why haven't you killed yourself yet /b/ ??
cuz I don't feel like it.>>674650798
>>674650798
I keep procrastinating important things
I don't know.
>>674650798
Cuz maybe I'll see her tomorrow. Maybe she'll see me. Maybe I'll say hi. Maybe she'll smile at me. Maybe we'll have a conversation. Maybe I'll ask her out. Maybe she'll say yes. Maybe we'll have a great time. Maybe I'll seal the deal. Maybe she'll be the one. Maybe we'll have a life together. Maybe we'll have love together. Maybe she'll be everything I need and I'll be everything she needs. Maybe we can stare into the abyss and maybe the abyss will stare back but it won't be so bad because we'll be together. Or maybe I'll just shyly smile and maybe murmur something when she's just out of ear shot. Maybe I'll put off my life one more day. Maybe I'll let myself down one more time. Maybe...
>>674650798
>mfw not depressed
>mfw not a total beta loser
>mfw have friends and family
>mfw not a parasitic NEET
>mfw the future looks bright
>>67465197
this i guess then add in some cat fucking and its all there
I'm 12 and my daddy doesn't let me use his guns
>>674652271
>inb4 b&
>>674652214
>on /b/
>not depressed neet fag
Nice try guy
Cuz I got shit to do
It'd hurt my family too much
>>674650798
For the pussy
I'm so sad because I want to live but am unable to... suicide is retarded
>>674652441
>imblying /b/ is /r9k/
fug yuo
because life is wonderful
Im waiting till the release of evangelion 4.0
Parents. Luckily they had me when they were older so I just have to last until about my 40s. 28 now. Then will probably die by pills, specifically that one used to put animals to sleep.
>>674652782
if you're not aware of the sheer meaninglessness of life it is
>>674652833
you are me and i am you
>>674652833
same here still 20 here so i have a while to wait
currently hoping cancer strikes
do you have any idea how good pizza tastes?
>>674650798
because i have training to do
Because I promised people I wouldn't...
Every night it's nothing but nightmares...
I wake up only to the same shit.
i don't go online for a day and some people freak out.
That's how fucked I am
I don't get online and people get worried.
Of course I don't tell them the real reason...
So instead I put on a smile and burn my arms every time I smoke.
I just want to collapse and be done with it...
But fuck me for having a little pride in my word...
I just don't know what the fuck to do anymore...
Sorry for ranting
>>674651979
It won't happen till you turn that "maybe" into "I will".
>>674652921
faggot kys
>>674653030
>in USA
>work in IT for a small town hospital
>1 real sexual partner, 2 if include prostitute
What is your summary, doppelganger anon?
>>674651979
Such a fucking bastard looser! Do you need a dildo or love?
The world is just too interesting. I wanna see what happens next
>>674650798
I have you guys.
>>674650798
because i don't want to be a faggot like you
>>674652921
it's a circular argument though...life is meaningless because life is meaningless. You legit have the choice to be sad and hopeless or just find the things you like and also experience new things.
I'm just here to watch the world burn.
>>674654516
then you die
>>674654690
can't wait for the AI to take over
>>674652214
I am right their with ya bro
I already tried. Fucked that up too.
I want to watch more family guy
Because, my friend, beneath this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.
>>674650798
Because physician-assisted suicide becomes legal in Canada on June 6th. Why do a hack job myself when I can wait and let the pros handle it.
>>674650798
Still mooching off some family members, running out of time though. Once I completely have no one to mooch off of anymore then its time. Which it looks like it may be coming up very soon.
>>674652214
>on /b/ on a Friday night
Yeah, I'm convinced.
Why end existence? It sucks but meh, I love enough people to not worry
Suicide prone anon speaking
Because if the afterlife isn't real then I cease to exist and I forget everything that ever happened forever. That is extremely horrifying and something I do not want to inflict on myself no matter how painful this life ever gets.
Reason number two, if hell exists then I probably go there for committing suicide. Billions of billions of years in hell is a lot worse than whatever pain i'm feeling right now.
>>674650798
well, i'm planning some big shit to go along with my death, keep tuned in the news on Curitiba (Brazil) you'll probably find me there in a week or two, it'll be the shit
>>674652214
This tbh
I'm going to die anyway eventually, so it's not really like I'll miss my chance.
>apparently pretty cute
>doesn't matter because 5'5"
>kissless
>virgin
Just the thought of not existing,after having killed myself makes me happy enough in the end to not do it.
>>674650798
Because I live to help people.
Because it would totally ruin my family, especially my mom.
Because my hot ass cute co worker told me she thought I was cute I litteraly have nothing else keeping me going except drugs and I'm almost finished with school
>>674650798
Too many places I still want to see, and too many things I still want to do. Plus, I can't stream anime in Hell, so...
>>674657100
>i literally have nothing else keeping me going
>your life hasn't even fucking started yet
NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK
>>674656660
ditto with you, almost quad fag.
>>674650798
I'm still a virgin. I'm so close to getting laid gimme like 2 more days then ill kms <3
>>674650798
Cause I'm not a pussy and I deal with my problems and move on
>>674656660
After quite a while of that, you end up getting used(constantly). Then you realize, nobody could give a fuck if you need help every now and then.
Stop helping people; all you're doing is wasting your time, and denying them the strength to be able to handle shit on their own.
Fuck people, live for yourself.
>>674657940
^^This
>>674657300
I fucking hate school and barley pass I hate everybody in it but I don't like that way on the outside I look always happy and always laughing everybody thinks I'm stuck up but just because I think people don't want to talk to me I don't talk to them and also I live in the middle of nowhere and see the same people everyday if I hadn't started doing drugs I would already be dead
>>674650798
>be depressed
>listen to taylor swift
>be less depressed
this keeps me going somehow, even though I normally don't like this kind of music
>>674658305
>in the middle of nowhere
There's your problem. When you get a job, save as much as you can, and go somewhere that doesn't have that feeling of dread and complete helplessness.
However, don't pick a huge city; you'll just end up feeling even more alone.
>>674650798
If I kill myself now how will I jack off to fucked up flipper baby porn?
Unlike most of you I'm actually living a decent life's. I'm also leaving somewhat of a legacy as I've starred in a few miniseries. Nothing big but at least I'm going somewhere in life unlike the rest of. Get the fuck up you sad ass faggot fucks and do something. It's possible you just have to do it instead of being a peice of shit cubicle monkey. Fuck you.
