks any flavor whatsoever

it is shit and nobody with a palette that hasn't been demolished by processed food day in day out would be subject themselves to it
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OP lied. OP I hope you know that every time an OP lies god kills a kitten
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>>674262759
>put a nug up your butt.
>take your time and enjoy the rest of the meal
>eat the butt nug.
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Just enjoy your food. Then regret it a bit later on the shitter.
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>>674263741
>rich people
>shitty linoleum tile
>can afford to dispose of shitty meal that costs like 6 bucks
>rich people
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>>674262759
Yell out "FUCK THIS SHIT!" & then throw the plate & food at the wall. post pics & results.
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>>674263941
last time I ate dagoMcD's it felt like their was a demon in my stomach and my bowels could barely pass it later, since its basically pre-digested when you eat it considering it lacks any nutrition whatsoever.
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If you like McDonalds you are trash people
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>>674263516
>mfw he ate teh burger, saved the drink, and conveniently put the fries on top so he could easily pull it out of the trash after the photo and finish it

5/10 for delivering
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Watch this vid and eat
https://youtu.be/xN5FCtfRoJY
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>>674262759
thanks OP, now I'm probably gonna drive out to McDonald's and pick me up a shitty big mac and fries... FUCK... god dammit i hate that place so much but it tastes so decent.

anyone else also think McDonald's is good, until you eat it and then youre like "wow this is gross", but you go back again a few weeks later thinking it'll be good? :(
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>>674265292
the trick is to not go back by remembering how much you regretted it last time

eventually itll have been a few months and your cravings for that garbage will be significantly less

but I get you, I used to be like that but after tossing it after eating half of it one time I was fed up and promised myself I wouldn't waste my money on that shitfood again
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>>674265687
true, but I maybe only eat it once every few months anyway.

I think for me, as time goes by, i forget how much it tastes like complete shit haha.

oh well, i never really eat there anyway so YOLO once every few months I guess.
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>>674262759
>plate
>yellow shit

Where the fuck are you, op? That's definetly not American McDonalds.
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>>674265877
You could take that 5 or 6 bucks and get a far more satisfying meal from literally anywhere else. You could even get a greasy burger and fries but it would actually be tasty and satisfying instead of McShits.
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After you throw it in the trash pick it up and squish it into a ball and then proceed to eat it.
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>>674262845
i do both
bitch
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Its not real food. Its a bunch of barely edible processed calories that have been shaped to look like food and fit the image of the brand you've been indoctrinated into craving since you were young. It is food as an abstracted commodity and it does not nourish your body.
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>>674262759
>Mac sauce on the side.
Muh Nugga!
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>>674266209
trudat nigga
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>>674263731
>implying that diabetes is freedom

ok then
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