Cringe thread
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Cringe thread
>>677648554
>>677648611
any more?
>>677648929
Sadly not sir, that's as far as I got.
If memory serves me right, he dipped it in the acid.
I only documented it because he wasn't delivering.
>>677648554
>mfw this happened to a former class mate
>>677649207
That classmate was you.
>>677649666
I wish it was, makes for quite a nice story to tell on a date.
>>677649598
Thank god this is not real
>>677649598
This has to be one of the few things I have legitimately raged at in these threads. Holy shit.
>>677649666
Check'd
>>677649952
You're not alone. It's not like education was going to shit anyways, some faggots had to try even harder and make up shit like that.
>>677649884
>Quite
What size is your fedora?
>>677650104
Get out newfag pretending to be oldfag who is pretending to be newfag who is pretending to be oldfag
>>677650104
>>677650197
I think it also rustles my jimmies from the fact that I'm going to become a teacher. While other teachers are dicking around with this shit.
>>677650322
How else would I say that? Not everyone is a native.
>>677650539
I thought about becoming a teacher, but I just couldn't live with the way the educational system is currently. Absolute degeneracy.
>>677650571
You said it fine, don't listen to him
Does anyone have that stupid fucking picture of the sandwich persona? Names Rubyn or something? Like if it was pulled off of deviantart
>>677650571
there is nothing wrong with saying quite. other anon is just being butthurt
>>677650883
>the code on the left is bad
>it is hacker code used to steal nude photos
>stay away
>>677650883
>>677650883
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>677650883
>>677650897
This isn't YLYL.
>>677651138
awwwww baby's first animated gif
>>677650883
Seen this a few times lads, anyone with a brain tell me what's "better" with the right?
>>677649666
hail satan
>>677651104
>Doesn't call 911
>Puts it on facebook instead
Humanity is going to shit.
>>677651242
>>677651242
>gifs need to be animated
lurk moar
>>677649860
Typical environmentalist.
>>677651281
It's basically "lawl we're so GIRLY omg XD" instead of simple code.
>>677650897
kek
>>677651406
>>677651482
So the one on the left is structurally superior, or...?
>>677650883
Oh god, this is like arguing with a butcher about the best way to cut the meat you're buying, and you're vegan as well.
>>677651104
Ironically, that baby dodged a bullet there, just look at the fucking parents.
>>677650883
>>677651281
Coder here. The function on the left is one of the most famous functions of code every written that solves for the square root, at the time, the fastest it could be solved for. It was written by John Carmack and was revolutionary.
The code on the right is well documented and formatted and also completely god damn useless considering every major coding language has a math library that does what this one does and probably faster and more efficiently.
>>677651406
But it is, and the execution is shit?
>>677650883
someone explain pls. I'm a moron
>>677651482
>>677651722
>>677651769
Thanks lads, made it a lot clearer.
Fuck that bitch, then.
>>677651104
Fake and fey.
>>677651104
911 on facebook?
wat?
>>677651601
Yes, it's simple code.
>>677651752
Oh.
It was so shit I didn't notice it actually moved.
>>677649565
wtf is sans?!
>>677651873
That's fat bitches for ya.
>>677651217
I can't help but stare in awe when I witness this kind of autism. The fact that people do this is just amazing.
>>677651769
>>677651837
just saw it, thanks fam!!
>>677651993
undertale?
that's the only connection between skeletons and the word sans I'm thinking about. But too ridiculous to be true
>>677651722
i bloody well hope no standard library comes with a max function that just puts bullshit
>>677651693
tay tay eyes/10
>>677651281
It's not, it can be written in one line.
Also it's incorrect as fuck since it returns 5 when the two numbers are equal.
>>677650883
Keked so hartd "(a > b && b < a)"
>>677652095
np buddy
>>677651722
>written by john carmack
That's not true.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root
>>677650883
Not even the same program
>>677648554
>>677649565
>tells me i'm going to have a bad time
>>677651217
The real cringe is so many faggots falling for this b8, to the extent that one loser even screencapped it
Delete this, you're only embarrassing yourself
>>677652149
oh shit son, forgot about that.
no way is that real then
>>677651104
I'm LMFAOing @ the stickers on the casket
>>677649860
top kek
>>677652567
Shit, this one physically hurts.
>>677652567
>read news next day
>Shooting at lake
>2 weeks later
>shooting at school
>all dead
>no one fucks with york
>>677652567
holy shit
>>677651722
Also, if the two numbers are equal it returns 5.
5.
>>677652567
dafuq
>>677652567
holy fuck i cant handle the cringe
>>677652788
By assuming it's bait, you underestimate the limits of faggotry.
>>677653263
You are at the limits of faggorty
>>677653086
>no one fucks with Yorky
Ftfy
>>677652788
You know doj, it's a lil bit too late for damage control.
