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I once sucked my principals dick so he didn't expell me from school after beating up a kid
My cousin has stage 4 cancer and I really really really hope she passes
>>681977807
Ill do it anyways since Im getting 0 replies
>>681977982
rolling
wear a clown mask
>>681976706
Lube free butt sex?
I'm leaving you for a man because I'm a flaming faggot
I'm having sex with your mother, Patricia. Sorry but there was no easy way to say it.
Wanna threesome with my dad??
I want you to call me sissy when we bathe together
>>681978208
reroll
Pull my dick while you call me a sissy faggot with my dad in the room
>>681978399
win
tonight i wanna try pegging
>>681978399
Dubs has spoken
>>681978399
winrar
>>681978399
>>681978399
winrar.jpg
>>681978554
>>681978556
ouch guys
>>681978399
reroll it is opfag
>>681978644
Wasted dubs
Reroll fag
>>681978704
Sorry that was my acoustic brother
>>681978704
say: ive fucked over 30 girls though
and i once wore my KKK uniform while waving around the Confederate flag
>>681978704
>>681978399
wtf why op no use dubs?
I'm not gay id still fuck that tight lil booty hole of yours babe
>>681978947
roll
>>681978947
reroll
>>681978857
>2016
>not having an electric brother
>>681978947
rolling
>>681978704
>might be gay
>>681979025
Roll
>>681978947
this
>>681979025
Rolling
>>681979151
buy one then you useless whore
>>681979151
>WHAT
someone doesn't like clowns
>>681979151
then wear a Hitler mask
he was a great man who did nothing wrong
>>681979246
roll
Better get one then sexy;) show me them titties
>>681979151
your face being clowish may do the trick heue
>>681979205
Suck me off like I sucked off the principle
>>681979314
roll
>>681979343
so close
>>681979246
roll
>>681979151
Make that bitch wear the fucking mask. Even if she won't buy one, do it yourself.
>>681979314
rollin'
>>681979151
Im into clowns. Hopefully I can get a clown into me, if you know what I mean. Like, inside of me. I want a clown to fuck me.
You ever heard of pussyspray?
>>681979314
roll.
>>681979355
Pretty gay
>>681979355
Winrar
>>681979246
roll.
>>681979355
Winnerwinnerwinner
>>681979355
Oh jesus lmfao
>>681979354
This
>>681979455
Wasted dubs again
>>681979246
roll
>>681979455
Checked
>>681979355
FUCKIN WIN, OP DELIVER PLS
I'd like to try some costume play next time we fuck you wear the clown mask deal ok good deal not tits or gtfo
>>681979712
voting
>>681979354
Roll
OP will deliver whatever happens
>>681979712
This except now tits or gtfo
"I am posting this on 4chan, mostly because I have no life"
wut be is furchen
>>681979899
Winrar
>>681979825
She knows
>>681979825
You should just leave me now, I'll continue to do this and piss you off until then
>>681979712
Bitch is onto us this for tits
>>681979899
WIN.RAR.WIN.RAR.WIN.RAR
Will you ask the bull what meal he would like me to prepare for tonight I know his favorite dessert is watermelon
>>681979825
"But 4chan and reddit is The same guy, are you trying to troll me?"
>>681980177
Post this first
>>681980218
Rollandino
>>681979825
Say hi to my friends
>>681980177
Post this first ........!!!!
i masturbate thinking of seeing how a big black cock fucks you, is that gay?
blacks are niggers yet not so dont be rascist
>>681980630
Fucking faggot kill yourself
>>681980755
HAHAH
>>681980755
MUST POST
>>681980755
Lol
I dont know if that is directed at me or at her
>>681980630
>>681980895
BOTH.
>>681980630
kkkkkkkkkkek
>>681980755
omg please post it
We should lynch some niggers together.
>>681981090
fucking oh my god roll
Also asked me if Im high afterwards
>>681980755
GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER
OP DELIVER OR YOU'RE A FAGGOT
I'm fapping over your Facebook photos. I printed one out so I could cum on your face.
>>681981300
Reply: Yes
>>681981315
Shes my gf faggot i could meet up with her now if Id be horny
I have a misserable life with no future and im in my room 24/7 i dont go outside ever
>>681981300
op is a fucking legend. Arbeit macht frei und so on.
