Waifu claiming thread - fuck the fanbase edition
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pictures of your waifu
>Discuss stuff
>bait the baiters
>Maybe hold back on becoming a hugbox
>or don't, I don't care
>ignore jerk-chen if need arises
>I sincerely hate that guy
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
There we go.
Lurking
Shinoa claim and going to bed. Goodnight.
Tenryuu claimed
Claimo
>>677429888
And a good start too.
When will the other faggot show up?
>>677429893
love me!
claiming yume
>>677430236
Senpai will never notices you. Never.
>>677430096
Goodnight! Sleep well
>>677430107
Hallo!
>>677430147
Hey! I hope your starting to feel better
Claiming Tatsie early today.
Lurking while tending to some dogs...
>>677430286
Hey! Those 3 images were all me, btw.
Waifu Master Explosion Disaster claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u2RoloKRnQ
>>677430387
i see, no jerk then. good
Good morning, guys!
Shiina claimed
>>677430463
little demon!
>>677430209
?
>>677430147
there's a fag.
>>677429767
another one.
you're craving attention dude.
How do you dare insult my family, my parents?!
I can't belive something so kind and friendly like you can be like that. You totally hurt me there.
memetele boi
>>677430506
He will probably show up soon.
Claimed.
>>677430463
Que bueno, el mismo para mi tambien.
>>677430598
There he is, there he goes again. Isn't he the funniest guy around? Oh my god.
>>677430327
Just playing a bit of MX vs ATV, I always find myself playing it when I come to these threads
>>677430636
>>677430506
>>677430723
Just ignore him, he will have withdrawls from his trap threads
>>677430564
Raisin Killer! :) Sorry I was a bite late..
>>677430716
Eso es bueno :) Sabe usted cualquier otro idioma tambien?
>>677430770
How is that game anyway?
I'm getting addicted to Terraria again. Gonna play it. See you later everyone!
Except for THAT one. (you know which one i mean)
>>677430857
>L-lewd
Pretty fun, I usually just end up in free ride dicking around, flinging my guy off cliffs and watching him fly.
>>677430770
ah, whatever. Welcome back too, kirino.
Wait... I did that already, right?
ah, whatevs.
>>677429767
BACK WITH THE FURY OF A MILLION CATERPILLARS
Also, claiming Michiru.
>>677430857
Ingeles, Español, y Akateko. No mas los tres. Y tu?
>>677430723
sheep, seek attention elsewhere.
>>677430770
>implying I like traps.
even if someone would like traps, you are just a judgemental kid. let others enjoy what they like, you hypocrite.
>>677431123
Welcome back!
>>677430857
welcome back too I guess!
>I lost count who I welcomed back and am too lazy to scroll up
>just realised new thread started
Also controversial poses
>>677430980
Nice! I like how there are some games that you can just dick around in and kinda zone out while playing, for me its mainly Gta
Gonna claim Mei, She's too damn cute. >.<
I cannot resist that voice in Japanese...
>>677430716
nice pick actually, never thought I'd see her claimed. ^_^
>>677431312
Too cute, i can't resist it!!
Okay, now i am really off to playing Terrariai now. Game has started loading.
>>677431395
Terraria*
>>677431262
Did someone say...
Controversial poses?
>>677431262
>>677431312
welcome!
>>677431296
>Dicking around
Goat Simulator?
>>677431444
DID SOMEONE SAY QUADS
>>677431447
Do you have this image saved?
Holo...
>>677431296
runescape, requires almost no attention...
>click here > wait 30 seconds > click there > repeat
>>677431513
Did someone tell you you can't count?
>>677430506
>jerkchen
keep labeling dude.
a human is not friendly, jerk, asshole, coward, or anything else you commoners belive it is.
a human is just a human, but you keep judging me, because that's all you can do. being judgemental
>>677430980
>Can't stop the lewd train
I think I actually used to play that game back when I was a kid..! It was at my neighbors house and I remember it was just so funny making your guy go flying that we never actually played it haha!
>>677431169
Espanol, claro, y tambien italiano y algo de japones . Me alegro de que podamos hablar como esto, sin embargo , que mantiene las cosas interesantes!
