The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>Make sure OP has the rules, evidently the most important rule
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>actually most important: Have fun!
How do i basic medical knowledge edition.
>legs for the leg fiend
>Make sure OP has the rules, evidently the most important rule
You still butthurt about that?
how do I get used to going to sleep early? I can never fall asleep until it's like 5am
Basic medical knowledge does not involve life threatening disease, complications and equipment required to diagnose it.
Minor injuries and care to avoid infection is basic knowledge.
We probably all are. That's partly why we shitpost in a waifu thread.
Wasn't butthurt about it. As i said, i don't really care that much.
I just put that in my version of the copy pasta for the lulz.
My own lulz. Nobody else's.
I don't know yet. Maybe some chili...?
I find the difference between a virus, cancer, autoimmune disease, and AIDs rather basic. Maybe i'm weird.
It's almost 5am, I should try to get some sleep now
I take a look at my enormous penis
and my troubles start melting away.
I take a look at my enormous penis
and the happy times are coming to stay.
Perhaps in medical school. Join the boy scouts and I doubt they would mention any of these.
Splints, tourniquets, bandaging, lacerations and sanitation will be covered in basics. Do you honestly expect the average joe to know anything about illness and it specifics?
That's why hospitals house doctors with 8+ years schooling+training to treat and diagnose such things.
Oh no its this guy.
So how is it going for you?
Oh look a velvet, I haven't seen you in a long time
O shit waddup nonlewd bun
Nigger, I'm OG bun.
I don't post as much in the threads.
Oshit, waddup OG bun
I dont tink i have never had chili. I guess this is another thing to do
As good as it can be
It's a shit day.
I'm gonna go have a shower.
I thought you stopped coming.
Looking at it now, i can see how it would look like butthurt though. Oh well. Maybe i'll take it back out.
I'm far from medically trained.
I'm just some loser autodidact in their mother's basement.
I don't know the symptoms of any of those. Actually, they all have variable symptoms, and would require a lot of training to be able to even try to diagnose them. Except maybe AIDs.
I just know the root cause.
I'm glad you came to reason and had admit it is not basic knowledge, as you had so attempted to insult me with in the OP.
This would silly to go on as it is. Neither of us has anything constructive left to offer. Happy hugboxing, I guess.
You claimed basic medical knowledge. Knowing the cause or symptoms of these is not basic in any way as they are useless information. You do not have the training, very expensive equipment or materials necessary to craft the medication to treat it.
I think you misunderstand the term.
>sanitation in the general public
Who is ever that prepared. Youll have to risk infection.
>inb4 what do you know
Trained first aider. Have to be for job. Our trainer even said ignore sanitation, you wont always have a kit, if you are a first aider you WILL have to improv. And there is the risk of being sued because the act of CPR is known to break ribs if done correctly. First aiders job is to stabilise and wait for EMTs. Then there is a triage. Who can you potentially save as a first aider? Can you do enough? Should you care about internals?
When it comes to those types of doseases, their symptoms and how to treat should be common knowledge.
>what to do with a virus. Is what your doing feeding it?
>how do you manage someone suffering shock?
>does the person know how they need to be treated?
There are so many ways to deal with everything, being able to identify based on their descriptions of pain is literal life or death.
TL:DR - At least get a first aid course you cuck.
I never stop Coming, why do you think I take so long to post?
Thank you Death Loli.
Megumin a Cute.
Dank as fuck.
>ITT: fucking doctors
Shit man. Good to have some of the oldfgas come back, even Kongou popped back in here at some point.
>Trained first aider
For the general public, what is basic knowledge? Not for someone in the medical field.
These two vary greatly, as one is meant to save lives and the other is your average joe.
Would you bandage a laceration with a dirty cloth? Perhaps if you want it to go septic, sure.
>get a first aid course
I've been through first response training and boy scouts. I was never taught to diagnose or treat diseases, especially not AIDS, Cancer or auto-immune syndrome.
I can see this conversation isn't going anywhere constructive.
I think that knowing that cancer is cells replicating out of control, autoimmune is when your body is attacking itself, AIDs means your immune system won't work properly any more, and that a virus or bacteria is an external agent that infects the host to various effects is all common knowledge and is taught in high school.
