How should I kill myself /b/
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How should I kill myself /b/
>>674650522
sharpie in pooper
Do a flip faggot
>>674650522
You shouldn't we love you anon
>>674650522
with a gun, you fucking faggot
With kindness
>>674650919
>implying it's that easy to get a gun here
>>674650522
helium. needs a lot of preparation tho. get like 2 tanks of helium, some tubing and a mask (alternatively some sort of plastic bag). to my knowledge that's the least painful suicide method yet. the helium completely replaces the air you're breathing, so you're basically suffocating yourself while you're still breathing. pass out in a moment and die a peaceful death
>>674651276
Helium is regulated and expensive af
if you can afford to buy a hand grenade, get one. Put it on your mouth, and pull off the pin. Your death will be 137% instantaneous and painless
>>674650522
Stay on /b/ until you starve to death
Journey that's any adventurers big dream, since you got nothing to loose, might as well do the cool dangerous stuff
>>674651358
>kill yourself
>but don't spend too much on it
>>674651276
Any inert gas will work it can be done with argon and argon is used for welding
Go to the deep web, and piss of a bunch of site admins by threathening to call the police on their sites.
Somehow get on national television, then blow your brains out live. This all may seem very tough to pull off, but it will be worth it. Trust me, anon.
>>674651392
Sure to work
not OP but I live on the top floor of a pretty tall apartment block, I sometimes wonder what the chances are I survive the fall.
My friend killed herself my jumping off an overpass. It wasn't even that high
>>674650522
Don't think about killing yourself. Then go about your life consuming sugary and high fat foods and just when you think you've forgotten about killing yourself then you die from being a chubbo. Its a win win sitch.
>>674650522
Just be patient. You're going to die anyway, so don't worry about making it happen. Find something you like to pass the time.
>>674651762
If ur doing this OP
Tell us when
>>674651906
I'd rather it be 100% effective, I don't want to be a vegetable.
>>674650522
Weed overdose. That'd be sick.
>>674651358
So regulated in fact, you have to have money to buy it. Where are you gonna get a rare authorization like money on a Friday night. Plus, going to party city or Walmart is for elite citizens only.
>>674651942
bump
>>674652073
yeah, that's pretty much why I haven't taken the leap.
Aging faggot
>>674650522
Set your house on fire, then stand there and breathe in as much smoke as possible. You will black out and it won't be painful.
with 999 children and lot of bitches
>>674652219
kek
>>674652634
Not painful, but agonizing. Because you are facing death without physical pain, it doesn't mean there's no mental breakdown prior to the demise.
Trust me on this: Fast- triggered high explosives in your face work wonders. You can even do them homemade
>>674651358
Where the fuck commie piece of shit country are you that helium is regulated and expensive?
To kill yourself though, heroin overdose. Easy and cheap.
>>674651906
Any1 can die from a short fall especially if landed head first. You would most certainly die if you jumped from your stoop. Dont think about if you will die because you will. Jst decide jump or not. If not then stop thinking about it. I drive myself crazy wondering how long i could survive in the canal i pass daily or how many cars would run over me if i jumped into traffic. Sorry for your friend. U saw how much sadbess she caused. Dont repeat it.
