Well /b/, I found out today that I have HPV. Anyone have experience or tips on dealing with it?
>pic related, the pussy that infected me
>>674467519
like 3/4 of people have it. so it doesn't really matter
>>674467519
thats not a bad looking pussy
Here's a picture of a whore I didn't bang in Mexico for a bump.
I have it. It doesn't affect guys. So, fuck it...
>>674467519
Did she tell you? Do they want you to take azithromycin?
>>674467711
It matters because I have shit on my dick and I don't want to spread anything. I guess I could Google the rates, but I didn't think it was that high.
>Anyone have experience or tips on dealing with it?
Yeah, you track the cunt down and stab her in the ovaries before slicing her jugular wide open. How much of a bitch do you have to be to just continue to have sex after contracting a disease, knowing that you're gonna be ruining other people's lives?
>>674468194
Post more of her. If she was a random whore why did you go in raw? I fuck plenty of random whores but I always wrap it
>>674468084
>>674468239
She claimed was tested and clean. When I confronted her today she claimed she had no idea and accused me of cheating. I spent two years working in Mexico, so I certainly could have. I never did though.
It's like totally cool dude, can't kill you! It just affects you emotionally because you just found out you got it...in a day or two you'll come to grips with it and move on
>>674468417
Gf for three years, symptoms showed up about four months ago.
>>674468593
Always check the papers. If I start fucking around with a new girl and she wants to start doin raw, we go together to get tested. Otherwise I wrap it up and I don't go in if there are bumps I can't explain on her.
>>674468905
>>674468905
That sucks man. She do anal at least? Also just confront her about cheating.
>>674467519
>I found out today that I have HPV
How? There is no STI test for HPV in males. So you have no way to know if you have it. Most men have had it at some point in their life, but it is generally completely obliterated by your immune system within a couple weeks. And then you are immune to a few related strands of the virus.
>>674467519
if you're male you literally will show no symptoms, you carry a dormant virus that literally does nothing. can cause cervical cancer in women KEK. don't lose out on good poos though by telling them, just do it and if they get cancer they cant trace it back to you.
>>674469102
WebMD bruh
>>674468593
>>674468593
Also why would your GF be geting tested in the middle of a relationship?
wat he means by "i have hpv" is that "i have genital warts" u dumbasses
>>674468417
I tried cropping out here face, but she's a red head. Even her freckles are defining.
>>674469191
Dude that's fucked up. Got a friend with cervical cancer and it is absolute shit.
>>674467945
False. It causes warts. Gotta get surgery. Warts can become cancerous.
>>674469191
Most strains show no signs. If I get some time I'll show you what my once glorious dick now looks like.
>>674469423
>freckles are defining
>thinking anyone can decode the randoms freckles on pale people
You know paranoia is what made stalin the man he is.
>>674468194
I "popped" my warts (nail squeezed the fuck out of them till they were basically ripped off- no scars) and they were gone in a month. never seen them again
girls get a vaccine. fuck it
0 fucks
>>674469525
My brother got them and he thought his life was over, came home crying "no one told me boys could get them boohoo"
>>674469461
i dont give a fuck about your friend with cancer.
>>674469330
Endymetriosous surgeries. I'm sure I spelled that wrong, but apparently they like to test before surgeries.
>>674467519
It eventually goes away. I got it back in 2011 and got rid of it in 2015.
>>674469811
Guys have a vaccine too now
>>674467519
Grats!
I fuck around 10 different hookers every year and I've never had a disease.
Have you heard of a condom?
>>674469614
oh shit nigger, well if she gave you dick warts you're going to have to columbine a baptist church or something, idk man
>>674469340
Tellem, nig
>>674469811
Sucks to be you. Something like 90% of HPV infections cause no symptoms, ever. Especially to guys. Almost all people show no trace of the virus within 2-3 years. Your immune system will likely beat it on its own.
>>674467519
OP what do they look like? I got mad bumps on my circumsicion scar when I stretch the skin. My doc said it's just my anatomy and I was like "bull shit"
What do?
>>674467519
welcome to being like 90% of the world? Most people get HPV even before having sex.
i had the warts
get them frozen
doesnt hurt
takes 2 seconds
>>674470010
Kek
>>674469927
i'll get iit then but isn't it sort of too late? i had a few little tiny warts for a bit and was freaking out but once i squeezed the fuck out of them they went away and i've never seen them again
>>674469933
1. you don'y know you don't have hpv
2. condoms don't protect against hpv
3. lol you have to pay hookers to fuck
>>674469651
He may have fucked up. But he tried.
>>674470571
>condoms don't protect against hpv
Are you stupid?
>>674469102
Ive had it off and on for five years. It's there for a few weeks than dissapers. Comes back after a few months. Tried some kind of acid shit my doctor gave me. My dick turned purple with huge "blood bubbles" or whatever It's called. Had sex a few days later. Most painful night of my life..
Just leave it OP it's harmless for men
why is everyone acting like a goddamn hpv scientist in this thread? HPV is a virus that practically everyone has, true, but most people do not have genital warts, which is obviously what the poster of this thread is talking about. Use some context you morons. There are 100s of strains of HPV and anon got a shitty one. It is because he slept with someone else who probably also had warts or at least that specific strain of HPV.
>>674470675
Thats a fact bro
>>674470173
it was nbd. i had just moved and was single. went away quick and has never been back. gf is vaccinated. i read that if you smoke you're more likely to get an outbreak. i smoke
>>674470242
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce_spots
you 16 year old
>>674470675
Really? the condom covers your balls? I'm so sorry. It's a fact
So what about herpes? Eh? hpv or hsv2 you have to chose one, which do you want?
>>674470862
Nah I got those on my shaft bra I know what those are. These are shiny clusters I'm talking about and I got one that's fucking pink the past 8 months
>>674471152
Oh alright, my fault family
>>674471070
I got that it just stops coming back
i had/have HPV, in wart form
didnt really think anything of it until a couple popped up and i became a bit self conscious and finally decided to do something about it, i got them frozen off (its harmless, free, and very fast, theyre gone within a week)
apparently theres no real cure for the virus itself, it basically goes dormant or/until your body fights it off. It can take years or maybe you never will
ive seen a few nurses and spoken about it, they all said it can be stress related etc, or if youre feeling a bit run down with your personal life, which would explain my case personally and why they decided to pop up recently
OP here. I'm having a hard time getting the right lighting on my warty dick to share a pic. Something about taking a pic to show a bunch of dudes on the Internet is unnerving.
>>674471843
Yo you gutta show me I need a reference that ain't a Google AIDS fucking pic
>>674471681
Free you say? I live in the states, where did you find such sorcery?
>>674472168
I gave it a solid effort. I work nights, I've gotta get to work soon. I couldn't bring myself to share a pic that didn't show its full, yet marred, majesty.
Speaking of diseased cunts, what is wrong with pic related? It doesn't really look healthy
>>674472695
Awe sight thanks anyway, I guess I have to trust my doc that a pink bump that's been there 8 months is a "yeist buildup" from what I've read tho pink bumps are warts