You do not.
I am not aware of any way to decide if one of us is correct, so what's the point in continuing?
Jokes aside I liked that album.
Isn't AIDs the same as auto-immune?
I don't know... Almost 4 AM and I'm not tired. You haven't gone cancerous with with shitposts and trolling. It's somewhat civil and stimulating.
I have fun arguing.
Whatever the other they said.. Acquired?
Im a cook brah
Its not about diagnosing. Its about treating symptoms and causing comfot until the trained people arrive.
If its whats at hand, are you going to let it bleed freely? Or are you going to trust in medical science to handle the sepsis because you told them you only had what you used? And therefore save a life?
Isnt that first aid?
No. Autoimmune is when white blood cells attack their host.
AIDs is short for Acquired immune deficiency. Your immune system basically just stops working fully functionally.
Welcome to the true face of /waifu/
This is what i mean by fucking doctors
I feel we have vastly different scenes in mind. When I think basic medical knowledge, I see myself in remote isolation, not a concrete jungle. I would not wrap a wound in dirty cloth. I would use a tourniquet until I could sanitize something to wrap it with. Once infection sets in because you used something filthy, it's very difficult to stop without medication. I would rather the injured soul to lose blood than use something dirty. They can pass out, calm down and be an easier subject to care for.
In my experience, those who are injured in remote locations tend to panic and succumb more easily to fever, shock and infection due to stress.
If it would be absolutely necessary to wrap a bleeding wound with a dirty cloth, they're probably fucked.
Reminds me of the rambo knife I used to have until I lost it... I miss that fucking thing.
I know exactly what sort of stale hell this place is. I'm just sorry I've seen it degrade so far.. At least during the day.
Fucking gigantic cock rubbing shitfest.
what series is this semen demon from? and is anyone elses trip scripts broken, or just me?
also Alice claimed
Good morning /waifu/
I had a good night sleep for once
>tfw no night terrors for once
>tfw you dream of your waifu
I'm just claiming before leaving and going into town
Well, in remote isolation, you would have the fully stocked first aid kit as a standard. If its just an everyday thing, then would you do what I would?
In my experience, shock is a sudden change in the body. You need to reset that, and stopping a bleed works better than letting it bleed. But Id rather use a strip of cloth from my pants or my shirt before I use a dirty rag. As far as the panic is concerned, panic can be calmed by something like wrapping the wound. They dont see how bad it is, they settle down, their mind snaps out of fight or flight. Severed limb in a remote area, yeah, unless you can instantly cauterise and prevent infection, they are fucked.
GATE. Give it a look if you like invasion anime.
Have fun, and hope the game is coming along well!
Congrats. Having a good night sleep after a while of not is real nice.
See you later though.
>fully equipped med kit
Shock is quick. Toxic shock is slow. I'm not a very empathetic kind of person. So long as they don't die on me, I don't really care how much blood they lose. Their lengthy recovery would give me great excuse to camp out and enjoy nature while they're tidy and comfortably bundled in shelter, too weak to be naggy or complaintive.
I've considered claiming a waifu, but there's not one I would feel comfortable using. There's always that one dimension...
And now I'm bored..
Thank you kindly~
Now, do you guys actually just know each other from other threads, or are you tripcodes working? mine worked for years but seemed to break, and haven't been fixed even though 4chan x updates every now and then. It'd be nice to talk to you guys again, I used to frequent a few threads like this.
Just giving a little bump. Because I like you guys. ;_;
Eh, you can do what some of the other of that type do is and claim a character you admire.
Like Dio or Spike. Fairly sure neither of them actually like guys, they just like the character.
I just started using a tripcode again today. Had one for like a week a few years back.
Seems to be working fine, though Namesync is slow so update changes.
Also, not many impersonators around here. Don't really need a trip.
That was a nice shower
Yep. I will be taking a break for the summer as well.
It will be interesting to see how this evolves while I'm away.
>summerfags of course
Hmm i havent seen that faggot around today. How will i kill myself now
They have a habit of appearing when their name is said.
Like one of those bad horror stories.
Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy.
Was it like that?
