/b i got high as fuck and i skipped work today
what do i say when i go in tomorrow?
>>674650820
Try " I'm a waste of skin, please give this job to someone useful"
>>674650820
uhh i got drunk. i'm in the same boat. want my script? corporate fag.
>>674650820
>i got high as fuck and i skipped work yesterday
>>674650820
the longer you think about what excuse to use the better that excuse gets
You were displaced and looking for a new place to live. Or tell them you help your mother change her tampon on Fridays and it just got really messy today. Usually youre fine but today was so bad you left reeking of gyna all day.
>>674651001
YES what are you going to say exactly?
>>674650820
the schedule could've changed
>>674651472
no they called my house asking where i was and i didn't answer
Say you had a stomach virus. If you're still feeling the heat. Lean in and whisper that you had the runs. No one will ask questions
>Skipped work to smoke pot
Degenerate manchild that lives with momma detected
>>674650820
your cousin called you and told you he is going in for chemotherapy on Monday and hasn't told the rest of your family. You drove down to his city to see him
say that you saw something and feds took you
>>674650820
'where can I pick up my final paycheck? I won't be asking for a reference'
Tell them you contracted AIDS from a well known homosexual actor
I'm sorry I was irresponsible and got fucked up with some friends. >>> then call the cops and rat your friends out
