> /b/ Adventure Game
Character: Bob
> Inventory: Empty
> Wallet: 50 coins
Dubs decides what to do next.
buy a shovel from the merchant just out of frame.
>>681969340
choke yourself.
Make Bob hang himself.
>>681969393
do eet
>>681969423
reroll.
>>681969340
buy condoms
>>681969393
again!
>buy gun
> kill ppl
attempt to suck your own dick.
>>681969393
y?
reroll this
go full deus vult
Pull cock out
>>681969423
ROLLERINO.
>>681969728
reroll
feel ashamed of small cock and fap to cuckold porn
>>681969643
you don't know my plans for the shovel.
romance ur mom
>>681969340
eat your mony
Buy a shovel and start digging
>>681969901
Off by one
>>681969340
Put own dick in ass and do a self-creampie
This is going to take a while...
>>681969894
roll
>>681969889
shovel plan it is then
we r all friends here dont yell
>>681969939
mcfukken do it
Eat that blue pill off the ground
Move here, fagface:
>>/qst/
>>681969977
Nice checked
>>681969977
>>681969999
winrar
>>681969977
>>681969999
Quads kill dubs
>>681969977
thanks m8 here's some ass for you.
Time to dig up hitler's body.
>>681969977
WINRAR
>>681969999
NICE QUADS
>>681969999
IT'S HAPPENING
Bob decides to seek his fortune by buying a shovel from a guy slightly off frame.
Bob:
> Inventory
Shovel
> Wallet
25 coins
Also, no more rerolling.
>>681970418
kill the merc and steal the rest of his stuff and monie
>>681970418
dig for gold
>>681970536
reroll
>>681970418
Talk to merchant
Philosophise about Determinism
Kill merchant with shovel, then pee in his guts
Suck on own cock and spit cum on hobo, then aquire hobo monies
>>681970418
Hit the seller over the head and reclaim your money
turn merchant into paste
Kill him and steal some shit
>>681970418
shove shovel up the butt
>>681970644
winrar
>>681970536
reee
>>681970418
dig shallow grave, trip merchant into grave. Assume his life.
>>681970644
what hobo though
>>681970418
throw the shovel away
>>681970646
roll
>>681970787
The homeless one
raid merchant
>>681970644
Bob thinks about what to do next, so he dicides to auto-blowjob himself and spit the cum out onto a poor hobo. The hobo offers him money to stop which Bob accepts, well done Bob!
Bob:
> Inventory
Shovel
> Wallet
32 coins
go to a jewish church
>>681971173
Smash the window with the shovel and climb in with shovel in hands ready to fight
>>681971173
well drawn. Now its time to exhume the body of president JFK.
kill bob
>>681971305 then hit the Jews with the shovel
>>681971173
Bob sits and plays with his dick
Ask the merchant where would be a good place to hide a whore
>>681971173
Pray to allah
Go see a drug dealer
>policeman on amazing horse came to Bob
>>681971444
Winrar
>>681971173
Smash window with shovel and climb in
Rip dong off and beat down oncoming police with it
>>681971444
Nice trips
>>681971444
Bob goes back to the merchant who sold him the shovel to ask where the best place to hide a whore is. Almost immediately the merchant says the abandoned pog factory down the road. Bob is taken aback by how quickly he responded and eager to let Bob know about the factory. After 10 seconds of silence, the merchant gives Bob are hardy thumb up.
Bob:
> Inventory
Shovel
> Wallet
32 coins
Drive a plane into two very similar towers within New York
>>681971971
bob forces the merchant to suck his dick and give him his car
>>681971971
that's it. he knows too much. Stab him through the jugular with the shovel.
>>681971971
Bob asks the merchant if he has any viagra
>>681971971
bob masturbates furiously with the merchant
>>681971971
kill the merchant then hide the body at the pog factory
>>681972399
oy vey
Go to the factory and make a plane
>go to pog factory
>dig hole
>throw shovel inside hole
>fill hole back up with his hands
Thanks for the new reaction pic.
>>681972399
winrar
and steal his stuff as well
>>681972399
Bob bonks the merchant on the head and decides to hide the body in the old pog factory. When he gets there Bob notices two things, a gimp left there by the merchant named Zed and the ULTIMATE POG.