Heil!
Rolling for:
Be my nazi fuhrerin
Hey babe, i hope you're okay with this, but i fucking hate niggers and jews and everything not white or christian, will you help me cleanse the world of undesireables?
>>681981300
>>681981489
OP is sandnigger living in austria
Heil hitler
>>681981489
seconded
>>681981529
Rerolling OP
>>681981529
dis
>>681981555
Lol I've wasted 3 gets in this thread
>>681981555
Wasted trips
>>681981529
REROLL REROLL
>>681981555
you have to send this now
>>681981607
Oh I see
Heil anyways!
>>681981711
Win
>>681981711
>>681981745
oh my fucking shit
WINRAR
>>681981745
Yeah c'mon OP I got trips
>>681981529
Op will deliver
this is pretty funny, give him some subscribers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEfhUJvn5rM
These dub gets are cringe. 0/10 thread
Can I suck your dick?
>>681981826
Fucking idiot
>>681981711
7ZIP
>>681981932
fuck off, if you don't like it, don't reply
>>681981711
DO IT OP
>>681981932
Yeah piss off and this>>681982065
>>681982038
roll
I think OP scared her off quite good.
>mfw Im of Turkish origin
Eat my booty like a cheesecake
>>681982364
Your girlfriend is weird af
>>681982364
Shut up niggerfaggot
>>681982364
Kek'd
Please babe, i... I'm suicidal. This is for real not any jokes for 4chan. I really do wanna kill myself. What do i do?!?!
>>681982488
dumb nigger wasted dubs
>>681982364
If that's your GF she's a keeper
Roll for: Fuck it, I'm going to kill myself tonight anyway
>>681982432
REROLL
>>681982456
>Girlfriend
Top Fucking Kek
>>681982456
We've been together for 2 years
We tell each other legit everything
Nothing you guys say will provoke her
>>681982364
This website is for whites only sandnigger
>>681982432
Roll
>>681982364
Fuck, I was trying to seduce you, but appereantly it didn't work, sorry for that and let's go for a date
>>681982568
Rerolling
Do you like niggers?
>>681982750
Rolling for that
Can I post your tits on 4chan?
This is the worst thread
>>681982750
are you retarded ?
i have a confesion to make i cumz over youre printed out picture right now
>>681982568
REROLL THAT SHIT! GET FAGGOT OP SENT TO A PSYCHI WARD!!
Fuck me up the ass with your feminine penis, baby. I want to be your slave, your slut, your cumbucket. Hold me down and rape me, toch me all over. Tie me up and hurt me. I want to do it baby, do it to me.
>>681982852
roll
Babe. I can't eat. I can't sleep. All I feel is guilt. I'm sorry.
>>681982911
BOOM
FUCKIND DONE
>>681982946
Reroll
>>681982750
Roll
>>681982911
Kek
>>681982568
Rollerino
>>681982999
WINRAR
>>681982946
Rolling again
>>681982999
Pussy shit
>>681982911
>>681982999
OP PLEASE SEND BOTH BACK TO BACK
>>681982999
Cheating?
>>681982999
WINRAR
>>681982946
And again
>>681982999
trips
>>681982999
WINRAR
>>681982999
the trips never lie
>>681982946
Roll
>>681982999
OP DO IT
I have to tell you I have been into child pornogrpahy for awhile now and would like you to indulge into it with me babe
>>681982946
I'll just keep rolling for this
>>681982624
Release the tits
>>681983431
Roll
>>681983431
Rollin boi
>>681982946
Still rolling
>>681983431
This Kek
>>681983431
Roll
hory shet, dubs rollin in faster than op can deliver
>>681982993
>loose
OP fucking run!!!
>>681982999
FUCKING HELL OP, POST PICS
>>681983533
Send it op
>>681982946
This is taking too long.
>>681982993
Thus bitch is stupid
>>681983431
ROLL ON BIH
>>681983453
Roll quads
>>681983533
OKAOKAY EVERYBODY WE HAVE THE /THREAD REPLY
OP DO IT
DELIVER THIS
>>681982993
*!^THREAT LEVEL^!*
AUTO RESPOND-DO_NOT _REPLY::your message has been flagged by the FIVE EYES INTELLIGENCE NETWORK as a potential threat. under section UJ6510 deletion of evidence in a terror investigation is punishable by death.