>>677652567
Fuck.
That one is literally cringe incarnate
Anyone have anything more from this, info, etc.?
>>677651722
return 5
This.
>>677649952
oh really now did it
tell me some sob stories about the heroes that fought in the wars
>>677653566
omg just look a the time
>>677653365
>>677652567
>tall bryan
>my grandmother who you met two weeks ago
EVERY TIME
>>677651104
Both pictures are from different circumstances and are unrelated.
The edge clown funeral was a miscarriage, caused by the whore's overweight and drugs issues.
>>677653263
If this were posted anywhere else, I would've considered it not being bait. But posted on r9k? With a tripcode? And a picture from Undertale?
>My girlfriend has been teaching me how to roleplay so I wanted to try it out here
Come on, he's not even trying to make it believable
>>677653614
what...
why...
Still, find cringe on deviant art is like shooting fish in barrel
>>677653377
You faggot his skype name is yorky not Yorky and yorky is a nickname anyway
>>677653377
What is Ftfy?
>>677651104
It already knew what it is in for and took itself out early.
>>677651722
>solves for the square root
*inverse square root
>>677649860
Lost
>>677653919
Fat Turks Fuck You, it's a porn site - check it out!
Raid dis [email protected]
>>677652567
>knobsocket
that girl packs a punch
>>677651104
I'd rather shoot myself too than be a child to a betafag autist and a landwhale with shitty hair dye.
>>677649598
>squad meetup 1915
>>677653919
>>677654032
Don't lie to him man, that's not cool
It actually means fuck the faggot's yoghurt
>>677653919
FTFY = Fixed That For You, took me forever to get that.
>>677650842
I'd pay money for the opportunity to kick his ass in self defense.
>>677654032
AMAZING SITE THANKS!
>>677651605
this
>>677654032
Wow man. FUCKING HOT!
Turks aren't just roaches no more!
>>677653919
leddit lingo
>>677653365
Which you've clearly underestimated. I don't see how that changes anything...
Oh, wait. That's it? All you bring to the table is a stock insult that you then samefagged?
Good work.
>>677650883
> if (a >b && b < a)
Oh god my sides
>>677654170
he kind of looks like moot, doesn't he?
>>677654463
I don't get it, mind spoonfeeding me?
>>677654547
It checks for A being bigger than B and B being smaller than A (redundant since you only really need one of those checks)
>>677649952
Wait what? This is a real thing? I thought this was just made by some faggot because he´s so fucking edgy.
>>677649860
Is that road runner and wile e coyote on the right planet?
MAKE /B/ GREAT AGAIN
>>677650789
Hoi
>>677650322
What a stupid fucking post lol
>>677650104
Do you even understand what is cringy about this?
You dont, because otherwise you wouldnt have posted it.
The cringy thing about this is the person posting it; thinking he posted something funny/cringy, not knowing what is actually cringe.
>>677654894
>>677654547
It's an impossible if statement. A can never be greater than B while B is greater than A.
>>677654895
kek
>>677654913
I'd still fuck it
>>677655046
Please, no more. Have mercy on me.
>>677655104
newfag
>>677650883
How did she declare her function name max?
>>677654170
>>677649667
fucking disgusting
>>677655095
Literally everything about this is autistic.
>>677654170
KEK
>>677654494
nah mate
>>677655515
>>677655095
>Newfag's, can't
i'm genuinely upset now
>>677648554
hahahahaha
this is too good. like something out of a movie
>>677650842
The fandom has a large range of talented, nice, and generally good people. This is not one of those people, im pretty sure he is not people.
>>677655783
best camping trip ever
>>677654170
heh
>>677652567
>oh you think i wouldnt? its on
toppest fucking kek
>>677655095
>4 ponies brohoof this
what the fuck
>>677649490
How?..
>>677655314
This is more rage inducing than cringe.
>>677655046
God damn *backs away* I fucking hate it when people type action like that *cringes* Seriously why the fuck are you doing that shit?
>>677655654
>>677655702
Some weak bait.
>>677655783
Porn, beer, and a bunch of freaks in the woods. Sounds like a real party
>>677655046
>have we met?
>were like best friends you just dont know it yet
>alright I'll just stop by to see if youre home
My fucking sides.
>>677648554
That's more sad than cringe
>>677648554
>>677653614
ROFTL!!!!
>>677648554
Fucking ouch. God damn I felt that one. Shit.
>>677654888
I think that's the moon with an image of some kind of weather image of america shopped onto it.
>>677650883
>return 5 cause I'm so random
dubs. yawn.
>>677650897
Not cringe at all, this guy is right.
>>677654971
Oh. My. Fucking. Rage.
>>677656921
>image of some kind of weather image
I'm dumb...
