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Why do incels think you need a perfectly square jaw, be 184 cm tall, have a 30 cm long dick, have a yearly salary of one million dollar and be the most extrovert person in the world yo get a girl to sleep with you?

I'm 179 cm tall, have a 19 cm long dick, don't have a marked jaw, a yearly salary of 400k dollars and I'm introverted. I still get girls to sleep with me from time to time.
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thats way more than a few millimeters
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>>767448481
>cm

Literally kys
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>>767448928
huh?
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>>767448992
its redundant to use cm to measure anything that isnt a few inches. CM is fucking dumb
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> I'm 179 cm tall

Can you translate that into American? I dont have rosetta stone for faggot.
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ITT third world niggers too stupid to convert measurements into their tard system.

Just use metric faggots.
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>>767448481
What a sad fuck it must have been to take a picture of his ghoulish profile and Photoshop it into an attractive face.
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>>767449058
Imperial measurements is for brainlets
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>>767448481
oh, you only make half a mil a year. kek. i make 60k and i fuck like an animal. your point stands but your humble brag made me laugh
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>>767448481
Because they don't want to admit that women don't like them because they're repulsive little assholes. They'd rather blame women being too picky.
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>>767449137
I think you meant first world. We're not too stupid, just too lazy, because we know we don't need to conform to your cucked systems of measurement.
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>>767449058
are you from Liberia? Or Myanmar? Most of the world uses metric if you hadn't noticed.
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the imperial system is retarded. can we get back to the topic? op makes 400k a year and i need to know why he thinks thats not the reason hes getting laid.
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>>767449228
> hurr durr we still use the system we got cucked into by our old british overlords BUT WE DO IT BECAUSE WE PROUD NIGGAHS
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>>767449228
In the developed and progressed world that evolved beyond the use of imperial measurements, we can still appreciate diversity. Why just the other day I went to purchase a nut for my bicycle, which was given to me from my grandfather. The fellow at the bike hop informed me that they hadn't needed to stock imperial parts for some few decades. We laughed together as we reflected upon the quaint ways of engineers of yesteryear.
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>>767448481
Left doesn't even look human wtf
Incels might be ugly and unkept, but they aren't fucking alien hybrids
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>>767449187
>>767449363

I meant 40k. Ord 400k in my own currency, which is still a bit higher than average.
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>>767449500

Its*
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>>767449407
I wouldn't say it's pride. More like, inertia, coupled with the fact that we all just know we are intrinsically right.
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>>767449058
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>>767448481
>400k
What do you do?
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Thats a funny picture you got there op because my jaw is actually too large and now my head looks like a moon. Oh well.
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>>767449363
pretty sure OP is just using the incel argument as a way to subtly brag about the fact that $400k is getting him laid
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>>767449549
I put 400k by mistake. It's 40k, 400k in my own currency.
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>>767448481
>Me on the right.
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>>767449582
what currency you talking there my fag? 'cos, for example, AUD$40k isn't a great wage
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>>767449233
>Most of the world uses metric if you hadn't noticed.
>implying that makes something good
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>>767449582
Fuck you mean your own currency?
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>>767449540
When stuff get BIG you use BIG measurement! Like LIGHTYEARS! Understand little guy?
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>>767449466
Here, in the first world, our cars regularly have both imperial (standard) and metric threaded bolts among different parts, and we curse you foreign animals every time we go to the parts store to determine our products have been corrupted with lesser, metric pitch threads.
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>>767449651
incorrect. just pointing out that it is a minority that uses imperial. It is not the fact that the majority uses it that makes it good. It is the other way around. Because it is practical, systematic, and logical (all making it good) - that is why the rest of the world uses it.
It's okay. I'm not having a go at what you are used to. But if you want to have a systematic and useful model you have to go metric. Just ask NASA
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>>767449859
>practical
metric is very impractical for measuring people's heights
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>>767449690
I can certainly share your frustration. Ive worked on an N series Ford tractor that didn't have two thread on the bloody thing that matched!!! Luckily we had a fuck-ton of spare parts on hand.
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>>767450036
how?
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>>767449859
>argumentum ad populum
You're making your point wrong. Instead, point out the base ten aspect (you know, the reason why the metric system has been adopted in the way you're describing).
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>>767448481
>Hmm, I found who was behind of it...
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>>767448481
you still there op? or have you abandoned your own thread?
>>767449500
you earn 40K what? Coconuts? walnut kernels? 40k...
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>>767448481
Who wants to be 184 cm small? It's like living the dwarf life ... everything below 190 cm can't be called “man“.

No wonder you little turds need guns to fight off big people like me! 195 cm!
I guess your dick looks pathetic as well ...
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In my time, you just need to BUY the woman
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>>767450295

Swedish kronor. The average salary in Sweden is around 30-34k dollars a year
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>>767449137

Britain and America conquered the world. The metric system is for those who surrendered time and again on the continent.
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>>767448481
>Absolutely hideously disgusting.
Stay mad soy-child. You should hide your failure with a bigger failure like a beard.
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>>767448481
Homeless manlet here. I fuck at least 2 girls a day.
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>>767450440
meeting anyone below 190cm is depressing
knowing theyll never meet their full potential because of their height
never getting the same attention and respect as a real man
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>>767452092
>I talk to menlet without looking down, looking straight over their heads.
Kek everytime.
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>>767448481
A weak jaw is unattractive to women.

Anything that is unattractive to women is a detraction to physical fitness.

Anything that is a detraction to physical fitness is a marker of social inferiority.

If there are enough markers of social inferiority, that results in a less productive, less happy, less affluent life.

It's not their fault, there's nothing they can do about it, it's not fair, but it follows a perfectly logical chain of consequence. The vast majority of people with weak jaws will achieve less than a person with a strong jaw, provided they're measured within the same mental, social, and economic margins, simply because people will respect the person with a strong jaw more and will offer them more opportunities.
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>>767449084
179 x .394
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>>767449058
Found the mutt
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>400k
That's being rich you faggot
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>>767453845
Found the third worlder
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>>767449084
Google exists, retard. The majority of the world uses centimeters, learn to use it. Inches and feet are for retards, it makes absolutely no sense.
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>>767453986
No first world country uses your inferior system, mutt
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>>767454133
Eat shit goat fucker
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