>>681983533
Winrar
>>681982568
REROLL
>>681983533
don't be a faggot, OP. if this convo is legit don't do it.
Never had the occasion to tell you this but I have a huge cuck fetish, are you up to fuck some black dude for me ?
>>681983625
Roll
>>681982946
Still rolling for this
Afterwards send "I'm just a nigga who found this guy's phone, but I want to make this happen.
>>681982852
meh, ok, roll...
Maybe OP took the roles seriously and he's actually killed himself.
RIP OP, 19xx-2016
>>681983533
Don't be a nigger op send
>>681983689
I already got a reroll
Op's just being a faggot
Back to back as requested
Child porno incoming aswell
>>681983799
Fucking Winrar
>>681983799
Winrar
>>681983533
>>681983725
Roll for this
>>681983900
holy shit, op having second dubs already.
still, really cool girl you have.
>>681983900
KEK
Dont post the child porno one yet, build up to it
>>681983725
Rolling for this kek
>>681983725
ROLL
>>681983533
All righty, if only this thread wasn't fake
>>681983900
If you don't get with this girl I'll be disappointed in you, unless she's ugly that is
>>681983900
Babe. I feel like life is just not for me, you know?
Wanne start a family with me?
>>681983799
Actually, I take back the addition, will ruin consequences irl
>>681983900
I read "how would you kill yourself" first. Would have been hilarious
Babe, I've been meaning to tell you... there's another girl. I'm sorry.
>>681984228
Shes my gf already
>>681984314
Rolling
>>681983900
sending a nude selfie would prevent my suicide tho
>>681984314
roll
>>681984314
Roll
>>681983725
Rolling
"Oh shit wrong girl"
>>681984314
This would actually provoke her
>OP
>>681983900
Why would I kill myself? Look at yourself and reconsider
>>681984477
WEENRAR
>>681983900
>>681984363
Hurry up op send child porn thing
>>681984477
Winrar
>>681984314
ReRolling faggots
I want OP's windshield smashed
>>681984477
DOUBLE DUBS DON'T LIE
DOUBLE DUBS DON'T LIE
WINRAR
>>681983725
rolling for this
>>681984501
Rerolling
>>681983725
rolling
>>681984154
Fuck off randy
>>681983725
rawl
>>681984464
Roll
>>681984464
reroll
>>681984501
Reroll
Make new thread
>>681984363
My bad, thought I read earlier you weren't dating. She's a keeper tbh
Roll: can I post your tits online please babe
>>681984477
FUCKING WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINRAR
>>681984711
Wasted
>>681984711
winrar
>>681984501
Rollin aain
>>681984788
Win
>:^)
>>681984788
YES YES YES 01 YES
>>681984788
WIN
>>681984788
I hope this counts as a roll. Mine would be better because if would seem like he wasn't going to tell her
the thing about i'm suicidal is.. that i found out i like men. it's pretty hard to me... can you tell my parents now? i'm ashamed
>>681984872
KEK
>>681984872
6-9 years old
>>681984872
What kind of child pornogrpahy... Fucking kek!!!
>>681984872
>what kind of child pornography
>>681984872
She may be up for the idea!!!
>>681984926
Stfu faggot at least I'm actually delivering
Hard core anal bdsm
>>681984872
>what kind
>>681984872
oh shit she's a pedo
>>681984992
And add boys to it
>>681984992
kek roll
>>681984872
>what kind
Call the popos
>>681984872
0-2 yo. boys
>>681984872
>What kind of child pornography
FAM, SHE'S INTERESTED
>>681984872
>>681985028
Fucking hell... that'd be really fun.
>>681984872
>what kind
She's into it OP
>>681984872
You know the kind, the kind where they get dismembered and beheaded.
>>681984930
Look 2 posts up, someone dubbed your dubs. Equals 2 rerolls anyway
The kind with the newborns.