Oh yeah most important
I hope that summons some of them
What are your plans for today?
what scripts do you use? and I normally don't tripcode even when I could have, I just use it so I can more easily recognize fellow tripcoders. I am using 4chan x, the 4chan tripfag finder, and lastly /b/ ID sync. It doesn't seem to matter if I disable any of them, or re enable them, try across different computer or operating system, nothing works for me anymore.
Do you have to? Don't leave us here with all the kids. They're not fun if there's not someone around to pick on them with.
Would seem it's not. Usually it's like summoning the "Kill yourself" fairy
4chan x and namesync
Let me try something
That might work too well and summon Syndra to actually kill you.
He's probably sleeping the lazy shit.
I'm a teacher. Why would I pick on kids?
It goes against my moral standing.
yeah that might work way better
Best bird claimed!
>in the hospital
>too tired to even lewd
But it's 4chan. If they wander on to here, they're agreeing to a particular social contract of "you will be treated poorly," no?
What're you in the hospital for?
Boom there you go!
me being stupid and shortsighted about not having options in life?
has anyone seen musicbro Asuka (aka QueenAsuka) or sexy Tomoko?
I like shitposting retard
Lemme hit you wit sum numbers
>60% of incoming shitpost is me
Sorry to bug more people about their waifu kek, but what about yours, where is she from?
Well that's really fucking weird, I just installed it again and now it works. Thanks for the link by the way. I'll test to see if I can trip of it its a read only type deal.
I usually stay up longer than you.
Yes. But to be honest I never particularly cared. If someone wants to be a fag he can be a fag, and as long as it doesn't affect me, I won't say anything.
OMFG I MISSED YOU TOO CUTIE PIE!
I'M SORRY. I WAS STUPID >.<
Of all the things that was the one that got you?
I've been on /b/ for over 8 years, I've seen many namefriends come and go... some used to be very important to me, before they left... There is something I just like about these threads, in a way they stay the same as the years pass and the people all go...
Well it worked, oh wow. Thanks for everyone that tried to help~
Heck, I just got on too.
Right now - peppermint.
i usually lurk till 3-4 am but at that point im too tired to respond to anyone.
Its alright. It is nice to see you again
>wow what a newfag
I've been out with friends. Just got home after some good dinner/breakfast and pool.
I can't stand many flavored teas. I stick mostly to Earl Grey and various greens. Tried many more, but it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
You never answered me. Let's be friends.
Uhhh... Asuka was around several hours ago?
They might be waking up soon for all i know.
Well congrats i suppose.
Come on now. You can't be as nonplussed about these things as i usually am. That's cheating.
Earl Grey is the shit
knowing Asuka she went to bed an hour or so ago if she is not up now and Sexy Tomo is talking to me. thanks for the concern though.
I'm gonna do my best to make it. i'll try to get in touch through Asuka but these painkillers are making it difficult to focus. so forgive me if i pass out
<3 i'm still coming to get youu <3
Hi Tomo! I got here late. How it's going?
Oh, where do you live? If you don't mind me asking. Yeah, I didn't think it through..
Alright good. Hope you feel better and rest if you like I understand
It goes. Yourself?
>tfw sarcasm isn't expressed in text
I was being sarcastic faggot
*sniff* why can't y'all just be friends *sniff-sniff*
South California. Not that north or south matter...
Lol that's ok, it actually fit quite well with what you were saying. Except I came on after you so I guess I was following you.
I assume you got off of work recently?
you really are such a cutie <3
im coming to get all up in you <3
okay they put a new iv bag in, i'm about to pass out. <3
I don't remember tripfags on /b/ anymore. But I remember Jordan on /g/ and TE, sky and CLT on /mu/.
I miss Jordan and CLT.
for over 8 years, my friend. As for how many exactly, it's been too long to remember... in a way, I don't want to remember how many years exactly I have been here. It's more depressing than anything, seeing all these people and knowing I've seen hundreds before them post the same things, their feelings, their lives... hopes and dreams. The nights some would spend over voice and audio chat. It's all just a blur, and in a few years while I am still here, and most of you have moved on, the same kind of threads will still be posted. Animu thread, waifu thread, ks b, the names of the thread doesn't matter. It's all the same after a while.