>>677431259
Thanks! :)
>>677431581
Except you are clearly acting like one. I don't see your sarcasm here
>>677431513
they are trips
holy shit you're autistic
>>677431296
Yeah dude, although for me tabbing out of GTA doesn't agree with me and I need to keep going into task manager to get out of it.
>>677431447
>Goat Simulator
Don't.
>>677431562
I'm tired dude.
>>677431646
Don't reply to him.
>>677431527
Now I have
do you have this one?
>>677431513
nope...
>>677431312
She's freaking adorable and personality is cute! That's why I chose her.
>>677431772
Nope. Hey, do you have a album of Chara images i can save on some website like mega.nz or Mediafire?
Miho claimed
Night anons
>>677431661
>>677431737
Samefagging kek
>>677431680
>Don't
I do!
>I don't, but I did
>>677431737
>^^
autism intensifies
>>677431735
a smart pleb here
whoa.
like not replying to me would change that your life is miserable, you're a hypocrite, or any of these things.
>>677431527
>>677431772
memetele fags being friendly
so cute
how's highschool going
>>677431444
Just got this on my twitter feed
>>677431926
ignore him.
>>677431229
Who is this
>Semen Demon
>Jizz Genie
>Baby Batter Bringer
>Cum Caresser
>Lovegoo Lass
>Sperm Summoner
>Ejaculate Empress
>Mayonnaise Maiden
>Jizz Jockey
>Spunk Monk
>Sodomy Sentinel
>Penile Perpetrator
>Erection Confection
>Salami Tsunami
>Boner Condoner
>Fluid Druid
>Urethral Umpire
>Wang Wizard
>Knackers Knight
>Prick Pirate
>Dong Dominator
>Cock Khan
>Stiffy Sultan
>Sausage Sergeant
>Middle Leg Major
>Pole Privateer
>Shaft Specialist
>Pecker Prodigy
>Boner Benefactor
>Baloney Poney Behemoth
>Dick Juice Masseuse
>Tallywhacker Smacker
>Man Muscle Steam Shovel
>Baby Batter Bladder
>Willy Ghillie
>Butt Hut
>Glans Fans
>Spooge Scrooge
>Ejaculate Advocate
>Skeet Treat
>Wang Wrangler
>Jism Prism
>Smegma Savant
>Anal Aficionado
>Testicular Temptress
>>677431844
I have 175 chara pics now... If you gimme a website where I can upload them, then go ahead, I'll do that.
>but i think i got two pics double
>>677431998
what? did you broke down little demon?
I'm afraid if I go out I might ware my welcome.
>>677431998
oh fuck megumin
that was some fine explosion magic
>>677432044
volafile.io could be handy. It's a chat room and a download hosting site put in two. But there are some rules like no lolicon. But create a chatroom and put 'em there!
>>677431998
Ayy I've seen that before
>>677432107
Welcome back
>>677431902
Rest great comrade!
>>677431926
?
why would I answer to my own post you retards
this thread is full with autists.
>>677429893
Why not show your waifu's Unlimited power anon?
>>677431680
>too tired to know trips from quads
unacceptable...
>>677431447
I never actually played that, seems like the ultimate zone-out, dick-around game though haha
>>677431558
Damn, I haven't played runescape since grade school in the computer lab, I remember trying to start a fire and then class ended and we weren't allowed to play it again. Don't know why I never played it on the computer at home though
>>677431680
I dont have Gta 5 for the pc, but if it acts anything like how San Andreas treated me I don't want it heh
>>677431902
Goodnight!
>>677431998
Si es.
>>677432088
Sorry Yume.. I'm good now.. just had to throw that one out there..
>>677432139
It just felt right. Now please help me up..
>>677429767
>tfw I post my waifu every now and then
>tfw I never know what to say to people ITT so I just lurk
Luna claimed
>>677431713
Magnesium girl a flat
>>677432088
I have seen your anime and I say you guys know where to hit where it truly hurts.
>>677432094
>>677431825
I agree, Happy to see her chosen for once. ^_^
I also love how she's "curious" in her sexuality, she seems like she'd be fun to be around, and mess around with.
>>677432220
>>677431661
>mfw you dont realise you have been getting counter baited this entire time
>>677432447
Hey there! No need to be shy lad. We're all friendly here except that chara and kirino, they will judge you whenever they can.
