>I was living with my cousin in Thunder bay
>we had an indien roommate
>the indien always invited his sqwa gf to stay the night
>after a few weeks she was pretty much free loading
>she was an idiot
>anti social af
>doesn't even say hi
>one night I leave for a couple hours
>I get back the the apartment
>fuckingdoorislocked.gif
>I didn't have a key because he was there when I left and he said he was going to stay there and stay awake all night
>endlessly knock on the door for 25 minutes
>freezing outside, like -25 C
>scream his name out
>he pokes his head out the window
>ohitsyou.jpg
>he opens the door and let's me in
>I look at his face and it's all beaten up
>his gf beat him up
>she locked herself in the bathroom
>I break the door down
>I grab her by the hair, drag her across the floor and throw her down the stairs
Continue?
>mfw this thread
>>684345892
No thanks
>>684345892
Yeah duh
Lying faggot. In reality she beat your ass too and then pegged you in the shower while you cried.
continue
>>684346466
It's like you were there.
Cont u cunt
>she rolls down the stairs
>I open the door, kick her in the back and she lands face first in the snow
>I chuck her shoes out too because I'm a nice guy
>my indien roommate thanks me
>5 minutes later
>knock on the door
>a cocain dealer looking for my cousin
>he's not home
>the guy gives me a gram of blow
>indien guy is upstairs looking out the window and sees the cops drives in the parking lot
>dealer panics
>tell him to hide in my cousins room
>I open the door
More?
>>684347334
Dont fucking type 10 lines and say "cont" everytime you faggot
either pretype this shit out or gtfo
just post the damn story and stop asking for attention
>>684347334
Cont.
>>EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSOR
What kind of nigger stands in the cold knocking for 25 minutes but kicks down a bathroom door with no qualms?
>the cops asked for me
>fucking sqwa called the cops on me for throwing her down the stairs
>I tell him what happened
>tell the cop she's not welcome here and that she's drunk af
>indien roommate is drunk too cutting me off every sentence telling the cops she left with his wallet
>she's falling and tripping in the snow drunk af
>cop looks at the situation and sais she won't be bothering us anymore tonight
>they leave
Guys want the best part?
mfw OP ruining a potentially good story with constant stops to evaluate his audience.
No showman ever won a prize for constantly saying "am I right guys!?"
>>684345892
>Thunder bay
>insane fucking natives
Now this I believe
>>684348273
finish it nigger
>>684348144
A beta nigger
>>684345892
>Thunder Bay
Persians are fucking delicious
>I go warn the dealer hiding out in the room that the cops are gone
>he was hidden on the bed under a few blankets
>tell him the cops are gone
>he wants the coke back
>Itell him to fuck off
>we fight and we end up sucking each others dick for some reason
I don't feel like writing anymore so I'm just going to leave now bye
>>684349038
This fucking bread
>>684349038
fucking 12 year olds on this board LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK
>>684349038
*>we fight and we end up sucking each others dick for some reason* well that escTed quickly
It's summer....
Tell you what, I'll write it down tomorrow and I'll post it properly. I'm just not in the mood right now k thanks
>>684349038
> not OP
>>684349038
another fucking summerfag i hate this board
>>684349038
i like this post
>>684349757
no you won't because you're from t-bay and people from t-bay are fucking scummy retards
I live in Thunder Bay and I believe this could in fact be the first factual OP in /b/ history. Sounds like a typical Friday night actually. If you can get around the weekly Standoffs that is.
>>684349887
I promise
This story sucks shut the fuck up op
>>684349813
xxxddddd summ3rfags am i rite??
I left out a few key details I forgot so I'll start over from scratch tomorrow and give you guys some more fucked up stories.
had a dream last night about the time i got a little too intimately close with my hot blonde cousin. woke up and beat it for an hour. was super drunk last night so it took a while to cum this morning