Bob:
> Inventory
Shovel
Ultimate Pog
> Wallet
32 coins
>>681972752
Might as well do this too.
>>681973273
kill the gimp
>no witnesses
>>681973441
take the pog and kill the gimp.
ask the gimp to join your party
>>681973273
play UNO with the gimp
>>681973555
winrar
>>681973555
Aw, that's boring, you suck Anon.
>>681973273
Open up the merchants body and get his organs out.
Then shove them into the gimp's rectum one by one
Bob is wicked killing maniac. He should go to church and make confession
>>681973555
Bob wants to test out his new pog's durability and smashes Zed over the head with it. Other than blood on it, the pog is unbreakable.
Bob:
> Inventory
Shovel
Ultimate Pog
> Wallet
32 coins
bury the bodies
>>681973980
chains self up
>>681973980
Take dead merchants sunglasses and make a coolguy reaction pic.
>>681973980
Enter world pog competition with new found power. Kill anything that stops you from becoming world champion.
>>681974219
How does he take the photo?
>>681973980
stick dick in gimp's head hole he made wih the pog (give us a nice close up of it)
>>681974144
wibnrarrasdfads
>>681973980
Invest coins in packaged third party securities
>>681974144
Bob decides to make good use of his shovel and bury the bodies under the floor board of the factory. Unfortunately the shovel got damaged, but Bob was too busy admiring his handy work.
Bob:
> Inventory
Ultimate pog
> Wallet
32 coins
Sells shovel for bucket, becomes trash collector and profits 3 gold for every post
>>681974662
stick dick in gimp's head hole thats poping up from the grave
>>681974662
put end of shovel on butthole
>>681974662
Attempt to fellatio the pog
Turns into white man, instantly 1000 gold richer
he fucking dies
>>681974662
Explore darkened pog factory, using pog as a beacon
>>681974662
keep the damaged shovel anyway
go grind some lvls
>>681974662
Buys a slave
>>681974662
Legally change name to donald
>>681974662
Break off metal part from shovel, sharpen tip, use as spear to stab others
Searches for redemption at church
>>681974662
use detective skills to figure out who killed this two gentlemen
>>681975118
This
>>681974662
Shaved random stranger, makes rope out of hair, then attempts to sell rope to dead merchant
>>681974662
He goes home to masturbate. Images of what he has just done flash through his mind. He is amused. He falls asleep.
Chimp out on the wall using pog
>>681974662
He goes to get a job at the lumbermill
>>681974662
Becomes trapped in a zoo
>>681975118
Roll
Whack polices with peepee
Go to merchant place to re-clain broken shovel
an hero's using pog because no duba
He kills yourself
>>681975433
Winrar
>>681975633
Winrar>>681975433
Bob gets a feminine benis
He gets triggered
>>681975899
Winrar
>>681975899
nuuuuu! Bob, i didn't think you were like that.
Bob deletes system32
>>681975818
Fucking retarded nigger. This one >>681975433 came before this one >>681975633
>>681976252
No rolling
>>681976252
lern2count
>>681975633
Bob says fuck it and decides to climb out of... wait, wait what's happening! Oh God no! Bob, don't do it, don't...
Hi guys, this is Bob, I'm assuming control here! This idiot OP has my pog shoved don't his throat right now (God, look at all these taco shell boxes). Thanks for freeing me, I'm off to... have some fun.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ah, fuck it, I'll just draw something on Paint, what do you guys want me to draw?
>>681975433
He said no rerolling faggot, geez... don't be that guy Anon.
>>681976656
provide timestamp bob
>>681976656
Bob travels to the nearest store and buys a rope to hang himself with for all 32 coins.
>>681975899
Winrar
Bob is hackening everyioni
>>681976656
Bob goes to OP's house with a group of filthy niggers and proceed to rape him, while simultaneously stabbing him which allow the nigger to have more holes to stuff their cocks in
>>681976656
bob tries to stop google+
bob becames a super sayan
Bob goes on 4chan and shitposts spiderman memes in this thread
>>681978212
Bob becomes leader of anonymous and posts edgy shit on deep web boards
Bob becomes bob 9000, and proceeds to make a david cage game
Bob's myspace hacked
bob creates a character called GOB, posts it on 4chan and has dubs decide what happens
