Who would win?
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Who would win?
what the fuck is a lawn machine
>>678373856
its a machine used to mow lawns
>>678373856
Its like a lawnmower but it shoots extra cold-beams that freeze shit up.
So... I bet on the lawn machines.
>>678373856
>lawn machine is pictured
>still posts this because amerifag freedom genes tell him to
>>678373102
do you even know how much law machines you need to do the mass of the sun? goddamn op, obviously the lawn machines would kick VY canis majoris ass
>>678374140
what if they attack at night fucking faggot
>>678373102
Is someone operating the lawn machines?
Or have they all just been turned on and set loose, you also have to consider that you'll have to plug in each and every lawn machine into a socket or an extension chord and what if the power gives out? Are the lawn machines of high quality and if they aren't will they frequently break?
>>678374228
did you read my whole reply?
>>678374140
>this
>>678374041
Obviously the air. Chinese army couldn't attack it and would all eventually die of old age
>>678374123
>amerifag freedom genes
i kekled
>>678376105
>pollution
>>678373102
For starters, neither one of those qualify as a "who."
>>678373102
>average mass of a lawn mower is 15 kg x 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 = 1.5e+28.
>mass of VY Canis Majoris is 5.967e+31
so if you are measuring by mass, then no
but, the surface temperature of canis majoris is 3,000 K. The boiling point is just under this; 2,743 K.
each lawn mower has about 5 kg of aluminum, so there would be 5e+28 kg of aluminum gas around the star.
Aluminum and hydrogen don't react, so it would be pulled in to the center of the star by our friend gravity. This immense influx of heavy gas would disrupt the core of the star, and it would either explode or just collapse (i'm not an astrophysicist).
>Tl;dr, eight octillion lawn mowers would win against the largest known star
>>678374228
What's it like to have autism?
>>678373102
It probably wouldn't take quite that many lawn mowers, seeing as how lawn mowers are composed primarily of iron. Shooting a large ball of iron into the center of a star is a theoretical way to destroy the star - once a star begins to produce iron in it's core It is close to nova/supernova.
>>678376967
sorry forgot to clarify
>the boiling point of aluminum is 2,743 K
>>678376967
Lawn machines not mowers fag there's a difference
>>678377360
they're literally the same thing
>>678376967
Retard, if all of the lawn mowers are started up, the heat from one engine is mutliplied by an octillion and is way hotter than the fucking sun.
>>678376967
This. Although I have never once seen a lawn mower made of aluminum.... They are usually constructed almost exclusively from steel, owing to the fact that aluminum is quite soft and would deform, becoming useless the moment you accidentally ran over a rock or some such.
>>678377542
yeah, but where are you gonna find the gasoline to power 8 octillion lawn mowers
>>678373102
>octillion
is this even a number?
>>678377748
Can you even google???
>>678377668
After Trump is elected we invade Syria and take all their oil, duh. If that's not enough oil we just boil up some Mexicans, who are 99 percent grease.
>>678373102
Isn't even the largest known star
>>678377643
well good, expensive lawn mowers, sure, but OP's lawn mower looks pretty shitty and is probably made out of aluminum, those types usually are
>>678377668
Solar power
>>678377668
why would that be the question when there's have 8 octillion fucking lawnmowers
>>678377861
>doesnt know what a rhetorical question is
kys
>Can you even google???
i dunno, try googling it
prick
>>678373951
No. then it would be a lawn mowing machine.
A lawn machine creates lawns at random places.
>>678377885
kek'd big time
>>678373102
I think the answer here is pretty clear
>>678378158
winy lil shit
>>678378442
another whiny lil prick
>>678378805
>>678378949
retard
>>678377748
yep
>>678379081
seconded
>>678378949
you obviously didn't read the post
>>678374228
my fucking sides
If the lawn machines were to attack at night when the sun was out they could clearly win
>>678373102
America
>>678373102
how many zeros are in an octirellion?
>>678379544
>attack at night
>when the sun was out
pick one
>>678374041
The Air could just leave the battlefield and everyone would suffocate. Brilliant!
>>678374041
well, that begs the question..........................................................................................
What is air?(please don't kill me)