Let's talk. How was your day?
>>677432447
Just say hi! It's nice to meet you :)
>>677432613
>mess around with
You don't mean anything, l-lewd do you?
>>677432621
what are u talking about?
nobody is baiting
>>677432621
>Implying anyone gives a fuck...
>>677432698
no i mean like be playful or prank her, I'm one of the few on /b/ that love loli but not in a lewd manner.
>>677432564
flat is great
>>677432698
>lewd
>>677432613
Definitely! Thanks! Yours looks adorable as well!
>>677429767
Sylvie claimed
>>677432564
Being flat chested is a status! It's a precious rarity!
>>677432578
>
why are you answering so slow guys
no more retarded subjects to talk about?
>>677432869
forgot my pic >.<
>>677433061
Because you are acting like a faggot. Don't try to act nice again, because we simply don't care anymore. Get out, and try to make your life better again
>>677432874
Totally agree'd love flat girls.
>>677433014
Flat chests are adorable
Kaname Chidori claimed
>>677433213
This hits me on a personal level. thank you <3
>>677429767
I just found a dating sim featuring tanks from World War II.
There is more to learn in this life, it seems.
>>677433207
Maka is so cute. Hot damn.
Some new people here, it's fantastic!
>>677433334
>offbyone.png
Just saying the truth dude
FLAT IS JUSTICE
>>677433463
she's free to claim for this thread, i got Mei...
I freakin love maka too, she's kuudere as fuck and has a really peacefull vibe when she isnt freaking out or kicking ass... <3
>>677433204
?
You just said this thread is slow because of me.
makes me feel pretty good.
>Don't try to act nice again, because we simply don't care anymore.
If you didn't care, you wouldn't reply to me
>doesn't know what sarcasm is
pleb
>>677433439
I've seen that. It looked hilarious.
>>677433531
I'm glad you think so. I wish more people had your mind set..
>>677433619
Y E S
Only here to claim best waifu
See ya later faggots
I gotta hit it guys, hope you all have awesome rest of days/nights!
>>677433564
INDUBITABLY.
>>677433516
I am one of them
>>677433213
>>677433334
>>677433531
>>677433694
flat chest are the best !!!!!!
can we be friends now?
>>677433639
>uses sarcasm
You do realize it's the lowest form of wit, right?
>>677433619
Already claimed tracer FeelsBadMan
>>677433782
Have a good rest! See you later
>>677433845
Literally end your life.
>>677433846
>lurks
>comes in just to replyto my post instead of having fun with others
>asking for attention
here is your reply
>>677432160
Got banned, on phone now
>apparently i had some banned text in my post
Pic has chara zip. Still uploading the pics tough
>>677433439
Oh my god.
We need Bento-box to see this.
>>677433516
It's great! Hope they stick around.
>>677433694
I mean, don't get me wrong, melons are great, but I have a soft spot (kek) for flats.
>>677433782
Night dude, sleep warm and well.
>>677433903
>uses literally
smells like summer
>>677433207
>>677433619
no response just sharing another maka.
>>677433694
>>677434007
>Slowly losing faith in humanity for its creation
>Slowly losing faith in myself as I contemplate buying said creation
>>677433564
I dunno, I'm more of a middle man when it comes to this.
>>677433845
This is sarcasm, right? (I'm not very good with this kind of thing)
>>677433782
Slumber peacefully comrade!
Im back.
No more lurking for now
>>677433988
he is advertising another website
mods?
>>677433929
>asking for attention
Ironic coming from you.
>>677434163
welcome back
now love me!
>>677434089
Dude you should be praising humanity for that creation.
>>677434233
>oshit
>>677432856
sorry don't have, been searching but cant find.
>>677434284
What anime is that char from?
>>677434163
Hey there Syndra, you return as I continue to lurk.
>>677434007
I wish I could have picked the size of my breasts somehow.. besides by getting overweight that is.
>>677434089
Just let it happen :3
>>677434009
>Set up for condescending joke about something in your last post
>Punch line with dank, unrelated meme
>pic related
btw your bait tasted fantastic.
Good morning everyone o/
Best kuudere claimed.
>>677434332
Hai to Gensou no Grimgar
>>677434284
No.
