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Roast me (don't be nice)

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Roast me (don't be nice)
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No need, life has already done that.
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>>677650440
I like your sweater and you look like a nice person
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you look like you've got a good heart. life is probably gonna be rough, and people are gonna make fun of you, but always keep your chin up. someday it'll all be worth it.
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>>677650440
nigga i don't need to, you're playing a fucking 2DS.
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You look so harmless and soft that I wouldn´t want to hurt you.
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You look like a fine young man.
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>>677650440
pinche chilango das asco a la verga
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lose the orange and white top though, you look like a traffic cone, and I do bad things to traffic cones.
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He looks like he got that hoodie in 4th grade and now hes in 9th grade.

Can he even take that thing off? I bet his family is so broke, they wont even cut it off him cuz then he wont have any tops to wear.
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>>677650800
the superior console
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Better learn your native language, you're getting deported in january 2017
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>>677650440
You look like a nice guy I wouldn't mind playing some games with
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Nice Jansport, faggot
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You seem to me like a lad with personality and hobbies, i would be delighted to meet you in real life. Here, have a kitty
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Pokemon?
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Underageb&
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>>677652112
Hes got the personality of refried beans
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>2DS

Fucking faggot.

Also Underage b&
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You'd be handsome if you werent so fat
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>>677650440
Your mother is likely a person with a sexual drive higher than most females her age; and because of that we can safely assume she often partakes in sexual encounters with different men. Because the society of today believes strongly in monogamy and fidelity, this is frowned upon and your progenitor might be seen like a immoral person.
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>>677652581
>the kind of response this kid would make

Ur imoral
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You look like a road cone
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>>677652792
Way to fag it up, retard.
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>>677652942
Ur retarded
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>>677652581
Have you noticed, that people are still having sex?
All the denouncement, had absolutely no effect.
Parents and counselors, constantly scorn them.
But people are still having sex and nothing seems to stop them.
Do you realize that people are still having sex?
They've been told not to, perhaps they are perplexed.
When you see them holding hands, they're making future plans
to engage in the activity.
Do you understand me?
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i wouldnr rape you
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>>677650636
chins*
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>>677653451
Is this a fucking poem?
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>>677650636
More like congested heart
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>>677653697
its a song
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>>677650440
That's not you. You're a skinny faggot with long hair that curls out at the bottom and acne making you look like a fuckin pizza. You wear nothing but DC's and Vans, shorts that hardly reach your knees with stripes on them, an ugly hat, and your arm is covered in fag ass plastic bands like that "I LOVE BOOBIES!" shit. You carry around a long board because you think it looks cool. The only bitches you're ever going to get are sluts with tits that look like triangles and flat asses and they've already gone out with all your friends. Nobody can really stand being around you so you take a picture of some random kid telling people to roast him hoping you can steal their jokes, repeat them in school, and become popular. In short you're a fag and underage b&
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>>677653693
Hahahaha, nice one
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