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The time has come pokefags. The rules are as follows: last two

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The time has come pokefags. The rules are as follows: last two or three digits is your pokemon. If the third digit is even, only use the last two digits. If it's odd, use the last three. If the last three digits are more than 721, roll again. Let's see what you've got /b/.
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>>674646912
Nidoking GET
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Rollllll
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rollan
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Snorlax
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>>674646912
i used to fuck a pokemon.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
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...
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ghost type get
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nigga
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shet
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>>674649800
wait what
what do i get
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time to roll
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>>674649915
ok fine i'll roll again
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Rollin'. Gon' hate it.
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>>674646912
Rollan
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Rollerhino
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>>674650017
well looks like i got a pidgeotto i'll take it
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OP here, I fixed it. Take a look at your clock, watch, etc. If the time you posted it ends in a even number, use the last three digits. If it ends in an odd number, use the last 2.
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ooooooooooooook
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ekectric tipe god
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>>674646912

Witness me
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rolling for empoleon
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Growilth / Arcanine dogbro lets go ravage kids with rats and steal that monayyy
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fuck me i better get something good.
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>>674650343
fucking,baltoy. i can live with,that though
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Give me good tier pokemon
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which pokemans
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ANON used ROLL!
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Roiling
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>>674650274
That's way better than leaving out hundreds of pokemon
roll diddly liddly o
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check
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>>674650276
got a Taillow
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>>674650495
so onyx. unless i misunderstood then i got snivy, either way fuck yeah bitches!
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>>674646912
ROLLIN DOWN THE STRET
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rollu
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>>674646912
roolll
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Rwll
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>>674646912
rolling for sex-slave pokeman
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>>674650584

Well, shit.
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>>674650725
reroolll
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>>674650707
The fuck. Well at least i'll never lock myself out of my house again.
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>>674650789
rereroolll
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cmon gengar
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I am the best trainer
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>>674650779
Reroll?
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>>674646912

probably chandelier or ice cream
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>>674646912
hey
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Ok roll
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Rollerino
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>>674646912
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rollan u queers
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>>674650869
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>>674650274
Guess imma rollin
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>>674650962
Damn reroll
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>>674650945
Re roll
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>>674650585
actually used dodrio through most of pokemons
>I loved my dodster
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>>674649800
ok new rules says nidoran female
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>>674650994
reroll
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>>674650938
reroll
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>>674650969
again
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This is my first Pokemon.
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rollie
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>>674650432

Meh
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>>674646912
Rawl
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>>674651174
Aww! So cute! Totally happy with this.
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rollies
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>>674650870
son of a
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gimmmmmmeeee
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rerolling
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>>674651020
Raticate
roll for a full team
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>>674651323
Rolling for my second Pokemon.
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rolan
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catch em all
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>>674646912
rawls
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ranrol
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>>674646912
Rolllll
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>>674651434
Nidoking is add the team

Rollin again
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>>674646912
Roll
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>>674651483
i'm okay with that
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rool
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>>674651507
Rolling for my third Pokemon
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>>674651619
MienFOO
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>>674651584
vanilluxe. How lame re roll
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>>674646912
Rollin
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>>674651663
Abra get
Rollin for the last three
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rol
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>>674651720
Rolling for my Fourth, I have Igglybuff, Herdier, and Hoopa now.
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Delelelelelele woooop
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>>674651898
Reroll, number is too high.
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>>674651806
Charizard
Well I'm likin my team so far
last two
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>>674646912
roll
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>>674652048
Venonat
Last roll best roll?
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>>674652022
Fearow, not the most aesthetically appealing Pokemon but you have to have a flying Pokemon to get around in the world.
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>>674652135
I got Jolteon
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rell
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>>674651226