>inb4 I was kidding
I do realize that, sadly I am not as autistic as I wish I was.
Still not sure what that means and sleep tight Papi
Tired, probably going to sleep in a hour. Saturday I have off, which is nice! Same routine during the day?
Actually I got off five hours ago, had to do something. Cali, not bad. I was born there, but never grew up there.
Most come and go, that's to be expected.
and thank you too, both for the congrats, and the link. Funny enough I still have a link to the Archive, so at worst I could have just opened that and found whoever was tripcoding... it would have been a bit of a pain though.
I know the feeling. That's more life in general than just 4chan though. I miss some of my old WoW buddies. I miss some IRL buddies more. Reflecting on it doesn't really do much for me though.
Maybe i'm defective like that.
Really, i just try to get new friends, maybe do things better this time around. You know?
I did find 20 dollars today. Got a steam card and im not sure what game I should get
Going for the
>I am an asshole that just doesn't give a fuck
approach hunh? It gets some replies but after a while people will just filter you out. If you'd use a trip it would make it that much more easy :^)
>people will just filter you out.
that's me :(
everyone is mad for no reason
Where do you live, if you don't mind me asking? California is pretty great in my opinion. It has everything. Snow, desert, beaches, mountains, plains, etc.
Califag reporting in
>can someone photoshop akiko in?
>what is this? a picture for ants?
Hmm? Why do you think people are filtering you out? Lol
I've noticed after a long time its 4 different main types of people on here
-The social butterfly, most welcome, gets alot of replies
-The "I don't give a fuck about anything" types which are lukewarm at best, and get some replies
-The overly sensitive person that seems to be like the friendly one, but also can get rude very quickly if provoked
-And lastly the overly aggressive poster, who gets alot of replies at first for creating drama/being a jerk, but eventually people ignore them, and they move on.
There's also roleplayers sometimes, but its so rare it seems to be more of a spur of the moment type action, that quickly goes away... sometimes it's funny to read though.
Your dick is an ant *sniff*
That's wonderful! I really can't recommend any games. I would say Dead Space, but I not sure if you're into that type of games.
That's what I heard, but most the people there though.....
I live in Alabama. It's nice here if you don't mind the weather and woodlands. It's slow as well, which doesn't bother me.
I think i just bought a toxic gift guys. I'm in town and I bought mead and other stuff. I finally see my mom again so I decided to buy her a late mothers day gift. She's been complaining how her scale is broken and how she wants to throw it out. Me being a good son buys her a vintage scale, but what kind of message does it show buying your mother a scale? I'm not sure if I chose wisely here
i don't know, I'm always trying the best to make friends with everyone
No its like perfectly average.
>obligatory alabama joke
anything at this point. Kinda looking for something to tide me till Over Watch drops. Currently looking at Arma 3, Disgaea Pc, and Hyper Light Drifter but recommendations couldnt hurt
Dead Space was fun. The first one was my favorite
I wonder if Mikan is here. He would've loved this.
I am not even arguing with you. I'm merely pointing out your attitude. Why are you so angry/apathetic? You know there are people on here that are actually nice enough to care about what may be bothering you?
At some point, you do care for attention or replies, because if you were truly apathetic, you wouldn't care to post and reply to my statements.
Ah. Don't worry about making friends, that happens organically. Just talk with people.
Hey Karen. How goes?
Good to see you back Mako
I'll ne lurking mostly since I'm still in town
Yeah, yeah. Alabama is pretty much a laughingstock..... I don't mind.
I'm a shit photoshopper and I dontrl really see anywhere to put her. But maybe that's because I'm a shit photoshopper.
If were being proportional than it might be more for a big dog. If it were for ants than our pictures would be huge for us.
Alabama? I would gave never expected that. Is your sleeping schedule ruined or something? Why do you sleep when I usually sleep?
What do you call a redneck on fire
>inb4 that crossed the line, line crossing is for mexicans
Yeah for an ant
Do i count as any of those?
fuck outta here with yo logicy trash
>doesnt realize that ants dont even have dicks
woke up played war thunder now I'm here
how's the day been?
she'll love it anyway desu
moms are like that. how you been?
who are you?