>>677656873
Yea, that was feels, not cringe.
>>677656921
you think?
>>677649565
I wish parents still beat their kids.
>>677656167
>porn
>beer
You were right about freaks though
>>677655783
The pictures are actually alright if you ignore the degeneracy they are depicting.
>>677655150
no, it just checks the same thing twice.
>>677654463
that's stupid and all, but it fucking returns 5 if the numbers are the same... 5...
>>677654170
>those facial expressions
>those eyes
OC
Found on french dating site today. Priceless.
>>677655314
this just seems like funny trolling more than anything. at least i'd like to believe it's trolling...
>>677658097
I'd still fuck her.
>>677658097
Why it always has to be french
>>677655046
fuck
>>677658291
what the fuck
>>677658014
the one guy with the long hair and brown pants and green shirt is literally shaggy from scooby doo.
I dont blame him, there's ghosts and shit.
>>677652661
>>677658097
Jte baise jte laisse à lhotel
>>677652567
Seen this so many times I can't even read it anymore because its so cringey.
Found this guy the other day https://youtu.be/qDgLs8Zp2og
>>677657985
I'm very pissed.
>>677658014
Isn't that dude on the right in the middle one of the former silk road admins? He was probably rich af
>>677654853
> I'm trying
kek
>>677650883
why does her code return 5 when a == b?
>>677658475
Did he shat on it too? Holy shit I am pretty damn good.
>>677654853
The fur faggots emotes get me every time.
>>677658475
I can't even
Full thing at link
http://imgur.com/a/uZUME
Enjoy
>>677655173
>um yeaaaaah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnbuqEMYmZs
>>677658014
Wizard caves.
>>677650842
>artistic
pretty sure he meant 'autistic'
>>677655083
>this fucking kid
Yep, typical 420chan.
>>677654913
>>677657128
Notice how tumblr SJWs never respond when they get fucking rekt
>>677652567
anyone else feel bad for the guy? just a little?
>>677659413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x89kv9G_to
>>677657660
Well, pony porn is still technically porn. And drinking a whole bottle of Goldmine is fun.
>>677655083
Cute!!!
>>677659914
nah
>>677659860
Notice you could never tell because it's a cropped snapshot of time. Go back to funnyjunk underage b8
>>677658470
>>677658830
I think he is the cofounder of the pirate bay
>>677657985
Rage.
>>677660284
>Defending anything on tumblr
Holy shit dude kill yourself
>>677660013
cringe or cool?
>>677655150
It was if a is greater than b and b is smaller than a.
tl;dr - no.
>>677660152
just me then
okay
>>677649667
I'd join that club
>>677660460
>blindly hating something because it is on a website
Welcome to 4chan
>>677648611
This is what pisses me off about edgetards. If you call them retarded they think they struck a nerve and start jerking themselves off about how dark and mysterious they are, but in reality they're retarded because they're attacking creatures smaller than them for attention, and on top of that half the time it's mindless hiveminded insects. You can't torture a bee and the fact that anyone thinks they can proves the 'murrican educational system is complete shit.
If he opened that bottle the bee wouldn't flee for its life, it'd wander around and look for flowers. They don't give a shit about their safety.
This is like when someone puts a slug in a salt maze. They don't feel mental anguish, they just head straight over the salt and die because they're almost as stupid as the people building the mazes.
God stupid people piss me off.
>>677648554
The feels on that one.
>>677655667
>luck be a lady tonight
>>677654853
I always hate this picture cause the girl looks exactly like this one that had a crush on me (without all the acne she had) and the fucking bitch was 'sorta' my friend so when she heard who I had a crush on, fucking told her.
For your daily dose of cringe, go watch Wrestlemania.
>>677648554
>>677660937
oh ye gods
Name my band /b/
>>677655104
the meta is cringe
>>677661362
kill me
>>677652429
Underrated.
>>677658830
>>677660340
That's Ulillillia ya dinguses
>>677648611
I was there lmaooo
This happened just a few days ago
More /v/, /g/ cringe but still cringey none the less.
>>677651993
A skeleton in a video game.
>>677661424
Sherlock and the Outsiders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9xbvQIyND8
>>677655173
Stop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2e7bX2oVlQ
it hurts to watch
>>677654853
>plum pudding love cave
>>677649952
I don't get it? Why would I rage at that?
>>677659914
I feel bad for him if he was 16 or something because hormones fuck you up. Still super cringe regardless though.
>>677661304
xDxD
Yellow phat is pleb tier.
Looks like I win at gaems and at life faggot.
>>677661424
"Underage b&"
>>677651104
died like a wanksta
>>677649931
This particular image may be not real but the tweet thing is totally real. My mates had to do the same thing.
>>677661839
fuck this, im out for the night
>>677655951
>mfw