>>677434420
Good morning. How'd you sleep?
>>677434386
>Y-You're just asking for replies
>>>/out/
Does anyone here read dungeon meshi?
>>677432999
great claim, would have claimed her but i got on too late. ah all well ill claim Vi
>>677434332
Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash
Good shit, watch it before you die.
>>677434284
I already have.
>But not as much as how much I love Michiru
>Don't tell my friends
>>677434568
Y no raka? Heal waifu is best waifu
>>677434522
>Y-y..
I watched to much anime,. b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b--bb-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-aka
Sleepy Koneko here
>>677434405
Hey come on now, well, some guys are into big, and some guys are into small, you will find the right person who will love you for who you are.
>>677434480
please?
>refer to pic
>>677434522
just ignore him
>>677434405
you do you
KonoSuba is a shit harem anime.
You're the cancer that's killing the anime comunity.
I keep lurking because I don't know anyone and don't know what to say. It's frustrating
>>677434628
Whatever man. I don't care that much anyways, shitpost all you want at least it keeps the thread interesting.
>>677434722
>If only you knew Yume
>>677434733
What're the conditions of the "rental'?
>>677434792
I'll give you a topic to start with.
Titty sprinkles, go.
I see ppl were talking about flat chests... let me get this straight:
Flat-chest and pretty face with nice legs >>> Any other type of girl
>>677434511
Had my beauty 8+ hours sleep... than my cat woke me up. Dubs checked.
So how are things going on the thread?
Judy hopps
>>677434792
Sup
>>677434792
just try starting a conversation by saying hello or asking a question
>>677434733
fuck you and your fucking dubs you fucking fucktard with you fuckfack of a fat motherfuckingfuckmonkey
>>677434792
Talk about something relevant that interests you.
>>677434649
Hey Koneko
>>677434722
No.
>>677434733
Thats too high
>>677434792
You are not alone... Some people start convos by asking "how was your day", others just randomly distribute hugs.
>>677434901
Hai o/
>>677434863
You
Are you me?
>>677434860
Fuck yea titty sprinkles!
>>677434909
>That escalated quickly
>>677434963
>Too high
Bruh we don't even know what to do after we rent her.
>>677431312
>>677431558
>>677431793
>>677432255
>>677432613
>>677432782
>>677433064
>>677433207
>>677433619
>>677434059
>>677434323
I'm enjoying my time here. ^_^
>>677433516
I'm not "new" but I lurked waifu threads alot until recently, last 2 weeks ago or so...
>>677434649
Getting tired myself, did a 15 mile bicycle ride from 4-5:30 this morning. I'm dead tired, and cold as hell...
>>677434792
Just type something friendly. Also welcome!
>>677434789
>Implying the anime "comunity" isn't already cancer
>>677434863
I wish some of the guys at my college thought like you... then again it might just be that they hate short girls haha and hey that's good! Just enough to get you through the day and maybe even a bit more :)
>>677434901
Welcome back
>>677434963
pretty please?
>>677434860
what should i knew?
>titty sprinkles
kek
>>677434863
legs are the best part of the waifu also welcome back
>>677434860
you bring her back not dead and preferably with all limbs
>>677434963
>refer to pic
>>677434769
>he is not joining our circlejerking
>ignore him
>>677434901
welcome back!
>>677434836
>I don't care that much anyway
>keeps replying
>needs to point out that he doesn't care.
>>677435108
Now there's titty sprinkles involved so I'm all for this
>>677435197
I'm replying because it's interesting. It's not like you are posting for anything more than a (You) or two as well.
>>677435194
Yume, everyone (besides Syndra, of course) already loves you (and your butt).
>>677435195
Okay, what am I supposed to do AFTER I rent her?
Mei claimed: Im off to sleep yall, goodnight...
post new thread when ya make it.
>>677435430
okay
>>677434792
dude, you need to go to a furry convention and hangout with some people, changes your entire social situation in only a weekend of interactions...
just stay in the common areas though...
>>677435510
See you later
>>677435653
>NEEDS to go to a furry convention
XD nicememe and not a bad idea.
Convetntions are generally awesome :D
>>677435653
Never been and don't know if I'd really go. I'd need an animal suit though