Sometimes that in itself can be the problem anon. You seem like a nice person, just be yourself and I am sure less people will block you.
You bought her something she wanted, it's a good choice.
Arma 3 is laggy and buggy as fuck, I do not recommend. It seems you really like first person shooters, would that be correct?
Wait what was it about California people? I'm curious about what others think.
Haha, maybe next time. Or reverse image search that image and find a larger version.
Nah, 4chin needs more people with brains. Too many idiots roaming these lands.
I think your first click was a bit off target. I'm good. Spending a few hours shit posting and watching youtube before i get tired and fall asleep.
Well I got some money to buy shit so thats nice. Got myself 2 bottles of mead to take the edge off during those long nights. Hopefully she likes her present because I have no money left to buy food now. Sacrifices
Staying up wondering if I should go modify Sunrider Academy a bit more for my personal taste, or just keep listening to music and enjoy the thread with you all.
I'm the same person as before that was having trip code problems, which then got fixed. If you mean name wise, I don't have one, and the last one I used was almost 5 years ago... I don't remember it, honestly.
Heck yes! The other two are amazing too. But the first one is phenomenal! I put so much hours into that one.
Pretty much stood up for the thread and my work. Which we get out late. Today we got out early. It was a treat! It's messed up though. Jaja
It's not a bad gift, seems very thoughtful of you to buy it!
It's going alright, close to sleeping. Though I got something to post later on today or tonight.
Well, that they're not smart and kinda arrogant.
shit, it was.
remind me what you do, shizu?
>mother is happy
it seems like a good outcome, where'd you get the money from?
yeah I was replying to someone else but nice to know
also since you seem like you've been out of the loop for a while, chen likes to act like an asshole and then as a victim randomly lol
also there's a lot of roleplayers here at night almost every night
What's the difference between big foot and a hard working black man?
Thanks but platformers upset me most of the time. Im ok with a little but a whole game kills me
Im down to play just about anything really besides racing, sports and platformers
what else did you like
She definitely has if she slept with a nigger.
Why don't sharks ever attack blacks?
They look and smell too much like whale shit
None. They both only exist in stories.
It tastes like heaven.
Theyre all really sweet but depending on how old or what taste it can vary. I'm a sucker for elderberry mead. You know that bitter sting all aloholic drinks have? Mead doesnt have that. Imstead it has this lingering honey-like aftertaste that hangs around really long
Mead best drank, do try when you get the chance
damnit man he called me logical ;-;
Your first and third replies were both to me, and thanks for letting me know
I would suggest Left for dead two then since you like FPS's, it has a pretty good community, and with the steam workshop, there's anime girls you can replace the default characters with. Ether way though I have a few multiplayer games we probably have in common, and I would like to play sometime.
It is a little strange.
There's not a ton of art for my waifu though, and i've been posting a lot in this thread with people who aren't responding with images so i'm running out. Lol
Well the way of living is different here. I know a guy who's from central east US and he says that people over there are more hospitable. Here since its more different (I don't know how to describe it) you have to be more cautious with others. As for people being dumb... I have no clue.
Sounds really good, I will. Thanks for the description.
I replied again, with
By the way, here's a fun trick- if you own any game made by the source engine, enable the dev console, then make a server. Before people join, change "bot_mimic" to 1, to make it true, then secondly, change the yaw offset (it will be the other thing that pops up as a autocomplete suggestion) to 360... if its left for dead for example, it allows you to possess all special infected and all players that join... if its a game like counter strike global offensive, it possess all bots and all players, to jump, aim, shoot etc like you do.
I did miss it lol
can you give us a sneak peek on the post?
also I ate crushed chili peppers yesterday. I couldnt feel the taste so I ate a lot and now my piss is red
has this ever happened to you?
how long have you been a neet desu?
You talkin bout negroes?
Less than a year. I think it was... early November? when i stopped working?
I'm just burning my savings while i wait to go to school.
Do you have Torchlight 2? Not fps but a great game, plenty of free content mods, and the community is the best I've seen for an online game. A bit smaller than some, but great none the less.