You walk in on your girlfriend cuddling with this guy, what do you do?
>>674843927
Accept defeat
walk away with my life
>>674843927
cringe hard then do a 360 and cringe moar
>>674843927
Laugh.
All I know is he better have that sword close cause I would take it and leave.
>>674843927
Tell him his mom is outside to pick him up.
>>674844168
Stop lying. We both know HE would be the one laughing.
>>674843927
I'd also accept defeat
>>674843927
Well if he had the sword with him obviously I'm not trying to get stabbed so I'd wait til he puts it down than break that wall hanger junk
>>674843927
1080 ladder stall yy quickscope him in the face for being a cringey weeaboo faggot.
>>674843927
challenge him to honorable combat and win when he cuts his own head off
>>674843927
get cut in half effortlessly by glorious nippon steel
>>674843927
Why is my hand cuddling him?
>>674843927
Fart. He'll soon run away as far as possible
Laugh and walk out. Continue to laugh and encourage that behavior of fuckjng this robpt because the laughter is curing your depression.
>>674844499
I would rather have that sword than my gf tbh
Make a sandwich and take a confused nap
dump her
Tell him there's a fedora giveaway in the parking lot.
>>674843927
Challenge him to a duel, no one can take my deck
>>674844168
lying this hard to yourself...
>>674843927
Turn 360° and walk there hell outta there.
>>674843927
Laugh when he struggles to lift that sword.
Id come back in 10 years
Bring a really thick branch to fight him. When he swings his sword will get stuck on the branch and go on with a bearhug I guess cause he's so cool
>>674845842
ITS A TWO HANDED GREAT SWORD
After i stopped laughing...
Shotgun blow his fuckin face away
tell them you fucked this girl and might need testing
>>674843927
wonder when i entered the matrix, then go have a fap.
>>674844124
/thread
>>674843927
>hey you little faggot get out of her-
>hes gone
>he just vanished
>feel my shirt get wet
>hear a "shhhhnk"
>hear "nothing personal kid" from behind me
>feel faint
>tunnel vision
>i collapse, the pain hits me the instant before i fall unconscious.
Look, you got any idea what a scout sniper is? You ever heard of that? No? Ok, well you're lookin' at one. My class in Quantico was class 307, and we had a motto. It was a saying, yeah? It was "One shot, one kill." The point is if I wanted you dead, you'd be dead.
turn 360 degrees and walk the other way
>>674844499
Nice tripsdubbing you got going on there
>>674844553
/thread
I unleash my 9 tailed fox
>>674846023
Poooooor, I can smell that from here
>>674846172
WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY
None of you greentext faggots are funny, you never have been and never will be. You don't understand jokes, you don't understand humor, you just suck.
>>674845936
Someone knows whats up.
>>674843927
Challenge him to an honorabru duru to first cut, loser must seppikuru
Use one of the swords I've built myself and break his in two.
I would say "Whoa.." and then "I need everything you have in Katana defense, Trin. Now."
I'd look that bitch dead in the eye and say "there can be only one" then I'd point to the wall and empty plaque where his mounted head will hang.
Shock him with my stun gun. I don't think he is cuddling with blade in hand.
>>674843927
Take a Xanax and go to bed. And hope he's gone when I wake up.
Ask myself who the fuck cuddles with a sword.
Tell him good luck. If my slut girl friend wants to cuddle with fag man in OP's pic, I'll find a better slut.
>>674846546
Fucking gold
Ditch my gf and cuddle with him
Kill both of them, then cuddle with sword
>>674843927
do a 360 and walk away
I'll fight
>>674846172
>i enjoyed that
>>674846426
ignore this mung sucker
i would obviously take his awesome leather jacket and noble blade, and run off in to the wild.