Second.
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>>674652166
This is my fifth Pokemon. I guess it's cool that I have a bug type but not really a fan of Ledian.
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Victini pls
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>>674646912
rolling
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>>674646912
bitches
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Rull
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I'm ready.
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nigger
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>>674652371
Omg! Yes! Bagon! Salamence is such a beast! So, now I have Igglybuff, Herdier, Hoopa, Fearow, Ledian, and Bagon. Not a bad team. Very diverse.
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>>674652127
so, i have a pinsir as my mega and a...
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rolly polly
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>>674652377
Huh, regirock. Not bad I guess
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>>674652155
So my team is
Raticate
Nidoking
Abra
Charizard
Venonat
Cyndaquil

Well ok Imma ready to conquer the world of johto with my new Cyndaquil after my win in the league of kanto
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>>674652545
rere
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>>674652568
But rerolling for victini
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>>674652481
fucking magnmite wtf fuck evolve into magnazone mf XD I love him
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Rollin for at least a decent pokemon
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>>674652543
a venipede. well, bug types are pretty cool i guess and he can do decent in LC. maybe hand him an eviolite
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>>674652493
I can live with being the god pokemon
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>>674652635
Alakazam, Charizard, Typhlosion and Nidoking. Some bad ass Pokemon.
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>>674652651
no
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>>674646912
damnitall
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Threw on X/Y tonight because I'm bored.
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>>674652740
So far:
Arceus
Geodude
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>>674652808
Shit yea Wartortle it is
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>>674652711
gourgeist? fuck, although it makes for a decent stall w/ leech seed and destiny bond for the end
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Pikachu, I choose you!
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fine
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>>674652916
Arceus
Geodude
Cloyster
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Anyone know if there's an emulator for X/Y yet?
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>>674652968
re:fine
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>>674652933
fuck, reroll
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>>674652950
Reroll, PIKACHUUUUUUUUU
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>>674652886
Are you from Australia?
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Rerollin
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Which Pokeman am I fucking with?
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>>674653031
nidoqueen? fuck.
so, pinsir, venipede, gourgeist, and nidoqueen. am i a pokemon villain now?
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>>674652773
Yeah I will rollin the dosh of my poor opponents

I'll keep Raticate since he's my first pokemon in this adventure but I need a replacement for my venonat.
Let's roll !
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>>674653143
and a snorlax. what will be my last?
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>>674646912
Roll For PikaJew
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>>674653003
Arceus
Geodude
Cloyster
Venusaur
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>>674653234
FUCK.
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rollercoaster
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>>674653246
Arceus
Geodude
Cloyster
Venusaur
Arbok

one to go
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>>674653173
Tentacruel

Well now imma fully ready to conquer Japan
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>>674646912
Rolling
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Won a fuckin Haunter
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>>674653233
porygon 2? hmm, isn't he supposed to be better than porygon-z?
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Shedinja get!
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>>674646912
Rawlin
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Im going to keep rolling until i get something not ass-tier
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>>674646912
Shouldn't the 2 digit rule be based on the 4 number because you are ruling out a large chunk of the little mons also roll
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Rollin for dickbutt
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>>674653540
I give up.
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rolling for klefki
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caterpie or bust
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Lucario GET
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>>674646912
rollout
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>>674653377
Arceus
Geodude
Cloyster
Venusaur
Arbok
Regirock


I can live with that, having Arceus is good enough. Venusaur is a plus too, and I don't mind Regirock.
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Rules were unclear, dick stuck in jynx
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God damnit got a lickilicky at least I can have my anus tongued by a professional now
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>>674653417

Raticate, Nidoking, Alakazam, Charizard, Typhlosion and Tentacruel
Ok EVERYGO
Rollin for my first encounter
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Fucking Skiddo

Brb kms
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rawling
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rolling for infernape
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>>674653858
No opponent ? I roll again
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001 get
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gotta get out of the 900s
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Rolll
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>>674653486
regigigas mother fuckers
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Reroll
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>>674653909
blastoise works
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Gimme Aggron
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charizard pls
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>>674653954
All the pokemon run away from me I investigate harder !
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>>674646912
Rollananannana
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drowzee
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Rollllllll
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>>674654084
reroll
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Rollin again
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>>674654083
Fucking Farfetch'd reroll
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>>674654088
Grimer
He stand no chance against my team