>>681984872
Why do you wanna know? wanna see some of it? ;)
>>681984992
Rawl on dis
>>681984872
>>681985106
Reroll
>>681984872
>What kind
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
My fetish is of younger male boys that range from the age of 9 to 13 but nothing any older cause that's just gross
>>681984992
rolling my d100
anal without lubricant, 4-6 year olds
>>681985181
Rollio kek
>>681985181
This
9 year girls and 14 year old boys.
>>681984992
fuck op, do this
>>681984872
>"What kind of child pornography?"
>>681985113
You might think I meant the confession was mine, I posted oh shit wrong girl
sorry phone stole my nigger...
but speaking about cp.. i am into it ;)
Keep wasting dubs
>>681983725
Reroll
>>681985300
W I N R A R
>>681985106
I'm done. FUCKING REROLL
>>681985181
roll
>>681984872
KEK
>tells gf into CP
>She asks what kind
ya got yourself a keeper, OP
>>681984992
roll
>>681985300
Waisted
>>681985300
Wasted
>>681985181
This
>>681985321
>phone stole my nigger
>>681985300
WASTED
>>681985388
ALLAHU FUCKING AKBAR
>>681985388
i have a fetish whit cory in the white house
>>681983725
Fucking roll
>>681985388
Winrar it is
Op will deliver as soon as she answers :^)
>>681985388
RIP OP have fun in jail faggot
nevermind, i see you're not really interested. maybe you're not the right person..
ofc sending a naughty pic would change everything ;)
"Yeh i posted it kek"
Hardcore anal fisting.
>>681985388
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WINRAR
>>681982364
OPs a NIGGER
Send nudes or we're over
>>681985629
Roll
>>681985629
>Hardcore anal fisting.
this is not google, m8
>>681985181
This
I want me, you and a black baby
>>681985604
This.
>>681985702
>>681985722
NOT A WASTE
>>681985702
kekek kekity kek kek
Im so sorry babe im just drunk lol. Its all a joke dont worry. Cant wait to see you :)
>>681985722
winrar
>>681985797
Gay
>>681985797
aww cute
>>681985797
fuck off
>>681985797
Roll
>>681985722
WE HAVE A WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINRAR
SOMONE MAKE NEW THREAD!!!!!
>>681985922
lol
>>681985388
Oh shit
>>681985933
waste
>>681985797
roll
>>681985922
fuckin' wow
I want to lick black cum of your pussy
NEW THREAD BROS!!!!!!!!!!!!
OP got swatted.
Rip OP
2016-2016
Was a good one.
>>681986133
Fucking idiot
>>681986133
Fuck, now I'll never know what she was going to tell you!!
>>681986133
Lmao
>>681986133
op is gonna get reported to german fbi
>>681986133
>I have something to say
WHAT WAS SHE GONNA SAY, DAMN IT?
>>681986133
WHAT DOES SHE HAVE TO TELL YOU!? YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
Send pics?
>>681986133
oh
my
FUCKING
GOD
/girlfriend
>>681986133
No, jk, I mean of girls between 8-11
Cont
>>681986205
>>681986133
Don't you cry tonight
I still love you baby
Don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
I just want to see dead babies
And don't you cry tonight
Next dubs is last dubs for tonight
Dont waste
>>681986133
ruined
>>681986133
But you asked me?
Also can we use your tears as lube?
>>681986133
we must know what she was going to tell you!!
>>681986133
DAMMIT OP NEARLY GOT TO THE GOOD STUFF
FUCKIN GET RUINED m8
>>681986133
I was just kidding about the beheading, I wanted to see how you would react. Anyway, what was it you would like to tell me?
>>681986133
I made a 4Chan thread about texting weird shit to you. I'm sorry. The thread made me do it.
HEY
What she was about to ask?
>>681986133
I can't help it! I know it's horrible but it's the only thing that gets me off!
>>681986281
>>681986288
*drinks bleach
>>681986251
*9/11
>>681986331
fuck off
>>681986331
fucking rolling
>>681986251
rolling for this
>>681986133
yes im joking, but you're just another whore that im using, i never loved you and I never will, if I did i wouldn't be doing this. just leave me alone and fuck off
>>681986133
Should have waited for her to tell you her secrets.
No I'm curious af.
Cliffhanger.
>>681986331
roll
>>681986334
off by one
also roll
>>681986400
WIN
>>681986400
win
