Prove youre white
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Prove youre white
I know when my ass is clean.
>>675137471
So do niggers. It's called white toilet paper. Stop using your hands.
No criminal record
>>675137632
> White
Ayo FAM chec- I mean Good afternoon, good man! Fine morning isn't it?
>>675137471
You use a bidè?
>>675137104
You can easily pronounce all of the girls names in my phone book.
>>675137104
I am not averse to mayonnaise on a sandwich.
>>675137104
Employed
>>675138056
Prove that I proved I am white.
I have a steady job and can support my wife and kids
I hate grape soda
>>675137104
I read the thread didn't I?
I can pronounce the word "shrimp".
I mean really negroes! Where the fuck did you get "skrimps" from? FUCKING SKRIMPS?!?!?!
>>675137104
I can stay quiet through a feature length film.
>>675137104
I can swim.
Proooft
>Pic related, its me
>>675137104
im having a couple beers then a chicken pie for dinner
I pay my taxes
Wow! Delish quinoa susan!
lol im in kfc and i can clearly see black people cant close their mouth
i wear sandals
>>675138155
What kind of phone book is that? Is it a special whites-only phone book? Because mine also has black people in it.
Also, I can read and write, therefore I'm white.
>>675137104
I listen to Kanye West.
Im white but a lot of the time people mistake me for a heinz 47 because of my Sicilian blood.
i am mexican fuk u america
i know my dad
>>675137104
Kelso rub oil on my thighs while I spank you
>>675139225
i know my rights
>>675137104
I have no desire for bikes that aren't my own.
I know the song to dawsons creek
i lick pussy
>>675137104
Childish gambino is my favorite rapper
>>675138918
moar I want you to lick my horse sized dix
i will never be able to pleasure a woman
>>675137104
I post "white chicks prefer black dicks" thread all the time
Im voting trump
>>675137104
Lou Reed wasn't shit
>>675139490
My friend calls me crazy, but there's something about the smell and taste of a huge, throbbing horse cock. I just fucking love to lick it from it's tip to it's large, swollen, lovely balls
>>675137104
>Prove
What do you think I am, a nigger?
i wouldnt consider fucking a black chick
im not allowed to say the n word
>>675139731
He was but I still believe you about being white
>>675137104
*You're
Nigger.
I win
>>675140786
timestamp cock
>>675137104
>>675140786
u hav ugly wrist
>>675137104
My parents were married BEFORE I was conceived and are STILL married.
>>675140786
roast my hand /b/ do ur worst
y u thank I'm a nigga
>>675140939
this threads in the background paki lover
I can utter the statement "hey dad, let's play catch"
>>675140786
Nigga painted his hand
>>675140939
I got you bud, gimme a minute
>>675140987
roast hearter