Team :
Raticate, Nidoking, Alakazam, Charizard, Typhlosion and Tentacruel

I look in another zone for a worthy opponent
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spinda
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rolo
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>>674650274
rellllllling
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>>674646912
Gotta Catch Em All!
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>>674646912
Roll
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>>674646912
Aggron pls
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Rick Rollin
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>>674653018
Anyone?
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golbat
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whowhat
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>>674654529
Nope, there's not.
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>>674646912
rolling
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>>674654653
I sold my 3DS and I really want to play X and Y again... D:
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>>674653999
Those Trips should give you Mega Rayquaza
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skrelp
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>>674646912
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Meme
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gastly
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Rememe
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>>674654823
reroll
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I wanna ride a fucking Aggron help me numbers
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Roll for
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>>674646912
For 001
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Re roll
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Rolling for Garchomp
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lets do it
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>>674646912
glhf pls first gen love
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>>674646912

>Apparently this post is spam. Fuck you Google MOOT.

Gas the Jews who think this post is spam. Like fucking niggers
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g r o v y l e!
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>>674646912
poo
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>>674655227
>Skarmory
eh
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>>674646912
That's stupid, that means every even number pokemon over 100 is excluded.
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Well that's confusing. Roll
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>>674655573
Refer to the post where he fixes it.
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>>674655423
aight
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>>674655690
reroll
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>>674646912
da a ba
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>>674655791
Refucking roll
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>>674655873
come oooooon
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>>674655923
Next under 721 plox
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Dragonite get
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>>674655970
Of course it's not yet. Now pls.
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>>674646912
ROLL
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roll a ton
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>>674656019
Fuck Ratatta

NEW MON GET
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puming shgs
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>>674656090
nopenopenoep no vagina mon for me
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go nigga go
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First 150 get.
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>>674646912
rawl
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>>674656016
Pidgey. God dammit.
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>>674646912
Salamance incoming
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>>674656188
Fuck no, reroll.
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>>674656073
tentacruel yay!
second roll
i will roll 6 times
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ROLL GET
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>>674656225
Delibird
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>>674656327
spinda
roll 3
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rolla
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>>674656485
HEATRAN!!!
roll 4
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Plis
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>>674656517
ohshi-

MY MUNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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mr mime get
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>>674646912
get
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>>674656621
druddigon! w00t!
roll 5
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>>674656769
reroll
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>>674646912
Rolling
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reroll
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>>674656820
reroll
this is 5th pokemon of mine
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>>674646912
pokeget
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>>674646912
Rerolling
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Get it
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>>674646912
pls
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>>674656947
HNNNG
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>>674646912
Rroooollll
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>>674656969
>>674656835
Rerolling
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okay
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>>674657063
finally!
fucking abra....
6th and final roll
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Let me see here
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>>674646912
peanuts
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>>674657269
dustox.
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>>674646912
Roll
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>>674657307
Meditite
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Wouldn't you be ruling out pokemon from 200-299,400-499 and 600-699?

roll anyways
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Deep turtle
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>>674657438
Bonsly
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>>674646912
mewtwo plx
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>>674657408
Fucking wigglytuff goddamnit I promise I'm not a faggot
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>>674657548
petilil
All of mine are meh
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Rollan
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>>674657498
Refer to the post where he fixes it. Here it is.>>674650274
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First gen get
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>>674657674
Geodude
better than before...
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>>674646912
Rolling balla
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roland
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>>674657749
749 which means nothing REROLL!
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roland rollington
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>>674657977
nope im done may be
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>>674658078
Rapidash?
Im satisfied
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>>674658076
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